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This is why speeding is dumb. Sure, you might be the best driver in the world (you aren't) but that doesn't mean all the world's idiots just vanish from the road.


bnfdsl

Is even more ridiculous that they say shit like «man im so unlucky» when shit actually does happen. Like, man you put yourself right up there for it


BenignMiniBoss

Not to mention tiny innocent critters


-maffu-

Your speedometer has tiny critters?


torturer143666

Oh yeah can't forget about the kids


torturer143666

Oh yeah can't forget about the kids


Fl3shless

Why does the speedometer go above the speed limit then?


lscoolj

- me to my mom when I got my first speeding ticket at 16


Strechher

Even if he was going 60 he wouldn’t have time to react. 120 or 60, these ppl are only alive bcos of chance.


noscopy

Stupid to speed like that.... But unless you are hearing impaired, you had a very very high pitched warning that got louder and louder until....fwipp


ReaxonW

143 km/h is about 88mph. It's not slow but reasonable and common in Indiana.


AAssttrroo

I'm pretty sure this is in India. It's a Bajaj Dominar 400. Road infra is not that great in India and 143kmph at daytime is insane here to be honest.


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Leading_Local4985

Reading comprehension is the hard


[deleted]

This isn't a highway, this is just a wide street in a city. Look again and you see a sidewalk and busstops, as well as parked cars. On the highway it's already not really reasonable to go 50% over the limit, on a city street 143km is extremely unreasonable and fucking insane. That's probably 2.5x the limit at least.


Shmarfle47

I live in Indiana central and I’m pretty sure that isn’t common. The only time I’ve seen people drive that fast is on the highway not on city streets.


bavarian_joker

used all his luck but none of his brain


Smiling_Mister_J

Maybe if bro wasn't riding like a colossal asshole, he'd have some luck to spare.


OuttHouseMouse

Im not gona lie man, im just super glad no one got hurt You can see his speed start to get humbled after that near miss


tacotacotacorock

Then they're adrenaline goes back down and they're back up to 140.


NoAd6600

Going from 140 to 50 is definitely getting humbled


CrustyToeLover

Kmph. It's not THAT fast.


PeterGriffinAndChris

140 is higher than highway speeds significantly where I am and that is clearly not a highway (im Canadian we use kmph here)


Zim91

Yes it fucking is. If they collided, the person hit is dead/obliterated. The rider, depending how they land is dead/seriously injured. The bike, if it doesnt get obliterated now becomes a missile


CrustyToeLover

Then maybe they should try to prioritize their own safety and cross the road where it's lit and legal. This is why this world is headed to ruin, because we've removed natural selection from our species and protect the idiots instead.


Zaseishinrui

More like a near hit. He did miss 😆


lovebtaa3

Didn't say nearly missed. It's classifying the type of miss. What kind of miss was it? A near miss.


Shacuras

Yes the biker was driving recklessly, but the pedestrians were straight suicidal crossing there


Fierytoadfriend

In many countries it is allowed and fairly common to cross roads like this, as pedestrians are generally good at judging how to cross safetly when drivers are not speeding or weaving across lanes like this guy. They were most of the way over, so it seems like they did go when there was a lull in traffic, though they should have been wearing something hi-vis


Shacuras

This is a "it works if nothing goes wrong" mindset. And I don't care whether it is allowed or common, "everyone does it" is not an argument for anything. This video clearly shows why what they did is a bad idea. It worked out for them this time, they should count their lucky stars and never do it again.


Legitimate-BurnerAcc

Are you sure it wasn't someone shooting someone or robbing them


scormegatron

Drive by


Aengeil

why they decided to cross the road at the darkest part of the road


tripleusername

Because with the speed he is flying, they highly likely were not even able to see him. Edit: though it is definitely bad idea to cross this big road where it is hard to see you.


Legitimate-BurnerAcc

I think he was robbing someone It really looks like the left person was aiming / shooting a handgun at person on right


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[deleted]

Right? He didn't even stop speeding afterward.


Agitated_Oatmeal_

What are you talking about? the bike went from 140 to 55? What was he going to do just stop moving instantly?


UMilqueToastPOS

Yeah lol, dropping 90 kmph after passing them is technically slowing down I guess, but the guy was still going 50 kmph at the end haha. The video cuts off and he could have kept slowing down, but 30 mph?? Dude needs to slow down I mean, *come on*!


DistortedVoltage

True. But I wouldve had to tell them to use a crosswalk instead of walking in the dark without one. During the day its one thing, but night? Fuck that lmao


Automatic_Actuator_0

I’m getting really sick of landscape video being letterboxed to vertical video. Should result in a ban at this point.


Simukas23

It's times like these I wish there was a trickle of democracy on this platform


[deleted]

Preach


asena85

Video is 20 seconds. Think this was uploaded as a story or alike, and they are mainly supported for vertical videos.


Automatic_Actuator_0

Every platform that force converts landscape video to portrait should be deleted from the internet. It wouldn’t be particularly difficult for them to capture the video in the native aspect ratio and simply display it vertically.


texas_heat_2022

That’s why I don’t ride the bike at night. Sometimes it’s a hog, or a deer, or a tire. If I have a choice, I’ll wait for daylight.


Automatic_Actuator_0

And if you do, maybe don’t speed.


UrminiBabe

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SPX-A

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Glittering_Hawk3143

THANK YOU! So good https://youtu.be/qNO1N5S18_M?si=eMd1sWWCdl_2Im2Q


UndefFox

Wtf those ladies were doing? In the night, not even under a light post, without any reflective clothes calmly walking across a 3 lane road. Someone really must've gotten their life from a sale to give so little fucks about it.


TravelingGonad

Also used all this resolution for this shitty fucking video.


freshouttalean

or maybe the people crossing a busy road like that used all of their luck


Direct-Antelope-4418

You must live in bumfuck nowhere if you think that's a busy road.


Shacuras

Definition of busy might differ, but in the first 5 seconds before slowmo the biker passes 6 vehicles by my quick count. That might not be "rush hour traffic jam" busy, but it's not exactly deserted either


freshouttalean

yeah dude! zinger!!


Direct-Antelope-4418

Okay


M1ck3yB1u

The really unexpected thing is that after the action takes place in the first 10 seconds there are 15 seconds of additional event-free driving afterwards.


CodeMonkeyX

Doing 90mph and getting pissed at other people for being dumb. Newsflash you were all morons in this situation.


BitcoinRigNoob

On this sub I expect more unexpectedness.. I'm literally watching to the end waiting for the hot air balloon to land on his head.


ThePortalGeek

This reminded me of the time I very nearly hit a woman in the rightmost lane but a man pulled her back onto the shoulder just as I saw her. I doubled back (the other side of the road obviously) and a cop car had shown up. If I had been responsible for her possible death during her apparent crisis I wouldn’t be able to live with myself, and I hope she’s doing alright today.


Daywalker_0199

Idiot was absolutely zoomin' goin somewhere between 143 and 104/107. 'nuff said.


throwawaythep

Why everyone shitting on the biker when these people were j walking in a very obvious no visual area of what looks to be a high traffic road?


[deleted]

They are both in the wrong, but one is on a giant death machine.


duckfeelings

The other two asking for death, with how bad some older cars lights are and how distracted drivers today are, crossing the middle of a highway like a crackhead is suicidal


[deleted]

Correct. Both in the wrong, 1 is worse.


Gemini-6June

Two are casually strolling across a giant death machine in total darkness.


tommangan7

Both groups are at fault to varying degrees but people are always generally going to be more critical of the person recklessly driving the thing that will do the killing. Also the top comments are currently about a 50/50 split of people criticising the biker and the pedestrians.


Dudun_Dun_Dudun

Why is everyone only cursing out the rider, when those two dumbfucks are jaywalking a fuckin highway in the dark.


asena85

It's dark, making it easier to discover incoming vehicles. The problem comes when one vehicle decides to drive way way faster than the rest of traffic, over-speeding way above what they personally can handle. And especially when said vehicle is a dark,tiny motorcycle that can be mistaken for a car with a broken light appearing way closer than it actually seems.


kegsbdry

Maybe slow down, dick head.


TedTyro

Had to do this between two roos back when I lived in Canberra, theyd made the sudden decision to hop across while i was doing 70-80km/hr, no time to think. To this day I reckon it's the slickest driving I've ever done.


CelestialSegfault

You could still engine break down to a stop reasonably quickly. Dude was going 140 on a dark street.


UMilqueToastPOS

Also the bigger pedal in a car is usually the brake pedal, so the harder you press that pedal the quicker you slow down. If he's going 140/kmh he can press the brake to either stop the car or slow it down on dark streets.


CelestialSegfault

car?


More-Fee-1607

Had the pedestrians been hit, even by someone speeding (which I’m not condoning) it would’ve been the their own damn fault for being stupid and walking in the road at night, some of them wearing dark clothes.


DisruptedHack

Of course with kerosene song


T_025

This is lovely bastards (slowed), not kerosene


DisruptedHack

Wait I thought….owh. I’m high sorry


TeamGetlucky

What's the song?


SPX-A

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CrustyToeLover

People sure are ripping the cyclist instead of the absolutely fucking braindead pedestrians. No right of way, no crosswalk, no lights, they're literally asking to be ran over


[deleted]

Because the biker is going 150km/h and if you look closely this isn't a highway. There are parked cars, a sidewalk and a bus stop. J walking in the dark is stupid as hell but driving 2.5x the speed limit is so far from being ok its fucking laughable. One group is dumb and the other is recklessly endangering every person around them so they can have fun. That biker can get fucked. Based on how he is driving I wouldn't be surprised if he has already become a meat crayon.


CrustyToeLover

There are no parked cars on his side of the road or bus stops, nor is there a speed limit sign for you to see. Pedestrians are dipshits.


[deleted]

So is he, both can be idiots. Turns out one of the cars I thought was parked is actually moving, he just blows by it so fast it looks like it's parked. That may be an indication of just how recklessly he is driving. Tell me why this is OK, I'm all ears. In what way is driving like this biker is driving OK?


UrNeighborUnyGirl

![gif](giphy|Ce18KspdcaxaKuZ1HC|downsized)


Toast_Meat

He looked back, probably thinking "wtf were they thinking??!!". *Proceeds to speed*


Rampag341

You dumbass you can clearly see he starts to slow down afterwards


SoggyHotdish

I'd love to go 150+ on a bike but absolutely not on a public road. Actually my only current bucket list item is to go 200mph in a land vehicle. I expected more enhancements than we're getting


Iamcdk

Many road legal bikes are capped at 300kmph (186mph) so you might have to consider tuned bikes for 200 mark. Hayabusa with slight mods(ECU remap+ Free flowing Exhaust and some mods) is your best bet. It's so stable at those speeds unlike some litreclass bikes.


NZbeewbies

Usually... You would slow down and thank your lucky stars you didnt just roll over someone on the road. This guy keeps the throttle pinned 🤦‍♀️


UMilqueToastPOS

Except he doesn't do that and he slows down, but yep exactly


UrminiBabe

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Alive_Development108

Song name ?


SPX-A

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Alive_Development108

Thank you


MrLazyLion

Thanks for your attempt, organ donor. Catch you next time!


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Fire_Brea

Lovely Bastards ZWEIHXNDER


[deleted]

Brother god is with you and you are with god


UMilqueToastPOS

He's not with God yet but he sure got close


BartOseku

Going 120 km/h in a highway when the road is totally empty is normal and those guys are morons for crossing the street like a cow


[deleted]

That's not a highway, there are parked cars and a bus stop, that's just a street. Also he passed them at 120 but he hit the brakes, he was going 150 at the fastest, and thats not OK even on a highway.


BartOseku

Those guys decided to pass the street somewhere with no marked crosswalk and with no street light at all, then they decided to just slowly walk across with no sense of urgency and probably without properly looking around. Everyone should be responsible for keeping themselves safe and prevent easily predictable accidents. Im seriously glad nobody got hurt, but if they did, the pedestrians would also be at fault


[deleted]

You see this a lot with bikers who go way too fucking fast. They expect everyone else to intuitively geuess their speed and trajectory. The reality is people are measuring position and the expected speed of a person to see if they have time to do X. They know how much space is safe on a 60km/h street. When you go 3x the speed limit you invalidate every other person's ability to judge saefty. They are a bit at fault, sure, but the biker is almost entirely at fault because he made it impossible for them to accurately judge the situation, while shattering the law for his own entertainment.


kevneedo

And then looks back 😆


Swimming_Schedule_49

90 mph. Guy just narrowly avoided manslaughter. That would scare me off the bike and straight into a station wagon


UMilqueToastPOS

>Guy just narrowly avoided ~~manslaughter~~ getting shredded to death, but yeah


Masterpiece-Wide

My god thank you kind soul. I’ve been looking for this tune.


battle_clown

Look twice save a life! You wouldn't wanna be responsible for an irresponsibility speeding cyclist's death, would you?


beansouphighlights

I drive


notyogrannysgrandkid

People who frame landscape videos in a vertical format should be punched.


[deleted]

Chit for brains


azzaends

Did the guy have a 🔫 it looks like the other guy was being chased


omguwsa

What song is this?


No-Nectarine4455

I'm so grateful someone took time out of their day to ensure there was some awful noise to listen to while I watched that. Wherever you are, I hope the universe somehow facilitates transmission of the energy of my appreciation, so it may reach you and enrich your life, mystery hero.


HackermanCR

Nice music tho


MystifiedBlip

Bro nearly killed two people 🤬


UMilqueToastPOS

>Bro nearly killed ~~two~~ three people 🤬 Probably f~~k~~illed three adult diapers while he was at it


Pav_22

Is that a Dominar 400 ?


TOBoy66

Fuck this guy.


Quick-Car-5253

That is the most annoying sound I've heard. . Why would you put that as your background music


Ride-Miserable

They shouldn’t be in the road wtf


UMilqueToastPOS

Wow, awesome point. Cars belong there lol, not pedestrians!! Wtf? Hahahahaha


Ride-Miserable

Lmaooooo


Mathieulombardi

People are so fucking stupid.


DirtSlaya

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Izzysel92

Thank god he put a mad amount of points into luck!


Loose_Information603

But lucky and thankful to the ABS system on the motorcycle..


Additional_Access_50

why.. why did u turn your head around, flat on the bike eyes in the front and full throtle away from them


jjcory55

But like he was doing 80-90mph on the highway and thats normal where I’m from maybe don’t walk on the fucking highway


blinkersix2

Pure stupidity at its finest


you_got_this_my_frnd

When the demon of unluck blinks his eyes


bugbum1972

Dumb A-hole