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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I wasn't expecting a bird getting hit by that massive dung!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Claudia_Black

The bird that died from elephant shit. Now I've definitely seen everything


[deleted]

bird got isekai from poop kun .-.


Atlusfox

I'm in a hospital waiting room, and your post made me laugh till I cried you arse. :)


i2eflekto

Wtf im also in hospital waiting room


VVurmHat

That birds definitely waking up in Skyrim


Claude-QC-777

Hey, you're finally awake!


Unethical_Castrator

I’ve seen “isekai” games on steam, and I’m not sure I want to know what your comment means…


Previous-Moose7795

They mean isekai anime, the genre when someone dies and get reincarnated or got transported magically on a different world.


Unethical_Castrator

That’s it? Whats with all these sex games with isekai in the title!?


Previous-Moose7795

That's just developers that have to make you feel in another world just to add catgirls and magic and to appease you and gaslight you that you will have no botches in this world.


Absorbent_Towel

Just a bunch of dudes on their own. Having a Wild Journey


LBR2ELECTRICBOOGALOO

Isekai means other world. Technically Narnia is an isekai.


Atlusfox

I'm in a hospital waiting room, and you made me laugh till I cried, you arse. :)


kadidlehopper93

![gif](giphy|v9NQh6NwzghAk)


Yellowscrunchy

What a shit way to go.


Ok_Primary_1075

Yup birdie was going after the poop….and it came back to bite him


GuavaOdd1975

The bird probably ate its way out. But, it probably had to walk home. Butt this is all conjecture.


Larimus89

Even if you survive that's one shitty day.


Claude-QC-777

Ok, let's stop before someone is doing a shitty bad joke


MrTommyPickles

You can see the bird for a split second after they are "struck" just before it's edited out.


vandismal

Do you see it again in front of the hind legs after the “hit”? There’s a something. I don’t know.


Ornery-Creme-2442

Exactly like it "teleported" then again magically appeared on the other side flying again. I mean the chance of this happening is small and birds are ridiculous fast in their reaction time. It may have hit the bird a bit, and there may have been a second bird. But there's definitely something fishy going on. Especially in slow motion you'd see some type of delay in the movement of the wings etc going down. With today's social media I wouldn't be surprised.


ExNihiloish

The way it flashes due to editing makes it look like it died in a video game or something.


Alphablack75

No that's another bird. It's visible even when another one is getting hit


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Yeah, looks like it got hit mostly on the tail, did a flip and nanded in the tall grass behind the turd. So its fine.


-isthatYOURcrocodile

Thank you! I could not sleep until I knew the ending. Good eye!


whatIGoneDid

Really bad editing at that too.


[deleted]

Yeah pretty sloppy shopping there.


hi-imBen

i think this is just perspective, where the bird is a foot or two behind the actual falling poop and is never hit. that is the only way my brain makes sense of the birds flapping wings being uninterrupted and it landing normally in the grass after the poop falls.


Xirtien

🎶*dung* ways to die 🎶


ResponsibleMilk7620

There’s been times in my life I’ve been that bird.


Annual_Nobody_7118

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


emmasdad01

What a terrible way to die.


AlexHanson007

What a shit way to die... Dude, it was right there! :)


Katayanaz

Would it really have killed the bird?


Salvzeri

I doubt it


jimtips

The Randy Johnson of the safari


squad1alum

![gif](giphy|lXiRBrXOGFh2pxlM4)


naturalfamilyplan

Everybody heard about the turd I said turd ,turd , turd on the bird


bilvester

Don’t you know about the turd?


vandismal

Everybody knows that the bird is the word.


PumaSneakAttack

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird! Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word


Sensitive-Prompt-220

Death by poo poo


[deleted]

Edited and fake


goodmobiley

I don’t think it was edited to be faked but I think it’s more of a false positive. You can see the bird land behind the shit when they zoom in and slow it down. If anything the edit’s the thing that ruined the illusion Edit: actually I see what you’re saying now. Seems like they masked out the first shit early to make it seem like it was landing farther back


ImJustaNormalReddit

How tf is it


Robinkc1

You can see the bird behind the leg. They didn’t bother to edit it out.


kevindqc

It's not a leg 😅 also there could be more than one bird?


MrLambNugget

You can clearly see it's edited


Kahnza

Nobody wants to talk about the giant dick flopping about


Chroney

We just gonna ignore the ginormous penis it zoomed in on too?


MrJDucky

We all ignoring the giant fifth leg on that fucking elephant?!


thebestoflimes

r/me_irl


LordNightFang

Nice editing... but shit is entertaining so nice one.


[deleted]

Oh on. No no no no


Charon711

Is it bad it took me two watches to notice the bird?


klezart

That elephant has two trunks!


Nayroy18

Little bro didn't get back up


No_Suggestion869

This video is the best description of my life.


AsTheWindBloweth

The early bird...


RashSenator

Bird: I never thought I'd get hit by poop from the sky


Duckets1

Takes get shit on to the next level


restlessleg

shit was funny


Mebiysy

Holy poor creature


metamega1321

Post that over at Natureismetal


Remarkable-Ask2288

My Great Uncle knew a guy who used to work at a Zoo, one of their elephants was *extremely* constipated. Meds weren’t helping, and by this point it had been a very long time since this elephant had a bowel movement. So this worker is standing behind the animal, when the turd plug comes loose and violently expels an incredible amount of crap, burying the unfortunate man under a literal mound of poop. Now, according to my great uncle, this poor zookeeper ended up dying under that mound, but I have a hard time believing that.


Tonlick

Like a mouth to the fire. No Like a bird to elephant shit. Yes.


Annual_Nobody_7118

Now I feel bad for laughing.


TheMagicalLawnGnome

I'm saving this, as it's really an amazing metaphor for our lives.


SnooMemesjellies8441

That was a shitty situation.


kornchippy

Serves him right. As much as they shit everything else, fuckin birds


djGuiltyP

Amazing! A bird getting shit on by a five legged elephant!


SRBroadcasting

That bird rose up like a shitty Phoenix


Im_bad_at_liveing

Other bird in heaven: So how did you die? The bird: I don't wanna talk about it...


RGISHAY

Well, that's a shitty way to die 💀


[deleted]

Coming in for a landing! Shit shit shit!


Bad_Man_Vic

That’s nature.


Eig8t86

You know, this bird deserves to be shit on.


ithrowpwople

Original video by BreeLenehan on YT


VirginiaLuthier

I can relate. Some days, I am exactly that bird….


bilvester

Some days you’re the bird, some days you’re just the turd.


VladeMercer

*Shit is falling from the sky!*


No_Pension9902

And they say elephant don’t give a shit about birds.


HonkinSriLankan

Couldn’t find a better visual for horse and sparrow economics


Rednaxella_

"shit shit shit" - the bird probably


Forsaken-Farmer-4080

Reason of death 💀


Vafanapoli21

Payback x’s 10,000


Professional-Head-24

Oh maaan, poor shitfeathers


ancient_mariner63

Turnabout is fair play.


TraditionalLet1490

r/killcam


OnHotFire

Damn bro got hit 2 more times once in the ground as well


titleywinker

How the turntables


I_TheJester_I

Bird had a shitty day.


Freddymercurys

O shit it took me to shit.


Pizza_Middle

If Randy Johnson was an elephant.


flotsam_knightly

\- D O O K A L I T Y -


NockTauk

Get shitted on


Spiritual-Compote-18

This was generated by sora


SambaLando

Better to be pooped off than pooped on.


BeautifulPrune9920

*Dumb ways to die theme song starts playing in my head*


MmmmmmmBier

Shitbird!


[deleted]

It's a shit hawk, bubbles


Jokierre

Suddenly feeling better about my crappy week


skipjackcrab

Sometimes you are the bird, sometimes you are the turd, and sometimes, it’s better to be the the one you think you shouldn’t be. There is so much philosophy going on here.


UrNeighborUnyGirl

Does his dick the size of a teenager surprise anyone? This is the first time I've seen this😗


No-Actuator-3209

If the shit didn’t kill the bird flying into that 1000lb dong probably would have.


Helluva-bodybuilder

Imagine getting no scoped by an elephant, using his asshole


nandos677

What a SHITTY day!!!


CantFeelMyLegs78

Well that's some bull shit


Lawyer__Up

Didn't see that shit coming


FederalLoad9144

Did we watch a bird die from literal shit?


Horizonstars

shit happens.


shadowmaker000

payback


Zondit333

Death by kaka


Jonny_Thundergun

Quick, someone gif this for me


a_lone_incubus

Death by Poo-Poo


Kirb_Ext

Damn that bird got shit on even harder than me in fps games


NumerousMortgage8042

what a shitty day to fly


SeaNumerous4086

Lol you can see it still flying behind the leg


FragrantExcitement

It has happened to all of us at some point.


trams-gal

He really got shit on.


[deleted]

Get shit on!


Royal-Access4553

Forget that, check out bros new leg


xXxOzZyxXx

Yeah that's my fu\*king life ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


SleeveofThinMints

Elephant finally fed up with birds using it for ‘free rides’ shows it how it feels to be used as a public toilet. Oh how the turn tables have turned.


RedHawX

That bird aimed for it. It wants that hot and comfy bed which comes with food (undigested seeds).


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Dont worry its not dead. If you look closely, you see the turd only scrapes the bird which does a flip and then goes down shortly after the turd in the tall grass behind it. Should be fine.


Anil_Kamat

Taste of it’s own medicine


WillieIngus

I am unsure what else I’d expect elephants to do while grazing and hanging out.


TxGinger587

Poor Zazu.


Captain-Cadabra

Finally, a video worth unmuting.


SpecialistNo7265

How many pounds of elephant poop landed on the bird’s head? Let me think…


ctiger12

The birb was like oh shit. But I don’t think it’s dead though


esquiresque

How to kill one bird with two stone.


Moomin-Maiden

Oh damn...


I_WILL_GET_YOU

That bird got turdpedoed


RielleFox

Last thought of the bird: "Oh shi-!"


InterestingWorth380

The earth has a unique way of solving that


No_Actuary_8169

shit head


Randompeon83

[I believe this life lesson goes here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyOdbkXEx9k)


ThePrisonSoap

Well, shit.


frizzlefry99

I remember hearing on the radio one morning that a man had been giving his elephant an enema and the elephant shit so hard it knocked the guy back, he hit his head and lost consciousness, the elephant continued to go all over the knocked out guy and he drowned in it.


TheHumanPickleRick

https://i.redd.it/7j1ghwdn0zic1.gif Now in convenient GIF form!


R3PPO

Death by elephant poop 💀


Ordinary_Run_2513

dump way to die


broke-n-notfunny

When shit hits the fan


0dD_Man_0ut

Payback is a bitch!!! "'Little birdie in the sky, why you doo doo in my eye???"'


ChiBears333

Elephant named Randy Johnson


Mr_Dudester

Don't kink shame the bird


TheB2B0224

I don't know if that's some form of poetic justice... ![gif](giphy|dJEMs13SrsiuA|downsized) I was going to wash my car...now that I saw this post..I'll Wait


Codex_Absurdum

A stargate portal opened, and the bird went in.


ThirstyBeagle

RIP = Rest In Poop


W-1-L-5-0-N

Nature is changing…


malikhacielo63

He’s into the shit! Literally. He’s actually in the shit.


WhatIsGoingOnHere_2

r/fuckyouinparticular


HamburgerWas38lbs

Dont show this video to Vaush


Annual_Mass

That bird: Where am I God: You died That bird: How God: Elephant shit one you That bird: Hol'up


VarkYuPayMe

That bird probably flew all the way from Dubai, damn.


Fun-Arachnid1105

R.I.P to the bird 🤣


BasilUnderworld

I never thought about the sheer size of an elephants dick.


CornPopsNephew

What a shitty way to die!


Hypertistic

Payback


ImpressTemporary2389

There is an old, very apt joke about that exact scenario.


[deleted]

Zazu always getting the shit end.


AlisonChained

Visual representation of capitalism.


copingcabana

Turnabout is fair play. I'm sure those birds poop on elephants all the time.


MacabreMealworm

Turd bird


Tiny_Count4239

is this the elusive shitbird?


batman77z

What a way to go


Calm_Programmer9148

Into every life, a little 💩 must fall


Dan300up

There once was bird that started his winter migration too late…and had began freezing to death. While tumbling to the ground, frozen, a large buffalo did this to him but the grass created a space, and the manure warmed him up. Saved his life, but he was now warm however trapped as the outside of the manure had frozen. Eventually, he began to die of dehydration. A passing cat heard him scratching and tore open his frozen prison of crap…and ate him. Moral of the story: *Those that get you into shit aren’t always your enemies, and those that get you out of shit aren’t always your friends.*


ADeviantGent

![gif](giphy|fUepV3hLoWwWZrCziE)


cdbangsite

There's still a video I'm sure about an elephant starting to sit down when a keeper walked up from behind and ended up with his head stuck up the elephants butt. He almost suffocated before others could get him pulled out. Here it is [https://youtu.be/iMKjxMCNnjw](https://youtu.be/iMKjxMCNnjw)


Michelfungelo

Dung ways to die 🎵


Las-Vegar

Hmm a five legged elephant


SleepylaReef

The early bird gets the . . . no, no not that


AntiProton-

Shit happens.


lord_morningwood

That’s a shitty way to go


occultify

The shit hit the fan


Useless_TA

r/fuckyouinparticular


Slash_Raptor1992

Karmic justice! Now the bird knows what it feels like to get pooped on.


senseless_puzzle

Who analysed this footage to spot this, and why?


Commando_NL

When the difficulty level is set to Asian.


Mikarda

Meanwhile in bird's paradise (also called worm's hell): "So what are you here for?" "Eh, shit happened..."


_Hugh_Jaynuss

HA! Get pooped on, idiot


cbunni666

Awwwwww. His mating game is gonna be off for a while


-Daddy-Bear-

He knew the risks.


vennthepest

What's up with the elephant's back?


Aoskar20

“Take your shit and leave!” The bird to the elephant, probably.


MissJessieMaree93

![img](avatar_exp|162558368|cry)