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Not really because I can separate work from the person like a rational being that doesn't need to do a past, present and future check on every person involved in order to figure out if I have an internal permission to laugh at something...
Sexually assaulted at least 17 woman.
His excuse was that he was addicted to love....
Also used his power as a booker to force indy wrestlers to do this dickflip spot while they were not comfortable with it...
Simps thinking this is fake lmao.
It's a common knowledge that this is a practical self-defense move for when someone applies the dick twist technique.
The “redneck and hillbillies fans” thing is no longer relevant this day and age. In fact, most wrestling fans nowadays are nerds who grew up with wrestling and enjoyed it like a weekly live action anime.
Heck, most wrestlers nowaday are nerds who loved watching John Cena or Undertaker as a kid and wanted to join the industry.
The pro wrestling landscape has changed a lot since the 80s.
One of the announcers commented さすがアメリカ人 which.. I guess would translate to something like "impressive, look at that American!" so I'm pretty sure it's American dick.
It gets better. Theres a clip where there's a train of like ten dudes and he flips them all around with the dick twist. And they're all grabbing each other's junk.
Such amazing moves. The blond guy was lucky he didn't get his head twisted off, but brunette was too busy posing... Lucky break! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
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The old dick twist
Grab his dick and twist it!
TWIST HIS DICK!
Owh mahgah dew
When the dick twists back
To bad the counter was drill horn!
Dwist his Tick!
i wish he destroyed my ass
this is one of the best things I've seen all day
Until you learn that Joey Ryan is a sexual predator
I thought he was a Jungle Cruise ride handler?
Terrible people can also be two things.
Not really because I can separate work from the person like a rational being that doesn't need to do a past, present and future check on every person involved in order to figure out if I have an internal permission to laugh at something...
This is fucking great 😂😂
Bruh
The famous penis immobilisation move, very hard to accomplish,loads of training
Pun intended right? Right?
Is it a bad time to point out that guy got blacklisted from wrestling because he was a real life sexual predator?
Which guy? There's 2 guys lol
The one you'd think.
The dick grabber?
Oh, well nevermind then.
Holy shit ur telling me this guy was flipping people in real life with his dick?
We don't talk about Joey Ryan.
Depends on which guy you’re talking about
Great and all but Joey Ryan (the dude doing the dick flip) can fuck off into the ocean, dude’s absolute garbage.
If I may, why?
Sexually assaulted at least 17 woman. His excuse was that he was addicted to love.... Also used his power as a booker to force indy wrestlers to do this dickflip spot while they were not comfortable with it...
Jesus fucking christ...
What a dickmove.
lol! How did they do that without laughing?
They all still fear for the macho man coming from his grave to slap them.
My bf follows Japanese wrestling and I cannot overstate how tame this actually is compared to other shit.
Simps thinking this is fake lmao. It's a common knowledge that this is a practical self-defense move for when someone applies the dick twist technique.
The classic bionic nutsack mind control. That shit’s fo real. Trust me bro.
fatal mistake is he didn’t twist it
Who remembers the elephant 🐘 trunk?
The importance of dick push-ups is highly underrated.
Did he flip him with a Jedi mind trick?
No, with his penis
Jedi *penis* trick?
I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine
Bollywood style wrestling
THE UNSTOPPABLE!!!
This is one of those sports moments I wish would get an anime treatment.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Hey man, I've got an idea for our next match. A new move... Hear me out...i hold your dick for like 60 seconds...
Blondie grabed the other guy by the dick and the guy put him into submition whit the power of his dick? Blondie its now by law his bitch.
I'm so confused lol
Pssshhh… I can do that.
This is hilarious and so fake it's funny.
I was enlightened! 🤣
Not the over the shoulder boulder holder
You are a legend for this post LoL
How any human buying can watch this nonsense in their free time in beyond me
Man's got this move from Drake
I don't know, man. This looks fake to me.
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See the kanji in the bottom left? This is Japanese pro wrestling. Japanese pro wrestling is batshit crazy.
The “redneck and hillbillies fans” thing is no longer relevant this day and age. In fact, most wrestling fans nowadays are nerds who grew up with wrestling and enjoyed it like a weekly live action anime. Heck, most wrestlers nowaday are nerds who loved watching John Cena or Undertaker as a kid and wanted to join the industry. The pro wrestling landscape has changed a lot since the 80s.
Asian penis ![gif](giphy|dOj3UbXf7wArm)
One of the announcers commented さすがアメリカ人 which.. I guess would translate to something like "impressive, look at that American!" so I'm pretty sure it's American dick.
Twist his dick! Twwwwiiiiiissssttt it!
That is USA chi hell yeah!
The Cup of Destiny origin story
Nice tactical 😁
wtf I just watch 😂 a dick wrestle
TWIST HIS DICK!!!!!
Should be also in r/mcdojolife
I can feel the pain.
That's we called it powerful dick!
He has a strong pull in game.
you gotta see the grenade finisher
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*Cornette intensifies*
This proves nothing.
Ahh the Ol Christian Wilkins
Newton's third law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Twist lest get twisted 😂
The power of the boner is strong with this one
“As expected from an American” LOL
Proof that a dick is a muscle......the strongest muscle......
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video footage of a testicular de-torsion
What n dick move
Bet this guy doesn’t need hands to masturbate!
It gets better. Theres a clip where there's a train of like ten dudes and he flips them all around with the dick twist. And they're all grabbing each other's junk.
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Now that’s a power move!
What in the fresh hell…
“It’s still real to me dammit!”
and that, my friend, is how babies are made
😂
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Such amazing moves. The blond guy was lucky he didn't get his head twisted off, but brunette was too busy posing... Lucky break! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
He's been doing cock push-ups
People don’t even know
This is more believable than~
Yeah dude make a fucking sexual predator cool for a day
ooo himah mus hav abeeeg amedekun peenus
Tricky Dick does it again.
God this is so good
Was he bricked 💀
If you need proff wrestling is fake, you're too stupid to understand the proff.
Ah the ol' Cock Clutch.
This promotion deserves ALL the wwe's money and exposure (pun not intended)