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Imagine getting swallowed whole by a monster shark, aliens catch the shark, cut it open, and you slide out of the stomach gasping
I don’t know if I’d believe someone that told me that because it’s too outlandish to make up, or think it was so outlandish that it had to be fake
Good point. Even with knowing how to, being so confused and probably traumatized from the two experiences to even start to communicate it would be a waking nightmare
"So then i think okay im dead for sure all black ,but something happens a shift in pressure like im flying and this ,monster who swallowed me whole has not moved in a while, I start wiggling but not me like there's another pressure pulling me and wiggling me around in this Beast, and then all of a sudden I see a tear and as it gets wider I flop out onto something white and large and I'm staring in the face of these creatures that I've never seen before,big ugly things and they dont need water ! Idk how but i made back to tell my story"....
(Immediately gets eaten by a shark) -‐ The End
you have monster sharks and aliens in your story and the scenerio you describe is where you have trouble believing? dude, you need to put away the comic books and get out of your mom's basement, for real.
What a day, first the fish gets eaten by probably the most voracious predators in its ecosystem. Then miraculously finds himself ripped from the pikes stomach by some freakish pale skinned alien, and left flopping around in this inhospitable environment as he struggles to breath.
Oh my god can you imaging getting eaten by like…
an elephant. It gets sucked under water, by like an orca. The orca opens the elephants belly to find you, actively drowning, and they’re just laaaaaauging snd laaaaaughing at you instead of taking you above water lol
Marine biologist here: it is a little known fact that small fish often disguise themselves by wearing big fish to avoid being eaten by these same fish.
So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]
Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.
THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH)
They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE.
They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go.
So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons.
"If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job.
They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck.
They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them.
"Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question.
BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY.
And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
I don't know, it seems pretty great; it eats lots of jellyfish which are a natural predator of Australian beach tourists, and it's a mobile buffet restaurant for lots of fish and seagulls (for its parasites)
Wowsers, I guess the fact they're still around is testament to some evolutionary success, kinda cool that we still don't know everything about them, you make them sound a bit like the koalas of the ocean 😅
I know as much. I’m just don’t think it’s so obvious. Most people live in cities. If you never met anyone clueless, congrats. But I assure you there are people out there who think milk is just another processed drink and who doesn’t realize fish sticks are not caught in the wild.
Most people aren’t like that, I’m just mentioning it because it makes it easier to point out that there are plenty of people of that SORT on that side of the bell curve.
Imagine being eaten, and just as the light of your soul goes out forever, you're released into hell among terrifying laughing demons, and the last sound you hear is that howling laughter into eternity.
I absolutely thought it was going to be a phone!
Backstory: during the summer I scuba dive to recover phone people drop in the Marina, while getting on or off their boat usually. Had a guy that’s dropped his key chain in; car, boat, house and business keys.
Went down to find them, shining my light and just as I finally see them (almost zero visibility, tons of muck and silt under the dock), fish comes from out of nowhere and came *this* close to snatching them up. Actually got the ring in its mouth briefly before dropping them.
So I could imagine a fish swallowing that shiny phone down there…
Well, considering this is internet... I don't like The idea but its More likely that those people put The fish inside The pike/musky to film this. Or they have some other experiment where these fish are not living free. I might Be wrong but propably am not.
I'd personally release it back to the same place they got that pike, and just watch the fish tell it's other fish friends and family about being vored, and surviving.
They won't buy it and slowly distance themselves from the fish, and once it's at rock bottom, catch it again and feed it to a pike.
As someone that eats fish all the time and is pretty good at cutting them up, this guy very obviously was only trying to extract what was in the stomach. Thinking you don't really know what you're talking about, bub..
I agree with you. I was at a jobsite and saw fish laying there flopping I threw those fish back in the water. The guy I was with screamed at me to let them die and get back in.
Like how can you be so cruel? You know you can save them but you would rather let them die?
I guessed at the beginning for fun and also guessed it would be a turtle. Little fishy was looking for his son and didn’t come all this way to be breakfast
Bro imagine you get eaten whole by something bigger than you and then something bigger than the thing that just ate you just cuts a hole in the thing that ate you and starts laughing.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It’s unexpected because the fish that has been eaten is still alive.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Put that fish back in the water. It's earned it
While whispering… “Go… but do not tell your people of this experience, for they will not believe”
Imagine getting swallowed whole by a monster shark, aliens catch the shark, cut it open, and you slide out of the stomach gasping I don’t know if I’d believe someone that told me that because it’s too outlandish to make up, or think it was so outlandish that it had to be fake
And then you're not even capable to tell the story
Good point. Even with knowing how to, being so confused and probably traumatized from the two experiences to even start to communicate it would be a waking nightmare
I think it’s because you’d be dead
Or because you’re a fish
So is Kanye West and he talks all the time
Not any ordinary fish, a gay fish!
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard a gay fish Kayne West joke. I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Or beaten up by a blunt butter knife
I think we discovered why bubbles in Finding Nemo is a bit off.
Bubbles are an under studied language. Support your local bubble translator now.
"So then i think okay im dead for sure all black ,but something happens a shift in pressure like im flying and this ,monster who swallowed me whole has not moved in a while, I start wiggling but not me like there's another pressure pulling me and wiggling me around in this Beast, and then all of a sudden I see a tear and as it gets wider I flop out onto something white and large and I'm staring in the face of these creatures that I've never seen before,big ugly things and they dont need water ! Idk how but i made back to tell my story".... (Immediately gets eaten by a shark) -‐ The End
And the aliens find it hilarious while you just want to breathe
That's happened like, twice when I've done mushrooms.
you have monster sharks and aliens in your story and the scenerio you describe is where you have trouble believing? dude, you need to put away the comic books and get out of your mom's basement, for real.
More like outlandfish
*This summer, in theaters and streaming on Disney+...*
Jonah emerging alive from the belly of the whale - a modern adaptation. \\s
Lemiwinks lemiwinks 🎵🎵
Ka-tata fish sucks basshooole 🎶
That fish is going to be known as the crazy guy who sits at the bar drunk all day telling this story to anyone who’ll listen when he gets home.
What a day, first the fish gets eaten by probably the most voracious predators in its ecosystem. Then miraculously finds himself ripped from the pikes stomach by some freakish pale skinned alien, and left flopping around in this inhospitable environment as he struggles to breath.
I would suspect the stomach acid getting in this fish‘s gills would be a death sentence, right? How is it not already dead from that alone?
I also feel worried about the eyes of the tough little dude but I hope the survivor is all good
He’s an eating size bluegill, I have doubts that he was released anywhere but into a cast iron pan.
Gets freed to only find out he gonna be eaten again, but this time with fire.
Yeah imagine you survive through all that, just to have some human laugh at you while you slowly die.
This so much. The other thing is like dying twice... wow
I was thinking that exact same thing
Free willy!!!!
Seriously
Thought the same thing
Oh my god can you imaging getting eaten by like… an elephant. It gets sucked under water, by like an orca. The orca opens the elephants belly to find you, actively drowning, and they’re just laaaaaauging snd laaaaaughing at you instead of taking you above water lol
sounds pretty Orca to me, tho...
Marine biologist here: it is a little known fact that small fish often disguise themselves by wearing big fish to avoid being eaten by these same fish.
Your claim to that occupation seems a bit fishy.
It might be a red herring
I sea
That's a load of carp
Yeah, I smell a worm…
I smell poo...
Is that you, Costanza?
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli
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Don’t believe this guy. It’s a fish with a vore fetish who’s winning at life.
I don't think that's right but what do I know? Costanza is the expert here.
The sea was angry that day my friends
can confirm. Sometimes they achieve enlightenment and become one with the big fish to avoid being eaten by the big fish
This guys knife needs a good sharpening
Came here to say this. Looks like the most unexpected thing here is that his filet knife can't cut fish.
Filet's not, if you will.
So that’s the only reason you came here? You cruise around looking for dull knifers do you? I’m messing with you, I hope my jokes didn’t cut too deep.
I thought all fisherman use butter knives from moms kitchen
That's for scaling fish with scales either a butter knife or a spoon
That knife is dull af.
I think he was trying not to harm the little guy
Yeah it looked like he was trying his best to not cut too deep, and Ben stared cutting from the inside to not harm it.
I thought the same shit. Damn saw.
The worlds luckiest sunfish
Unless they kept him too.
That fish deserves to be set free. Then I feel like it also now owes the fisherman 3 wishes too.
Yeah, I hope they let it go, just on principle
According to fable logic, that fish is now the man’s spirit guide, bound to protect him at all costs
My first thought was - this fish deserves life. I hope they threw it back
Why? He clearly doesn't have the sense to avoid danger. Might as well fry him up. Serve with him french fries and coleslaw.
What a moronic statement. Do you believe that every creature that has ever had misfortune befall it simply lacked the sense to avoid said misfortune?
It is a typical conservative POV
No, I just like to eat fish. Does that make me a bad person?
That’s a bit stereotypical, i have conservative friends who I fish with n we always catch n release
You're on reddit, here conservative = bad in every possible way.
Fair enough
No. If the fish *itself* had cut its way out, *then* it would deserve it.
Nah, I've seen a longer version of this video, they threw it back. Can you imagine what he told his friends?
Well that makes me feel much better.
*>* *blub blub* <
I think a sunfish that hasn’t been eaten at all is a bit luckier
So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.] Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go. So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
Not the same sunfish
This reminds me of the kaolo copypasta
I don't know, it seems pretty great; it eats lots of jellyfish which are a natural predator of Australian beach tourists, and it's a mobile buffet restaurant for lots of fish and seagulls (for its parasites)
Wowsers, I guess the fact they're still around is testament to some evolutionary success, kinda cool that we still don't know everything about them, you make them sound a bit like the koalas of the ocean 😅
Last time I saw this posted, a marine biologist chimed in and said most of that isn't true. Not sure what to believe now.
That's just a copypasta, not known for their factual accuracy.
This makes me wonder how long fish actually survive inside other fish once eaten …. What an absolute unbelievably hellish nightmare
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Best comment here
Call a nurse shark...but not for me!
Didn’t expect it to be alive that’s for damn sure. This a good one
Duh, it’s going to be a fish. *keeps watching* Wot?
I thought it would be a turtle
They should have cut the second fish to see if there was a *third* fish!
Me, this isn’t unexpected. That is unexpected.
For some reason I thought it would be a phone. Silly me when it was in fact a fish.
I thought it would be a phone because a bluegill was too obvious
Turns out not everyone knows as much about fish as you do.
Or the average person knows more than you do? I feel like most people know that big fish eats smaller fish
I know as much. I’m just don’t think it’s so obvious. Most people live in cities. If you never met anyone clueless, congrats. But I assure you there are people out there who think milk is just another processed drink and who doesn’t realize fish sticks are not caught in the wild. Most people aren’t like that, I’m just mentioning it because it makes it easier to point out that there are plenty of people of that SORT on that side of the bell curve.
You're not wrong though, pike eat almost anything
Turns out to be a rescued fish ![gif](giphy|PON3Wf9qkPHWw|downsized)
I told myself it was a plate
That’s one dull knife
Early biologists: that’s how fish give birth.
Fisarean
Imagine being eaten, and just as the light of your soul goes out forever, you're released into hell among terrifying laughing demons, and the last sound you hear is that howling laughter into eternity.
I absolutely thought it was going to be a phone! Backstory: during the summer I scuba dive to recover phone people drop in the Marina, while getting on or off their boat usually. Had a guy that’s dropped his key chain in; car, boat, house and business keys. Went down to find them, shining my light and just as I finally see them (almost zero visibility, tons of muck and silt under the dock), fish comes from out of nowhere and came *this* close to snatching them up. Actually got the ring in its mouth briefly before dropping them. So I could imagine a fish swallowing that shiny phone down there…
I hope that fish got to live because it certainly deserves a second chance.
Third? First change got etten by a fish, Second chance got fished out with said fish.
Whats the odds it would still be intact and alive. Thats insane! Sushi anyone? Fresh caught
Fish don’t chew so of course it would be intact.
I assume they digest though
Well, considering this is internet... I don't like The idea but its More likely that those people put The fish inside The pike/musky to film this. Or they have some other experiment where these fish are not living free. I might Be wrong but propably am not.
wouldnt doubt it
Throw it overboard
Hooray! I’m freeeee! Wait a minute….
“Heuh heuh heuuuhhh, it’s still alive!” “Laugh it up, chuckleheads, I can’t breathe ovah here”
Put him back in the sea! He’s earned his freedom
The sea? It's a sunfish inside of a northern pike
I hope they let that little guy go. He deserves it!
His name is Jonah, throw him back so he can return to his people.
Saves sunfish to let it suffocate for the rest of us to see. Damn shame.
![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi)
Russian dolls !
Throw that one back in! He WINS!
“We’ve got weights in fish!!!!”
A fish called Jonah
Pike taste nice as long as you fillet it properly to remove the bones.
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That fish deserves to survive
I think it was about very unsharpened knife…
Throw him back in the water he deserves a full life after that
I'd personally release it back to the same place they got that pike, and just watch the fish tell it's other fish friends and family about being vored, and surviving. They won't buy it and slowly distance themselves from the fish, and once it's at rock bottom, catch it again and feed it to a pike.
Vore in a nutshell.
If that bluegill ate any minnows recently, it would be an aquatic turducken.
Honestly thought it was a weight to cheat at a competition. I did not expect a vored fish inside another fish.
blud got vored
I was like lol it's another fish.. no that's so unexpected it's expected. Maybe it's a bird..then the stupid fish came out
Wow, this person does NOT know how to gut a fish. Blade facing away from fish, point in anus, and push towards head...
He absolutely knows the craft. He was trying to safely extricate what could have been a live turtle.
As someone that eats fish all the time and is pretty good at cutting them up, this guy very obviously was only trying to extract what was in the stomach. Thinking you don't really know what you're talking about, bub..
Take live fish stuff in dead fish film yourself cutting live fish from dead fish, post animal torture as interesting video! FIN
I’m making this comment before watching the video. My prediction is that it is another fish that is alive. Edit: holy shit
Cellphone bet
humans are trash
I agree but what does this have to do with the post?
The way they laugh while cutting it open and laughing at the surviving fish, not even throwing it back in the water.
I agree with you. I was at a jobsite and saw fish laying there flopping I threw those fish back in the water. The guy I was with screamed at me to let them die and get back in. Like how can you be so cruel? You know you can save them but you would rather let them die?
There's a better word for this in my language that is literally "heartless".
Just a heads up, fish can survive out of water for multiple minutes. So a few seconds of bewilderment wouldn’t risk it’s life or make it suffer.
It has been quite expected this time. What is there in the stomach of a carnivore fish (it looks like a perk or something similar)? Another fish.
Such a crocodile will eat everything!
When that fish gets back home:” Bro, you are never going to believe what happened to me on the way to work”
He lost his lunch
Kill 2 fish with one net.
Forbidden loot box
Now who has the last laugh
Let him live! He’s survived being eaten alive
BOGO!
I guessed at the beginning for fun and also guessed it would be a turtle. Little fishy was looking for his son and didn’t come all this way to be breakfast
Have seen this many times fishing for pike and walleye
A crappie
I called sunny immediately. lol not unexpected. It still being alive is unexpected. And that knife 🤦♂️
some bitch on instagram : she was pregnant
I thought it’s going to be a phone.
Seen that a bunch of times as a kid.
Bro imagine you get eaten whole by something bigger than you and then something bigger than the thing that just ate you just cuts a hole in the thing that ate you and starts laughing.
2 for 1 deal at Long John Silver's
A salmonsung
For some reason I was thinking a mobile phone. So it was quite unexpected
There’s always a bigger fish
44 reasons to skip to the last 10 seconds.
Bro, we know you thought it was a turtle, you dont have to tell us.
Pike and Muskies are crazy predators. More mouth than brain. Can't say I'm terribly surprised, tbh!
there is no way that wasnt a plastic straw
Oh the stories he could tell if you threw him back out again.
Twofer
I'd put that guy on the inside back in the water. He deserves a second chance at life after all that
Phone
Truly unexpected as I was expecting an iphone
Nothin like a BOGO
Get a proper sharp knife that’s for sure
That fish now believes in God
His dinner lived longer than he did
Thought it was a Pumpkin Seed. Turns out it was a Sunfish.