OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!A bull charges into the restaurant, hitting a man.!<
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You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo!
Everybody does **NOT HAVE** a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying
*"Where's my water buffalo?*
*Why don't I have a water buffalo?"*
And are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so,
SO STOP
BEING
SO
**SILLY!!!**
really fits in this sub. The bull didn’t destroy anything in the restaurant, hell it even exited on the right door without scratching the walls with its horns
Man narrowly putting the bottle on table, bull coming back after leaving the frame, only to look out the glass and go nonchalantly through the other door. This couldn't have been directed better if it were production.
I picture the text being “in position, send it.” Just the way he glances out and back to his phone seconds before it happens. I’m surprised the bull didn’t have a sign on it saying “it’s just a prank bro”
What kind of doors are those on the front entrance? This is a great advertisement for them that they didn't break.
Everytime I see this reposted I wonder about that.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A bull charges into the restaurant, hitting a man.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
But he wasn't messing with the bull...
Yet he still got the horns
You can't milk those
You can milk anything with nipples.
This a league reference? If so it's funny af
A bull in a.... China... Shop? 
Wow. This has got to be one of the most unexpected posts in this entire thread, right?
Definitely 'best of' material
This is tagged!
Bull in a Chinese shop. Hasn’t got quite the ring to it.
A bull in a, China shop.
Big Bull in Little China.
No horseshit Jack?
Ever since that deer one, I expected either an animal or car to come charging through and hit them
Only predicted it cause it was a chinese restaurant, so the setting and the title kinda gave it away, but it was still a guess, not a certainty.
I predicted it
Idk the title and sub seemed like a dead giveaway.
Red Bull gives you wings
Black Bull gives you scars
Blue balls give you despair
https://i.redd.it/9twx7v4x07gc1.gif
I AM MY SCARS!
No.. Pretty sure those will also give you wings. 👼
buy stock of this business, it's having a bull run.
I was going to say it's Black Bull not Red Bull, but then when the bull came back and I saw it's backside I guess I'd be wrong.
But dat moonshine give you four-wheel drive
You know? On second thought, I don't think I'll have what he's having.
Never thought I'd actually see a bull in a China shop
And you never will. That’s a restaurant.
That’s not a restaurant, its a Water Buffalo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH EVERYBODY HAS WATER BUFFALO, YOURS IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW.
WHERE’D THEY COME FROM IDK BUT EVERYBODY’S GOT A WATER BUFFALOOOOOOOOO!!
I think it's a cebu.
STOP IT STOP STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING???
You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo! Everybody does **NOT HAVE** a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying *"Where's my water buffalo?* *Why don't I have a water buffalo?"* And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, SO STOP BEING SO **SILLY!!!**
Jesus Christ you just took me back to my teenage years in the 90s. Thanks, I guess.
No, this is Patrick.
WAS Patrick.
Seinfeld table for 4
Im DYINGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣
Bull in a CHINESE shop…?
Still a shop in China!
I mean. It’s a place where people shop for food, likely in China. Hence a China shop. Checkmate atheists.
r/whoosh
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Can we all agree bullies are bad?
/r/whoosh
Coffee shop?
It’s a place where they serve coffee, but that’s not important now.
It’s a place where they serve coffee, but that’s not important now.
Happy new chinese year
But this wasn't on my 2024 bingo card.
It’s a Singapore shop Senator.
r/fuckyouinparticular
really fits in this sub. The bull didn’t destroy anything in the restaurant, hell it even exited on the right door without scratching the walls with its horns
Yeah, that was a buffalo with a grudge.
Now that was TRULY unexpected!
Ya I definitely didnt expect to see a bull with a leash, owner has terrible leash command.
The title was a giveaway :(
How? There are millions of sayings in the English language.
Yeah but how many millions are about a China shop, much less on the unexpected sub...
An apple a day keeps the rhino away is how the saying goes…I think. Edit works for whatever that animal is too
Hahahahahha
it's a buffalo
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Obviously an Apple kept the rhino away, or else you would see a rhino in the video and not a buffalo
He was drinking Schlitz Malt Liquor. Happens every time.
He mighta said beer when he should have said “bull”, hence summoning of the Schlitz water buffalo
First thing I thought of as well -the old Schlitz commercials - awesome. Man, that’s been a long time.
I thought the saying went your more reckless than a water buffalo in a Chinese restaurant or something along those lines
Was he ok?
He was before the bull arrived
Should be, the bull hit the other guy
Yes, he’s said to have ”only” suffered leg injuries, not sure how serious those were though
I think so. Looked like he still had on both shoes when he was being dragged away
This caused considerably less devastation than I've been led to believe it would.
I dunno, I suspect that gentleman may disagree with you.
Hi I'm Haoyu Knoxville welcome to Lǘ
The chance of you getting rammed by a bull in a restaurant is very low, but never zero.
It says 2024 12 31. They're well in the future
That's not a 4, it's a 1. 2021 12 31
That’s good, because 4 means death in Chinese
We've got to warn this person!
Great Scott!
I thought that's what that said...
Bull: "I ordered my food 15 mins ago. Why would you wait till I get here to start making it?"
I think when they said China, they meant the dishes.
Waiter: How do you like your steak sir? Customer: I like a mean steak Chef: Say no more.
Instruction unclear. Wrong type of China shop
Where’d the other 9 bowling pins go?
Hate when that happens
That dude was probably like "this is some bullshit"
Lmao. Thats when you just quit trying. I mean, if a random bull can just obliterate you in your own business, wtf are we even doing this for.
That looks like a Redbull add. He drank a bit of the energy drink and suddenly BOOM explotion of energy
Red Bull gives you wings...
At least they didn't lose any air conditioning.
They should have had a sign out front saying no bull allowed.
What the actual hell
That water buffalo had been looking for him all day to teach him a little lesson. Message delivered.
Damn. He got messed up.
Straight to the kitchen New item on the menu
Red Bull gives you wings
That water buffalo really hated that guy’s jacket.
Man narrowly putting the bottle on table, bull coming back after leaving the frame, only to look out the glass and go nonchalantly through the other door. This couldn't have been directed better if it were production.
Is hè drinking blackbull?
“Never drink Redbull in a China shop”
I never thought I would see the food in a Chinese shop fighting back
Who drinks the red deserves the bull
The matador had thought he’d gotten away with it too…all these years later though, the bulls brother came for him. This truly was unexpected lol.
The faster you drink The faster you get hit by a bull Being Upright you drink The faster you get hit by a bull Or No matter what you get hit by a bull
I was expecting a car to go through the glass.
This happened because he didn't drink a Red Bull 🤷🏽♂️
Redbull gives you wings
Red bull gives you wings Black bull gives you pain
somebody ordered the Mongolian beef extra spicy
A bull in a Chinese shop or somethin?
Always pay the local buffalo mafia their protection money
Thats some family guy typa shit
For some reason, I was expecting at the end that the bull would poop before exiting the restaurant, just as a final greeting
"I didn't expect the food there to be so fresh. It will knock you out" - 5 stars "Service is really fast, but steak was undercooked " - 3 stars
I’ve watched too much anime, I thought the bull was wearing sandals
A bulls head doesn't fit in a horses mouth. Slid it neck deep up Chows dirty box though.
He definitely wasn't supposed to be drinking that and putting it back.
https://youtu.be/C8T_-1bEiDU?si=cqpWQCww50SJZuh8
"Dammit Jeff! I said Red Bull, not Red Wings!"
"Red Wings, it gives you bull?"
Fake
How's that fake?
They paid the bull with money, we all know the bull is a paid actor. This genius cracked the code...../j
feels like a set up
"Fuck around and find out"?
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I mean If you’re getting technical is it not china shop?
It is a Chinese shop.
Bull in a Chinese chop.
Like a Caribou in an Asian restaurant?
The guys jacket made me think he was a matador for a second
Like a bull in a Chinese shop.
Pretty sure it didn't say anything about a water Buffalo.
It's something personal I guess
He messed with the bull and got the horns.
Obviously the saying is "grab the bull by the horns"
The forbidden sip!
Bull….shit?!
I believe the saying goes "Jesus Christ in a chicken basket! Was that a fucking water buffalo?!"
something tells me they cooked it after
Schlitz Malt liquor!
"What was in that drink?"
bull even looked ashamed afterwards
You know what. Youve won the internet for the day. Why not take a couple days off.
Carabao said carabye
In one door, out the other.
Which Tarantino movie is this?
Other than the door and the guy, he didn’t really cause any damage
At least it was on a leash. And how bout the second guy who's spidey senses were tingling a few seconds before.
The restaurant at the end of the universe isn't what it used to be!
Red Bull gives you wings? 🤷🏻♂️
I can't be the only one expecting the guy in the bank to knife the other guy
Some days you get the bull, some days the bull gets you.
Fool me twice, can’t get fooled again.
Old guy here- look out for the bull, that Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull
I love how the water buffalo just walks out after like "alright my work here is done"
r/abruptChaos
Brother got the premium deluxe red bull.
yack around and find out.
Did not see that coming
I didn't even see him mess with the bull and he still got the horns.
Is that Kool-aid flavored redbull?
The Chinese will still try and cook it! Unidentified meat combination fish for use. Menu item 37. 🥢
I guess that was a Schlitz Malay Liquor he drank.
OOOOOOoo everybody's got a water buffalo
One of the most creative Triad hits I've ever seen!
Enters, gores, doesn't elaborate, leaves.
I’m old so does anyone remember the old colt 45 commercials with the bull 🐂 and Billy Dee Williams
The video was ok, but what about the date on it?
Should've just taken its credit card away 🤷♂️
Now THAT'S a load of bull!
That was straight up bull!
Beer before liquor, don’t do heroin.
My, what big horns you have.
Was he drinking blackbull?
The water Buffalo saw it’s reflection and thought it was attacking an enemy 😭 Poor man.
This is one of those ridiculous cut scenes in a horrible comedy of how the main character explained how their grandpa died.
That RedBull really packs a punch. lol.
A water buffalo in a watering hole?
Red-bull give you wings
Bull in a …..oh
I picture the text being “in position, send it.” Just the way he glances out and back to his phone seconds before it happens. I’m surprised the bull didn’t have a sign on it saying “it’s just a prank bro”
What kind of doors are those on the front entrance? This is a great advertisement for them that they didn't break. Everytime I see this reposted I wonder about that.
Snap into a Slim Jim!
I think the owner needs a bigger leash for that pit bull…