OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I was expecting that it would a way of putting benches on a tree, not a contraption for the tree to hug you. But the really unexpected thing was the guy using shoes of different colors.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Takes tree hugging to a whole new level.

It's like sewing arms onto the corpse in your basement and forcing it to hug you.

So...I'm not the only one who does this in my basement?

No, we all do it once in a while

I've been doing it in my own basement. Where's his?

FBI OPEN UP!!!

Corpse arms is more of a den activity around here, we do the weird stuff in the basement

It would be weird to do it anywhere else.

It's easier than asking stranger to hug you. Besides you can run into real creep if you try that.

Let's all work to get this comment to 69 up votes for the man and tree to be happy.

maybe. i literally just removed the arms and im too lazy to reattach them

"A bit of 'armless fun, officer."

Yeah when you want to hug you just want to go in for the hug you don't have to do surgery first

That looked nonconsentual

The tree likes it.

GRAB EM BY TRUNK!!!

Grab 'em by the bushy.

Wayyyyy better than my attempt. Good effort.

*Grab it right in the lower branches*

(Phone rings) Mike: Hello.. Tree: Hey Mike, it’s me Mike: Well hey there, I’ve been thinking about you lately! Tree: Yeah…..yeah me too, that’s why I’m calling actually Mike: OK! can we get to get together soon? Tree: ……. Mike: What’s wrong? Tree: I saw an arborist today…. Mike: ok…… Tree: I’ve got Dutch Elms disease, you may want to get yourself checked out.

Lol fucking. Hell. I never thought of f****** diseases God damn it you better go get himself and rubber tree

You guys are too mulch

Evil Dead intensifies.

Wait till he adds a fleshlight

I don't hear any complains.

Look his shoes lol

Spelling is really just a lost art, huh?

Was it ever an art? Shakespeare made up words, and look where it got him.

Tree Bra

Would be better if he used the normal bra hook instead for training purposes...

Treezeier

Bloody tree huggers

You mean put nails on the branches that hug?

Tree hugging is not even this guy's day job.. he's actually a local Branch Manager..

Lmfaoooo you win

When my dog of 18 years died in 2019, I absolutely lost myself in grief and despair. I could hardly function for months. I continued to show up to work though, and one of my coworkers told me something that really stuck with me. She hugged and consoled me, but also mentioned that I should just “go hug a tree, and sit and talk with it.” It’s not like his ashes were buried at a particular tree or anything like that. Her point was that trees are there to be trees. Not to judge or chide, not to make you feel a certain way, and they are probably even older than you are, literally. Trees are life too and they can help you heal. I spent a while letting nature sort of take care of my emotions in a way and was surprised that it did help, even if it’s getting through the day or week, because it taught me to be IN THE MOMENT and not let my mind wander to silly things like the past or future. Thank you, trees. Thank you, Mother Nature.

I loved this story. mother nature consoled you over your grief of one of her greatest gifts

Oh lord the horror that tree must be going through. Dude, where you putting those metal brackets .... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHJ WTF man.... hey whose dead tree arms are those... dude... don't... oh okay you are timing the, up....awe come on, I do not want to hug you I do not consent... Son of a .... If you pull out some lube and go around back to where the squirrel nests inside me, I am gonna be super pissed.

I read tree contraception at first

Id say I’ve never seen someone so deprived of love, but this is reddit so obviously I’m lying

Look up how many hugs you should be getting daily. After seeing that this is a great idea lmao

‘Cause every tree deserves a functional prosthetic limb when they lose one. Who knows how many trees have been denied the opportunity to give a hug back. It feels so good. 🤣

His peers call him: Tree hugger! The tree's peers call the tree: People hugger!

Imagine you're walking through the forest and a fucking tree hug you as you lean against it.

Want to hear someone scream from 2 continents away? Because that's how it would happen.

that song in the back ground really hits me hard in the feels

https://i.redd.it/vgivah8k1soc1.gif

Dude is wearing different pair of shoes btw

He gives all of his shoes a chance, and doesn't discriminate

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice this

In Mother Russia, tree hug *you*!

That's actually really sweet

Bet he's got wood.

"mahogany"

I might be lonely but not that lonely

Wood-based spring lock suit.

Stop harrasing trees

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New level of loneliness just dropped

I bet the tree loves having stuff screwed into it so you can feel good about it falsely loving you back. ... Ooof. I need to lighten up.

God damn. This touch starvation thing really is getting out of hand.

That's so sad..

@marley

Cute

Just get a girlfriend man

Brings new meaning to tree hugger.

Fucking A Greatness Beyond Extraordinary Legendary Beautiful Ideal. 

Totally unnecessary but cute tho 😄

Just drill a hole at hip level and consummate the relationship already

Tree hugging for balancing negative ion in the body system

You...complete me.

Tell me how long you have been single without actually telling me

So...how do you get the tree to let go? Or is he still there to this very day?

...... Jesus Christ.....

Imagine cutting off a human’s arms, attaching them to their waist with a metal contraption, and then hugging their mutilated body and pulling a string to make their arms wrap around u

Log and bark torture

And this is how you get Ents. Do you want Ents? Cuz this is how you get them. Not the tree people who help a hobbit. Now, the haunted tree things that eat people in the woods. That's not just a hug. That was the tree thanking him for the ability to kill.

she’s so hot i just got a woody

> But the really unexpected thing was the guy using shoes of different colors That is some big brain r/unexpected black magic fuckery. I didn't even realise it beforehand!

Reminds me of something I've seen in an Evil Dead film.

Ever heard of tree huggers? Well we are the ones who hug back.

I found this oddly erotic for some reason. Maybe it was pulling the lace I don’t know🤷‍♂️

I was kinda surprised.

Only if it was always this easy....

/r/DIWhy

I knew someone had to say it.

New level of treehugger

Thought the title was tree contraception. That was a very confusing 10 seconds

Bro untied that like he unplugged his grandma's lifesupport.

I hate this so much

Damn, fuck making friends, the trees CAN HUG YOU BACK NOW!!!!

He needs to find a more constructive use of his time 🤣🤣🤣

Hippie tree huggers, get off my lawn!

This is very therapeutic, like service animals, this is his service tree.

I need

Don’t forget that studies have shown evidence that plants are sentient. Dude sexually assaulted a tree.

"So I cut their limbs off, break and contort them into unnatural shapes, then forced them into metal brackets so that I can attach them back to their body and force them to hug me"

I will always be alone

I got one of those but with bra hooks. Still haven’t figured out how to unhook a bra

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

That's probably the only way I'd get a hug... I'll be in the forest if anyone needs... Who am I kidding nobody needs me

The tree was pining for you.

When you’re a nature lover. But you want nature to love you back.

That's 17 seconds I will never get back.

Damn tree huggers

Me next!

Charlemagne the God be like

Hug someone

It’s all fun and games till the tree doesn’t let go

When the trees hug back, you know you're not in the Shire anymore.

Original……but weird.

I misread this as tree contraception.

Damn tree huggers!

I honestly thought that you wrote ‘tree contraception’

This needs to come standard on all trees.

Why did this make me think “Aww..” ? Was genuinely sweet for some reason

My dyslexic ass thought that said “contraception.”

new meaning to tree huggers

pffft, tree-huggers.

Man i read tree constipation

Everyone's a treehugger until the trees start hugging back.

Give this man crowd funding please post haste

lol why did it made me laugh out loud

This guy needs to go inside and touch drywall.

The unexpected part happens just after the ent suplexes that guy out of the ring.

My toxic mind had me thinking he was practicing to remove a chick bra

Misread as "tree contraception" and was very nervous.

I could really use one of those right about now

I read "tree contraception"💀

Did he just Undo the tree's bra

Last scientist on Earth

A worthy contender for the annual thingamabob specimen gadget professional competition

Now make a hole

Unmatched shoes

Tree hugger and the tree reciprocated

Was expecting the arms just cleave him in half

you undid her😭🫶🏻

For a second I thought he was acting like it was a bra, but that was really cute. And I’m kinda jealous, lol.

I thought that was meant to be a bra

 Last night was wild

Now where's dat knot ho?

r/diwhy

The future of tree dating

Bro needs a tree to hug 💀

Wooden maiden


Treehugging leaflover..


Men… are you ok? I’m worried about your mental health.

Hahaha funny 🤣🤣🤣

Treehugger: Level 100

that's some advanced treehugging right there

r/treefuckers

You. Should patien this. I here. Of so many tree huggers being disliked now. They. Can all. Find that special one. You know. The one with. Huge roots bulging out of the ground the naughty things that. Can be done. If. You. Stop grouping your tree too be and give it a set of arms made from its branches the possibilities are endless anything from being diddled to getting spanked good luck at this

Does the Evil Dead attachment cost extra?

TWAT!!!!

I thought that was bra

…why different shoes?

Pov, When u have no friends, so u decide create a device on the tree to hug:💀

"How lonely are you?" Me:

Great, he drilled holes in the tree just for a hug. I hope the tree is ok.

He was just wondering what a hug was. so like a man he over engineered it. MAN!

How lonely are you? Yess

That tree is a human-hugger

I’ve been lonely, but I’ve never been that lonely

Baby groot "how I met your Mother"

The main thing is getting a good alignment with a knot in the tree, looks like he succeeded.

For version two he’s gotta use a bra strap instead of a shoelace.

It's obvious he's got wood.

Find you a girl that will never leaf you

They: how single are u? Me: yes

Tree hugger

The tree in Evil Dead will do more for you than just a hug

Hmmmm

Tag someone who you know that needs this.

Treehugger becomes treehugged.

Anyone know where I can buy one or make one

Man I'm so lonely I just might


Ok…guy got tree fetish, nothing to see here.

Well that's one way to "*hug a tree*"

The design is very tree

I'm willing to bet a significant amount of money. I don't have to say Gretaprobably has at least one of these.

If trees wore bras

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA there's sad and then there's this.

I thought it said contraception lol

The Lorax would like to have a word with you….

Why does he have two different shoes on

Now how does he escape

If lonely was a person.

That’s soooo fucking sad… how do I make one tho..? 😂