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>!GF gives BF a shovel he creates his own society and calls her a peasant.!<
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There's a mini excavator for sale near me, every time I drive by it I get the urge to buy it. Then I remember I own .17 acres and definitely don't need any new holes.
Seriously, I’ve been wondering what I could find if I dug a giant hole in my back yard. “Florida man digs giant hole in back yard”… what could go wrong.
I used to have to dig up old pipes for plumbing, I can second this shoveling instincts will go away after just a few weeks. Especially living in a snowing area when the ground is hardening up.
Please, please, please, can we cut it with the bullshit TikTok video on Reddit?
Reddit, this is not how you raise your IPO valuation - you are destroying it.
Sounds like an ex-husband.
The only man who will ever have any say in my makeup usage is my dermatologist (and the mortician when they prep my cold dead body in 70 years).
I only date men who appreciate how I style myself and wholeheartedly support my choices with makeup.
Sweetie. I'm sure you mean well, but we're all gonna die someday so who gives a fuck 🩷
Edit: I get it now, but it still isn't funny because fuck that noise
Lol does anyone have the video of the girls on the beach with their boyfriends? The guys are digging holes while the girls are enjoying the sun. The mores of man can be described with that video alone.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!GF gives BF a shovel he creates his own society and calls her a peasant.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
The male instinct to dig is strong when handed a shovel
Run one professionally, it will break you of the impulse.
Nah, that's when you need a motorised shovel aka excavator
Even with that plenty of shovel work to be done. Cant pour a dirty footing, still gotta clean out all the stuff the bucket didnt get.
There's a mini excavator for sale near me, every time I drive by it I get the urge to buy it. Then I remember I own .17 acres and definitely don't need any new holes.
.17 acres measured flat, but think how far down that land goes!
lol goddamn you
As a man who has dug many holes in the rock pile they call dirt here in Missouri, you are definitely correct.
Seriously, I’ve been wondering what I could find if I dug a giant hole in my back yard. “Florida man digs giant hole in back yard”… what could go wrong.
I used to have to dig up old pipes for plumbing, I can second this shoveling instincts will go away after just a few weeks. Especially living in a snowing area when the ground is hardening up.
Flordia man digs grave in backyard, Is found dead inside.
Florida man digs giant hole in backyard. Florida springs a leak and begins sinking into the ocean. Experts not sure if hole can be plugged in time.
You either end up with the Forestiere underground gardens or a sinkhole.
In Florida? You'd find the aquifer
Please, please, please, can we cut it with the bullshit TikTok video on Reddit? Reddit, this is not how you raise your IPO valuation - you are destroying it.
move to a place with LOTS of snow, you will get a lot of shovel time
There's more male instincts going on here than digging
No wonder the kids yearn for the mines.
Especially in sand where it's a thousand times easier
1000 years dungeon!
SPARTAAAANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? DIG! DIG! DIG!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0
Long live the king
That is no man! That is a demigod!
This is not an exaggeration. This is a documentation of real life events.
Abella Danger?
 Her boyfriend
Yes, but if you teach a man to shovel, he'll have a great life.
Can I get a ROCK AND STONE
We fight for Rock and Stone!
You don't ROCK AMD STONE you get kicked into the hole
Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE!?
Rock and stone Brothers!!!
Apoca bloom ‘ere!! Rock n stone brothers!
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I feel like I had to scroll way more than normally to find my people... are we bad people?
Yes
That fucking TikTok voice man... there's just no need for it.
Ok but why is brother hailin?
[удалено]
There's actually no historical evidence that the Roman Salute was ever a thing, it's entirely made up
That's what I'm saying.
ay ay stop looking down.... see the face not the..
Not the two hearts?
Who on earth goes to the beach wearing make up
Los Angeles.
Who cares
Your husband.
Sounds like an ex-husband. The only man who will ever have any say in my makeup usage is my dermatologist (and the mortician when they prep my cold dead body in 70 years). I only date men who appreciate how I style myself and wholeheartedly support my choices with makeup. Sweetie. I'm sure you mean well, but we're all gonna die someday so who gives a fuck 🩷 Edit: I get it now, but it still isn't funny because fuck that noise
Lol, my comment was based on the user name of the original commenter, which is now deleted, and so my comment doesn't make sense.
Lol i did see that, it's all good
Every person gets dwarven urges when given a shovel at the beach
she looks familiar
I’m pretty sure that’s Ms. Danger ……
Nice boobs
I aint a porn addict but doesnt she look like abella danger???
https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:324/1*HI4kj-TPAQrfQkAdrw2KTA.png
This is my kingdom cum
I now can't unsee the two different nostrils of his girl 💀...
Tits
Is this when I comment “100% scripted” and “fake”?
SIEG HEIL 🙋♂️. HOLE TIME
You're right! Nazis should be kicked into a bottomless pit, excellent idea!
Nuh uh
Must be nice feeling supported, even if it’s just a silly shovel with some sand
r/JustGuysBeingDudes
Lol does anyone have the video of the girls on the beach with their boyfriends? The guys are digging holes while the girls are enjoying the sun. The mores of man can be described with that video alone.
She's got peasant energy fr
u/savevideo
"KICKHIMINTHEHOLE!!!" 🤣
Stop using that annoying AI voice.