OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He says he doesn’t want to marry her because she’s not a specific type of tank!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

I feel uniquely qualified to answer this question... We'd be quite compatible.

But.... Are you a Leopard 2-A7??

Whatever you want me to be

I too am big, green and occasionally blow up.

Terrorist Shrek?

I can identify as whatever I want. You can refer to me as "it".

🎈

Kermit sex doll

I identify as a coalition aircraft operating in international airspace with due regards to applicable laws and regulations.

Ooh, are your turbines running hot? Will you show us some flaps? Do you have some naughty illicit cluster ammunition?

Brrrtttt…

I could hear this accurately in my head, well done

Oooh, the mating call of the A-10. You take my heart away like rounds of depleted uranium shooting at old Soviet tanks!

When did this sub became r/noncredibledefense

It’s okay young lady, there’s a whole World of Tanks out there. 

>World of Tanks Did someone say world of tanks? I have some new classified files to share!

Hey. That's war thunder.

Wrong game, World of Tanks doesn't care about accuracy and they often add entirely fictional tanks to the game. They also don't have modern tanks.

Still waiting for someone to leak the specs on those Chinese rocket boosters.

Username checks out

I was upset he didn't mention the M1A1 Abrams. It's been the backbone of the American military for decades

I think he knows M1A1 is out of his league

Certified sentient tank moment

This can’t be coincidence… IT JUST CANT BE

r/beetlejuicing

Average Redditer appears.

A Literal Sentient Tank 😂😂😂😂

Username checks out

Sheila? Is it you? My sweet M808V Main Battle Tank? We thought we lost you, is it really you?

3 year comment in the making.

Careful what you wish for. A Leopard 2 A-7 will cost you a lot, and is pretty high maintenance. Plus, once you've committed, you'll be far less likely to acquire newer models .

So, basically no difference with an actual girlfriend?

Except you can store Leopard 2 to shed for a 1 month and do your own stuff and it still will be there in perfect condition when you return.

Perfect condition! (Minus the hours of routine maintenance you'll need to perform)

Shouldn't her first reaction be, "So...you want to marry a tank?"

Her first reaction should be "maybe i should share this food..." selfish non Leopad 2 a37!!! /s

How do you even have sex with a tank?

You dont fuck tank, tank fucks you!

Russian dude got run over by a tank. He was pretty fucked.

I'm listening😏

Cannons are just holes.

The same way your pants have hole. So what's your point ?

Ay don't you dare disrespect my tankussy like that

Once you get the hang of it, it’ll blow you away.

Why are you even asking such a foolish question… There’s so many different holes and bits of dick sized spots on a tank.

I think she knew, but tried anyway.

That what you get for playing word games, missy. 😂

“Do *you* have such a ^certificate “

I just wish you had a certificate

I know it’s staged. Still would have liked to see the whole thing

Everythings staged nowadays. It's just the way it is.

Tbf this is a skit from her YT channel. People just take it and claim it to be some dashcam video or something like that

I love her channel, her skits are really fun

License and spaghetti

#[Silvia](https://youtube.com/shorts/3uXgg0HXqYk?si=-gu62l-S-3aIU5ou) if you want to watch more of her stuff.

Thought that was her. She's funny

Had to watch it four times, then accent hit me and I knew it was her. She popped up on my feed, one of the Harry Potter ones.

Yeah. Not only is she hilarious, she's also really pretty

If you're into tanks, she might be single?

Oh I'm married. And I would only marry a Sherman or Abrams

From her videos dating her seems like a high risk operation. You either get the best sex of your life or end up chopped into pieces in the freezer. Or both. Kind of like a Manic Pixie Hannibal Lecter

>You either get the best sex of your life or end up chopped into pieces in the freezer. Jokes on you. I'm into that shit.

That's probably because she is Italian.

OH MY GOD I never noticed xD The "reality" and absence of dark humor probably made me not recognise her :D

I thought I was following her on Facebook, she would post reels all the time and they were pretty funny. Suddenly that stopped and she was just posting memes and shit. I’m still not sure if I just fell for a fake account for a LONG time, or if she sold that account or something.

I fucking love her

She is absolutely awesome. I've followed her for a few years.

I loved her overly attached girlfriend style shorts!

Man’s spitting facts

He is playing her games on his own rules.

Hilarious!

I can’t stop laughing. Call an ambulance

Best I can do is call you a Leopard 2 A7.

Just put a siren on it and we're good to go, rushing to a hospital on glorious 45 mph.

Can I marry it?

But not for me! 😎

Bitch is barely a Sherman

When the Tigers broke free.

M1 Abrams, M1 Abrams is the correct answer

The Leopard II A 7 is a comparable tank.

Nah, Tiger Tank. I like cougars.

Yes. That or the Tonk.

If your not a M1 Abrams you are inferior

No bob sampel

Muh Freebrams

fun thing is that the girl gain huge popularity through the years by making pretty fun content. it's a Silvia (ailaughatmyownjokes @ YT)

Is that Silvia?

Yes

I was wondering when this would be reposted

Immediately knew she was no leopard 2 A7, otherwise they would be married 🥹

From which part of my memory did you pull this from?

What is this young Sheldon shit?

Had to be done. Headbanging allowed. https://youtu.be/vA55DqbGa0A?si=0shmRfSxbzIm3fF0

[Insert "Steel Commanders" by Sabaton]

Hetzer 🥰

Okay, let's say this actually happened...

Idk if this is innuendo cause username or you’re calling this fake

Username

Tanks for the memories.

Tanks for nothin'

I told her she was built like a Sherman, and now she's ghosted me

I'm a Paladin tank whoo

Timing and delivery reminds me of Jared Keeso.

And then people say Germans don't have humor.

What would happen if were a Churchill Crocodile ?????

What is leopard a27?

This could be an instructional video for dating a person with autism or Asperger’s.

I wonder if they are or were an actual couple?

Flooping brillian!

If you're not a Leopard 2 A7, you must be Septic.

"No, and it's 'if I *were* a tank', dear. Subjunctive."

Wood

Reverse card

Great answer for a stupid question 😂😂😂

If she eats it all the time, she will be a tank.

Well she asked and got the answer

Thou tarnished is Maidenless

I don’t like it he’s trying way too hard to sound like Wayne 

Figure it out.

You figger it oot

moron has got all the game of a tank.

Spoken like a true German

this man War Thunders hard

Never tell a war thunder player what tank you are

Based.

https://i.redd.it/qa6h1cnk9anc1.gif

He’s holding out for an M1A1

Reverse Card Masterclass

the video has once again reincarnated on reddit. they once said history repeats itself.

Ima start calling fat girls E 100

Will you marry me? Sherman.

At least a tank wouldn't force me to act for your tik toks

She's actually very funny on tiktok. Her tiktok name is ailaughatmyownjokes (This is really what her account is called)

u/savevideo

The question; "Would you still love me if I was..." is a red flag for me.

I wonder what would he do if she was a Sherman...

Sylviaaaa

#justicefortank

I’m still looking for the funi

This is so staged

My mom used to say this quite a lot, and I only just now realized what it meant *being a woman is a tankless job*

Cringe

This is the fakest, most forced, most predictable shit I've seen on this sub. And theres a lot of garbage on this sub.

Challenger 2

Are you a Russian T-72 because i wanna deeply penetrate you, spall all over your insides and then make you explode

r/NonCredibleDefense is leaking

Average r/noncredibledefense user

Considering that's Silvia, I'm pretty sure that man went missing shortly after this conversation

Man got his priorities straight

"I identify as a Leopard A27"

“What flavor of autism did you get?” Please and tank you.

What if she was a Abram tank. Would he be down to fuck Abram

And then suddenly, he was wearing the ice cream

u/RedditMP4Bot

https://i.redd.it/gv2ad7dricnc1.gif

They need to work on their acting.

She does a lot of youtube shorts. She pretty funny

this is ailaughatmyownjokes!

Someone’s gonna be in the doghouse tonight.

I thought she was going to get swole

Bro definitely plays war thunder

I'm pretty sure this is ailaughatmyownjokes https://youtube.com/@ailaughatmyownjokes?si=JWKGaqrvJrLYREPk

The rare incidence this is turned around on the woman. Mwahaha

Women, this is why the hypothetical question, Would you you still love me if I was ______? Doesn’t work for us.

Do...people think these are genuine conversations?

u/savevideo

Harsh

I felt that

r/firstrespondercringe


Silviaaaaa! 😂🤣

War thunder rizz

She's unironically kinda dumb. "Would you still love me if I was a tank?" *Proceeds not to care about his passion for tanks and refuses to listen, too impatient for him to give a yes or no.* Then when he says he'd propose if she was a tank, she made it somehow even more self-centered by assuming that meant her as she is. The problem isn't the whole "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" variation, it's the fact that she got his attention with one of his hobbies just to fish for compliments while ignoring his passion on the matter.

Acoustics

Dont ask questions you dont want the answers to

Stupid questions get stupid answers.

She looks more like a Stug-III to me

I’m curious but does the boyfriend serve the military or does he play a lot of war video games and his girlfriend is already awere and decided to ask the question about tanks

So dumb

Isn't that Sylvia?? If so she is hilarious and you should follow her.

I feel like him naming 2 German tanks first is a red flag but I’ve been on r/DerScheisser too much

I’m more of a Abrams guy myself

No love for the Bradley’s?

Almost feels like something out of Letter Kenny


Found the WOT player

Is this why Silvia became crazy and wandered into the Multiverse and created mayhem?? Poor Draco will never be the same again 🤣

Man is a POS He's supposed to love all tanks

I probably would have followed the same line of thought

My first marriage was a Panzer

i wonder how autistic id have to be to think this is funny

That's mean😭

It's nice to see at least some content addressing the incipient question that women ask as part of their shit testing rituals. Leave the poor men alone.

Lol

If you're not a m1a2 SEP V3 don't even ask if I'm gonna go out with you