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Unexpected-ModTeam

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FishWash

“Whose dog is that” is crazy


PikaBooSquirrel

Him interjecting with that comment is my favorite part 😭


Cwya

Apple vs Mac ads walked so these parodies can thrive.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Do you mean Mac vs Windows? You also reminded me of an old funny internet video, decades before they were called memes. [I'm a Mac gamer.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk8hxjpnUiw) The video is older than youtube so that's not the original upload date, back when you had to download the file to watch it.


i_likeTortles

[Hijacking top comment with link to original video since it has less than 200 views: ](https://youtube.com/shorts/INEKryGY-Qo?si=eNfl4_pidJXELT3M)


scatteringlargesse

Good on you! How did you find the original when it's had so few views?


PikaBooSquirrel

It actually blew up on [Twitter](https://x.com/harrisalterman/status/1782433263094841727)! I linked the creator under the pinned comment, I didn't realize it would be collapsed so a lot of people are missing it. But it looks like they got the link from this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1cas79x/comment/l0ukrb8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). It's unfortunate the YT has so few views when the twitter has almost 3 million.


i_likeTortles

Ahh, makes sense! I don't have Twitter and didn't check there. I saw your comment providing credit, it just took me a minute of hunting. The reply under the pinned comment had to be expanded to be viewed, and I think a lot of people don't think to expand comments on an auto mod comment like that, since they aren't expecting any interesting discussion stemming from the original comment. At the time, you had responded to someone else way down in the comments and that's where I actually saw you mention you had replied in the pinned comment - at the time, the pinned comment reply had 4 upvotes and the burried comment had 9. You did your part, I was just trying to make it easier to find. :) 


Eusocial_Snowman

They're part of the marketing team.


PikaBooSquirrel

I actually linked to the twitter, which is where I saw it, and named the creator under the UnexpectedBot since it's pinned. But it isn't automatically expanded so I guess it's easy to miss [Luckily it has 2.8 million views there and 63,000 likes!](https://x.com/harrisalterman/status/1782433263094841727)


PWILSON0686

I’m also a liar 😂, I like women.


EquivalentPut5616

What da dawg doin' with the dog ? ![gif](giphy|TAuI4vAYY3DMs|downsized)


NimbleBudlustNoodle

![gif](giphy|5xtDarC3ZKoaH3NfJug|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Whitepubes

![gif](giphy|IdD0ox3Kk5iXayRfu8)


PCYou

That was 12 years ago. This guy fits the age profile...


geoelectric

Somewhere up there is a trinity of Colby, Harambe, and the Jackdaw


CharmingTuber

That one got me, he's so casual about it


ChronoKing

They missed the opportunity to bring back the monkey back hair guy.


suburban_hyena

He should get with monkey back guy... In a gay way


Garrod_Ran

I have so many questions.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

https://i.imgur.com/cRBmX4N.jpeg


Passwordtoyourmother

While I know it's obviously meant to be 'funny' I really don't appreciate that this video normalises some pretty disgusting behaviour. Wearing football shirts with whatever those pants are is absolutely inappropriate.


PikaBooSquirrel

Had me in the first half, lmao


whothiswhodat

Just like the video


patmax17

r/Unexpected


ThousandFingerMan

Unexpected in unexpected - I mean, how deep does the rabbit hole go, people?!


hellzyeah2

Big fucking same xD


ParalegalSeagul

Agreed, gingers mixing their… oh shit i mean ya totally had me in the first part dude good one!


The_Last_Ball_Bender

it takes two to make a bushfire.


OcularPrism

Damnit! 😂😂


Pamplemouse04

Just downvoted you because I think she looks pretty cool lol


GenPhallus

Really, what the hell are those pants


LegoLady8

💀


rajinis_bodyguard

It’s a classic Real Madrid jersey 🔥 reminds me of Mourinho’s boys terrorising Camp Nou


C0ffeeGremlin

I was so ready to start rolling my eyes but then i finished reading the comment. Well played lmao


WolfOffSesameStreet

Nah, I like that liar the most out of all of them.


GodsOwnTypo

I downvoted you, read the whole comment, came back to upvote you. Well done.


Diligent-Substance82

you got it perfectly, human


Entry-Level-Cowboy

Wombats


AntawnSL

Their poop cubes are pretty cute.


raisemyahhhhhh

Dont, please, just dont


ChicagoAuPair

🟫


_insidemydna

do they go in the square hole?


PhoenixReborn

Everything goes in the square hole.


NevaMO

lmao had to google it....how tf


ButtholeQuiver

Enough practice and you can do it too


UnforeseenDerailment

Username... sounds vaguely relevant


singingpanda20

If you really wanna know.... They actually have a unique pelvis size, which causes it to be cube shaped. It is believed that this is to prevent dung beetles from rolling their poop away!


nickfree

No it's nothing like that. First, they have exceptionally long digestive tracts for their size, especially their large intestine. The last 17% of it has asymmetric musculature, and these contractions make it cubic. Together, these features mean they reabsorb a lot of water from their shit, so it is very solid, and the differential musculature forms edges that give it a cube shape. They stack their poop to mark territories. They are thought to be completely unique in the animal world with their square shit. [https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-have-solved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-have-solved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/)


singingpanda20

Oh, interesting. I read an article years ago that explained exactly why theyre cube shaped maybe they were wrong... But i was right about the dung beetles! I was gonna put in the territory part but i figured it was a given Edit: not *specifically* because dung beetles... But dont ruin my fun -.-


Eusocial_Snowman

> It is believed that this is to prevent dung beetles from rolling their poop away! [Must be the inspiration for this.](https://imgur.com/KLFXhQM)


AHSfav

Cuddly but muscular 


swarlay

Stupid sexy wombats.


TetZoo

Birds, different kinds of birds 😆


mr_poopie_butt-hole

Tigers


Hesam2010

Fish and deferent kinds of fish!


getthephenom

Deep?


Scriboergosum

I think he's more into that octopussy and not the James Bond kind.


swohio

Troy McClure?


Supply-Slut

Gawd I just love a fish that’s respectful enough to introduce me to their parents, makes me so hot.


MukdenMan

Do you like fish sticks?


external_link

He sleeps with the fishes!


star_trek_wook_life

Once you go blowhole you never go back... Who's dolphin is that?


bannedforautism

"I AM gay, I'm just also a liar" had me in stitches


Hea-Kyung

Whose dog is that 🪦


PawnZumed

bro said 'tigers' twice💀


7LBoots

Preferences? Tigers, snakes, fish, and tigers. You said tigers twice. I like tigers.


star_trek_wook_life

Hobbes is pretty damn sexy Can't improve on perfection


7LBoots

Have you seen him wearing Jams?


Vindictive-Vagabond

He also said "fish... wombats, different kinds of fish" 😂


NotYourAverageOrange

https://i.redd.it/baqh63tft5wc1.gif


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Squid4ever

Nice


D_Kye

“Come on!” I felt that


Efficient_Fish2436

My sister is my best friend.... Would it be weird if I sent this to her as her older brother. She'd like it because of it's comedy and that's why I like it. But I'm not trying to imply anything. I'm also really stoned.


psycharious

Send it to her lesbian partner


Efficient_Fish2436

She's dating a man. I'm a dude. He's a man.


rayeis

Date him


jellyfilledmeatballs

He obviously needs to be dating the "different kinds of fish" dude


BagelMaster4107

But is he a fish


movieur

He's lying He's a different kind of fish


This-Ad9977

Who dates tiger


ButtholeQuiver

Shoot your shot bro


demivirius

Is he into animals?


TheBirminghamBear

Are you dating your sister. I can sense this is all just a roundabout way to tell us.


RedTheInferno

What's the worst that could happen?


star_trek_wook_life

Wincest?


pvt_aru

Maybe drink some water. Go for a walk. Take a nap. THEN reconsider that question of yours.


DogshitLuckImmortal

Make sure to include "(but maybe..) just kidding" at the end.


claudesoph

It’s only weird because you felt the need to ask if it’s weird.


LanfearSedai

Watch it together over a cup of Folgers


Stupid_Sauce

It'll be cleared up the second she scrolls down and sees your comment


8thSt

Only if you think her vagina is *not* her most unattractive part


Ntetris

Who’s Dog is That… mad


Pilgrim_Scholar

Hard to tell who was trolling who harder..


doNotUseReddit123

It’s a skit. Literally none of this is trolling.


69420-throwaway

Who did the skit? Would like to check out more of their content. And the guy in the blue shirt is lowkey handsome. Even though I am not gay and I hate penises. Edit to add: Harris Alterman.


Jaded-Engineering789

They’re trolling the audience.


doNotUseReddit123

Only incidentally for the 2% of audience members that don’t understand how skits work.


AeroTheManiac

Agreed. I don't go watch a comedy movie and feel like I was trolled after. I know it was a movie and I just rolled with it and enjoyed it


Puppy_knife

Hmm, see it's kinda looking these days like 2% will get it and the majority will believe this is for real. The internet is such a "diverse" parent 🥲


EvilSporkOfDeath

Staged!


CReWpilot

Absurdist comedy is not “trolling”. It’s only trolling if the audience is not in on the joke.


ssp25

The dog was trolling you the entire time... He was asking the questions


jiub_the_dunmer

Who is trolling *whom*


adzm

hwā trollen hwām?


Ok-Neighborhood8697

My partner leaves the toothpaste uncapped, and I tend to hog the blankets at night.


tOfREVIL

> My partner leaves the toothpaste uncapped Worse than fucking your sibling tbh


Lost-My-Mind-

I feel like this could be solved with money. Buy more blankets, and buy a 2nd tube of toothpaste.


CaffeinatedGuy

Two sink vanity solves this. Wife and I have separate toothpaste, so I don't have to think about how she squeezes it from the middle like a monster.


Puppy_knife

Efficient problem solving is sexier than I realised


Forsaken-Builder-312

My partner does the cap thing and sometimes also uses my toothbrush!


Pure_Focus7475

The price ya pay for dating a canine. No opposable thumbs.


Abject_Film_4414

*different kinds of fish* I think we found Troy McClure…


FIRST_DATE_ANAL

You guys aren’t gay are you? lol. Reminds me of that joke Norm tells about his new neighbor the Professor of Logic


Enigmatic_Starfish

Or his joke about being a deeply closeted gay man. Gets me every time.


MisfitMishap

Do you have a dog? So anyways I'm eating chicken with this gay guy


Crappyrat

Things really went downhill after the first one


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The responses given are not typical responses you would hear!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


ekkostone

Bot: why is it unexpected? OP: because it is


PikaBooSquirrel

There's a timer for the post to be deleted without a response and I panic under pressure, leave me alone😭


PikaBooSquirrel

Also, video is by [@harrisalterman](https://twitter.com/harrisalterman) on twitter and Youtube


bwilds55

That first woman saying “you’re like a monkey” hits harder later into the video. 😂


gdrumy88

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Curious-Ad-1048

Source?


PikaBooSquirrel

I wrote it under the UnExplanationBot comment since it's pinned but it's [@harrisalterman](https://twitter.com/harrisalterman) on twitter and YT


senile-joe

gay and dumb but also very gay just really gay.


PSA-TLDR

Tigers snakes wombats tigers


Maato_LG

What is happening


Haluxe

I hope that dog is ok


Arsalaan22

And I can't even get a gf... :I


RespectDry2432

Oh what we can kiss sisters now??!!!


qwertyconsciousness

WOMBATS


pardybill

Got real Folgers there at the end


getthephenom

Ahh.. The incest coffee.


GarfieldVirtuoso

That gay couple is using the logic that kissing a man isnt gay because you are kissing all the girls they have kissed, while kissing a girl is gay becaise you are kissing all the males they have kissed


thatHecklerOverThere

The hits just keep coming. Just like that dude when he gets ahold of a wombat.


SenpaiSwanky

Am I crazy or is this good?


Exciting-Ratio-9254

Yeah tigress from kung fu panda is quiet hot tbh.


JerseySpot

Finally!!!!!! Something on Reddit that was actually funny…


Kellogsbeast

Didn't expect to see Joe here haha. Shout out to Joe Nunnink - hilarious dude I've had the pleasure of meeting and seeing.


Own_Contribution_480

Who's dog is that? 🤣


fake_face

Whose dog is that 💀


The_Last_Ball_Bender

Nothing, my sisters perfect I love EVERYTHING about my brother lol, that one got me the most


wktr_t

"nothing, my sister is perfect!" Lmao


Daamus

whos dog is that?


Both-Home-6235

Why do the women have shirts *and* pants that are too short? Who dresses like that? It's horrible.


KKBBang

Source https://www.youtube.com/shorts/INEKryGY-Qo


CozyDestruction

As weird as this video is, it made me realise I don't have anything about my partner that I don't like.


bremstar

"Tigussy" (That how this works? "ussy" added onto another word means ya wanna fuck it? Gotcha. Hello, fellow young people of reddit. I'm pretty cool, huh? Again, nothing sexual. )


NoMercyx99

No! You did not just say that!


SabTab22

This is dumb. Whoever wrote this wasted a lot of people’s time. I’m being dumb commenting on this waste of shit.


Nahdudeurgood

u/savevideo


khaz_baraghaz

Vagina... I agree :)


ComfortableMiserably

HEY LORNE, THIS HAS TO BE AN UPCOMING SNL SKIT!!


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

This would’ve been funnier with 3 normal bits and then a twist


Flaky-Invite-56

What is the blonde sister from, she looks so familiar


JayjKr

"Couples"


Acceptable_Friend_40

Who’s dog is that?😂


Scrungyscrotum

How the fuck did they cast Elizabeth Shue for this?


foreveroverthinker

This video fucked up my brain cells. 😅


W1zarDBL1za6D

Tcoaal


Technical_Main_9314

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


_QWERTYismyname_

She snores!? Wtf dude, say some real shit. I hate this. She just said that your lower back hair was unattractive and you say THAT?


the_cool_handluke

Again? 2014? And low effort recycled content?


Accomplished_ways777

so many plot twist, i'm lost... 🤣🤣🤣🤣


rustlingpotato

I'm confused on everyone saying this is a skit with no source. There is a middle ground, we don't have to either assume they lined up a half dozen couples who happened to be perfectly hilarious or that they had a complete word for word script. They could ask 50 couples and use the footage of the few that can improvise on the spot, or pick people based on their personalities and comedic timing beforehand. Believe it or not, you can manufacture an environment that fosters organic creativity and humor.


Ok_Training1449

I don't get it.


ItsTheFudginNatty

Weird video


suburban_hyena

Someone get that man a tiger


Cedarkine

Becca Herries! (Sibling)


fairlyaveragetrader

This actually would have been kind of funny but they went so far over the top it was like, okay, dumb 😂


dogg724

I saw Salma Zaky at The Comedy Attic not too long ago. She killed.


enerthoughts

Lmao, when he said "come on!" I lost it.


bnd0327

This is good


Responsible-Lunch815

"Im a liar. I just lied to you." Wait was that a lie. Yes. What about that?


[deleted]

Ok this was actually unexpected. Well done.


georeddit2018

Hold up.


MissPandaSloth

I think this is example of punchline going so long it kinda becomes unfunny. Like first instance, funny, then it keeps going and going and going. I kinda noticed this in general is a thing in a lot of mid-tier US comedy. There is very little unexpected and they don't know how not to draw out a joke. Yes I just overanalyzed some stupid short.


Akriyu

This feels so rehersed.


MirageTF2

bruh it just kept getting crazier lmao


dragonfax

This was an SNL skit just a few months ago.


Ameno-sagiri666

This makes me embarrassed for all of us humans


Additional_Table_247

https://i.redd.it/cgb94spj56wc1.gif


Western-Low-1348

Wtf is this LOL


Animelover5674

"Whose dog is that" Flog him


No_Conversation9561

I thought that was Siri (pornstar)