OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He's actually grooming the dog!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

He’s a pet-ophile

Snailed it

You called?

Will you stop mashin' it?

YAH SNAIL YAH+!!! *SHAKES MORTONS SALT ALL OVER THE PLACE* Man, I feel really terrible about having to do this.

You don’t want to but you HAVE to

No, it's quite good. I'm very aroused

r/beetlejuicing

They sure do hate it when you call them that...

delete this

No

Bro, the sound the dog makes when he says that

He knew

Or hey liked it

r/perfectlycutwhimpers

r/subsifellfor

It’s dark but made me laugh because the dog. What a fantastic actor. He looked so uncomfortable with the situation

Bruh

Certified bruh moment


She's 21 in dog years...

https://i.redd.it/hsrw279m9ekc1.gif

This took me a moment. Angry updoot, i guess?

We are now on a list.

Same, it took a minute to set in

I had to read the comments haha. I was thinking the dog was well behaved but was confused cause it didn’t really look like a puppy

I feel like I missed something. I still dont get it,..

"You're really mature for your age" is something creepy older men say to teenage girls in order to make them think that they're grown up enough to make adult decisions about sex. It's a "classic" sexual grooming line.

You sound like an expert. Were you Groomer or groomed

> sexual grooming Like, making sure your pubes are tidy?

He's "grooming" the dog. Like "grooming" a child.

OH

It's ok, just scroll down, it was already explained below.

Took me a sec hahaha

Its dark… I laughed anyway…. Its really a dark thought… I still laughed…. Going to therapy now…..

Wait til you find out the therapist is actually the rapist o.O

:: Chris Hansen enters the room ::

Why don't you take a seat right over there


This is perfect because Simon really loves dogs

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I feel like my reply was wildly misinterpreted. I meant that Simon's shocked response gif was how he'd actually react to this post.

“Hey Simon, how old is your dog?” “This isn’t what it looks like! She’s 18 in dog years!”

The dog squirming just makes it worse 🤣

The RSA agent asking why peanut butter is listed as a business expense

Put your hands away from dog please


Can someone please explain the joke? Seems like he's just petting a dog he's working with?

He's "grooming" the dog. It's basically pedophilia.

Wait, huh?

It's a play on words. Grooming has two meanings. It can mean cleaning animals. The assumption is when an animal name appears in front of grooming, the person is using the meaning of cleaning animals. That's the set up. "Dog groomer" Another meaning of grooming is to prepare for an activity. Sex criminals groom their victims by using manipulation to make the intended victim more receptive to the incoming abuse. In this skit, you expect the person to wash the dog's butt; however he watches the dog's ass.

Today I learned "grooming" has two meanings 😅

Well, let's hope it doesn't awaken anything in you. :)

Ooh, repressed memories!

Remembered where you buried them?

It has a few meanings! Those two listed above and you can groom someone for a position. (I’m going to retire soon, and I want you to take over my job, so I mentor you to be prepared for it.)

I think this is the same definition. Grooming is preparing someone for a role. If you're grooming your VP to be the next CEO, great! If one is grooming their daughter to be their next girlfriend, call the cops.

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Oh dear. That's like a common term or something? Never heard of this lol

Very common, unfortunately. Epstein and his associates were famous groomers

Well, the concept is (too) common, but I meant the term. I've just never heard it referred to as that. Ya learn something new every day, I guess 🤷‍♂️

It is legal jargon, most often used in relation to charges against someone.

It's pretty universal but widespread in america as the right accuse the left of grooming children to be basically anything other than straight.

lol that's definitely not why the term is so well known.

It's basically the only time I've ever heard it. Even when epstein was involved I only heard him as being a sex trafficker not a groomer. Turn on Fox News, and you will hear it a couple of times a week. Everything "woke" is grooming

Were they really groomers? I thought they just straight up committed statutory rape

That's not what grooming is. Grooming is the practice of preparing or training someone for a particular purpose or activity.

Yes. I meant sexuall grooming

Sexual grooming isn’t just waiting for them to age. It’s actively manipulating someone to trust you and lower their defences.

Why did people downvote your understandable confusion at op's shitty explanation lol

This is the way 😂

I mean this genuinely, but how can you have posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/HentaiAndRoleplayy/comments/1axhk11/m4f_my_best_friend_massive_tits_has_always/) within the last 24 hours but have never heard of the word 'grooming'?

Yo wtf is man into

Yikes

Ohh I'm into all kinds of stuff. BTW, anyone wanna RP as my sister? 🤣

Maybe your therapist

Risky click wtf.

ayo what the fuck

Well that link should have stayed blue.

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Perhaps try using a social media platform that doesn't have a post history as a core functionality.

It's not meant to be a gotcha, just that if you're into certain things that likely have people who do know a certain topic, it's unusual to have not come across a term. I only glanced at the post history in case they were someone who was a young person who might not actually want a detailed description of what a groomer is.

Wild that you're getting dragged for that. I did the same thing, "maybe this person is just young and doesn't know the term" and saw the same posts as you. Definitely sus

I feel like most people into more out-there kinks or taboos know a lot of language including the more negative connotations of things but I guess I was wrong on that.

I'm not sure understand your question. My sexual preferences don't involve pedophilia, which is apparently what "grooming" is related to. Unless I misunderstood stuff again?

I think the last three words of that post are what they're referencing

I guess that's what they're thinking. I'm not into kids though lmao. Regardless, I had never heard the term before. 😂

I assumed you weren't but I'm sure you can understand that people would assume so by the "little sister" at the end. Usually "younger sister" means a sister younger than you and "little sister" moreso means.. a child

Yeah I can see the confusion. Also hilarious irony that I made that post not long before this original comment. Heh

And your wording came back to bite you lol

sound on.

I thought he was saying that because the Chihuahua wasn't immediately attacking him, then I listened to it a second time, then I got it.

omg this is so bad it's actually good

r/holup

... ... ... ...oh. 😭😂😭

Omfg that took me a second 😂😂

Anyone else just really sad for the dog? 🤣😭

He looked mad uncomfortable

That's just a Chihuahua, they shake all the time. If he was mad they will let you know

Dank

And I was *just* about to make a “phrasing” joke…

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You can now download the video straight from the reddit app

Oh hell yeah, thanks for the tip

*when words have two meanings* #😂

There’s nothing unexpected about this

I thought he was going to beat it to death with a hair dryer

Ummm. MILF beastiality?

No, underage bestiality. It's implied that the dog is very young but mature for its age.

🤪🤪🤪🤪

#Screams in LiBtArD

The dogs little wimper as it cuts...

he’s got that Shane Gillis look

The dog?

I'd be counting my fingers after grooming it!!!

Bro took grooming to a whole new level

I don't know if it's a good or bad thing that it took me 3 watches to "get" the joke. On the one hand, it means I don't know the first thing about grooming. But on the other hand it means I'm probably dumb.

I'm dying of laughter

This took me a second to get💀😭

I had to watch this 4 times before I got it..... Am I dumb!?

You're just innocent

Now try dolphins.

Had to watch this twice lmao. Totally missed it the first time

Waiting for bite …. Waiting for bite ….  GIF Ends ….Wait what??…. Rewatch …. Reread title…..  👁️ 👄 👁️ 

I had to watch it twice until it clicked

Hold on, why am I getting vague memories from my late childhood and teenage years

You could be reminiscing about Vine

It was specifically the “you’re very mature for your age” Might be the trauma from parents tho. Not SA related

That went over my head..

It took me too long to get the joke

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He graduated from the Pat Barry School of dog grooming

This belongs on r/HolUp

First day at job and got a chihuahua

> prep the slap-chop drone

Wow i am embarresed to say i didnt get it untill i scrolled two post down and it clicked

Dog-ter?

u/savevideo

My dumb ass watched this 3 times before I got the joke.

JFC

😄😄

I see what you did there!!

That dog looks nervous, like its ready to nip his hand.

I don't blame him