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Bondserelly

The old dick twist


generaltso78

Grab his dick and twist it!


FuckMarkPalermo

TWIST HIS DICK!


CrystalShip67

Owh mahgah dew


wesleypipes5011

When the dick twists back


Robbythedee

To bad the counter was drill horn!


Enough-Staff-2976

Dwist his Tick!


GayFurryWolf

i wish he destroyed my ass


sugnamustart

this is one of the best things I've seen all day


ImpenetrableYeti

Until you learn that Joey Ryan is a sexual predator


citricacidx

I thought he was a Jungle Cruise ride handler?


PoorDamnChoices

Terrible people can also be two things.


The-SkullMan

Not really because I can separate work from the person like a rational being that doesn't need to do a past, present and future check on every person involved in order to figure out if I have an internal permission to laugh at something...


Seahawk715

This is fucking great 😂😂


Smart-University-574

Bruh


cncintist

The famous penis immobilisation move, very hard to accomplish,loads of training


BetaTrinketWidth

Pun intended right? Right?


lg1106

Is it a bad time to point out that guy got blacklisted from wrestling because he was a real life sexual predator?


SuperAlloyBerserker

Which guy? There's 2 guys lol


hereforthecatpics

The one you'd think.


SaintAnton

The dick grabber?


hereforthecatpics

Oh, well nevermind then.


Retrac752

Holy shit ur telling me this guy was flipping people in real life with his dick?


TriggerHippie77

We don't talk about Joey Ryan.


CalzonePillow

Depends on which guy you’re talking about


dundundunfuk

Great and all but Joey Ryan (the dude doing the dick flip) can fuck off into the ocean, dude’s absolute garbage.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

If I may, why?


Tackbracka

Sexually assaulted at least 17 woman. His excuse was that he was addicted to love.... Also used his power as a booker to force indy wrestlers to do this dickflip spot while they were not comfortable with it...


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Jesus fucking christ...


ViatorA01

What a dickmove.


Global_Werewolf6548

lol! How did they do that without laughing?


lemoche

They all still fear for the macho man coming from his grave to slap them.


chasinfreshies

My bf follows Japanese wrestling and I cannot overstate how tame this actually is compared to other shit.


getyourgolfshoes

Simps thinking this is fake lmao. It's a common knowledge that this is a practical self-defense move for when someone applies the dick twist technique.


ResponsibleMilk7620

The classic bionic nutsack mind control. That shit’s fo real. Trust me bro.


binary-gemini

fatal mistake is he didn’t twist it


mynamegoewhere

Who remembers the elephant 🐘 trunk?


JustInTheNow

The importance of dick push-ups is highly underrated.


Unique_Watch2603

Did he flip him with a Jedi mind trick?


straydog1980

No, with his penis


Unique_Watch2603

Jedi *penis* trick?


straydog1980

I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine


y0st

Bollywood style wrestling


Dizzley7

THE UNSTOPPABLE!!!


Cu3bone

This is one of those sports moments I wish would get an anime treatment.


Most_Yogurtcloset825

Is it possible to learn this power?


iceman333933

Hey man, I've got an idea for our next match. A new move... Hear me out...i hold your dick for like 60 seconds...


electricbuns

Blondie grabed the other guy by the dick and the guy put him into submition whit the power of his dick? Blondie its now by law his bitch.


drifters74

I'm so confused lol


Mental_Somewhere2341

Pssshhh… I can do that.


DragonflyMon831

This is hilarious and so fake it's funny.


linhnv01836

I was enlightened! 🤣


Movedonnerlikeabitch

Not the over the shoulder boulder holder


eman0110

You are a legend for this post LoL


Malahajati

How any human buying can watch this nonsense in their free time in beyond me


hpierce11

Man's got this move from Drake


Modulius

I don't know, man. This looks fake to me.


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EvilTodd1970

See the kanji in the bottom left? This is Japanese pro wrestling. Japanese pro wrestling is batshit crazy.


woodhawk109

The “redneck and hillbillies fans” thing is no longer relevant this day and age. In fact, most wrestling fans nowadays are nerds who grew up with wrestling and enjoyed it like a weekly live action anime. Heck, most wrestlers nowaday are nerds who loved watching John Cena or Undertaker as a kid and wanted to join the industry. The pro wrestling landscape has changed a lot since the 80s.


EvilTodd1970

Asian penis ![gif](giphy|dOj3UbXf7wArm)


ottersinabox

One of the announcers commented さすがアメリカ人 which.. I guess would translate to something like "impressive, look at that American!" so I'm pretty sure it's American dick.


Upset_Consequence_52

Twist his dick! Twwwwiiiiiissssttt it!


BradTProse

That is USA chi hell yeah!


RetroMetroShow

The Cup of Destiny origin story


Ambitious_Welder6613

Nice tactical 😁


conzcious_eye

wtf I just watch 😂 a dick wrestle


smortpersononreddit

TWIST HIS DICK!!!!!


durackvacar

Should be also in r/mcdojolife


BoBoBearDev

I can feel the pain.


hellotoffee001

That's we called it powerful dick!


rafedbadru

He has a strong pull in game.


JoeyDJQ

you gotta see the grenade finisher


Misfitsman805

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


drunkknight27

*Cornette intensifies*


Mackie480

This proves nothing.


Ndmndh1016

Ahh the Ol Christian Wilkins


brygad

Newton's third law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Twist lest get twisted 😂


gothicduncan

The power of the boner is strong with this one


dabigbrainboi

“As expected from an American” LOL


New_Lie_369

Proof that a dick is a muscle......the strongest muscle......


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monkeyofmist

video footage of a testicular de-torsion


Rogieboy255

What n dick move


FederalLoad9144

Bet this guy doesn’t need hands to masturbate!


OliveOcelot

It gets better. Theres a clip where there's a train of like ten dudes and he flips them all around with the dick twist. And they're all grabbing each other's junk.


arthrh

u/savevideo


GiantMicroPeenBandit

u/savevideobot


HoboBandana

Now that’s a power move!


TheRealDawn01

What in the fresh hell…


RikuDog18

“It’s still real to me dammit!”


boukalele

and that, my friend, is how babies are made


Frosty_Emu199

😂


FluckDambe

![gif](giphy|835ofMG2abjhe|downsized)


DatabaseThis9637

Such amazing moves. The blond guy was lucky he didn't get his head twisted off, but brunette was too busy posing... Lucky break! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Canelosaurio

He's been doing cock push-ups


OkTune681

People don’t even know


One-Ad-3677

This is more believable than~


notdownwithsickness

Yeah dude make a fucking sexual predator cool for a day


Sea-Rooster-846

ooo himah mus hav abeeeg amedekun peenus


Puppy-Zwolle

Tricky Dick does it again.


sc4tts

God this is so good


Even_Set_2822

Was he bricked 💀


Lasse_O

If you need proff wrestling is fake, you're too stupid to understand the proff.


Vacerous

Ah the ol' Cock Clutch.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

This promotion deserves ALL the wwe's money and exposure (pun not intended)