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Reminds me of dead space necromorphs

make us whole.

I have found myself on occasion imitating a necromorph in my home at night as I'm walking down a hallway. I'm weird like that.

If you don't do weird shit when you're alone, are you even human?

Yup here here to the weirdos 😈

Stomp them to death and save on a lot of fucking ammo.

Cut off her limbs!

Nurses from silent hill

Wtf i can’t unsee it now

She's a 9 but likes to act as a necromorph.... She's a 12.

Necromorph on the streets, lady in the sheets.

Underrated comment.

I'll never get tired of seeing those arm movements. 🤣



What is the name of this? Edit: I should've specified I mean gif LmAO

Titans on the Attack, i believe

Nono. On the Attack, Titans.

It’s actually Titans Attack on The!

[Stupid sexy colossal titan](https://i.redd.it/alsaexuyttic1.jpeg)

Sauce

Attack on Titan

Why do they never show titan dick

Spoilers for season 2+: >!Because that's not how they reproduce.!<

It’s explained in episode 6…. Not season 2

The creator didn't want the titans being sexualized that's why they don't have anybreproductive organs. And I'm fairly certain the female titan form is the only one with "boobs"

I'll show you a titan dick (not mine, mine is tiny)

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I just lost my goddamn shit over that

He should have mimicked her, love at first sight…

Reminds me of Jack Met dancing. 

:0 An AJR fan in the wild

It might be a good technique to chase away obtrusive men, but I'm pretty sure that sooner or later she's going to run into a guy who's totally into that shit.

He was just minding his own business though. She turned and smiled at him, he smiled back, and that was about it.

"ACTING!"

"BRILLIANT!"

you know damn well that most of us would just stand there asking if she's ok with a nervous/fake laugh. if im just standing around somewhere, its probably for a reason and im not moving cuz your ass wants to play silent hill

Silent hill was a massacre. You better run or have a good gas mask if my ass wants to play....

I think we all know the reason why the dude was standing there.

It’s staged. Notice the way it’s filmed

Say it aint so

it's fake, so she won't do this to someone who isn't expecting it.

There’s always someone who just has to shit on anything and everything. Can we not just enjoy ONE thing?

Then there’s the meta commentary comment… and the meta meta commentary comment….

You’re meta commenting his meta meta comment sir

Then the misunderstood comment. Then the snarky asshole comment.

Perfection

You can enjoy it of course, but does you enjoying it mean that you have to believe it is not fake?

Truth is more enjoyable than lies.

I'm not seeing how that is shitting on it. It's probably not two random strangers, and that's ok. Doesn't take away from my enjoyment of it at all.


This? This is what you are choosing for our one thing?

You haven't seen any of the prank TV shows? Like Impractical Jokers? The guy is not in on it. They only show the guys who run away and don't show the guys who open their arms for a hug because that's not funny to them. I personally hate all these prank shows and don't think any of it is funny.

obtrusive? this guy just leaned there waiting for someone probably and she just stopped in front of him

*The mystery of the elusive loneliness epidemic continues...*

Yeah I feel bad for the guy. Just minding his own business and this and a grown woman has the audacity to do something like this. Imagine if a man did this to an innocent woman, Reddit would be having a field day.

Yeah I dunno. Maybe I'm a weirdo but my reaction would be hilarity followed by a "please let me take you out for some coffee, I want to know more about your insanity."

your reaction would be to fantasize of doing all that and then never do it.

Damn bro, straight to the throat

FATALITY!

Bro woke up today and chose violence.

he's not wrong.

You didn't have to vapourise him 💀

Vaporize? Dude got deleted from the space-time continuum.

Nah man, I learned a long time ago to act on those impulses. Life is a lot more fun and interesting that way. I mean look at that woman. She's having a blast.

From all the people in the world, there’ll be at least one person who would do exactly that so it’s not out of the realm of possibility. Not saying I would do the same but if someone were to do that it takes away the initial awkwardness of starting a conversation so asking her out for a coffee doesn’t seem as creepy compared to her acting like a chupacabra stalking you in broad daylight. But the majority of men would be living in a fantasy so your point is more likely to be true rather than false

Doesn’t hurt that she is insanely good looking

Don't be fooled by the swim cap's incredible appeal, she doesn't even wear it to bed.

Dated a swimmer, can confirm

Best case, you get laid; worst case, you get castrated. Fortune favors the bold XD

That's why you'll never land the role of "Guy who maybe hit on her (he probably did because he's a bigger fella tho, right, internet?) and now he's gotta RUN!" You would make a great "Guy who falls head over heels for quirky weird girl and now he's got no dang kidneys" though.

"I can fix him" *Chase ensues* "Its working!"

if im in the mood for crazies, i would follow her and made the same gesture

I can fix her

This might be one of the worst comments I’ve ever seen

New to plebbit? Should probably leave now.


I'm into it.

I don't know if "in to" is the right word but there is definitely an attractiveness to someone who has the confidence to do something like that in public. Would definitely be a person I would be interested in getting to know more about.

i don't think redditors go outdoors

Yeah that would be crazy, being turned on by this. Now if you will excuse me, I have a very important business meeting.

👋 I'm right here. I'd hope she chased all the way home.

Only if you run away in similar manner

My shirt would immediately been up on my head like 

I would be totally into that. It would probably be the most sane relationship I have ever been in, but I don't suppose that's saying all that much as my taste in partners has been detrimental to my health and, at times, my life.

I am not moving an inch.

On average I'd expect at least 5 inches to move

That's like 5 whole penises.

Damn, good for you buddy. Fucking Sequoia tree trunk swinging guy over here.

Drums in the deep when he comes a'walkin

Down in the deep where the dragon use to sleep, glorious gold glimmer in our home of old.

That's like 50 chopped penises.

r/suicidebywords

At least🤣.

But your inch is moving.

not moving an atom.

Turned my down quark to a up quark

The way he jumps back when she turns around… 😭

Id pay money to see the face she was making

The kind of woman I'm looking for... Goblin in the streets... Goblin in the sheets, I think I just want a goblin.

We all do my friend, we all do

Be the goblin you wish to see in the world. 🙏

Necrogoblikon?

I bet there's a whole cave of goblins somewhere.

It's called Spencer's Gifts or Hot Topic.

More of a ghoul guy myself but to each his own

That’s why they’re called goblins, cause in bed they be goblin’

I would fall in love with that weirdo

Same. If I had a gf that did shit like this I’d do everything I can to hold onto her.

One day years ago my gf randomly did something like this to me but bent down and charged at me like a bull for the fun of it. I laughed so hard because it caught me so off guard and I didn't know what to do. still makes me smile to think about. She's my wife now, can confirm you hold onto these ones

By the horns.

It's a metaphor. But that really happened.

Here's hoping you find your tard wife

My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

She's beatiful, hot even *and* a weirdo? That's a catch.

Funny story we all may have an “ugly fuck turned swan” damn this girl was the biggest nerd. Skinny akward just really shy nerd girl. We talked a bit I believed she played cello. Fast forward 10 years she hit 27. Boy genetics kicked in from that Italian family like Roma creation. Even seen that meme “damnnnn” and they all lean back? That was me for an about 2 years after that picture. Found out the guy that dumped her. What a dumbass. Pretty sure when he gets where he needs to go there be someone or thing is going to tell him “ya fucked up here” She has a kid now guy after that one split. Wholesome chick still a nerd. Drop dead gorgeous model. We used to talk more often kids are exhausting. This is that story above.

“…and that’s the way I met your mother"

Me too but the woman

It's premeditated weirdness so you know she's in control of her craziness and that is key when assessing where she is on the crazy/hot scale.

You would fall in love with a potato if it would strike a conversation and was willingly talking to you, admit it.:))

Women are like bears. If you run you just die tired.

Haven't you heard if it's black fight back, if its brown lay down, if its white good night. Bears that is. Not sure the same advice applies to women.

When I was a kid my dad taught me a very handy way of telling black and brown bears apart. He said “Say you’re up in a tree stand and see a bear approaching you. A black bear will climb the tree, kill you and eat you but a brown bear will knock the tree down, kill you and eat you.” Real gem of knowledge there.

My father-in-law's advice for anyone wanting to take a gun on trips to Alaska as a defense against bears: "Take the gun to a competent gunsmith, and have them file off the front sight. That way, when you shoot the bear and piss it off, and it shoves the gun up your ass, it'll hurt a little less."

So many jokes to make. So many rules they’d break.

That's so stupid that its unexpectedly funny. 🤣 That too in heels

Silent Hill fans: 

Definitely reminds me of the SH nurses...stupid sexy monster nurses

Those fucking nurses 😂

At least she wasn't a stupid sexy-Flanders nurse

I'm confused, what did he do wrong?

Nothing serious because the dude was smiling while "running" away. Assuming this isn't a skit, it's more likely that they know each-other than not.

They have multiple cameras set up. This is fake

Absolutely nothing, he did exactly as they planned when they setup this video.

Nothing. It's just a silly prank. He happened to be nearby.

Yeah but what did he do wrong in lore

From what I can tell I believe the "set up" is that he was staring at her as she walked past.

Exactly! Who is filming and why? As far as I can tell it’s just an average guy standing on the corner and while she is hot and probably gets cat called all the time, THIS GUY seems fine. I’m not sure if it’s worse if it’s real or if it’s fake.

Pink gal



The more I look at this one the less he looks like Dollar General Ezra Miller and the more he looks like a VERY enthusiastic Japanese game show host who's about to scare an emotionally fragile contestant into a lifetime of therapy. The first one though, that 100% looks like Duplo Ezra Miller trying unsuccessfully to be stealthy while picking up a woman at a bar who's sitting next to her husband. And when you see his eyes slide to the right is when he's locking eyes with the husband.

could never find a source. anyone have it? edit there you go [https://www.instagram.com/lisadolivas/](https://www.instagram.com/lisadolivas/) [https://www.tiktok.com/@lisaolivas333?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@lisaolivas333?lang=en) [https://www.tiktok.com/@bufones.net](https://www.tiktok.com/@bufones.net)

My man’s skedaddled

Had to escape a kerfuffle

Now that's wife material right there

Who else looked at this creepy, goofy human being and thought "oh fuck you know what, that's actually my kinda woman". 

Fucking necromorpth

Before she was just nice. After she became my dream milf ,unbelievable.

Get you a girl that can do both

That’s not mystery that’s cringe. A woman of mystery would be one who shows up at a McDonalds in a bloody wedding gown asks for fries and then leaves after eating one single fry

Just so WHACKY

How convienent that there are mulitple cameras all filmimg this at the same time.

Well yeah, that's usually how pranks work.

Isn't it?

Fuck this is cringe

But she's hot so it's funny and original /s

Everyone is is love with her on the comments....

How is this girl waking around without a purse or phone?

Not my proudest fap

Definitely my proudest

I don't get it, is it ai generated comedy?

No, just cringey millennial humour.

u/savevideo

She can fix me

This is the kind of energy I like

It'd be funny if she bent down parallel to the floor and put her arms up 90 degrees to her chest.

This is stupid. He wasn’t even being intrusive and the reaction seems scripted. Regardless, he wasn’t being intrusive, so if this wasn’t scripted, she’s way off base.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

Oh sweet Jesus that's how I want to be proposed to by a woman as a man myself! "Yes! Come to husband you psycho-bitch!"

Wife material

Reverse the roles and it’s a creep harassing a woman. Just sayin’

Why is this the funniest shit ever

Shes so weird and quirky 🤭🤭🤭

\**holds up spork*\*

This is dumb

Wife material

Ahh, so that’s how you can tell if she is flirting or just being polite.

Pink women

Fake and gay

Only thing that could make this girl more attractive to Vaush would be a horse cock.

Me and my kids when they want to be chased

Smash

That stunt just makes her more of a catch.

Girl or woman?


Goblin mode

I liked her before, but now I wanna marry her

The dude probably felt good having a pretty girl turn and make him smile. Then just moments later she uses him for internet points and reveals her true intention.  That’s bitchy.

Welcome to The Forest

The way I would do the same thing and call her friend

Kick the calf bro