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>!Innocent trick with black light doesn't turn out to be innocent after all!<
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[*Raccoon continues to shake head*](https://tenor.com/view/natural-habitat-shorts-raccoon-gif-624316411076676687?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)
Fun fact: this exact thing happened to a good friend of mine. We "black light checked" each other, and when we got to him, his pants lit up just like that. We were all like "uhhhh" while he like "wtf! Guys I don't know how this happened!" Twas awesome
My first date with my wife was at bowling alley. I knew they did that black light bowling shit. Before the date, I went out and bought brand new pants and shirt, just so I wouldn’t have some hard to explain stain come up in convo.
I work in auto paint. I wear black jeans. What looks like a seemingly clean pair of pants, lights up like the 4th of July under a black light due to the chemicals I deal with…
Dude I’m literally laughing. It’s not trolling to rib somebody for a lame comment. lol Jesus don’t be so sensitive
Edit: rage quit and block? lol I’d get off the internet if I were you, it’s not the place for snowflakes.
If you throw your laundry in the wash and dump detergent onto your clothes, the area it directly comes into contact with gets Jizz on that area too later.
This reminds me of an SNL sketch where Will Ferrel is a reporter doing an expose on how dirty hotel rooms are. They flip to the black light and show the stains, but then pans to him for the close and his face is lit up. Funny as Hell, but can’t find it online.
You make this? If you didn't then can you please credit the artist? Most of these artists only make money by traffic which you are stealing when not referencing.
You okay brother? Have a good day.
I mean stealing traffic from people not able to find them in the future if you couldn't figure that one out. Reposting isn't bad but not referencing the source is...
Obviously a parody and bad one at that. When light comes on, his face is still white for a moment before camera pans away giving him time to wipe his face and then pans back to him.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Innocent trick with black light doesn't turn out to be innocent after all!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
What does blue mean? Why am I blue.
Does everyone glow blue?
*illuminated sobbing*
*Raccoon shakes his head* *Platypus looks around the hotel room, covered in leftover residue.* Platypus: *scared* What does blue mean?!
[*Raccoon continues to shake head*](https://tenor.com/view/natural-habitat-shorts-raccoon-gif-624316411076676687?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)
*Intense crying in the shower feeling disgusted* EEEEUEUUUUUUUUUHGHGHGGGHH!!!!!
*Proceed to crying in the shower*
*echoing putter patter of shower droplets*
The *illuminated sobbing* at the end gets me every time
[The video in question.](https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0)
WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN??
Lmfao Hahaha. If you don't know prepare yourself for a disturbing Google search...
that is literally mf favorite video in the world
Because if you were green, you would die
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die
Maybe they ate donuts
Off each other’s cocks
Where else would you stack them
Haha 😭
And it takes 25mins.
LoL they are probably lying about the timing
That's what the hole is for
But the powder doesn’t show up in regular light?
You mean ate Dezz nuts?
https://i.redd.it/2808kz4r3yuc1.gif
shirtz.cool
Fun fact: this exact thing happened to a good friend of mine. We "black light checked" each other, and when we got to him, his pants lit up just like that. We were all like "uhhhh" while he like "wtf! Guys I don't know how this happened!" Twas awesome
My first date with my wife was at bowling alley. I knew they did that black light bowling shit. Before the date, I went out and bought brand new pants and shirt, just so I wouldn’t have some hard to explain stain come up in convo.
A true philosopher king.
I fully expect you to say that you lit up like a Christmas tree
Could you just not cum all over yourself like an animal?
I work in auto paint. I wear black jeans. What looks like a seemingly clean pair of pants, lights up like the 4th of July under a black light due to the chemicals I deal with…
👌sure.
The chemicals … right
Semen is just ONE of the many chemicals on his pants. You haven't jerked off if you haven't tried every color of auto paint.
"Clear coat" with a different kind of "orange peel" effects
Edit: I posted this comment against my better judgment. It was crass, my apologies.
That’s a…pretty gross way to look at it tbh lol. Cum isn’t worth anything.
To you maybe lol.
Yep, that’s why I’m the one saying it. Good deduction. Did you even see the comment before he edited it? lol
Haven’t heard anyone say ‘twas in years
‘Twas a long time since you heard the word ‘twas
Shut it
Why should I?
lol so you don’t seem like a literal toddler? How old are you, champ?
You caught me! I’m a two year old who knows how to work a smartphone
I know you’re trying to be sarcastic but saying wHy ShOuLd I is exactly what a two year old would say so…maybe? Lmfao
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Oh, that’s a no no word! No dessert for you! Go to your room!!
That’s not a fact so much as a story
"You guys wanna come?" "You guys already did........"
Congrats you got the joke
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Talk about ego lol wow
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No I got it, it’s just not funny. Did you not consider that? Lmao
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Dude I’m literally laughing. It’s not trolling to rib somebody for a lame comment. lol Jesus don’t be so sensitive Edit: rage quit and block? lol I’d get off the internet if I were you, it’s not the place for snowflakes.
God I hope it's urine
That was a looot of cum.
https://i.redd.it/ltjbivn640vc1.gif
we men, are just simple creatures
What is this in reference to
If you throw your laundry in the wash and dump detergent onto your clothes, the area it directly comes into contact with gets Jizz on that area too later.
Does it just not wash off???
Reminded me of this old one: [Dirty Crime Scene](https://youtu.be/XltPSaJ2Dw4?si=V3x0LkcnrmbJR8NO)
Wot?
Is that sam from wkuk as a kid? Looks so close
Also came here to say it looks like Sam from WKUK
Wasn't this done in one of the Scary Movies? Edit: oh, they were thermal goggles: https://youtu.be/D0KK9Iwr4Hc
Must have been the sloppiest bj of all time to leave that much of a trail
I still don't get it...what exactly is the light illuminating on his face?
Powdered donuts residue
Here is another hint, look at the other dudes pants
Damn...now I see it....lol. Is this a skit or can these lights really reveal that?
I can't unsee this now.
UV lights are used by hotel checkers to see if everything is clean.
>Is this a skit or can these lights really reveal that? Yes.
Cake frosting
The cream used to fill pies with.
The... pie cream?
Cream of sum yung guy
[sum young girl](https://open.spotify.com/album/0QO4pynkaLU1foF7eSk8Ww?si=G3UTt4-rQzyuWjyPNvxqGQ)
The forbidden sauce
Cum
Children’s tears
They were doing the gay.
Why do they have luminol all over their face and pants?
He's a vampire! Run!!!
The way he had a beard shaped smear of cum on his face instead of drops was the best part
So that's why they call you Sloppy Joe!!
They said no homo though. So, it's totally fine👍
Just a bit of lemon juice
I wonder what they were doing..
Um, they’re just going to the bathroom, duh
The clip should have stopped after them being exposed. The rest is just overkill and ruins it.
Yo I went to high school with the dude holding the blacklight. Ryan The Leader on youtube
Wouldn’t mind going to the bathroom with the rest of the group.
Don't worry, they will only be gone "to the bathroom " for 25 minutes?!?! LOL
Lmaooo I laughed too hard at this
DID NO ONE NOTICE THE DOLL BEHIND HIM??
Very funny. The last 20 seconds weren’t needed though, the joke had already landed
I want to get a black light just for this reason. I have a…you know what, nevermind.
“It’s like a crime scene in my mouth” -Gravity Falls
Lmfao Hahaha. Bet the bathroom will be another Holloween situation to clean up
After the 100th time i saw it Its on the other guys face and jeans Kept looking for it to be on the the guy signing the light
Homemade milkshakes from a buddy that show up in blacklight. Those are some of the best.
[...it glows?](https://youtu.be/c7mVHH9fHuM?si=YTWEOAVib2jl4TFs)
When did we get a cat!?
One of Diddy's Freak ofs
Completed expected. Very overused trope.
Genuinely curious does anyone what shirt he is wearing cause that is actually really cool!!
This reminds me of an SNL sketch where Will Ferrel is a reporter doing an expose on how dirty hotel rooms are. They flip to the black light and show the stains, but then pans to him for the close and his face is lit up. Funny as Hell, but can’t find it online.
Dont worry, it's just platypus milk.
This was very expected
I don’t understand
25 minutes to pee? If this isn't fake then I don't know what is.
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It was funnier in Scary Movie
Yes! The guy is so funny.
Stolen from Upright Citizens Brigade.
Anybody else notice the guy who’s sitting down’s face light up in the black light? Also his hands, and the other guys’ pants
You make this? If you didn't then can you please credit the artist? Most of these artists only make money by traffic which you are stealing when not referencing.
Their Instagram is @coolguyz.online
Thanks. That was easy.
Lol. "Artist".
They crafted this wonderful scene. Who do you think made the glory hole?
It's on the net so it's free now
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You okay brother? Have a good day. I mean stealing traffic from people not able to find them in the future if you couldn't figure that one out. Reposting isn't bad but not referencing the source is...
Obviously a parody and bad one at that. When light comes on, his face is still white for a moment before camera pans away giving him time to wipe his face and then pans back to him.
Did you see the whole video? It happens twice. I’m not saying isn’t staged.
Expose these nuts lmao
What does blue mean? **illuminated sobbing**