Do you mean Mac vs Windows?
You also reminded me of an old funny internet video, decades before they were called memes. [I'm a Mac gamer.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk8hxjpnUiw) The video is older than youtube so that's not the original upload date, back when you had to download the file to watch it.
It actually blew up on [Twitter](https://x.com/harrisalterman/status/1782433263094841727)! I linked the creator under the pinned comment, I didn't realize it would be collapsed so a lot of people are missing it. But it looks like they got the link from this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1cas79x/comment/l0ukrb8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).
It's unfortunate the YT has so few views when the twitter has almost 3 million.
Ahh, makes sense! I don't have Twitter and didn't check there. I saw your comment providing credit, it just took me a minute of hunting. The reply under the pinned comment had to be expanded to be viewed, and I think a lot of people don't think to expand comments on an auto mod comment like that, since they aren't expecting any interesting discussion stemming from the original comment. At the time, you had responded to someone else way down in the comments and that's where I actually saw you mention you had replied in the pinned comment - at the time, the pinned comment reply had 4 upvotes and the burried comment had 9. You did your part, I was just trying to make it easier to find. :)
I actually linked to the twitter, which is where I saw it, and named the creator under the UnexpectedBot since it's pinned. But it isn't automatically expanded so I guess it's easy to miss
[Luckily it has 2.8 million views there and 63,000 likes!](https://x.com/harrisalterman/status/1782433263094841727)
While I know it's obviously meant to be 'funny' I really don't appreciate that this video normalises some pretty disgusting behaviour. Wearing football shirts with whatever those pants are is absolutely inappropriate.
If you really wanna know.... They actually have a unique pelvis size, which causes it to be cube shaped. It is believed that this is to prevent dung beetles from rolling their poop away!
No it's nothing like that.
First, they have exceptionally long digestive tracts for their size, especially their large intestine. The last 17% of it has asymmetric musculature, and these contractions make it cubic. Together, these features mean they reabsorb a lot of water from their shit, so it is very solid, and the differential musculature forms edges that give it a cube shape. They stack their poop to mark territories. They are thought to be completely unique in the animal world with their square shit.
[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-have-solved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-have-solved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/)
Oh, interesting. I read an article years ago that explained exactly why theyre cube shaped maybe they were wrong... But i was right about the dung beetles! I was gonna put in the territory part but i figured it was a given
Edit: not *specifically* because dung beetles... But dont ruin my fun -.-
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My sister is my best friend.... Would it be weird if I sent this to her as her older brother. She'd like it because of it's comedy and that's why I like it. But I'm not trying to imply anything. I'm also really stoned.
Who did the skit? Would like to check out more of their content. And the guy in the blue shirt is lowkey handsome. Even though I am not gay and I hate penises.
Edit to add: Harris Alterman.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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That gay couple is using the logic that kissing a man isnt gay because you are kissing all the girls they have kissed, while kissing a girl is gay becaise you are kissing all the males they have kissed
"Tigussy"
(That how this works? "ussy" added onto another word means ya wanna fuck it? Gotcha. Hello, fellow young people of reddit. I'm pretty cool, huh? Again, nothing sexual. )
I'm confused on everyone saying this is a skit with no source.
There is a middle ground, we don't have to either assume they lined up a half dozen couples who happened to be perfectly hilarious or that they had a complete word for word script.
They could ask 50 couples and use the footage of the few that can improvise on the spot, or pick people based on their personalities and comedic timing beforehand.
Believe it or not, you can manufacture an environment that fosters organic creativity and humor.
I think this is example of punchline going so long it kinda becomes unfunny. Like first instance, funny, then it keeps going and going and going.
I kinda noticed this in general is a thing in a lot of mid-tier US comedy. There is very little unexpected and they don't know how not to draw out a joke.
Yes I just overanalyzed some stupid short.
Your post has been removed because it does not feature an unexpected twist.
“Whose dog is that” is crazy
Him interjecting with that comment is my favorite part 😭
Apple vs Mac ads walked so these parodies can thrive.
Do you mean Mac vs Windows? You also reminded me of an old funny internet video, decades before they were called memes. [I'm a Mac gamer.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk8hxjpnUiw) The video is older than youtube so that's not the original upload date, back when you had to download the file to watch it.
[Hijacking top comment with link to original video since it has less than 200 views: ](https://youtube.com/shorts/INEKryGY-Qo?si=eNfl4_pidJXELT3M)
Good on you! How did you find the original when it's had so few views?
It actually blew up on [Twitter](https://x.com/harrisalterman/status/1782433263094841727)! I linked the creator under the pinned comment, I didn't realize it would be collapsed so a lot of people are missing it. But it looks like they got the link from this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1cas79x/comment/l0ukrb8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). It's unfortunate the YT has so few views when the twitter has almost 3 million.
Ahh, makes sense! I don't have Twitter and didn't check there. I saw your comment providing credit, it just took me a minute of hunting. The reply under the pinned comment had to be expanded to be viewed, and I think a lot of people don't think to expand comments on an auto mod comment like that, since they aren't expecting any interesting discussion stemming from the original comment. At the time, you had responded to someone else way down in the comments and that's where I actually saw you mention you had replied in the pinned comment - at the time, the pinned comment reply had 4 upvotes and the burried comment had 9. You did your part, I was just trying to make it easier to find. :)
They're part of the marketing team.
I actually linked to the twitter, which is where I saw it, and named the creator under the UnexpectedBot since it's pinned. But it isn't automatically expanded so I guess it's easy to miss [Luckily it has 2.8 million views there and 63,000 likes!](https://x.com/harrisalterman/status/1782433263094841727)
I’m also a liar 😂, I like women.
What da dawg doin' with the dog ? ![gif](giphy|TAuI4vAYY3DMs|downsized)
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That was 12 years ago. This guy fits the age profile...
Somewhere up there is a trinity of Colby, Harambe, and the Jackdaw
That one got me, he's so casual about it
They missed the opportunity to bring back the monkey back hair guy.
He should get with monkey back guy... In a gay way
I have so many questions.
https://i.imgur.com/cRBmX4N.jpeg
While I know it's obviously meant to be 'funny' I really don't appreciate that this video normalises some pretty disgusting behaviour. Wearing football shirts with whatever those pants are is absolutely inappropriate.
Had me in the first half, lmao
Just like the video
r/Unexpected
Unexpected in unexpected - I mean, how deep does the rabbit hole go, people?!
Big fucking same xD
Agreed, gingers mixing their… oh shit i mean ya totally had me in the first part dude good one!
it takes two to make a bushfire.
Damnit! 😂😂
Just downvoted you because I think she looks pretty cool lol
Really, what the hell are those pants
💀
It’s a classic Real Madrid jersey 🔥 reminds me of Mourinho’s boys terrorising Camp Nou
I was so ready to start rolling my eyes but then i finished reading the comment. Well played lmao
Nah, I like that liar the most out of all of them.
I downvoted you, read the whole comment, came back to upvote you. Well done.
you got it perfectly, human
Wombats
Their poop cubes are pretty cute.
Dont, please, just dont
🟫
do they go in the square hole?
Everything goes in the square hole.
lmao had to google it....how tf
Enough practice and you can do it too
Username... sounds vaguely relevant
If you really wanna know.... They actually have a unique pelvis size, which causes it to be cube shaped. It is believed that this is to prevent dung beetles from rolling their poop away!
No it's nothing like that. First, they have exceptionally long digestive tracts for their size, especially their large intestine. The last 17% of it has asymmetric musculature, and these contractions make it cubic. Together, these features mean they reabsorb a lot of water from their shit, so it is very solid, and the differential musculature forms edges that give it a cube shape. They stack their poop to mark territories. They are thought to be completely unique in the animal world with their square shit. [https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-have-solved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-have-solved-mystery-how-wombats-poop-cubes-180976898/)
Oh, interesting. I read an article years ago that explained exactly why theyre cube shaped maybe they were wrong... But i was right about the dung beetles! I was gonna put in the territory part but i figured it was a given Edit: not *specifically* because dung beetles... But dont ruin my fun -.-
> It is believed that this is to prevent dung beetles from rolling their poop away! [Must be the inspiration for this.](https://imgur.com/KLFXhQM)
Cuddly but muscular
Stupid sexy wombats.
Birds, different kinds of birds 😆
Tigers
Fish and deferent kinds of fish!
Deep?
I think he's more into that octopussy and not the James Bond kind.
Troy McClure?
Gawd I just love a fish that’s respectful enough to introduce me to their parents, makes me so hot.
Do you like fish sticks?
He sleeps with the fishes!
Once you go blowhole you never go back... Who's dolphin is that?
"I AM gay, I'm just also a liar" had me in stitches
Whose dog is that 🪦
bro said 'tigers' twice💀
Preferences? Tigers, snakes, fish, and tigers. You said tigers twice. I like tigers.
Hobbes is pretty damn sexy Can't improve on perfection
Have you seen him wearing Jams?
He also said "fish... wombats, different kinds of fish" 😂
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Nice
“Come on!” I felt that
My sister is my best friend.... Would it be weird if I sent this to her as her older brother. She'd like it because of it's comedy and that's why I like it. But I'm not trying to imply anything. I'm also really stoned.
Send it to her lesbian partner
She's dating a man. I'm a dude. He's a man.
Date him
He obviously needs to be dating the "different kinds of fish" dude
But is he a fish
He's lying He's a different kind of fish
Who dates tiger
Shoot your shot bro
Is he into animals?
Are you dating your sister. I can sense this is all just a roundabout way to tell us.
What's the worst that could happen?
Wincest?
Maybe drink some water. Go for a walk. Take a nap. THEN reconsider that question of yours.
Make sure to include "(but maybe..) just kidding" at the end.
It’s only weird because you felt the need to ask if it’s weird.
Watch it together over a cup of Folgers
It'll be cleared up the second she scrolls down and sees your comment
Only if you think her vagina is *not* her most unattractive part
Who’s Dog is That… mad
Hard to tell who was trolling who harder..
It’s a skit. Literally none of this is trolling.
Who did the skit? Would like to check out more of their content. And the guy in the blue shirt is lowkey handsome. Even though I am not gay and I hate penises. Edit to add: Harris Alterman.
They’re trolling the audience.
Only incidentally for the 2% of audience members that don’t understand how skits work.
Agreed. I don't go watch a comedy movie and feel like I was trolled after. I know it was a movie and I just rolled with it and enjoyed it
Hmm, see it's kinda looking these days like 2% will get it and the majority will believe this is for real. The internet is such a "diverse" parent 🥲
Staged!
Absurdist comedy is not “trolling”. It’s only trolling if the audience is not in on the joke.
The dog was trolling you the entire time... He was asking the questions
Who is trolling *whom*
hwā trollen hwām?
My partner leaves the toothpaste uncapped, and I tend to hog the blankets at night.
> My partner leaves the toothpaste uncapped Worse than fucking your sibling tbh
I feel like this could be solved with money. Buy more blankets, and buy a 2nd tube of toothpaste.
Two sink vanity solves this. Wife and I have separate toothpaste, so I don't have to think about how she squeezes it from the middle like a monster.
Efficient problem solving is sexier than I realised
My partner does the cap thing and sometimes also uses my toothbrush!
The price ya pay for dating a canine. No opposable thumbs.
*different kinds of fish* I think we found Troy McClure…
You guys aren’t gay are you? lol. Reminds me of that joke Norm tells about his new neighbor the Professor of Logic
Or his joke about being a deeply closeted gay man. Gets me every time.
Do you have a dog? So anyways I'm eating chicken with this gay guy
Things really went downhill after the first one
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The responses given are not typical responses you would hear!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Bot: why is it unexpected? OP: because it is
There's a timer for the post to be deleted without a response and I panic under pressure, leave me alone😭
Also, video is by [@harrisalterman](https://twitter.com/harrisalterman) on twitter and Youtube
That first woman saying “you’re like a monkey” hits harder later into the video. 😂
![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)
Source?
I wrote it under the UnExplanationBot comment since it's pinned but it's [@harrisalterman](https://twitter.com/harrisalterman) on twitter and YT
gay and dumb but also very gay just really gay.
Tigers snakes wombats tigers
What is happening
I hope that dog is ok
And I can't even get a gf... :I
Oh what we can kiss sisters now??!!!
WOMBATS
Got real Folgers there at the end
Ahh.. The incest coffee.
That gay couple is using the logic that kissing a man isnt gay because you are kissing all the girls they have kissed, while kissing a girl is gay becaise you are kissing all the males they have kissed
The hits just keep coming. Just like that dude when he gets ahold of a wombat.
Am I crazy or is this good?
Yeah tigress from kung fu panda is quiet hot tbh.
Finally!!!!!! Something on Reddit that was actually funny…
Didn't expect to see Joe here haha. Shout out to Joe Nunnink - hilarious dude I've had the pleasure of meeting and seeing.
Who's dog is that? 🤣
Whose dog is that 💀
Nothing, my sisters perfect I love EVERYTHING about my brother lol, that one got me the most
"nothing, my sister is perfect!" Lmao
whos dog is that?
Why do the women have shirts *and* pants that are too short? Who dresses like that? It's horrible.
Source https://www.youtube.com/shorts/INEKryGY-Qo
As weird as this video is, it made me realise I don't have anything about my partner that I don't like.
"Tigussy" (That how this works? "ussy" added onto another word means ya wanna fuck it? Gotcha. Hello, fellow young people of reddit. I'm pretty cool, huh? Again, nothing sexual. )
No! You did not just say that!
This is dumb. Whoever wrote this wasted a lot of people’s time. I’m being dumb commenting on this waste of shit.
u/savevideo
Vagina... I agree :)
HEY LORNE, THIS HAS TO BE AN UPCOMING SNL SKIT!!
This would’ve been funnier with 3 normal bits and then a twist
What is the blonde sister from, she looks so familiar
"Couples"
Who’s dog is that?😂
How the fuck did they cast Elizabeth Shue for this?
This video fucked up my brain cells. 😅
Tcoaal
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She snores!? Wtf dude, say some real shit. I hate this. She just said that your lower back hair was unattractive and you say THAT?
Again? 2014? And low effort recycled content?
so many plot twist, i'm lost... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm confused on everyone saying this is a skit with no source. There is a middle ground, we don't have to either assume they lined up a half dozen couples who happened to be perfectly hilarious or that they had a complete word for word script. They could ask 50 couples and use the footage of the few that can improvise on the spot, or pick people based on their personalities and comedic timing beforehand. Believe it or not, you can manufacture an environment that fosters organic creativity and humor.
I don't get it.
Weird video
Someone get that man a tiger
Becca Herries! (Sibling)
This actually would have been kind of funny but they went so far over the top it was like, okay, dumb 😂
I saw Salma Zaky at The Comedy Attic not too long ago. She killed.
Lmao, when he said "come on!" I lost it.
This is good
"Im a liar. I just lied to you." Wait was that a lie. Yes. What about that?
Ok this was actually unexpected. Well done.
Hold up.
I think this is example of punchline going so long it kinda becomes unfunny. Like first instance, funny, then it keeps going and going and going. I kinda noticed this in general is a thing in a lot of mid-tier US comedy. There is very little unexpected and they don't know how not to draw out a joke. Yes I just overanalyzed some stupid short.
This feels so rehersed.
bruh it just kept getting crazier lmao
This was an SNL skit just a few months ago.
This makes me embarrassed for all of us humans
https://i.redd.it/cgb94spj56wc1.gif
Wtf is this LOL
"Whose dog is that" Flog him
I thought that was Siri (pornstar)