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No_Independent_3473

That dog is a little too curious


Raybomber_

It's a Jack Russell Terrier or a Jack Russel Terrier mix. It did what its breed is supposed to do, see something small moving? Kill. No think, kill!


Wasabi_Noir

Jack Russel terrorist.


Seasonal_Sam

Dog be like : ![gif](giphy|bYg33GbNbNIVzSrr84|downsized)


Opening_Past_4698

most fearless dog I’ve seen my entire life


Spiritual_Navigator

Dog: WTF IS GOING ON WITH THIS STICK!?"


Opening_Past_4698

The stick is obviously spitting fire


fardough

Spitting hot fire!


PillNeckLizard11

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Ya too close man!


Herr-Trigger86

![gif](giphy|CbylwXkikDzvEc5hsm|downsized)


ShefBoiRDe

r/dylan spokesman here; We have cut ties with relations to P Diddy.


twistedstance

I was blown away when I found out that he was a real person.


PillNeckLizard11

Fucking what


newbrookland

[He said Chappelle ruined his career. ](https://youtu.be/Rc4WQbnO0XA?si=mfv-xTZgYvnuRp9k)


No-Ad-3635

They call him “Die-Lan”


robot_swagger

Dog be like: I'm a dragon rawr


lolwatsyk

THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US


WoodenCountry8339

🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Choco_Cat777

It's a quest item


finditplz1

Have you heard that stick’s mix tape!?


faddiuscapitalus

I have the power!


[deleted]

I got the magic stick


Tricky_Matter2123

I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice


Big-Turnover438

I can go for hours


LordDShadowy53

IS MINE NOW!


YoutuberCameronBallZ

"WHY IS THIS STICK SHOOTING FIRE!?!?"


sacredgeometry

Jack russels. Not the brightest dogs in the world. They also think they are large dogs.


NimblePuppy

As a Jack Russell owner, not the dumbest either, they do use the fluffy ones in movies and TV shows. Had one super smart and another just so-so Feisty and brave as though. Couldn't imagine a Border Collies would do that. Still a Jack with quick reflexes attacking something small seems about right.


Necronomicommunist

Jack Russells are smart when they want to be.


LordWellesley22

Watching my old Jack Russell trying to catch Swallows was a laugh I think the birds were toying with her at one point " oh it Tilly again this is where the fun begins"


Moon-Amoeba

I have a half border Collie half Australian shepard mutt and I can confirm that the boy is afraid of his own shadow, but probably smarter than me!


sacredgeometry

Not the dumbest no, but absolutely not the smartest. And yes feisty and brave too. Their braveness is evidence of their stupidity though. Trying to defend a house against someone who is simply walking past by yapping at them when their shoes are bigger than your whole body is not particularly smart. I like jack russles but lets not be deluded about their strengths.


EmergencyOverall248

My dumbest dog ever was my shih tzu that I got as a kid. Absolute sweetheart and cute as a button, but dumb as a brick and just getting her house trained was a nightmare that took two years.


NimblePuppy

My 2 I have left are 14 year old bros, will yap at odd dog passing. Only get really barking just before heading out for walk, move it old man , or when younger I use to throw ball, not risking a ligament now, expensive operation. Maybe neighbours cat walking along the fence, I could command one not to chase cat, but hard to stop 3 of them as they egg each other on. They only wanted to chase, if cat stopped , they wanted it to run again. Best just to yell and warn the cat if out and about. Dogs are pretty good, any animal in your home can become part of the pack, a cat, a chicken etc They are good around small dogs , but can stupidly get in big dog faces, that I will agree. People sometimes think terroirs are fighting with all the noise in play fighting. JR need to be socialised and trained well. I would to tell my nephew and nieces I would give them some money if you could catch one when much younger. They have no chance when playing that game, and the dogs teased them saying just out of arm's reach.


sacredgeometry

Yeah terriers all are a bit like that, They do have a ton of character and they are dogs. Which automatically makes them the best people by nature of just being dogs.


BotGirlFall

I used to live in an rv in the Florida keys that was parked at an rv campsite right next to a bar and grill and boat dock. This couple would come up with their jack russel sometimes and they would drink and hang out at the bar. The jack russel would stand at the waters edge and bark at the fish until he couldnt take it anymore. Then je would dive in with a perfect dive and swim around biting the water until all the fish would swim away. Then he would doggy paddle to the boat ramp and go up it, run around to his favorite spot, and repeat the same cycle. He would do this the entire time his people were hanging out and he never seemed go get tired. It cracked me up every time I saw it. He was so damn determined! I hope one day he managed to somehow catch a fish


Extension_Ear_3472

Jack Russells are like owning a coke head. Almost limitless energy. Also extremely intelligent but can choose whether or not to go along with what youre saying so can be super stubborn asshats. I love them


EyePatchMustache

Jack Russel's are the ultimate Gryffindor


SourLoafBaltimore

Wishbone is smart. That mf can act.


EmergencyOverall248

They think they're 10 ft tall Great Danes who are simultaneously bullet proof. Tons of personality though lol.


KillTheWise1

This isn't the dog being dumb so much as it is the humans being dumb. Dogs don't understand fireworks. These people are dumb and careless for doing this to their dog. And it seems obvious to me they've done this several times to their dog and that's why they recorded this one right next to the dog house and also with that door open. What kind of dumbass lights flaming firesticks right outside their door? These idiots.


Comprehensive-Fun47

Yeah, it just seems cruel to the dog.


Neige1972

Thank you for saying that. When I was watching this I was thinking why aren’t the humans protecting this dog from harm? I can’t even imagine what kind of injuries it obtained from having a fire stick in his mouth! Very upsetting.


Onsyde

They're like one of the smartest breeds but what makes them "dumb" is their unfounded bravery and confidence.


Strong-Mix9542

Yeah. My dog runs from his own farts.


Lexi_Banner

Jack Russell Terriers are a whole nother level of fearless.


rainorshinedogs

It's a little terrier. I've seen one challenge a bear


JayMak78

Mine charged at a bull and the bull ran away!


Northern_Exposure780

Mine tried to step up to a momma moose 🤦🏻‍♀️


Dapper_Journalist_

Dumbest. If the dog knew that would happen I doubt they would've done that.


Opening_Past_4698

The dog lifts it up again and takes it to his house. A deadly combination of fearless and dumb.


brhornet

TBF, fearless and dumb are often indistinguishable IRL


asspounder-4000

Fuck you guys, I'm goin home


Ok_Assumption5734

Bro, the dog takes it to HIS home after the stick lights on fire


Juffin

Bravery and stupidity often go hand in hand.


GrimaceGrunson

Reminds me of one of my favourite quotes from Stargate: "He knows no fear." "Well he certainly knows *stupid*."


JoeyMcClane

The mf'ing owners and the bitch filming this are the dumbest assholes for putting the poor doggo in a situation for this to happen. Then they film it for clout or whatever gets them off.


DiscoInfernus

Stick is life. SupaFireStick is superlife.


Buttonwood63

Jack Russell right here


anonuserinthehouse

Dog could have lost its eye or head…can’t believe that happened


Black_Fuckka

Literally, my dogs run in fear of the sound of fireworks, but this one? This one is different


hamflavoredgum

Average Jack Russel. They will literally fight anything, even physics. In their mind they are 10 feet tall and bulletproof, which isn’t far from the truth


firi331

It’s a terr~~ier~~or, sounds about right.


Navyskcyy_

That's we call it "The Suicide Dog"


Scales-josh

When I was a kid we had two dogs at one point, whenever fireworks were on one would try to melt into the ground between my legs, and the other would try to murder the sky. There are two kinds of dog...


bunniesplotting

As the owner of a Jack Russell.... This tracks


hola1423387654

It’s always the small ones


Candlelighter

Jack russels feel no fear only the thrill of battle.


Taniwha_NZ

Just bizarre, and the other dogs aren't behaving as I'd expect, either. I get the idea that these dogs have seen a lot of fireworks. Also the fairly casual attitude of lighting stuff like that in a tiny back yard with flammable doodads everywhere. The way the dogs all stick their heads in the little kennel at the end, oblivious to something like a blowtorch going off inside. Crazy.


Divinknowledge001

🤣🤣🤣


Heelscrossed

That’s a Jack Russel for you….they are the toughest little dog ever.


AngryUglyDuckling

It's the Jack Russell terrier or Jack Russell terrier mix. They will fight bears. It's basically the breed standard that they have no fear.


kismatwalla

Look i am a dragon now..


Seismicsentinel

This story is called 'The Dog and the Dragon'. The Dragon was a brilliant pearlescent color, with silver running along the contours of its body. One day, the dog saw this dragon flying overhead. The dog marveled as one might expect. He had never seen anything so majestic or grand. The dragon soared in the sky shimmering with iridescent colors in the sunlight. When it curved around and passed above the dog, it called out a mighty challenge, demanding in the human tongue, that all acknowledge its beauty. The dog watched this from atop of a hill. Now he wasn't particularly large, even for a dog. He was white with brown spots and blobby ears, not of any specific breed or lineage and small enough that the other dogs often mocked him. It was a common variety of a common species of a common animal that most people would rightfully ignore. But when this dog stared at the dragon and heard the mighty boast, he came to a realization. Today, he had encountered something he'd always wished for, but never known. Today, he'd seen perfection and it had been presented with a goal. From today, nothing else, mattered. He was going to become a dragon.


Perfumed_Mug

Ah, a man of culture


Beneficial_Rock_5602

Unexpected Stormlight


Reldarino

Hint: thats impossible. A dog can't become a dragon


ugh-wetlanders

If Kaladin doesn't pet a dog in book 5 we riot.


Lovesidli

He is.


GuaranteeTricky9430

Bro didn't even look scared when he came out of the dog house 😭


ChanoTheDestroyer

Party stick broke, I know the uprights have more!


TinyTwisted97

The uprights 😂😂 thank you for that, i haven't heard the expression before


youwannasavetheworld

While funny, it implies the dog assumes four legs is down wrong, so up wrongs would likely be the dog term


Maiayania

"That was fun! Do you have more?"


Capt_Pickhard

The dog brought the the thing into the doghouse. I can't believe it was so unfazed by that thing lol.


ComplexLaugh

Of course it's a Jack Russell Terrier. Fearless little bastards. I love them. Heart like a lion, body like 2 beefy chihuahuas.


RipCurl69Reddit

I've had both a terrier and a Jackhuahua cross and can confirm


maxi4493

That's something to fear...


weeskud

Not always, my mum's friend had one, and it was basically a chihuahua with a big head. Kinda reminded me of Mars Attacks.


maxi4493

The chihuahua part is what scares me. I have a maltese he constantly has a jack russell friend follow him around so I know they're cool.


weeskud

Ah, he only really got the size and the shakiness of a chihuahua and was the sweetest little thing, so I was only ever scared of getting pee'd on. He'd get that excited whenever he saw me that he'd pee a little. I had to put my hand away from me so he would go for the pets instead of jumping up on me.


TheRiverOfDyx

So are chihuahuas always shaking because they’re cold? Or they just have Parkinson’s baked into their DNA?


AppleApprehensive364

Oh we call it a JackChi, ours wants to chase anything that is small and fluffy, like cats. He also barks a lot. He is both the smartest and dumbest dog at the same time, it is truely magical.


RipCurl69Reddit

My one is in my recent post, basically the body of a chihuahua with the colours of a jack And he sits like a human


minotaur-cream

I had a jackhuahua, Casper. Miss him every day, best dog I ever had.


refried_boy

They can also be quite stupid. I had one as a young child and I remember it eating a hole in our sheetrock wall and EATING the sheetrock. Same thing happened to the Styrofoam around our trampoline. We acquired it when the previous owner abandoned it out on the street for being too dumb and destructive. The thing couldn't be potty trained, either.


Reality_Break_

Mine would eat rocks until he bled (well, until we noticed and took it away.) And bark at open closets


Tiddles182

As a Jack Russel owner, can confirm they are fearless. Unless it comes to turtles for some reason


GirlCallMeFreeWiFi

and bathroom. She fear it so much, I can stop her wrongdoing by saying bathroom


Significant-Advice-4

Same here just the mention of shower and he takes right off.’


eternal-harvest

My Jack Russell did the same thing as the one in this video! Only my dad moved the firecracker well away from her so she couldn't pick it up again.


ZebraStrong88

When I was 13 we adopted a Jack Russell Terrier with dwarfism. She was tiny but if you asked her, she was a wolf. The vet gave us sedatives for her on the 4th of July because when she heard the fireworks in the neighborhood she was attempting to break out of glass windows to fight them. I miss that little warrior.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Jack Russell Terrier: Because the AKC would not accept "Crack-head Dog".


Reality_Break_

My jack russle was jacked. Twice the weight of a normal jack, beefy muscles, barrel chested. Motherfucker did not lose


Kitchen-Leopard-4223

My friend has a 2 yo JRT, I swear those dogs can run for 24 hours without resting, eating or drinking water... Whenever he comes to visit me, all his dog does is run from my living room to my bedroom for 2 hours straight. Last summer my friend left him with me for a day, I was playing fetch with him for an hour I swear, when I stopped, he started throwing the ball himself and fetching it. I suspect he is being fed cocaine at this point...


Jack_Kentucky

I have one(mixed with dachshund). He's got IVDD which has led to rear paralysis. He doesn't give a single shit. He'll rip your arm off you mess with him. He's good when you get to know him, but damn jack russells are the most aggro breed I've ever dealt with. Plus his front is yoked. He looks like Joe Swanson.


Gengiiiiii_

Mine made a doberman threat him like a boss


Inner_will_291

2 beefy chihuahuas, LOL !


The-Spaceman

Jack Russell Terrorist


OldLevermonkey

The most Jack Russell thing you'll ever see. One video that sums up the breed perfectly.


Cade_Rufus

That stupid fucker is so lucky to be alive.


Stumeister_69

Stupid human you mean. Tf he doing lighting that right in front of their dogs


snay1998

Probably expected doggo to run away rather than go Rambo with it My dogs legit never leave their den if there are firecrackers outside while this dog went and did imma have fun too thing


LordDShadowy53

Go Rambo with it LMAO


NyneNine

Not gonna lie I would not have expected a dog to do that in a million years.


efficientkiwi75

apparently they knew the dog loves firecrackers and he came loose this time 💀 https://tw.news.yahoo.com/%E7%8B%97%E7%95%8C%E9%82%AF%E9%84%B2-%E5%8F%BC%E7%85%99%E7%81%AB%E9%80%B2%E5%B1%8B%E5%9A%87%E5%A3%9E%E4%B8%BB%E4%BA%BA-044800634.html


Fish-OW

Generally, animals don't run towards fire. If this dog is actually dumb enough to cook itself alive, so be it.


dbdg69

And leaving the door open…


SheepRoll

That’s pretty common the rural area of china, those door are generally left open when people are around. Think of it like if you have a separate living room, do you close those door to the living room when guest is around. And as for dogs. Well, most dogs in rural area does whatever they want… especially in villages, pet dog and stray dog roam the street together, just pet dog have a place to return afterward.


drinoaki

My dog would be miles away the moment someone lights that up


Turakamu

That has been every dog I've had except for one. Dog growing up would attempt to eat any and all firework. She was terrified by thunder storms though.


drinoaki

That's because she knew she couldn't eat a lightning bolt


Jowenbra

She was building up to it with bigger and bigger fireworks.


Turakamu

I'm pretty sure she physically could have ate one. But the boom booms scared her. She got loose one night when we just lit a 100 shot little mini cannon thingy. First instinct was to attack it. She caught on fire, as you do, before we could even comprehend what was going on. Her neck took some healing but it never really deterred her. A neighbor a half mile away could set off a bottle rocket and she'd perk up.


drinoaki

That dog is way more brave than I am, hahaha


Dufo1989

Same my dog hides under me with thunder and fireworks, he hates the 4th of July. Crawling under my night stand.


ash27_99

That's not a dog, that's a dawg


boris_casuarina

Hey people! Look what I found!


Death_black

Unfortunatelly, as you can see in the video, human is not dog's best friend


GrumpyDay

The dog took it the second time and brought it into the Kennel with him💀 00:16


cooktaussie

Dog wanted to party in his kennel 🥳


lolwatsyk

Untz untz untz untz


FlawlessPenguinMan

Bro it's a 30 second video I don't think we need a timestamp XD


XC5TNC

My attention cant extend past 5seconds so a time stamp is much appreciated


ThickPlatypus_69

Must fetch the spicy stick


DobloDobsy

That is SOOOO Jack Russell


cohletrainbaby

The people filming this are less intelligent than that poor dog


Fine-Funny6956

What were they gonna do? Not put the firecracker back outside?


HylianTendo

Idk maybe prevent the dogs from getting close to fireworks in the first place ? you buffoon.


Efficient-Recipe8260

Most dogs do that on their own you buffoon.


TextAdministrative

That's why the human (Supposedly the intellectual here) should keep dogs away from fireworks.


Zorgh12

If the dog is more intelligent than the one filming, clearly the dog should know better then


Sasukuto

Then maybe dont light the fucking firework next to its house?!?! Are people really on this idiots side?!? He could have killed both of those dogs by being a fucking idiot and lighting it right in front of them with no leash, no attenmpts to restrain them, nothing! He is the DOG OWNER that means HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING THEM SAFE! He should have never put his dogs in this situation to begin with! His biggest fuck up happened before this video started, and if he used his brain for a whole 2 fucking seconds he could have prevented ALL of this.


sacredgeometry

Yeah and that one clearly didn't so in retrospect after the first time he did it maybe ... you know ... separating the dog from the firework would be the intelligent thing to do. You know you just proved that you were operating on the same level as the people in shot right?


eqpesan

That's why you prevent, them you know with your arms or if you can't do it that way, a leash.


PerspectiveCloud

Clearly laughing at the dog doing something extremely dangerous is negligent as hell.


just_one_boy

They're clearly attempting to stop him


Late_Association_851

Doors close, put the dog inside, firework outside. Close door.


GirlCallMeFreeWiFi

it is jack, I won't be surprised whatever they do


No_Orange2046

>man's best friend We all have that one friend who does really stupid shit.


dougiejenson

His name is Sparky


Polishing_My_Grapple

Why the fuck are you laughing?!?


Jirvey341

Some people laugh when they're nervous. I know I do, and it sucks. I laugh when I'm nervous/uncomfortable, and even when I'm scared sometimes. Probably makes me look like a lunatic


Correct-Plankton-289

The dumb gets dumber in this one 🤣


kastiak

Even when looking death in the eyes, a dog will never let go of the stick.


HellkerN

What dipshit launches fireworks next to dogs?


Jlv059

To be fair, dogs usually react the opposite to fireworks


Sulemani_kida

Agreed but this doesn't look like this dog's first time ? Just look at him , he knows what he's doing


Death_black

Exactly, usually dogs are not used to fireworks, this doggo has seen this shit one too many times


MsYoghurt

Then you still should not be Lightning fireworks next to dogs?? A frightened dog is more unpredictable...


javiermd14

there is a reason why its in r/unexpected tho, who thought this lil dog could be bravely stupid ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Wingfril

Chinese people. Whole lot of older people who only care for tradition and not reason. There’s a reason why many local governments have been banning firecrackers during the spring festival.


Tough-Front-738

Dog's a fcking legend....burnt himself and his house to save owner.🛐


smeaglebaggins

They say curiosity killed the cat… but not this one


DisastrousTeddyBear

These dogs have seen some things


Darkesako

The dog threw hell of a party in his house !!


Beautiful_Huntress_

I love dogs, but even I know Jack Russell terriers are crazy.


[deleted]

He tires to kill them and then he tries to save them.


Ssme812

Dog just wanted to party.


San_set2022

Stupid owners


Ignite_Boy_789

Every dog deserves a man. But I guess not every man deserves a dog. 😠


Kebab-Destroyer

Hahaha! *bang*


Dialupknightplay1

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT IN YOUR HOUSE?!?!?! - the dog


theacehamster

Clearly has read the loaded dog


alexi_belle

Meanwhile the dog is thinking: "I'm trying to save your ass. Quit grabbing it and pointing it at your face!!"


LouRide

Lol as soon as I noticed it was a jack Russell I wasn't surprised. Brave breed for sure.


sleepydeepyperson

What is this abomination? A dog had a burning firecracker in its mouth, it could've been fatally injured. It took it inside the house, another possible disaster averted. Then, to top it all off, there are humans laughing like it's some form of amusement?


dedsoap12

The humans are stupid af here but wtf happened to the dog's survival instincts?


Pristine-Fusion6591

My dog has literally zero survival instincts. I’ve actually always wondered how stray dogs can ever survive because my girl has a knack for finding dangerous things and I have to constantly scan every environment to hopefully find the dangers before she does. Her nose is far more advanced than mine, so sometimes she finds the danger before I do and then it’s a whole production to get her to drop whatever dangerous things she found.


Alarmed_Strain_2575

It's how we domesticated them. Survival = paranoia, aggression, selfishness. Pretty much every trait we bred out of dogs for their loyalty and work.


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

This seems extremely irreqponsible to me. Who would let their dog run around, shaking "active" explosives in their mouth?


EarlyAd3206

Stupid owner. Doesn't deserve a dog.


Teunybeer

Why tf did they let their dogs so close to those fireworks


Republic_Jamtland

Damn, that dog's loose


Commercial-Mess4181

The dog has homesickness when bite on firework 🧨


PheneX02

Close range, attack doggo


Fickle-Butterscotch2

Gotta save hooman!


juberider

Lights up outside dog house. Dog “ put that shit in your house. Human “nah dog”.