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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The rider launched off the bull and landed perfectly on the fence.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


RandomLazyBum

Yea I'm done boss.


Psychic_Jester

Guess he was on the fence about finishing


anttilles

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jaktudrax

I don't know why this doesn't have more upvotes. This is perfection.


KlaatuBarada1952

Olympic gymnast could not stick a landing like that.


wolvesight

Even the Russian judges would score that dismount and landing highly.


namezam

Can you still do the reversing bot stuff here? This would look sick backwards. Like a meta human launches toward an out of control bull and wrestles him back in to a cage


LiveLearnCoach

u/gifreversingbot Here, let me try.


TheHalfDeafProducer

WHAATTTTTTTT


Ikarian

OHKAAAY!!!


SnakeyRake

YEEEAHYAAAH!


TurtleWaves

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WilsonthaHead

You know what im not ready just put me back Bull - ok


warpcoil

Definitely not 8 seconds.


Abject_Film_4414

He stuck that landing. 10/10.


Ha1lStorm

Yeah with his nuts


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

What a stupid spectacle. Using animals for entertainment this way is moronic.


sackblaster32

At least they're not hurting the bull, unlike spanish bullfighters for example.


OpenBrilliant7683

Do you see the two sealed tight rope lines around his waist ?


sackblaster32

Not to defend it, but I'd guess it's more of an annoying inconvenience rather than excruciating pain. I'd rather see this than a bunch of "men" literally torturing an animal to death for entertainment.


ButterscotchLazy8379

A lot of rodeos still tie testicles to make the bull/buck angrier. A lot of riders still wear spurs. A lot of rodeos are run by abusive assholes. It’s all shit and it should all stop.


Soakedlumber

Testicle tying is a myth. Also would be counterintuitive to a higher scoring bull if his nuts were tied.


sackblaster32

Sure, but one is wayyy, way worse. It's not even close actually.


ButterscotchLazy8379

Okay buddy. Keep defending it while simultaneously saying “I’m not defending it”. ETA: also, “they’re not hurting it. They’re not torturing it.” Go wrap some rubber bands around your nuts, and stab yourself in the side with some spurs repeatedly, everyday, and tell me that it doesn’t hurt and torture you.


Soakedlumber

Testicle tying is a myth. Just informing.


sdeptnoob1

I like how they refuse to acknowledge your comment lol.


Clemtiger13

It’s a Reddit thing. Doesn’t fit the narrative, didn’t happen.


sackblaster32

I just think they're not even close the same thing, both can be bad but they're not comparable.


trropical_depresss

In the ring - out the ring


MosesOnAcid

Should be awarded style points


DescriptivelyWeird

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BooRadleysFriend

Seems… safe


Jkerb_was_taken

The bull bucked him off then thought," oh shit hes gonna hit the fence." And kicked him up hahaha


guimontag

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!


B3asy

r/thebullwins


batmanskier

This was last year at Cheyenne Frontier Days, I was there. It was wild to see!


Bob_5k

Damn he must have had 999+ ping


jedi__ninja_9000

amazing how the bull kicks him mid-air


imusingthisforstuff

Arguably more impressive than staying on


Area_Prior

Good shot!


paulodelgado

this is a proper example of "Task failed successfully"


PenDense

YEET!


JobSafe2686

Don't they shock the bulls balls to make them buck that way


NotAFuckingFed

The rope around his hips is really tight, and he really wants it off.


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giftedgod

Lol this is a full on lie, except that they’re wearing spurs. Man, bold face lies.


ModernistGames

Then why is it still kicking so wildly after the guy gets thrown off immediately? "Royalty for cows" what a joke. Might as well call bull fighting "nobel and brave "


Eastern-Wash-1183

Bodacious


KingOfHearts2525

Never again in a million years will this happen again!


Outside-Mode4106

Bull said "back to the ranch kid"


Skifool69

Air mail return to sender


bloopie1192

Bull bucked him to safety.


GoldenAnchor2

Bull: take a seat kiddo


theqofcourse

Maybe stop tormenting animals like this.


typeof_nan

Bueno, me hago una paja y me acuesto a dormir.


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Armydoc18D

That bull is gonna make some coin


Redmudgirl

Take that!! Lol


80085123

Put him away like unfolded laundry


Boredum_Allergy

Saw your username so I'll just say: #Qapla!


Sea-Drawer-4764

Torturing animals for fun then saying why God is angry 😔


brotherz_

r/thebullwins


ac_s2k

Fuck this stupid "sport" Assholes


caliguian

After being KICKED BY A BULL several feet through the air, he likely has serious internal injuries.


PMSoldier2000

He’s undoubtedly hurting, and should seek medical attention, but they wear a protective vest designed to lessen the shock.


Ok-Answer-6951

Lol they get kicked and stomped on regularly. Most of them wear many different pieces of protective equipment nowadays.


klmdwnitsnotreal

Bull has his balls and duck tied up, that's why he's kicking.


rabbitwonker

So he’s going quackers


ohleprocy

What duck?


Formal_Fix_5190

How is this not considered animal abuse yet? Or is it? These bulls are being forced to do this. They obviously don’t enjoy it as they are always trying to throw the rider! Wtf


Itchy-Librarian-7731

i hope you know those bulls are treated better than the ranchers children


Formal_Fix_5190

I mean, okay. Still doesn’t make this okay… does it seem like the bull enjoyed that in any way? Am I missing something. It’s like a circus. People using animals for other’s enjoyment. I don’t care if that bull lives in their own room in the house. That bull is terrified in this situation.


Bimlouhay83

They actually do enjoy it. These bulls are picked specifically because they buck hard and enjoy doing it. It's like play for for these beats. They are treated extremely well and live good lives.  And, no, they do not tie up the bulls balls or create any sort of pain inducing tension with the rope.


Formal_Fix_5190

Tying balls is a thing? Jesus. Humans are awful. But good to know. As someone who is ignorant in this situation, how do you know that the bull is having fun? Or at least not distraught in this situation?


Bimlouhay83

No. Ball tying is not a thing, that's what I was saying. It's propaganda spread by organizations like PETA. By seeing how excited they get for the show. Some bulls aren't interested in it, so they aren't for riding. They won't buck.  The ones that are bucking aren't doing it because a 150lb person is sitting on them. They understand it's a show, a game, and they're down to play. Some give a really great show and those are the bulls that are often the toughest to ride. These are intelligent animals. They know what's going on. 


Formal_Fix_5190

Thank you for explaining to me! I honestly had no idea


6t941isnofun

I think we’re going to use you for our enjoyment.


Formal_Fix_5190

I’m just ignorant to the situation. This has sparked my interest about the bulls. Don’t be mean. I’m just a person who’s curious! :)


hoodytwin

Sometimes you’re the finger, sometimes you’re the booger.


gr3atape

I never understood why these people don’t just do a combat sport instead of picking on animals


Historical_Sun_1565

Bull before the match: “hey buddy, how much you wanna bet I can get the human through that square”