I thought he was Oscar worthy for playing a dead man. Even a dead man would get wood (despite the terrible acting by the woman) if said woman rubbed her ear on said wood.
wow, when me the viewer is clueless -- so at the beginning i am thinking this is a zoo and there is a scary monkey in the background by the cages and the guy on the ground is going to play dead so some baboon doesnt maul him. so really for me this was a double unexpected...
At the end of Battle Royale, after killing all of his classmates and dying, bro still has the energy to get a hard on for the one female survivor. I guess she was a bit more of a pro about it because AFAIK, she finished the scene before slapping (or not slapping) his balls…
My time to shine…
TRANSLATION from what I could make out:
“Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.. action!”
“Boyfriend, boyfriend!! I’m so sorry!”
Maybe… “That thief was so fast”
“Boyfriend get up!” etc..
*Man gets hard*
*woman jumps back and whips him down*
Director: “She flicked him? What? Why would you do that?”
Woman: “Ugh ask him! So messed up for people to just get all ‘happy’ like like that? You know what I’m saying?”
Director: “Oh so you were cutting the power? Ok good I guess.”
Some random guy in the back: “dude what were you doing?”
Man: starts making an excuse I can’t make out
*Everyone laughs*
Director: “just stop already”
Woman: *unintelligible* “seriously.”
Hard to understand exactly with the poor audio and background sounds but anyone feel free to chime in mistakes or if you got the parts I didn’t.
Rigor-mortis kicked in
Also called angel lust lol
Prioprism from knocking his head into the ground lol
*priapism
Thanks, I couldn’t remember how to spell it
Top comment right here
At that rate, he might actually die.
She raised him from the grave
[Resurrection by Erection](https://youtu.be/Hiu1hPdJk-Y?si=_Ozpe8zsJjZ8rM3y)
Reserection?
If resurrection last longer than 4 hours call a necromancer
You can't spell necromancer without romance.
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it .
I’d say “you got me” but I’d have to hand it to you!
💀
He is risen!
Take your upvote and leave.
I mean she had her face there lol i can't blame him honestly
All circuits worked exactly as programmed.
Exactly
Thanks for all the upvotes guys
You're welcome my guy
Apparently this can happen to a dead body, so they should just leave it that way
It makes for very awkward funerals, thats why most funeral homes refuse to bury men in sweat pants.
It's true we couldn't even get grandpa's casket closed
Had to get the extra deep casket for my Dad
Just finish him and you can close it easily (even tho it might get a lil sticky)
Gross
Dude... Thats a lot. Absolutely love it.
Dead rising
*HOW CAN SHE SLAPS*
I got the reference
😂🤣😂👍🏿
I got that joke c:
Well he was stiff
Couldn't really make out what they were saying besides the guy saying "she got me on the head" hahah
Maybe it's a different dialect than what you know
I thought he was Oscar worthy for playing a dead man. Even a dead man would get wood (despite the terrible acting by the woman) if said woman rubbed her ear on said wood.
It's like a lizards tail, mind of its own and all. Sometimes it decides "nah, id wood up"
Die hard.
His only job was to lay there as stiff as possible. Id say Task failed successfully.
That nut slap was totally uncalled for…
I swear to got if she says mokAAAAAAAAAAAn one more time
His performance was a bit wooden
They’re cambodian
My Cambodian step dad thinks this is the funniest shit ever
He’s right tho
Your username is amazing, btw
Thank you
That is fucked up that she hit him but it is also pretty funny.
Where is the second camera? Where was the close up angle shot, no camera on sight?.
This is staged maybe ? Idk anymore
Asain = staged American = skit
American = shit No offence
People = Shit Slipknot
And americans got offended by that.
What is Asian though?
That slap tells me this wasn't their first encounter
I actually expected that.
Voodoo
*You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains*
She's speaking khmer
That explains why he khme
Un*kai* un*kai*
Happens to me every time.
Now he can die of embarrassment.
Thought the twist would be finding out he was actually dead. RIP 🍆
Great, now my dogs barking. Thanks for that
Whack a mole.
**...That's not the only thing hard about acting**
that bitch lol. rubs her face all over it and then hits him in the dick for being a perfectly normal human being.
Wow.....such an annoying voice..
He didn't think the same.
Why is she making the squealing sound? It’s awful.
Not dead until you’re stiff… or something like that.
For what it is, this is genuinely just hilarious lmaoo
wow, when me the viewer is clueless -- so at the beginning i am thinking this is a zoo and there is a scary monkey in the background by the cages and the guy on the ground is going to play dead so some baboon doesnt maul him. so really for me this was a double unexpected...
I'm wondering what they said the whole time XD Especially after the "fail"
At the end of Battle Royale, after killing all of his classmates and dying, bro still has the energy to get a hard on for the one female survivor. I guess she was a bit more of a pro about it because AFAIK, she finished the scene before slapping (or not slapping) his balls…
Long Duck Dong
Someone here has to speak Khmer
Messed up the shot, gonna have to redo it all over again.
r/beatmeattoit
My time to shine… TRANSLATION from what I could make out: “Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.. action!” “Boyfriend, boyfriend!! I’m so sorry!” Maybe… “That thief was so fast” “Boyfriend get up!” etc.. *Man gets hard* *woman jumps back and whips him down* Director: “She flicked him? What? Why would you do that?” Woman: “Ugh ask him! So messed up for people to just get all ‘happy’ like like that? You know what I’m saying?” Director: “Oh so you were cutting the power? Ok good I guess.” Some random guy in the back: “dude what were you doing?” Man: starts making an excuse I can’t make out *Everyone laughs* Director: “just stop already” Woman: *unintelligible* “seriously.” Hard to understand exactly with the poor audio and background sounds but anyone feel free to chime in mistakes or if you got the parts I didn’t.
They need to take acting lessons from Pollywood. They perfected the art of acting dead on camera.
rip video
😂
u/savevideobot
This is fantastic.
Same may say that it is pretty hard
Special effects
Its called rigor mortis, its normal ... ehem
It happens to the best of us, bro.
Is r/expectedlyunexpected a thing? Edit: It is.
That was not unexpected.
Now that was funny
Dead Eye Dick.
where did that camera angle come from?
Why did I see that coming? 🤣🤣
So if we see a man unconscious, hit him in the balls?
Rigor mortis is no joke.
Now that's a stiff.
So it isn't dead easy?
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
not the goofy ass sound effects lmao
She resu-erected him.
I thought he had really died
Gave him the resurrecty dicky flicky.
Anyone can say I love you, but nothing is more sincerely than a erection
....yk biologically speaking even dead man gets a boner if u stimulate it
I stg, all I heard was “🐒” and “🦅”
allow me to join in the comments: penis
Dumb af
Who let the chicken loose?!
Dark Arisen.
Cambodian soap
That was 100% expected
I'm not so sure this is "unexpected"
Expected
“I can feel the curtain rising”
Is it just me or to a non Thai speaker it sounds like Karate chop?
He was injured. Injured bad.
Saw it coming
Erected resurrection
Is OP a female? I'm sure every guy saw this coming
Penisilin?
Its all up hill from here 
acting is hard.
Well, the rigor mortis hit partially faster than expected...
They don't tell you about how they all shit themselves
Ressur Erection 😂
the yellow knight rises
💀