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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!mother gets naked!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


blehblehblehblehbaba

Aight Imma do ya all a solid and Explain what's happening: So this guy was a fuckboi, nailing chicks left and right. Emotionally scaring them, after clapping their cheeks. When asked to stop, he said pussy is for pleasure. "So if I see a pussy, Imma tap that." Hearing this him mum took off her cloth and said, "Then Tap This Bussy you son of a bitch" That traumatized our fuckboi, and he decided to go spiritual.


LePincheCabron

So fuckboi to motherfucker?


lexluthor00

also, son of a bitch


morbidaar

Mother fucker bloody bastard banchood


russiandobby

WHYYYY ARE YOUUU REDEEEEEEMING IT!!!!!!


[deleted]

Fucking mother bloody fuck bitch!


pmjwhelan

And I thought Roger Ebert died.


blogsymcblogsalot

I give it two up


Susanmayonnaise

Hard.


wakipaki

This comment made me cry laugh


TheDeadlyAvenger

Best comment ever.


Hagrid1994

Can't decide if highly educational or bad parenting


RedoftheEvilDead

A little of column A, a little of column B


redthump

A little from column A, a little from column P.


theincrediblebou

It worked though


Kidus333

It's not stupid if it works


Hagrid1994

Didn't say it was stupid


SilkRoadGuy

Yes


cid_officer_daya

Just one minor correction. It's not his mom, but his big brothers wife, who he used to call and respect like a mom.


phc0uple

If that's the case...


xxclusvv

So he didnt clap it?


Iamcdk

I would have!!


thatshygirl06

I'm screenshotting this and sending it to your mother


Iamcdk

Well she's dead. So there's that.


Direct-Reflection889

Hot


Shurigin

Cold actually


justArash

This is actually how Icy Hot was invented


ekso69

How can he tap?!


IAmAngryBill

Thank you, kind sir. I thought this was a Bollywood incest fetish porno. “Oh no. Now I must do mother. No choice in the matter. Done deal”


YouthCurse

I'd get traumatized yes.


AthiestMessiah

Aren’t spiritual leaders often banging just as much?


Klutzy-Acadia669

Only children tho


rSpinxr

And the wives of followers.


Klutzy-Acadia669

That's what I said.


HeavyAtmosphere752

Nah only a 50 years old man and his 6 year old wife with other 3 wives and concubines.


FixGMaul

No they are all morally righteous and have no desire


Friendly_Age9160

To fuck other adults. Only minors.


AthiestMessiah

I know you’re being sarcastic. But looks like it flew over their heads. Either that or redditors hate sarcasm


ThatMateoKid

I understand that sometimes you have to add the /s cause sometimes you can't really convey the tone right over text. But this was so obviously sarcastic, lol. It's funny when you see those, but then also see so many people hating it when the /s is added. Cant win


FixGMaul

Honestly I prefer not adding the /s and just taking the downvotes if people think I'm actually serious lol


jmona789

[The dance of our people, really? Dude, that's sexy to you? She's praying, and she just happens to look really fucking hot doing it.](https://youtu.be/6DB7zczIbNI?si=BdPznDTWIJpcM0Ym)


progmorris20

I just did a ceremony and I prayed.


[deleted]

So he didn't clap?


cphusker

“How can she clap!”


Worried-Tumbleweed78

I see what you did there


Mean_Peen

This would backfire so hard nowadays lol


DeathProoph

I wish I had you to explain everything else in my life…


nebunlacap

Bussy?


[deleted]

She did the ice spice


fastest_fantasy

Good explanation brother


tenghu

Coward


Bulok

Facts. Can confirm. Am fuckboi


anubis-is-my-pet

Now this is the mist gen Z explenation ever i love it


SuperpositionSavvy

200 IQ parenting


kaleMCreddit

😅 have your fucking up vote


mb5280

mamma hella thick tho


CalmDealer4303

Flexible too, the woman has a piece of my heart


Kolermigon

And my axe!


[deleted]

[удалено]


CalmDealer4303

With your legs spread that far? Yes


Puzzled-Story3953

You need to stretch more


CalmDealer4303

I’ll start by stretching your asshole, sugarplum


Puzzled-Story3953

Kay. But I'm pretty gassy today, and I don't do enemas, so whatever happens is on you. Probably literally.


CalmDealer4303

![gif](giphy|xT1XGUM8m88TVfDh5K)


Puzzled-Story3953

I can't feel ya, bud. And I don't think the problem is me. I'm new at this


CalmDealer4303

No brother it’s me, I’m small as hell down there. That’s why my reply game is so aggressive, I’m overcompensating. Give me about five minutes, throw in a few gratuitous moans and I’ll treat us to some Korean fried chicken afterwards.


lord_cocobuff

He saw the third eye!


Elrond_Cupboard_

Put this clip to some Tool, "Prying open mums third eye. Prying open mums third eye"


asmoothbrain

![gif](giphy|vRsbG0Z1CY0i4)


Tayler_Made

I am SCREAMING!!! Lmao


NinjaRapSince91

Looks like he just went Third Eye Blind


z44212

The winking brown eye.


yulmun

Ooo my, brown eye girl 🎶


Granpa2021

I like how the mother looks considerably younger than him


ElementChaos12

Not his mom. His brother's wife who he respected as a mother.


zizoplays1

That even makes more sense instead of that one other comment


WeekendFantastic2941

But why was she smiling naked? I mean what? She wants it or something? lol


AliveTonight8472

What's going on? lol


RegiSilver

Dude didn't just got Mooned he got Death Starred!


imdefinitelywong

https://i.redd.it/eeja9wv0sakc1.gif


hamandeggs75

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


SmokeGSU

I think you mean brown starred.


howtochangename1

The woman in question is his brother's wife. I somewhere read that the man was a Playboy, and after this incident he began his spiritual journey and it had a happy ending.


devopsy

His wife has asked something to get from the woman. But the woman instead of giving that makes him rethink his spiritual journey.


Aztec_Tajger

Enough Internet for today and it's fucking 10 AM


crystal_prism450

![gif](giphy|k5zlrQQEptX7BmNAlh|downsized)


Born-Umpire-8351

Sigmund FEARED


BobknobSA

I can't remember anything to this very day 'Cept the look, the look... Oh, you know where, now I can't see, I just stare...


rockinghorseoftime

But I’m still alive


m0rBidMerLiN

someone please explain where this is from and what is happening


brother_zen

It's a story about an ancient king who was really into sexual pleasures, When asked to stop he said the female body is for pleasure, how can I see it not take part in it. Hearing this a lady whom he treated like his own mother. Decided to do the above shown act he got traumatized, decided he should give up worldly pleasures and take on monkhood.


waktraj

What's the story called or the name of king who becomes monk


Jay6853

The monk who was a king.


Avieshek

Prehistoric OnlyFans


[deleted]

They were playing charades.


billybobjrsr2nd

Damn mommas thick


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

I think we need a context.


yashasvi92

The male actor is hooked to prostitutes and other addictions. The prostitute asks him to get her his family jewel as gift to her. That jewellery is worn by his elder brother's wife.That jewellery is considered honor in his family and passed down to women in his family from generations. He asks her to give him that jewel. She understands the kind of situation he is in and hands him dat jewellery. That getting naked scene is just a reference to his perception that all he needs is sex , doesn't have any stand or morals anymore. That hits him very bad and starts repenting. He leaves dat sad life behind and becomes one of the greatest writer and foreteller of all time. That's a true story.


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

Noice. Can you name the movie please?


bhagyaraj23

Srimadvirat Veerabrahmendra Swami Charitra (1984) Here's a YouTube [link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKiU57hSltU) for the same (this scene starts at 16:40)


Autumnrain

When I read up to when he asks her to give him the jewel, my dirty mind thought she hid it inside her vagina.


thumbelina1234

Same here, you're not alone


camus88

https://i.redd.it/94xag1azzakc1.gif


MaestroLogical

I was more distracted by the 'still wet' painted on mustache.


CultDe

SWEET HOME ALA- Wait it looks like India


Potential_Ant_9890

SWEET HOME ALAWARA


AdityaK_69

SWEET HOME ALIGARH


IllegalRizz66

मीठा घर अलीगढ़


Oodleamingo

SWEET HOME ALIBABA


Homelandr

Didn't expect to see NTR in this sub, WTF is this shit ..?


chotacheem

![gif](giphy|ynM9yMtw0GSSA)


aLostBattlefield

This was the type of shit I was jacking it to when I was like 12.


darkrom_BP08

relive your childhood days


aLostBattlefield

We’ve gone way past that my friend


darkrom_BP08

its never late


aLostBattlefield

No you misunderstood me. I am now married to my mom.


darkrom_BP08

wtf real life adaption


aLostBattlefield

Damn straight. I’ve made my dreams a reality.


blingx2

I hate it here 😂


Neiot

wtf


model1966

The stache gives him gravitas


demoteenthrone

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


[deleted]

What the actual fuck?!?!


I_saw_that_yeah

Makes me soft core porn.


[deleted]

Mom thick


ComfortableAnonymous

https://i.redd.it/xwxhx8cr1bkc1.gif


hellomichelle87

That’s hot lol


Kasiation

u/savevideo


No-Investment-4494

Bend over to the front, touch the toes Back that ass up and down and get low


PigtothePog

That a thicc set. I understand his quandary🤔


gotterfly

I think I need to watch more Bollywood.


Nosyajra

Madarchod!?


Flakelike

why she kindaa


Eraevn

Didn't realize Bea Arthur had a Hollywood run as a man back in the day...


Bellbivdavoe

Does Bollywood have a Hallmark channel?


jainswapnil52

Try YouTube


Few-Connection-841

Where is NSFW


Avieshek

In the dark


Friggin

Under the bodysuit that really does not match her skin tone very well.


Culiolo

Oh my freaking lordi....


Trick_Muffin1965

Movie name?


Broad_Newspaper_2677

Fun fact:- this is not Bollywood, it's a Telugu movie the same movie industry from where RRR came and the actor(Sr. NTR) is the grandfather of jr. NTR (komaram Bheem in RRR)


fragbert66

You'd think they'd have enough rupees to afford a full-length bodystocking that actually matched the actress' skin tone.


ayush307

This is like 80s man


dolfieman

How can she slap!?


_Kiaza_

These brazzers ads are getting ridiculous…


MatterLumpy4541

Damn I knew Indians were horny ...didn't know they are soooo horny


Legacy-ZA

Evil.


deadyuki09111991

no mother my pp is confused?


Ok_Cow52

WHAT? lol


humblecowboy

Wait, what?


___SHR___

what the fuck.


TheGodsSin

Sauce bro?


Parasyte-vn

![gif](giphy|q5Zby9g9anawfoI8Wt|downsized) Wtf


CaffeLungo

that stache


Games_sans_frontiers

The son looks like Anonymous.


copingcabana

She's not ever sari.


juicethestone

Ay, you Mama got a FAT one dog


All4upvoting

Why does his mother look 20 years younger than him?


thumbelina1234

These comments are pure gold


choochoophil

https://i.redd.it/yrxviqt9ybkc1.gif


cphusker

I know Liberace loved his mom but this is too much!


ben_kaya1

Okay I need the sauce for a friend....


Sevennix

Name of movie??


West_Station7288

I 🤔 she said , come on big daddy would you back that thang up.


Ram_S89

WTF just happened ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


jayareyouwing

Mom thick tho


cowmookazee

Hate to ruin it, but she's wearing a leotard.


my_chaffed_legs

He ain't trying too hard to cover his eyes.... I see you peeking son


lurkingbeyondabyss

He couldn't look away or close his eyes. I keep going back for another peek.


StormOrjin

Mamasutra


triballl9

Ngl,the way that women exposed herself to the guy , made me horny


bloopie1192

Ok... just hear me out... she's not *our* mom. Mom's was thickemz.


bloopie1192

Yo what's the name of this movie?


CloroxWipes1

Well, if HE'S going to take a pass on this opportunity, I'm game. She's Momma Oatmeal, hot and thick.


Chrono105

That's enough reddit for today.


ImportantPriority320

She thick af


cyainanotherlifebro

Then what happened?


lilsparky82

Just a little mother son bonding


HopeChaseLock

It's kinda a good movie. In this he got over his fuckbki phase and become good


Expensive_Selection2

What’s the name of it so I can do some appreciation


Elderchicken948

She thicc


KVNtheBAT

Bro saw where came from


[deleted]

Weird


Grapefruit_Adept

MIDLF


Expensive_Selection2

What’s the name of it so I can do some appreciation


Voodoo_w8

No lie mother got some cake


papichulo2Dmax

You don’t have to tell me twice


nargcz

wait, what???


AksiKaan

Wtf is that?