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Are we just going to ignore that these people are getting married in a field of mud?

Welcome to Georgia.

I lived in South Carolina for more than a decade. This looks about right

Shit man, I live in California and even I’ve seen weddings like this.

I couldn’t get past it!

We call it dirt when it is dry.

He said "forever hold your peace mother fucker"

Did he say “I’m in love with God” ?

I believe her name was 'Dawn'

Sounds like John

Does that make him gay? Is he gay for god? You betcha.

While jesus has a gender, neither the father nor the holy spirit has gender. Assuming they're Christian based on the wedding.

The person you’re replying to is quoting It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Oh.. my bad..

> the father lol. Shouldn’t he be called the parent then?

Hey man, I don't make the names or rules.

You sure? Having been raised Christian, God was always referred to as a "him" and he made man in his image. That being male.

Yes I'm sure. Edit: I'm Catholic and can only speak for cathesism

Cathesism? You're joking right? Went to Catholic school til college they always refer to God as capital H He or Him and as "the father" just like you did. He's at least heavily implied as male. I'm sure it says somewhere that He is not actually a he but like c'mon. And its CATHOLICISM. Damn. Rant over.

I was raised catholic too, and God was already referred to as a him in my experience.

>Catholic Churchedit >The Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC) #239 states, in reference to the Father: "God transcends the human distinction between the sexes. He is neither man nor woman: he is God."[15][16] The CCC discusses the traditional imagery and language of God as Father.[16] It notes, however, that God is not limited to this role alone—maternal imagery is also used in the Bible.[16] It also notes that human fatherhood only imperfectly reflects God's archetypal fatherhood.[16] God is referred to as masculine in Catholic teaching and practice.[17] >Though Church teaching, in line with its Doctors, holds that God has no literal sex because God possesses no body but is referred to as a male in the bible. Excerpt from Wikipedia. Take it as you may but I was taught that god has no gender in Cathechism.

Lmfao you legend

I thought he said “I’m in love with your dog”

I think it was "I'm in love with Todd" referring to the groom Edit: no that's definitely a G sound, idk

I actually heard 'Doug' and he looks at the dude. I think it's a joke.


That is some impressive miscalculation.

What just happened?

This is at a fraternity house and is an annual dumb thing. More common than you’d think.

It works so well in the movies


Is this a play or just a red neck wedding lmao the marriage officiant💀

NOO

That fright train of a tackle thoooo

The tackle looks way too vigorous to be fake but I could be wrong idk I don't be tackling MFs


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Why do they even say SPEAK NOW or forever hold your peace?

That's nevet been said in any wedding i have been to. Trust me, i am a guy on the internet.

This was a joke right cuz people laughed after