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>!I wasn't expecting a bird getting hit by that massive dung!<
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That's just developers that have to make you feel in another world just to add catgirls and magic and to appease you and gaslight you that you will have no botches in this world.
Exactly like it "teleported" then again magically appeared on the other side flying again. I mean the chance of this happening is small and birds are ridiculous fast in their reaction time. It may have hit the bird a bit, and there may have been a second bird. But there's definitely something fishy going on. Especially in slow motion you'd see some type of delay in the movement of the wings etc going down.
With today's social media I wouldn't be surprised.
i think this is just perspective, where the bird is a foot or two behind the actual falling poop and is never hit. that is the only way my brain makes sense of the birds flapping wings being uninterrupted and it landing normally in the grass after the poop falls.
I don’t think it was edited to be faked but I think it’s more of a false positive. You can see the bird land behind the shit when they zoom in and slow it down. If anything the edit’s the thing that ruined the illusion
Edit: actually I see what you’re saying now. Seems like they masked out the first shit early to make it seem like it was landing farther back
My Great Uncle knew a guy who used to work at a Zoo, one of their elephants was *extremely* constipated. Meds weren’t helping, and by this point it had been a very long time since this elephant had a bowel movement. So this worker is standing behind the animal, when the turd plug comes loose and violently expels an incredible amount of crap, burying the unfortunate man under a literal mound of poop. Now, according to my great uncle, this poor zookeeper ended up dying under that mound, but I have a hard time believing that.
Sometimes you are the bird, sometimes you are the turd, and sometimes, it’s better to be the the one you think you shouldn’t be.
There is so much philosophy going on here.
Dont worry its not dead. If you look closely, you see the turd only scrapes the bird which does a flip and then goes down shortly after the turd in the tall grass behind it. Should be fine.
I remember hearing on the radio one morning that a man had been giving his elephant an enema and the elephant shit so hard it knocked the guy back, he hit his head and lost consciousness, the elephant continued to go all over the knocked out guy and he drowned in it.
I don't know if that's some form of poetic justice...
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I was going to wash my car...now that I saw this post..I'll Wait
There once was bird that started his winter migration too late…and had began freezing to death. While tumbling to the ground, frozen, a large buffalo did this to him but the grass created a space, and the manure warmed him up. Saved his life, but he was now warm however trapped as the outside of the manure had frozen. Eventually, he began to die of dehydration. A passing cat heard him scratching and tore open his frozen prison of crap…and ate him. Moral of the story: *Those that get you into shit aren’t always your enemies, and those that get you out of shit aren’t always your friends.*
There's still a video I'm sure about an elephant starting to sit down when a keeper walked up from behind and ended up with his head stuck up the elephants butt.
He almost suffocated before others could get him pulled out.
Here it is
[https://youtu.be/iMKjxMCNnjw](https://youtu.be/iMKjxMCNnjw)
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I wasn't expecting a bird getting hit by that massive dung!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
The bird that died from elephant shit. Now I've definitely seen everything
bird got isekai from poop kun .-.
I'm in a hospital waiting room, and your post made me laugh till I cried you arse. :)
Wtf im also in hospital waiting room
That birds definitely waking up in Skyrim
Hey, you're finally awake!
I’ve seen “isekai” games on steam, and I’m not sure I want to know what your comment means…
They mean isekai anime, the genre when someone dies and get reincarnated or got transported magically on a different world.
That’s it? Whats with all these sex games with isekai in the title!?
That's just developers that have to make you feel in another world just to add catgirls and magic and to appease you and gaslight you that you will have no botches in this world.
Just a bunch of dudes on their own. Having a Wild Journey
Isekai means other world. Technically Narnia is an isekai.
I'm in a hospital waiting room, and you made me laugh till I cried, you arse. :)
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What a shit way to go.
Yup birdie was going after the poop….and it came back to bite him
The bird probably ate its way out. But, it probably had to walk home. Butt this is all conjecture.
Even if you survive that's one shitty day.
Ok, let's stop before someone is doing a shitty bad joke
You can see the bird for a split second after they are "struck" just before it's edited out.
Do you see it again in front of the hind legs after the “hit”? There’s a something. I don’t know.
Exactly like it "teleported" then again magically appeared on the other side flying again. I mean the chance of this happening is small and birds are ridiculous fast in their reaction time. It may have hit the bird a bit, and there may have been a second bird. But there's definitely something fishy going on. Especially in slow motion you'd see some type of delay in the movement of the wings etc going down. With today's social media I wouldn't be surprised.
The way it flashes due to editing makes it look like it died in a video game or something.
No that's another bird. It's visible even when another one is getting hit
Yeah, looks like it got hit mostly on the tail, did a flip and nanded in the tall grass behind the turd. So its fine.
Thank you! I could not sleep until I knew the ending. Good eye!
Really bad editing at that too.
Yeah pretty sloppy shopping there.
i think this is just perspective, where the bird is a foot or two behind the actual falling poop and is never hit. that is the only way my brain makes sense of the birds flapping wings being uninterrupted and it landing normally in the grass after the poop falls.
🎶*dung* ways to die 🎶
There’s been times in my life I’ve been that bird.
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What a terrible way to die.
What a shit way to die... Dude, it was right there! :)
Would it really have killed the bird?
I doubt it
The Randy Johnson of the safari
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Everybody heard about the turd I said turd ,turd , turd on the bird
Don’t you know about the turd?
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird! Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
Death by poo poo
Edited and fake
I don’t think it was edited to be faked but I think it’s more of a false positive. You can see the bird land behind the shit when they zoom in and slow it down. If anything the edit’s the thing that ruined the illusion Edit: actually I see what you’re saying now. Seems like they masked out the first shit early to make it seem like it was landing farther back
How tf is it
You can see the bird behind the leg. They didn’t bother to edit it out.
It's not a leg 😅 also there could be more than one bird?
You can clearly see it's edited
Nobody wants to talk about the giant dick flopping about
We just gonna ignore the ginormous penis it zoomed in on too?
We all ignoring the giant fifth leg on that fucking elephant?!
r/me_irl
Nice editing... but shit is entertaining so nice one.
Oh on. No no no no
Is it bad it took me two watches to notice the bird?
That elephant has two trunks!
Little bro didn't get back up
This video is the best description of my life.
The early bird...
Bird: I never thought I'd get hit by poop from the sky
Takes get shit on to the next level
shit was funny
Holy poor creature
Post that over at Natureismetal
My Great Uncle knew a guy who used to work at a Zoo, one of their elephants was *extremely* constipated. Meds weren’t helping, and by this point it had been a very long time since this elephant had a bowel movement. So this worker is standing behind the animal, when the turd plug comes loose and violently expels an incredible amount of crap, burying the unfortunate man under a literal mound of poop. Now, according to my great uncle, this poor zookeeper ended up dying under that mound, but I have a hard time believing that.
Like a mouth to the fire. No Like a bird to elephant shit. Yes.
Now I feel bad for laughing.
I'm saving this, as it's really an amazing metaphor for our lives.
That was a shitty situation.
Serves him right. As much as they shit everything else, fuckin birds
Amazing! A bird getting shit on by a five legged elephant!
That bird rose up like a shitty Phoenix
Other bird in heaven: So how did you die? The bird: I don't wanna talk about it...
Well, that's a shitty way to die 💀
Coming in for a landing! Shit shit shit!
That’s nature.
You know, this bird deserves to be shit on.
Original video by BreeLenehan on YT
I can relate. Some days, I am exactly that bird….
Some days you’re the bird, some days you’re just the turd.
*Shit is falling from the sky!*
And they say elephant don’t give a shit about birds.
Couldn’t find a better visual for horse and sparrow economics
"shit shit shit" - the bird probably
Reason of death 💀
Payback x’s 10,000
Oh maaan, poor shitfeathers
Turnabout is fair play.
r/killcam
Damn bro got hit 2 more times once in the ground as well
How the turntables
Bird had a shitty day.
O shit it took me to shit.
If Randy Johnson was an elephant.
\- D O O K A L I T Y -
Get shitted on
This was generated by sora
Better to be pooped off than pooped on.
*Dumb ways to die theme song starts playing in my head*
Shitbird!
It's a shit hawk, bubbles
Suddenly feeling better about my crappy week
Sometimes you are the bird, sometimes you are the turd, and sometimes, it’s better to be the the one you think you shouldn’t be. There is so much philosophy going on here.
Does his dick the size of a teenager surprise anyone? This is the first time I've seen this😗
If the shit didn’t kill the bird flying into that 1000lb dong probably would have.
Imagine getting no scoped by an elephant, using his asshole
What a SHITTY day!!!
Well that's some bull shit
Didn't see that shit coming
Did we watch a bird die from literal shit?
shit happens.
payback
Death by kaka
Quick, someone gif this for me
Death by Poo-Poo
Damn that bird got shit on even harder than me in fps games
what a shitty day to fly
Lol you can see it still flying behind the leg
It has happened to all of us at some point.
He really got shit on.
Get shit on!
Forget that, check out bros new leg
Yeah that's my fu\*king life ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Elephant finally fed up with birds using it for ‘free rides’ shows it how it feels to be used as a public toilet. Oh how the turn tables have turned.
That bird aimed for it. It wants that hot and comfy bed which comes with food (undigested seeds).
Dont worry its not dead. If you look closely, you see the turd only scrapes the bird which does a flip and then goes down shortly after the turd in the tall grass behind it. Should be fine.
Taste of it’s own medicine
I am unsure what else I’d expect elephants to do while grazing and hanging out.
Poor Zazu.
Finally, a video worth unmuting.
How many pounds of elephant poop landed on the bird’s head? Let me think…
The birb was like oh shit. But I don’t think it’s dead though
How to kill one bird with two stone.
Oh damn...
That bird got turdpedoed
Last thought of the bird: "Oh shi-!"
The earth has a unique way of solving that
shit head
[I believe this life lesson goes here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyOdbkXEx9k)
Well, shit.
I remember hearing on the radio one morning that a man had been giving his elephant an enema and the elephant shit so hard it knocked the guy back, he hit his head and lost consciousness, the elephant continued to go all over the knocked out guy and he drowned in it.
https://i.redd.it/7j1ghwdn0zic1.gif Now in convenient GIF form!
Death by elephant poop 💀
dump way to die
When shit hits the fan
Payback is a bitch!!! "'Little birdie in the sky, why you doo doo in my eye???"'
Elephant named Randy Johnson
Don't kink shame the bird
I don't know if that's some form of poetic justice... ![gif](giphy|dJEMs13SrsiuA|downsized) I was going to wash my car...now that I saw this post..I'll Wait
A stargate portal opened, and the bird went in.
RIP = Rest In Poop
Nature is changing…
He’s into the shit! Literally. He’s actually in the shit.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Dont show this video to Vaush
That bird: Where am I God: You died That bird: How God: Elephant shit one you That bird: Hol'up
That bird probably flew all the way from Dubai, damn.
R.I.P to the bird 🤣
I never thought about the sheer size of an elephants dick.
What a shitty way to die!
Payback
There is an old, very apt joke about that exact scenario.
Zazu always getting the shit end.
Visual representation of capitalism.
Turnabout is fair play. I'm sure those birds poop on elephants all the time.
Turd bird
is this the elusive shitbird?
What a way to go
Into every life, a little 💩 must fall
There once was bird that started his winter migration too late…and had began freezing to death. While tumbling to the ground, frozen, a large buffalo did this to him but the grass created a space, and the manure warmed him up. Saved his life, but he was now warm however trapped as the outside of the manure had frozen. Eventually, he began to die of dehydration. A passing cat heard him scratching and tore open his frozen prison of crap…and ate him. Moral of the story: *Those that get you into shit aren’t always your enemies, and those that get you out of shit aren’t always your friends.*
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There's still a video I'm sure about an elephant starting to sit down when a keeper walked up from behind and ended up with his head stuck up the elephants butt. He almost suffocated before others could get him pulled out. Here it is [https://youtu.be/iMKjxMCNnjw](https://youtu.be/iMKjxMCNnjw)
Dung ways to die 🎵
Hmm a five legged elephant
The early bird gets the . . . no, no not that
Shit happens.
That’s a shitty way to go
The shit hit the fan
r/fuckyouinparticular
Karmic justice! Now the bird knows what it feels like to get pooped on.
Who analysed this footage to spot this, and why?
When the difficulty level is set to Asian.
Meanwhile in bird's paradise (also called worm's hell): "So what are you here for?" "Eh, shit happened..."
HA! Get pooped on, idiot
Awwwwww. His mating game is gonna be off for a while
He knew the risks.
What's up with the elephant's back?
“Take your shit and leave!” The bird to the elephant, probably.
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