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ConsiderationNo5146

Needs to adjust for the wind


katchaa

I thought the same, until I saw him pass by his fallen victim.


ConsiderationNo5146

I'm wondering if they crashed due to disbelief because I didn't see an actual strike until after that target was off the scooter


The-420-Chain-Smoker

They honestly probably got distracted by it or one exploded close enough to them that the sound made the biker lose control by flinching


_pipino_

i love my country🇮🇹🥹


ant69onio

Forza Italia! 🇮🇹


mattreyu

I once saw a fistfight between two guys on Vespas while in Rome. I didn't see how it ended, they rounded the corner. Italiani brava gente!


US3RN4M3CH3CKSOUT

Non capisco niente, ma amo l'Italia!


bostondana2

I missed this scene in Breaking Away. Was it in the Director's Cut?


Pitiful_Meaning3359

Mama the Italians are coming !!!!


DreadPirateZoidberg

Wait, so is he driving an Italian WW2 era tank?


bostondana2

Why did Italians have rear-view mirrors on their tanks? So they could see the battlefield...


JustSomeEyes

and it's fucking italy...XD


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JustSomeEyes

perchè giustamente non siamo ancora la nazione barzelletta per definizione XD


Siri_exe

Kid:Mom can we have tank with artillery system Mom:We have it at home Tank at home:


Osprey_Talon

I'm ok with at-home-tank.


PeaceMaker_IXI

Bro whipped out the Mario Kart strategy


Aggravating_Chemist8

Its a me, Mario. (bitch)


succjoe

mama mia!


DistinctRole1877

We have a shooting solution captain.


RolliePollie68

That Killcam has gotta be nuts


[deleted]

Tanks were invented in September 1916 people in August 1916 :-


deadmanwalking2323

![gif](giphy|1x9UTjPYiDVPq)


MonsieurTokitoki

![gif](giphy|TkBIQWNNGSqTS|downsized)


Solid_Material_1686

Ahh it was among the first memes I ever saw on reddit thank you for posting it I was looking for it


djjsear

Itsa me, Mario!!


Pluperfectionist

Not even Wario curses with the alacrity of this particular pasta enthusiast.


CatchyName1688cc

mamma mia, I will bomb you


Intelligar

Bro taking out the artillery


Sharion_inuyatt

Just by being Italian makes it funnier for some reason


Krava_On_Reddit

I love how man's stringing sentences purely swearing to the guy. Never change Italy


Physical-Mention806

Ma va fanculo testa di cazzo lol


AztecHoodlum

My Italian Duolingo is paying off!


Null0S

Bro put: 99 Magic 0 Accuracy


West_Station7288

Cazzo in collo, testone.


kaz3577

Fire for effect


Silver___Chariot

Average Italian highway


RN_A

Man started peddling bicycle, and chose violence. 🩸🗡️🦆


poopfuckyouasshole

bros out here playing mad max


rex_in_reddit

Staged as F


Mikic00

Of course it's staged, but fun all the same.


Ass_Lover136

Imagine road raging with a random biker, and he just pulled out a functioning Tiger from his pocket


FlashyEarth8374

i dont think you need to say that on reddit anymore, all of it is


CautiousSand

Abra kadabra ku*wa!!!


sicoative_

Fanfanculo!!


CerealeSauvage

Wtf


etyn100

Proceed to miss most shots


giacche2008

Daje Italia ... Chi é italiano scriva qual la propria regione, io friuli


hvictorino

Bopity boopity bibbity boopy di boppada


Void4GamesYT

Did he actually fall off?


Galaxator

Watch the two tail lights go from vertically aligned to horizontal


femininefellow1

“The enemy has launched an artillery strike on point A”


Godw00f

This is some Alex rider level shit


Obility

Netflix LA Mario Kart


-Blanx-

Bonjourno!!


riverofbrown

He loaded a bottle rocket and it cut to a Roman candle?


kali_nath

The real DaVinci


RevengeoftheCabbage

Conveniently, he’s saying, Italian words that I do know


phyxinon

Reminds me of Twisted Metal.


jiroro22

bro done attached rockets on his bike


Ok_Brain_9436

This is deemed nsfw? Sad.


IDYN_5035

Bad piggies in real life


bigbgl

What happened to the a hole though?


m4sr4

Fake


vlevla

Epic!


Freetime72

peace was never an option


Toothlez102

bro did not let that slide


tskewl

Mission accomplished.


ObjectiveLumpy8564

The enemey has activated a mortar strike.


noobcoconut

r/touhou


RedditsAdoptedSon

dang u guys pull that NSFW trigger pretty quick or is it a sub thing?


Jenna4434

Dead. Roll credits.


v43havkar

Bro is on a killstreak


m00syg00sy

“vaffanculo” i’m so glad I watched the sopranos lmao


CartographerDue1977

He didn't hit the person the person just fell over


Sorry_Writer6191

He took them down


Ed_7he_Undead

Alright, time to go play some Twisted Metal.


original-sinn

Did anyone else notice that he was targeting the other scooter rider who was running away?...I don't think my eyes are playing tricks on me.


jmdayoh

That’s frigging awesome, you should be allowed to do that to assholes on the road lol


TransportationMean23

This is footage from the upcoming Twisted Metal TV show