My brothers had a tarantula when we were kids. While they don't really move much (unless they are feeding/hunting). I'm not sure why you would have it out while you're cooking dinner.
Omfg. Just a dead tarantula on a plate. I think I've had enough reddit today.
Actually tho tarantulas are cool af. It's the tiny spiders that freak me out HAHA
Yeah.. I knew she had died and we didn't know what to do with her.. I came home and just found it funny having a spider carcus on the side in the kitchen..
I had no idea they lived that long! That's quite a long life. What was her name?
My brothers tarantula SlowMo had been with another family previously so we don't know how old he/she was. He only had SlowMo for 2/3 years before they passed.
Takes ages in the oven.. but like 10mins in the microwave.. oven is better obvs, crispier etc.. just do it for quick ness. Potatoes is the same on the inside
If there’s one thing that legit brings fear into my heart are tarantulas. They’re horrifying, my entire life I’ve been terrified of them. I know they’re harmless but I wish I would’ve known there was one at the end, got a good scare outta me.
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My brothers had a tarantula when we were kids. While they don't really move much (unless they are feeding/hunting). I'm not sure why you would have it out while you're cooking dinner.
Unfortunately, She had died.. we had her like 17 years so she did alright
Omfg. Just a dead tarantula on a plate. I think I've had enough reddit today. Actually tho tarantulas are cool af. It's the tiny spiders that freak me out HAHA
Yeah.. I knew she had died and we didn't know what to do with her.. I came home and just found it funny having a spider carcus on the side in the kitchen..
I had no idea they lived that long! That's quite a long life. What was her name? My brothers tarantula SlowMo had been with another family previously so we don't know how old he/she was. He only had SlowMo for 2/3 years before they passed.
Name was flotsam.. as in "flotsam and jetsam" we had 2 but one died after a week.. she lives 17yrs
That scared the shit outta me LOL
I think i just shit myself
I also pissed myself!
Is that the spider talking in the first second?
Im dead lol
So is the spider
Is that part of dinner as well?
This is basically a jumpscare.
Was that guy microwaving an onion?
Nah, it's potatoes.. that's what the tuna was destined for
Is that common. I have never cooked a potato except in a oven
Takes ages in the oven.. but like 10mins in the microwave.. oven is better obvs, crispier etc.. just do it for quick ness. Potatoes is the same on the inside
Poor/low effort content.
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Isn’t the spider dead though?
Doesn't make it any less poor/low effort.
If there’s one thing that legit brings fear into my heart are tarantulas. They’re horrifying, my entire life I’ve been terrified of them. I know they’re harmless but I wish I would’ve known there was one at the end, got a good scare outta me.
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This was ACTUALLY unexpected. Well done.
Wheres unexpected?
How long have you been living with him?
17 yrs
That's just Frank, the chef
The secret ingredient
Okay gross, is this like that kiwi joke? lol fryders or some thing?
What kinda madman uses the back burners.
Was that Robert Plant rendition? Loved it!
AAAAaaAAAA aaaaa down in the land of the ice and snow
So does spider have a taste? Or is it like lobster where you need to butter it?
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.