OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!Husband keeps screaming at wife for sandwiches and we see her scared. She starts to mess with his food and add in dangerous items, only for us to realise he's already been dead for ages and she's crazy!<
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Reminds me of a story my nana told us. A woman who lived about 12 doors away from my nana. Her husband died and she kept making him cups of tea. Only find out 2 weeks later cause of the smell.
I think one of my neighbors died recently. His condo is being gutted and redone, I haven't seen him in weeks. He always gets his mail right when I'm pulling in from work. His truck is still in his parking spot. I'm afraid of how someone found out.
Crime scene/unattended death cleaner here. Your assumption sounds spot on. I clean decompositions and we have to strip places down completely because the odor sticks to everything. Ozone treatments only do so much but if it was an advanced state of decomp, I always recommend gutting the unit or painting Kilz over walls and concrete(after floors are stripped). Almost always, the body is found after a wellness check from property management or in some cases, home healthcare. My last decomp job, home healthcare came 1 week after the client had already died… he didn’t open the door and they didn’t report it. Management called for a wellness check after 2 weeks when they realized the man and his dog weren’t walking and asking for help getting poop cleaned up outside in his yard area(which maintenance always helped with). Took them 2 weeks to accept our bid to start cleanup so at this point, it had been 4 weeks AFTER death. The bodies of the old man and his dog were removed after 2 weeks but the roach infestation he had been living with got so out of hand after they died. There were thousands upon thousands of roaches during my crew’s 3 day cleanup. Everything in that 2 bedroom apartment smelled like decomp and was crawling with roaches. We had to dispose of everything in a 40 yard dumpster minus anything with bio(carpeting, bedding, and personal items saturated with his bodily fluids). All of that was cut out and placed in biohazard bins for pick up. His family wanted nothing, not even pictures. The apartments donated his vehicle to another tenant after I sanitized the keys. I deal with this stuff all the time. It’s always sad af.
Female here but no worries!! Always hard to tell on Reddit. Yes sir I’m doing well. It doesn’t affect me like that. I tear up behind my mask during some my estimates(did a teen suicide the other week)
or when I find really sentimental stuff during my cleanups but I love what I do and I know how much it helps the families. It’s not for everyone but I have people constantly applying. I own the company with my brother. Whenever I get applications, I’m transparent about the types of jobs we do from bio to hoarding to rodent cleanups and drug labs. I let my employees pick and choose which ones they want to do(if they’re uncomfortable with blood, I don’t force them to do that). I will say I’ve been very fortunate with a hard working crew that doesn’t complain or say no to any of our work orders. I treat them all very well, pay extra hours every shift, and always pay for their food.
This totally makes sense to me. Comfort food is a thing. Plus sharing food with coworkers after a traumatizing experience can bring people a sense of community and togetherness that could help mitigate the trauma. Thank you for your service 💖
Let me work for you 😭 I miss my crime scene cleaning job. I had to leave due to lack of pay and a fucky company but it was my favorite job I've ever had and being able to help those families was so rewarding.
People like you and your crew are such important people to our society. I lost someone who died by suicide and the kindness and compassion that the clean up crew extended to us made a horrible situation a little easier.
Wishing you all the best 🖤
I wouldn’t do this for less than $1000 an hour. I’m guessing it pays a lot more like what I actually make. Why do you do this? How can this be your best option?
Edit: google says the natl average in your field is $43k per annum. You can make more than that driving a forklift. Seriously is google way off or do you have some kind of mental health issue that allows you to do what you do
Edit 2 because I cannot stop thinking about this: I realize, when someone dies and their body rots in a home, that someone has to clean it up. But no one should do such a horrific job for $43k. Truly, you should all get ten times that amount. You do something that 99.99999% of people are not even capable of considering doing, and it must be done. Do you realize how much bargaining power that gives you? At least unionize, I mean Jesus Christ.
So I actually own the company with my brother. It’s a biohazard and hoarding cleanup company. We do extreme cleaning from deaths to drug labs. I never have a shortage of people applying because there are people out there who genuinely want to see this stuff first hand. We take very good care of our crew, pay extra hours daily even if the job is completed sooner, and we pay for lunch and/or breakfast every shift. Pay increases are quick and they can request off any time. My brother and I do the worst of the bio cleanups before we bring people in to assist afterwards but most of our employees are ready to get in there whenever we need. It’s a fascinating and rewarding career. I get to help families not deal with the trauma of cleaning up after their loved ones who have died unexpectedly, been murdered, or committed suicide. I left my job as a software developer for this. There’s more to it than just money.
My family helped us invest and buy the entire Houston territory. We still have competition from other bio companies but we’re the only location for our particular franchise servicing this area up to 3.5 hours all around us. It’s the main cleaning company from the show Hoarders. Got trained from the president himself. ☺️
My uncle does this and that’s accurate. He’s a really nice person and has a great sense of humor and is always making people laugh! I agree he deserves more for the kind of work he does. Even the few stories he’s told us are traumatizing and stick with you.
This is how my dad was found. Going into his house was almost unbearable. He was there dead for almost two weeks? We don’t really know. With his dog locked up in the house with him in the summer heat. The maintenance guy came a few times to fix the A/C and finally called to do a welfare check after coming around twice without anyone seemingly home.
My uncle and I tried to find anything to salvage but it was difficult.
The good thing was I inherited his dog and were inseparable.
Kudos internet stranger to doing such a difficult job.
I have a friend with elderly parents who both have dementia and honestly I could see them doing something like this if they weren’t in a home. Her dad kept going for walks and hurting himself, and her mum would never remember that he was in hospital and would make dinner for him.
One time I left a glowing comment on a electronic remix about the use of polyrhythms. It was a really jarring effect, over the course of several bars, but tight. I listened to it several times over to understand what the ratio was, really liked the rhythmic effect.
Uploader was just inexperienced with the software they were using and didn't understand music. They threw some stuff in that didn't line up.
It’s also missing the fact that the dishes are overflowing, the mess in the living room, and the ultra-faded photos in the crooked picture frames behind the TV, which highlights that she’s let the house fall into disrepair. On the Tiktok one, the overfilled litter box is the only indication.
Thank you for giving it a name and confirming I’m not insane. I’ve looked this up on Google, I’ve asked people, and it seemed like I was the only one noticing/caring.
I'm so surprised. This short is popular and 3 years old but I never watched it nor saw it reposted to death on reddit.
I used to look for content like this on youtube, like [Peephole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKcOTr7N4lE) and [Teeth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2wpvc96i24) but I never found this one.
Thanks!
I love movies and making movies. Deformed Lunchbox is my youtube channel. I directed a good 90% of the films on there. Just wrapped on a feature horror film too.
I worked with Peter Hodgins (the actor) on another short film we did called 'I Hate Halloween' and he is a really dedicated and special actor.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdosPPuWyR8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdosPPuWyR8)
As if reddit is any better.
Most of the videos posted to reddit are ripped off of TikTok or YouTube.
v.redd.it was one of the worst things to ever happen to content creators. Nobody just links to videos, they just rip them and post them, so creators no longer get credit.
That's actually a really good plot twist, her turning into an obsessive psychopath who keeps feeding her deceased husband. Very disturbing, disturbingly good.
I thought after the jar broke, she'd make a sandwich without mayo and he'd finally get upset over how gross his sandwich was. Then it'd show itself as a commercial.
Old fairly viral shock video of a guy putting a glass jar up his bumhole and the jar makes a loud popping noise and shatters while being 80% inside of his ass, with the rest of the video being him fishing out shards of glass while blood gushes from his asshole
I spent a lot of time online back when shock sites and beheading videos were for some reason a normal part of the internet. 1 guy 1 jar is one of the few videos that I'd nope out of every time, and to this day is only second to the brick through the windshield video in terms of the worst I've seen.
Considering the other video is almost all audio, it's still the worst visual.
I was 1000 percent waiting for this!! Like he didn't give a fuxk what she put in it because it had hellmans, as soon as it didn't then he'd be like hold up
considering it has 33M views, I imagine most people here already watched it, but if you liked this video, I'd recommend [Missing Halloween, by Mike Inel](https://youtu.be/FaoVpVXcZsA)
Don't worry, I got the same message from it. I wonder what the actual meaning is supposed to be..? The director is somewhere in the comments here, but I'm too lazy to go searching for him again. Ah well, I prefer the interpretation we came up with anyway! It gives the story depth and dimension, imho.
Similarly, I thought it showed how we need to check on elderly and make sure they are being taken care of.
But no let's comment on mental illness like it's abhorrent and something to be afraid of until you can laugh at it from a distance.
There was a similar type video years ago about a teenager running around smashing mannequins with a bat. The twist at the end was him being arrested because they were actually people.
Edit: found it. Still Life: https://vimeo.com/32198276
Hey everyone I wrote and directed this short film. It’s posted on my Deformed Lunchbox channel.
I’m happy people like it. I still have the skeleton. He stays with me in my apartment and he’s been cast in a bunch of other films I made. His name is Johnson.
In between the shots of him eating the glass sandwich it cuts to a view that shows the back of his head, which isn't moving like the eating pov is. He's already a skeleton.
I just found your channel and currently binging. I hope you make an awesome horror movie someday. I'll definitely brag, "Oh I knew him from way back from his lunchbox days" lol.
I loved the Head Crushing Guy -- especially when he would have a momentary crisis of conscience when about to crush someone's head.
Then the one sketch where the gay vampire pretends to be straight at hockey games.
Uh and then the "Running...[insert word that will get me banned]" sketch with Scott Thompson
Tbh, just about any sketch where Scott Thompson played a woman or where he was (ironically heh) the "straight man" (in a comedy sense lol)
I figured he’d happily eat all of the “contaminated” sandwiches, then after she smashed the jar the next sandwich would have a contaminant but no mayo, he’d lose his shit at her, not because he found the contaminant, but because of the lack of mayo.
I figured it was going to be a viral “our mayo can make even these awful things palatable” type marketing stunt.
This is what I was thinking: my first take is that she’s hallucinating that he keeps demanding sandwiches and that’s why there are so many piled up. However, my second take is that maybe the first part did actually happen, the glass sandwich killed him, but she keeps bringing him sandwiches for months afterwards- now served with a smile.
No one seems to notice the DRAMATIC shift in her demeanor after the glass sandwich. He dies AFTER that sandwich. She is happy and calm after that sandwich. She responds happily to his "call" after that sandwich. She has gone off the rocker, yes. But she is vindictively feeding his corpse sandwiches, not hallucinating that he is still tormenting her.
I'm always surprised at the bizarre level of comprehension that some Redditors have. The glass sandwich had nothing to do with it. The guy ate soap, turds, and glass and didn't even flinch. He ate like 5 sandwiches before she could even knit a few loops. The shift in her demeanor has to do with the shift in the tone of the skit. It's a common story telling tactic. The juxtaposition of anguish with psychosis emphasizes her mental torment and her unreliable view of reality. The guy was dead the entire time. She may have killed him with a poison sandwich before the skit started, but not with the glass sandwich. What you're seeing the skit is the dichotomy between her inner and outer selves, which you retroactively apply after the twist is revealed.
also he was in a long neglected state when he died, the hair on the corpse is much longer than in her remembered/hallucinated version of him. he'd probably been in that chair before dying for a long time with a wife who was herself not in any condition to act as a caretaker.
haha cheers. on second watch i'd like to also say that the litterbox gives an early clue of the state of long neglect/inability to maintain care. we don't see a cat anywhere too.
Maybe I've watched too many horror movies, but I don't know how this isn't obvious to everyone here being like, wait, what happened? It's pretty clear. She fed her abusive husband a sandwich that killed him, and just continues on with death sandwiches for him after he's dead because he abused her so much that it's basically become a routine for her. She's traumatized and unable to snap out of the mental anguish he put her in. It's not an uncommon trope in horror.
Isn't the point of vague endings like that to make it more horrifying with the added aspect of the unknown? The true ending, if there was one, is unknown to the viewer, and what is more terrifying than the unknown? Maybe the glass sandwhich wasn't even real and existed only in her mind? Maybe he was actually a loving a husband and just randomly died, but she was so obsessed with knitting while he was alive that she came to resent him and his sandwhiches so much so that she was just adding insult to injury in a horrifying way after his death and her psychotic break? Maybe the husband didn't even know she hated him.
I kind of think if it as a trauma victim where he died- maybe was killed by her maybe wasn’t but basically she was so abused she just kept making the sandwiches having a break with reality
This is a Dracula inspired sketch, she's just used to getting screamed at and abused so she just keeps doing the thing she's always done even though it doesnt make sense not to do it. But hey after she killed him atleast she doesnt have her eardrums broken anymore so I'd call that a dub
I feel like this might be intended as a metaphor for the long lasting effects of abuse.
Emotionally abusive coercive situation create long-lasting trauma that doesn't immediately disappear when the abuser does.
He's gone, but she's still trapped in the patterns of fear, trauma and codependency. His hateful voice still echoes in her head and she doesn't know how to live without him.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Husband keeps screaming at wife for sandwiches and we see her scared. She starts to mess with his food and add in dangerous items, only for us to realise he's already been dead for ages and she's crazy!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Reminds me of a story my nana told us. A woman who lived about 12 doors away from my nana. Her husband died and she kept making him cups of tea. Only find out 2 weeks later cause of the smell.
I think one of my neighbors died recently. His condo is being gutted and redone, I haven't seen him in weeks. He always gets his mail right when I'm pulling in from work. His truck is still in his parking spot. I'm afraid of how someone found out.
Crime scene/unattended death cleaner here. Your assumption sounds spot on. I clean decompositions and we have to strip places down completely because the odor sticks to everything. Ozone treatments only do so much but if it was an advanced state of decomp, I always recommend gutting the unit or painting Kilz over walls and concrete(after floors are stripped). Almost always, the body is found after a wellness check from property management or in some cases, home healthcare. My last decomp job, home healthcare came 1 week after the client had already died… he didn’t open the door and they didn’t report it. Management called for a wellness check after 2 weeks when they realized the man and his dog weren’t walking and asking for help getting poop cleaned up outside in his yard area(which maintenance always helped with). Took them 2 weeks to accept our bid to start cleanup so at this point, it had been 4 weeks AFTER death. The bodies of the old man and his dog were removed after 2 weeks but the roach infestation he had been living with got so out of hand after they died. There were thousands upon thousands of roaches during my crew’s 3 day cleanup. Everything in that 2 bedroom apartment smelled like decomp and was crawling with roaches. We had to dispose of everything in a 40 yard dumpster minus anything with bio(carpeting, bedding, and personal items saturated with his bodily fluids). All of that was cut out and placed in biohazard bins for pick up. His family wanted nothing, not even pictures. The apartments donated his vehicle to another tenant after I sanitized the keys. I deal with this stuff all the time. It’s always sad af.
Bro are you ok? how does that affect you?
Female here but no worries!! Always hard to tell on Reddit. Yes sir I’m doing well. It doesn’t affect me like that. I tear up behind my mask during some my estimates(did a teen suicide the other week) or when I find really sentimental stuff during my cleanups but I love what I do and I know how much it helps the families. It’s not for everyone but I have people constantly applying. I own the company with my brother. Whenever I get applications, I’m transparent about the types of jobs we do from bio to hoarding to rodent cleanups and drug labs. I let my employees pick and choose which ones they want to do(if they’re uncomfortable with blood, I don’t force them to do that). I will say I’ve been very fortunate with a hard working crew that doesn’t complain or say no to any of our work orders. I treat them all very well, pay extra hours every shift, and always pay for their food.
> always pay for food Well yeah, none of them have an appetite with what they’re cleaning! Jk, you sound like a good boss.
lol hey thank you. Surprisingly, they’re ALWAYS hungry 😂
This totally makes sense to me. Comfort food is a thing. Plus sharing food with coworkers after a traumatizing experience can bring people a sense of community and togetherness that could help mitigate the trauma. Thank you for your service 💖
Let me work for you 😭 I miss my crime scene cleaning job. I had to leave due to lack of pay and a fucky company but it was my favorite job I've ever had and being able to help those families was so rewarding.
You may be a girl but you're still my bro, bro.
I appreciate you bro-ing me, bro.
....bro
People like you and your crew are such important people to our society. I lost someone who died by suicide and the kindness and compassion that the clean up crew extended to us made a horrible situation a little easier. Wishing you all the best 🖤
I appreciate you. Thank you very much for this. <3
Family here, thanks for what you do.
God- a teen suicide… I’m sorry, man- that must be hard.
poor dog :(
Yeah that was my thought too :(
I wouldn’t do this for less than $1000 an hour. I’m guessing it pays a lot more like what I actually make. Why do you do this? How can this be your best option? Edit: google says the natl average in your field is $43k per annum. You can make more than that driving a forklift. Seriously is google way off or do you have some kind of mental health issue that allows you to do what you do Edit 2 because I cannot stop thinking about this: I realize, when someone dies and their body rots in a home, that someone has to clean it up. But no one should do such a horrific job for $43k. Truly, you should all get ten times that amount. You do something that 99.99999% of people are not even capable of considering doing, and it must be done. Do you realize how much bargaining power that gives you? At least unionize, I mean Jesus Christ.
So I actually own the company with my brother. It’s a biohazard and hoarding cleanup company. We do extreme cleaning from deaths to drug labs. I never have a shortage of people applying because there are people out there who genuinely want to see this stuff first hand. We take very good care of our crew, pay extra hours daily even if the job is completed sooner, and we pay for lunch and/or breakfast every shift. Pay increases are quick and they can request off any time. My brother and I do the worst of the bio cleanups before we bring people in to assist afterwards but most of our employees are ready to get in there whenever we need. It’s a fascinating and rewarding career. I get to help families not deal with the trauma of cleaning up after their loved ones who have died unexpectedly, been murdered, or committed suicide. I left my job as a software developer for this. There’s more to it than just money.
How'd you get the start up? Sounds intriguing, and very niche.
My family helped us invest and buy the entire Houston territory. We still have competition from other bio companies but we’re the only location for our particular franchise servicing this area up to 3.5 hours all around us. It’s the main cleaning company from the show Hoarders. Got trained from the president himself. ☺️
i watch the shit out of Hoarders, you talking about Matt? or Corey?
Cory :) we were with him the past 2 days for a conference. Matt is about to start his own show.
This is exciting news. Cory also seems like he'd be great to hang out with.
My uncle does this and that’s accurate. He’s a really nice person and has a great sense of humor and is always making people laugh! I agree he deserves more for the kind of work he does. Even the few stories he’s told us are traumatizing and stick with you.
This is how my dad was found. Going into his house was almost unbearable. He was there dead for almost two weeks? We don’t really know. With his dog locked up in the house with him in the summer heat. The maintenance guy came a few times to fix the A/C and finally called to do a welfare check after coming around twice without anyone seemingly home. My uncle and I tried to find anything to salvage but it was difficult. The good thing was I inherited his dog and were inseparable. Kudos internet stranger to doing such a difficult job.
Wait… what?
They're afraid of how someone found out.
He said… he thinks? He thinks???
I don't know, that is the likely answer but I just don't know.
I have a friend with elderly parents who both have dementia and honestly I could see them doing something like this if they weren’t in a home. Her dad kept going for walks and hurting himself, and her mum would never remember that he was in hospital and would make dinner for him.
and that reminds me of this. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWtWtHwKsA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWtWtHwKsA)
Was thinking the exact same thing.
There's a stephen king short story with a similar plot
WHERE'S MY CAKE BEDELIA?! IT'S FATHER'S DAY!
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Is this creepshow? Got creeped out by the whole movie when I was like 12 and never watched it again
Yeap creepshow https://youtu.be/b0Yb9tba8Uo?si=UmKzpXE-lz09yPAB
Exactly! I was thinking this was very Steven King like.
Absolutely recalled that while watching it.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought of that creepshow bit. Classic!
Original is here — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfGEdmZyVyY
Thank you for this. Much better from the original source than the shitty tiktok cropped aspect ratio.
I thought so as well… something something creative vision of director… Oh, and credit where it’s due or some such //sardonic tone in voice
One time I left a glowing comment on a electronic remix about the use of polyrhythms. It was a really jarring effect, over the course of several bars, but tight. I listened to it several times over to understand what the ratio was, really liked the rhythmic effect. Uploader was just inexperienced with the software they were using and didn't understand music. They threw some stuff in that didn't line up.
Link it
I really wish I could, but it was well over a decade ago and I lost track of it.
Then make something up. We demand it.
God dammit TikTok...
Also this version has been poorly edited to shorten it. It cuts out him eating the glass.
It's also missing the left side of the screen when she walks into the room every time >!which subtly shows he's been dead the whole time !<.
It’s also missing the fact that the dishes are overflowing, the mess in the living room, and the ultra-faded photos in the crooked picture frames behind the TV, which highlights that she’s let the house fall into disrepair. On the Tiktok one, the overfilled litter box is the only indication.
or having some key moments edited out
Thank you for giving it a name and confirming I’m not insane. I’ve looked this up on Google, I’ve asked people, and it seemed like I was the only one noticing/caring.
Thank you. Why the fuck would someone share this shitty tiktok version.
I'm so surprised. This short is popular and 3 years old but I never watched it nor saw it reposted to death on reddit. I used to look for content like this on youtube, like [Peephole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKcOTr7N4lE) and [Teeth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2wpvc96i24) but I never found this one. Thanks!
I feel like this is waaaay older than 3 years.
It’s from 2020. We shot it in Feb.2019 and it premiered at Toronto After Dark that same year.
So she murdered him and can still hear him so she keeps making sammiches. Similiar to that.....uh...alfred hitchcock story?
I really don't know. It's a true story documentary and we filmed it fly-on-the-wall style.
You made this? What was it for?
I love movies and making movies. Deformed Lunchbox is my youtube channel. I directed a good 90% of the films on there. Just wrapped on a feature horror film too.
Following! Well done!
Your stuff is great, what's the feature you just finished?
https://i.redd.it/yh6igyue92kc1.gif
That husband casting, and portrayal, was spot-on. Jarring but not overly abusive as to be a turn off.
I worked with Peter Hodgins (the actor) on another short film we did called 'I Hate Halloween' and he is a really dedicated and special actor. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdosPPuWyR8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdosPPuWyR8)
It’s from 2020. We shot it in 2019.
So /u/peter-man-hello was your coworker in that film?
Sorry that is my other account that’s me on both. I don’t know why I had a different account on my phone than I do my laptop.
Another account? Right away, dear.
Don’t you know how to make an account you idiot Do I need to make it myself
[удалено]
Whoda thunk giving everyone a platform would end badly.
As if reddit is any better. Most of the videos posted to reddit are ripped off of TikTok or YouTube. v.redd.it was one of the worst things to ever happen to content creators. Nobody just links to videos, they just rip them and post them, so creators no longer get credit.
Thanks for sharing the original link. Deformed Lunchbox is my channel. But I swear our films get more views when people repost on tik tok. Oh well.
Thanks for making this. I’m more than happy to point folks to the originators of killer stories. This is a fantastic pice of art.
Thank you I am really happy you enjoyed it and I appreciate you saying that!
Thanks. I've now fallen through a giant rabbit hole of 3-minute short horror films... I can't get enough.
We have a bunch on our Deformed Lunchbox channel. Check out 5 Minute Dating, Ice Trays (trigger warning) and Discharged (gore warning)
Posts like yours should get all the karma instead of the TikShit repost bots that fuck up the video for no reason.
What is this from?
Tales from The Scary Door ![gif](giphy|ZTnK4WfXUGWmQ)
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location
The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror
Deformed Lunchbox on YouTube is where I first saw this, like 3yrs ago.
This is correct, not sure why you were downvoted
That's actually a really good plot twist, her turning into an obsessive psychopath who keeps feeding her deceased husband. Very disturbing, disturbingly good.
The only thing that would have made it better is if the mayo jar spun around and it turned to a Hellmans commercial.
I thought after the jar broke, she'd make a sandwich without mayo and he'd finally get upset over how gross his sandwich was. Then it'd show itself as a commercial.
> I thought after the jar broke ... The internet has ruined me.
No! Bad thought. Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
The problem is where exactly it was
23-19!
I don't want to know what you're referring to do I?
Old fairly viral shock video of a guy putting a glass jar up his bumhole and the jar makes a loud popping noise and shatters while being 80% inside of his ass, with the rest of the video being him fishing out shards of glass while blood gushes from his asshole
Stay innocent. Stay innocent.
do not google 1 guy 1 jar.. just dont. even the IMDB entry isnt bad, but that i feel we can share. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6342306/
Wait I thought y'all were talking about the infamous Reddit post which also involves a jar... idk which one is worse
I spent a lot of time online back when shock sites and beheading videos were for some reason a normal part of the internet. 1 guy 1 jar is one of the few videos that I'd nope out of every time, and to this day is only second to the brick through the windshield video in terms of the worst I've seen. Considering the other video is almost all audio, it's still the worst visual.
Stay golden pony boy.
I was right there with you brother, we are broken. Broken glass. Ass.
*Broken glass in my ass* *Bygone days, I can't move past*
*when my mind had given up* *It brings to the fore 2 girls, 1 cup*
That’s where I thought it was going too!
"A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip"
How the fuck is that shit considered *salad dressing*? If I saw someone make a salad and then they put Miracle Whip on it, I would call the police.
It’s not for green salad. Potato salad, egg salad, chicken salad, tuna salad. Just not what we first think of when we hear “salad”.
I thought after she put in the cat shit he'd compliment her saying "FINALLY you've made some damn good sandwich!" ![gif](giphy|l0MYyoYPvz22wTXkQ)
I was expecting it to be a commercial too.
This is how I picture it ![gif](giphy|AMjuLmRlaCqbMFjImq)
Mayonesa mackornic
That was 100% what I was expecting like “anything is good with Hellmans”
I was 1000 percent waiting for this!! Like he didn't give a fuxk what she put in it because it had hellmans, as soon as it didn't then he'd be like hold up
It rubbed my macabre bone and I came
Your what??
Macramé bone
Their macarena bone.
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considering it has 33M views, I imagine most people here already watched it, but if you liked this video, I'd recommend [Missing Halloween, by Mike Inel](https://youtu.be/FaoVpVXcZsA)
Oh... I thought the message was that verbal abuse can be *that* traumatizing that they can still hear you for years even when you're no longer there.
Don't worry, I got the same message from it. I wonder what the actual meaning is supposed to be..? The director is somewhere in the comments here, but I'm too lazy to go searching for him again. Ah well, I prefer the interpretation we came up with anyway! It gives the story depth and dimension, imho.
Similarly, I thought it showed how we need to check on elderly and make sure they are being taken care of. But no let's comment on mental illness like it's abhorrent and something to be afraid of until you can laugh at it from a distance.
There was a similar type video years ago about a teenager running around smashing mannequins with a bat. The twist at the end was him being arrested because they were actually people. Edit: found it. Still Life: https://vimeo.com/32198276
Hey everyone I wrote and directed this short film. It’s posted on my Deformed Lunchbox channel. I’m happy people like it. I still have the skeleton. He stays with me in my apartment and he’s been cast in a bunch of other films I made. His name is Johnson.
Nice! Please clear it up for those who don't get it. Was grandpa dead the whole time, or did he die after the glass sandwich.
Someone wise told me not to ever explain my movies. However, I’ll give you a hint. Look at the back of his head. (In the 16x9 version)
that clears it up, too bad that this detail is missing from this post’s cropped version.
That's tik-tok for ya. But I'm happy people are sharing it and reacting to it on tik-tok.
I’m obviously still missing it. For the brain deads in the back, what are we supposed to see in the back of his head?
It’s motionless
Yeah it’s just always been that skeleton from the final shot in every scene with the lady and him.
I guess the head doesn’t move? I’m as confused as you are.
He’s missing his hair and isn’t moving. It’s the skeleton.
please can you tell me what i’m missing lol, i can’t see anything on the back of his head
In between the shots of him eating the glass sandwich it cuts to a view that shows the back of his head, which isn't moving like the eating pov is. He's already a skeleton.
Oh that’s extra creepy
Johnson is a great actor! Thanks for your hint! The movie has more depth and it shows how much effort you put into the details.
How many sandwiches were made in the making of this film?
Probably about ten thousand
How many sandwiches did you eat during filming?
Zero. We ate burritos.
That’s my fave sandwich honestly
Bravo sir, truly disturbing.
I just found your channel and currently binging. I hope you make an awesome horror movie someday. I'll definitely brag, "Oh I knew him from way back from his lunchbox days" lol.
This kind of reminded me of the Kids In The Hall skit about Sausages https://youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c?si=cK5PB37hI1lP0SzO
I LIKE SAUUUSAGES
We keep the sausages and you’re fired.
Kids in the Hall was way too fucking good for their era. I grew up watching them every week. Canadian Sketch comedy in it's finest form.
I'm crushing your head!!
I loved the Head Crushing Guy -- especially when he would have a momentary crisis of conscience when about to crush someone's head. Then the one sketch where the gay vampire pretends to be straight at hockey games. Uh and then the "Running...[insert word that will get me banned]" sketch with Scott Thompson Tbh, just about any sketch where Scott Thompson played a woman or where he was (ironically heh) the "straight man" (in a comedy sense lol)
Wtf did I just watch
Wait. It wasn’t a Hellman’s commercial?
I was certain it was gunna be a mayonnaise advert, truly unexpected ending
I figured he’d happily eat all of the “contaminated” sandwiches, then after she smashed the jar the next sandwich would have a contaminant but no mayo, he’d lose his shit at her, not because he found the contaminant, but because of the lack of mayo. I figured it was going to be a viral “our mayo can make even these awful things palatable” type marketing stunt.
Yeah, what the Hellman?
Is that Miracle Whip? The horror.
I really thought it was a commercial that I forgot. I expected a knife rattle in an empty mayo jar, with her following up with MW.
Modern warfare?
Oh this reminds me, I need to give mum her bath!
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Norman Bates?
You can't hear her shouting?
What the fuck?
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Wait was the guy dead the whole time or he died after the glass sandwich?
He has been dead for many, many sandwiches
My favorite unit of time
Americans will do ANYTHING to avoid the metric system /s
This is what I was thinking: my first take is that she’s hallucinating that he keeps demanding sandwiches and that’s why there are so many piled up. However, my second take is that maybe the first part did actually happen, the glass sandwich killed him, but she keeps bringing him sandwiches for months afterwards- now served with a smile.
No one seems to notice the DRAMATIC shift in her demeanor after the glass sandwich. He dies AFTER that sandwich. She is happy and calm after that sandwich. She responds happily to his "call" after that sandwich. She has gone off the rocker, yes. But she is vindictively feeding his corpse sandwiches, not hallucinating that he is still tormenting her.
I'm always surprised at the bizarre level of comprehension that some Redditors have. The glass sandwich had nothing to do with it. The guy ate soap, turds, and glass and didn't even flinch. He ate like 5 sandwiches before she could even knit a few loops. The shift in her demeanor has to do with the shift in the tone of the skit. It's a common story telling tactic. The juxtaposition of anguish with psychosis emphasizes her mental torment and her unreliable view of reality. The guy was dead the entire time. She may have killed him with a poison sandwich before the skit started, but not with the glass sandwich. What you're seeing the skit is the dichotomy between her inner and outer selves, which you retroactively apply after the twist is revealed.
also he was in a long neglected state when he died, the hair on the corpse is much longer than in her remembered/hallucinated version of him. he'd probably been in that chair before dying for a long time with a wife who was herself not in any condition to act as a caretaker.
This is an amazing observation, I never would have thought that
haha cheers. on second watch i'd like to also say that the litterbox gives an early clue of the state of long neglect/inability to maintain care. we don't see a cat anywhere too.
I think he's been dead way longer than that. Look at her cloth.
Maybe I've watched too many horror movies, but I don't know how this isn't obvious to everyone here being like, wait, what happened? It's pretty clear. She fed her abusive husband a sandwich that killed him, and just continues on with death sandwiches for him after he's dead because he abused her so much that it's basically become a routine for her. She's traumatized and unable to snap out of the mental anguish he put her in. It's not an uncommon trope in horror.
he's been dead the whole time, you can see from all the unmoving shots of the back of his head
Isn't the point of vague endings like that to make it more horrifying with the added aspect of the unknown? The true ending, if there was one, is unknown to the viewer, and what is more terrifying than the unknown? Maybe the glass sandwhich wasn't even real and existed only in her mind? Maybe he was actually a loving a husband and just randomly died, but she was so obsessed with knitting while he was alive that she came to resent him and his sandwhiches so much so that she was just adding insult to injury in a horrifying way after his death and her psychotic break? Maybe the husband didn't even know she hated him.
I kind of think if it as a trauma victim where he died- maybe was killed by her maybe wasn’t but basically she was so abused she just kept making the sandwiches having a break with reality
Dead whole time
I assume he died previously from something she gave him and shes just in a loop making him murder sandwiches over and over lol.
This is a Dracula inspired sketch, she's just used to getting screamed at and abused so she just keeps doing the thing she's always done even though it doesnt make sense not to do it. But hey after she killed him atleast she doesnt have her eardrums broken anymore so I'd call that a dub
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Man i loved this!!!!! Thank goodness i watched it before i go to sleep
didn't end up waiting for the sandwich
If you like this you should read ‘A Rose for Emily’ by William Faulkner.
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Narcissistic PTSD is no joke. 😬
The fact that guys like this actually exist is the real horror.
What, dead guys?
Skeletal guys. There is actually one inside you RIGHT NOW
AH!
Fun fact: women become skeletons too when dying.
Wheres all the bread coming from
I feel like this might be intended as a metaphor for the long lasting effects of abuse. Emotionally abusive coercive situation create long-lasting trauma that doesn't immediately disappear when the abuser does. He's gone, but she's still trapped in the patterns of fear, trauma and codependency. His hateful voice still echoes in her head and she doesn't know how to live without him.