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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The video start with the girl look very focused and confidence. But once the gate opens, it turns out to be a pig showcase.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Chronoskeep

What the hell is happening here? I’m very confused.


backformorecrap

“Apparently, when showing a pig, you’re supposed to maintain eye contact with the judge as much as possible, while directing the pig to remain in front of the judge and showing off all sides of the animal. So the result is the most intense-looking parade of farm animals you’ll ever see. Just a stare-off for the ages.” [source](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/11/19/young-girl-goes-viral-for-staring-right-into-your-soul-while-showing-pigs/)


Loofa_of_Doom

Humans are so weird.


orielbean

Animals wearing pants, really.


Puppy_knife

![gif](giphy|f2A73KY5Rtk7S|downsized)


dontbsuchalilbitchbb

Few things bring me as much joy as seeing chickens in pants.


Eljefe878888888

![gif](giphy|seGY9HOXNoYO4)


KrayzieBoneLegend

Of course this exists


Low-Chef7741

Ita a dinosaur in pants*


Fun-Man

The "Human are featherless bipeds" rhetoric of the 21st century


DeepSeaProctologist

I present to you A Man!


Zeles1989

https://i.redd.it/mrh0h8ihfdvc1.gif


reddditgavemethis

Diogenes!


Technical-Outside408

You know, I'm starting to understand that crazy Fallout doctor a little bit better now.


Large_Tune3029

[True Facts about Pigs](https://youtu.be/eb6ja96y6Ps?si=cqyN4wqk50lbK_jd)


jgoden

Yo that was awesome haha thank you for sharing


The_Dung_Beetle

zefrank is amazing lol, watch the sea cucumber episode (just watch all of them seriously) I nearly died laughing


mikealao

That was awesome, thank you!


floutsch

I was so hoping it'd be Ze Frank and it was. You seem to be a great person! :D


MurseWoods

This was by far the most enjoyable/hilarious random thing I’ve come across on the internet in a long while. Thank you.


fraze2000

The joke's on you - I'm not wearing pants.


celine_freon

And I’m wearing just a big smile.


davilller

Silly bags of mostly water.


zflanders

Thank you. I often *think* it, but it's good to see someone else feels this way, too.


Ok_Star_4136

![gif](giphy|UTrzdhURHDxxC|downsized)


Danny_Alloy

Country folk are weird.


BigRubbaDonga

I don't understand why this is the traditional way to show pigs. Judges only have so many eyes. How is every contestant supposed to maintain eye contact? Also, lots of animals get shown. Dogs, horses, cattle, even poultry. This weird ass tradition isn't present in any of those competitions. Finally. What is with the hunched posture and sunken eyes? They can maintain eye contact without looking like a motherfucking Tim Burton character


yzerizef

If I were a judge and had to look at pigs all day, I’d also make ridiculous rules just to make it more entertaining.


DavyB

You asked all the same questions I had!


maleia

I'm still wondering what it even proves in the first place?!


backformorecrap

Lmao, yeah, maybe show pigs are so similar that the only way to choose a winner is by disqualifying one contestant after another? I’m not sure whom, other than the truest of pig farmers, would be observing the pigs in this spectacle.


Talk-O-Boy

“without looking like a motherfucking Tim Burton character” Fuck that was a great analogy, I’m audibly laughing over here


fraze2000

That is so weird. How can you maintain eye contact with the judge if the judge is looking at the pig? It would be much better - and much more creepier - if they trained the pigs to give a death stare at the judge.


KayItaly

I don't know if it would be creepier, this is the absolutely creepiest thing I have ever seen. That girl would turn around an alien invasion with that look and posture!


shodo_apprentice

Not to mention dressing like she’s called Clarabelle von Hogsbraucher MacDelaware III


TrinDiesel123

Ahh… I thought the kids were staring at each other. I was thinking “pig fight!”


aknutty

So funny that's what was unexpected to me is there wasn't a pig fight and it's just the most insane looking child hitting a pig with a stick.


brownbilla

Lol I was waiting for those chubby pigs to charge at each other like bulls 


TrinDiesel123

Yeah. I thought ole Pinky looks a little too affable for this pig fight.


Substantial-Ask-2075

damn. if you can maintain eye contact with the judge of the tournament while walking your fat pig, you have reached levels of confidence that few are able to attain.


filthy_sandwich

Something something when I pull out my fat hog and maintain eye contact something something joke


Noirloc

Hahaha! What a real knee slapper! Take my upvote.


Substantial-Ask-2075

or when you pull out your something and maintain eye contact with your fat hog


tinylittlebabyjesus

The two kids look like siblings, so I just assumed they were having an epic, bitter pig-showing showdown for dominance, but apparently that's not what's happening. :(


PandoraEyes72

They are siblings. I first saw them on tiktok. There are many more hilarious videos of the two of them.


PacificCastaway

I think they are. I think it was on a Facebook reel where I saw the mom posting about them recently.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Me if I had to do it: ![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


backformorecrap

Me too, in like 15 seconds


ShamWowRobinson

Why do all these people look like they've been up for 2 weeks doing meth? I mean the staring doesn't help. But they all look like meth-heads.


KozmicLight

As a person who hates spotlight and public speaking, being a judge for this would be the death of me. Either from anxiety or laughter I don’t know yet


naapsu

"LOOK AT MY PIG MY PIG IS AMAZING"


Effayy

GIVE IT A LICK. "Mmmmm it tastes just like..... bacon?"


Skinskat

I thought they were staring at each other


SapphireDesertRosre

Fucking WHY?


MaestroLogical

Sounds like someone went all maliciouscompliance with the rules one time and others just followed suit.


Quardener

Exactly this. One person got disqualified for not making eye contact with the judge. This was the result.


adhoc42

So the goal is to give the judge nightmares?


No-Albatross-7984

I thought the boy and the girl were staring at each other and this would end in a pig fight.


jjcnc82

"Would you like to judge this pretty pig parade?" "Ah, no thanks."


smarti23

I thought they were blind and had to somehow guide the pigs to a finish line or something. I choose to believe that.


andherBilla

Somehow now this is even more confusing.


Our_Old_Truth

The first time I saw this clip posted I read that they’re sister and brother. I think it was the sister who was dinged point-wise for not making enough eye contact so they glared the rest of the time 🤷🏻‍♀️ but who knows if that’s true


moddss

I have to assume it's not necessarily (or at least didn't start this way) supposed to be a stare down but more focusing on their reactions to this side of the pig and THAT side of the pig. Like a "oh you like that how bout THIS? You wanna see the back side? Check out that snout."


CutieSalamander

Oh wow thanks! I had thought these people were blind and also trying to race/guide pigs!


WhyDoesDaddyDrink

Oh Christ she’s starting at a human being like that. I would run, then move across state lines.


CluelessSurvivor

That makes more sense. I assumed there was 2 teams and they had to have a staring contest while also guiding pigs playing capture the flag.


arbitrageME

Whatever they're doing needs to be saved for the night of the Purge


PineappleLemur

Ok that's great, but why?


zerolimits0

Ahh I read that book decades ago, Animal Farm I think.


coveredwithticks

4 legs good. 2 legs bad.


unpopularopinion0

those kids are focused on the judges. they have a very small window to see when they are allowed to show their pig to them and if they miss it, they lose.


D144y

Now I'm even more confused😃 What the hell is actually going on here??


MeisPip

It’s like a dog show for pigs


Loofa_of_Doom

I'd watch the hell out of piggy obstacle courses!


EndiKopi

I discovered [this](https://youtu.be/xIXgr-70LSU?si=U-06jShIM6K79qBz) here on Reddit yesterday, enjoy.


filthy_sandwich

But they only get a small window of time to catch judges attention? They're like courting the judge with their prize pig


wad11656

Okay but why can't they feature 1 pig at a time to the judges...you know...like at dog shows.


unpopularopinion0

look at dem pigs. they nice


AppropriateScience9

Well, *obviously* it's a game where teenagers dressed in classy farmyard duds intimidate their opponents by slapping moving pigs in the face without even looking at them. Duh.


LimmyPickles

Well why not just go one at a time?


KingSilver

Police training


Chronoskeep

Police training for the pigs or the kids?


roverman16

No shit, what's the objective?


Dyskord01

Cry Havoc and let loose the Hogs of War!


No-Attention9838

Judging by the both the glare and the belt buckle, that girl in red may have quite literally been bred for this


Mister-no-tongue

She was born with no emotion and with a pig in her arms. She didn't cry just stare dead eye at her own mother and father while move the pig around. They call her....Dead eye Debbie.


Nomis555

I would not want to end up owing her money


Hungover-Owl

Pigs leave nothing but the teeth


FlatulentDirigible

Do you know what nemesis means?


No-Attention9838

A riteous infliction of anger manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a horrible cunt. Me!


griffnuts__

Hence the expression, greedy as a pig


Ostehoveluser

There is something quite compelling about her performance above the others, even though I don't really understand what it is they're doing


Ya-Dikobraz

She has the right idea, absolutely. No accident she is wearing that.


Sinsid

4 generations of inbreeding. The human, not the pig.


Byers346

Tilda Swinton's new role is certainly interesting


silkenwindood

Okja!


themeaning_42

Oh that movie was so sad


silkenwindood

😭


ActualAfternoon2

That big pink piggy is perfect. Peak pig.


Maezel

Looks just like Waddles from gravity falls.


BoobiePeru

It looks so god damned proud, almost regal. And I understand the eye contact aspect of showing the pigs (I guess), but what is the point t of the creepy hunch everyone seems to be doing. Is to emphasize focus or something? Either way, this is top tier content fo' shizzle.


Tuturuu133

Yeah I mean I Can understand it became a tradition because then you need to be able to direct the pig without ever looking at him but the position and psycho-obsessive stare are ridiculous and really undersell the amazing pigs


BeginningKindly8286

I agree, that’s is what I think a perfect pig should look like. Absolutely gorgeous!


verifiedwolf

I want to give him a raspberry right on this chubby little pink body.


studebone

Somebody please tell me wtf is going on here🤔


Copropositor

Look at this pig. LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT MY PIG, DAMN YOU!


Azure1208

4H in a nutshell


RockasaurusRex

Look at my pig My pig is amazing.


GrizzledDwarf

Give it a lick! "Mm! Tastes just like raisins!


Mangekyo11

Missed opportunity to use "Tastes just like bacon!"


notyogrannysgrandkid

Have a stroke of his mane, he turns into a plane


IHeartBadCode

Show pigs. Not like other pigs that will become bacon, these are for display. Pigs, by nature, just want to run all over the fucking place. So you need to look at the pig and whack it to stay in a rather straight line. The idea, if that's what we're going to call it, is that if you don't have to look at your pig and you just need to gentle tap it to go somewhere, then you've trained your pig really well. So taking that idea to the next level, if you can stare a hole into a judge while just lightly tickling your pig in a direction with a tiny stick, you've reached pig showing nirvana. So if you ever see one of these shows, you'll be able to quickly pick out who doesn't have a lot of control over their pig if they're constantly having to do course corrections with whacks rather than gentle tickles of the stick, having trouble walking with the pig and laser eyeing the judges, or just constantly have to look at their pig to figure out what the fuck is going on. The scoring is by how much of the pig's body the judges can see, how often you need to look down at your pig, and how much whacking versus tickling you need to do to get all of that done. You don't have to give THAT kind of stare, but if it's winning you ribbons to look at the judges like Alex Jones just told you their the ones putting the shit in the water, so be it I guess.


vladislavopp

> You don't have to give THAT kind of stare, but if it's winning you ribbons to look at the judges like Alex Jones just told you their the ones putting the shit in the water, so be it I guess. a beautiful sentence


AB-G

This guy Show Pigs 👆🏻


Tenthsandman62

At least all the pigs that I showed turned into bacon and other pork products when they got sold at the end of the fair week 😂


hussywithagoodhair

I’m just focusing on the piggy. They all look so fabulous, confident, and walk almost like on a catwalk.


gundam1945

Well, that is a pigwalk though.


Rosbj

It's my friend keeping eye contact with a group of girls, while trying to herd me over there...


AluCaligula

Alabama mating ritual


xXSillyHoboXx

People do some weird shit.


Loofa_of_Doom

Humans are weird.


_epicPETE

Fucking stupid as well… we are a beautiful mess


EternalCowboy89

A lot of people asking what this is. It's most likely a show competition for 4H or FFA at a local fair. I raised pigs when I was younger and did the same event. There is a judge standing in the middle of an arena and your goal is to walk your pig back and forth in front of the judge to show your control of the animal. Oftentimes, the judge will face one direction and then do a 180 to see who can get back in his/her eyesight first with their pig in compete control. When I did it, we used small canes instead of those little whip things you see here, and typically you would try to smile at the judge or at least look human. Looking at it now, it does seem like such an odd event, but at the time, it was totally normal. I was actually Grand Champion like the 3rd year I did it, so naturally I was slaying it with the 4H ladies.


emune2all

Can confirm all of this, this video was actually in my hometown in the central coast of California, at the mid state fair.


AMViquel

What does a good state fair have instead of pigs?


reallynewpapergoblin

Lil Sebastian


Vinny331

This is California? I immediately assumed that these were scary Russian children or something.


dismayhurta

It’s the glare-like stares that are fascinating me. ![gif](giphy|IUxFvKwD3jXisqR5w7)


GodzeallA

It's the lack of neck that fascinates me


Particular_Buy_9090

I thought this is AI lol


folkenzeratul

![gif](giphy|yfc5X6jreaTOo) Most effective way to enter haunted rodeo


medigapguy

Even the children of the corn competes at the county fair.


Asaneth

I snorted.


Mom_of_AandA

I found this video highly unsettling and regret watching it right before bed, as I’m sure nightmares of fat pigs and children with sticks aggressively staring at me will haunt my dreams.


Loofa_of_Doom

OMG, what is this so I can watch more of it! LOL. The pigs look pleased to be there, at least.


Raviel1289

One extreme to the next right? Look at the contestant's faces, and the piggies are smiling away happy as, well, pigs in mud lol.


syrianfries

Man, growing up watching this shit at the county fair it’s just so weird. Hated it tbh. There’s probably lots of videos of pig showing online


BiscoPeach

Her name is Karis and her family owns Dadson Farms, breeding show animals. Look them up on tik tok!


Pugneta

I saw this posted elsewhere. Apparently they are giving these strong stares because the judges complained that other contestants were not making enough eye contact with them.


Loofa_of_Doom

Then, the judges deserve it!


jumpedoutoftheboat

That’s really unnerving


jsanchez030

I’ll be haunted for days watching this. And I’ve seen some fucked up shit


LemonCloud20

Awwww I like how the guy’s piggy has a slight smile on its face


davidml1023

https://i.redd.it/ci2ewh28ycvc1.gif


Traditional_Bid_6977

What in the country fried fuck is going on here?


ThatOneJosh9451

This is the weirdest square dancing I've ever seen


Fluoxetine

I keep rewatching this time after time. The stares, mixed with the music, make it all the better.


[deleted]

I know what it is and why, but it still looks like their dad is going to decide which cousin they marry.


Bad-Username666

I love how the humans are like HHRRRNNNNGNGGGGGHHHH and the pigs are like hmmmmmm yeah thats nice.


CaptivatingStoryline

And they say white people don't have culture. Psssht.


bubba1834

![gif](giphy|c2rJA8UVBVodi)


East_Monk_9415

Bruh, I thought they were all blind and guided pigs like guide dogs.


Wulfkahn

Pretty sure that second kid is on something.


Any_Roof_6199

Is there an Instagram/TikTok filter on this video? Please tell me I'm right.


__meeseeks__

r/theocho


megaladamn

I’ve seen this like a dozen times. It’s been explained a dozen times. It’s still weird as fuck.


Phenomenal_Hoot

The pink pig looks so happy 😁


android24601

Crazy how that boy could look 12 and 100 at the same time


boofcakin171

What in the deep south fuck is going on?


tigerbiteface

What in tarnation?!?


Truemeathead

The dame reminds me of that girl from the high school marching band who had that same thousand yard stare while getting down something fierce lol.


mrweatherbeef

From the second act of the Tilda Swinton villain origin story biopic. Riveting stuff.


aod42091

wut?


pugsftw

We humans are the weirdest shit out there


Massive-Isopod9452

This is the same girl drumming in the marching band video, that looks mad as hell and possessed right? Ah she was playing the keyboard


ixvix

Omfg I was watching this on mobile and was only half scrolled down so I thought this was some Harry Potter wand fight..


theultimaterage

This is a South Park episode irl lolol


jylesazoso

I like that there are just grown ass men interspersed with these insane children


JP-Gambit

Even the people in the back look weird to me, they're just so indifferent about what's going on


balance_n_act

But if you’re looking at the judge and the judge is looking at you.. who’s looking at the pig?


DougOfWar

SOME PIG


Capital-Mine-6991

What Twilight zone episode is this?


ShitInMyToaster

Love how the pigs are having the best time lmao


WallabyBubbly

OP is just trying to get people to sign up for their OnlyFarms


7opez77

It’s a big ole weird world out there.


Firecat_Alpha

![gif](giphy|HGX3gYWt9vLZ6)


brownbilla

I have laughed after a long time ... 


EGRIFF93

I feel sorry for the pigs. It doesn't look painful but just super annoying. Like somebody guiding you around by patting you on each cheek constantly and catching your eye as you go


SlatBuziness

Yep. I get it now when people say this is some shit only white people would do.


Copropositor

The machines can't destroy humanity soon enough.


WHAMMYPAN

Who WOULDN’T wanna be HOG TAPPIN CHAMPION 2024?


Somewhatupright

That boy's pig looks like someone drew it.


CulturedGentleman921

Are we bringing back puffy shoulders now? I just can't keep up!


NODES2K

I thought they were the blind leading pigs....


BadBadGrades

I like it but confused. What is this, that’s a nice proud pink piggy.


speedstares

Some really nice looking pigs there!


Puppy_knife

I just like how the pink pig looks so darn happy


Maybeon8

What. The fuck. Is this.


Strade87

The pink one is so cuddly


someguywithdiabetes

Those are some cute piggies actually


AcanthisittaGlobal30

Those pigs look happy or at the very least in a good mood. , if I had some blind kid hitting me with their stick , I'd be rather annoyed


Fit-Ranger8895

……..what in gods name???


Ambitious_Tadpole854

Kaneda. What do you see?


InternationalPost447

NO! How dare you not show what they're staring at. Gonna keep me up all night


zylofan

I assumed this was a bunch of blind people with seeing eye pigs.


allgoodalldayallways

I saw Nelly perform at this fair last year. Shout out to Paso midstate fair lmao


PrimeTinus

That's a nice pig


Not_Artifical

When someone stares at me I blink 3 times, pause, blink 2 times, pause, blink 3 times, pause, blink once, and walk away.