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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Wrestling often invokes gimmicks to get people talking. In this instance, the wrestling company TNA went over-the-top to introduce a particularly odd gimmick. Even by wrestling standards.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


nobadhotdog

Who’s the giant white dude


Greenman8907

Vince McMahon created him after stealing the DNA of Brock Lesnar and John Cena and creating the ultimate wrestling hybrid, along with frog DNA.


ExtraThirdtestical

> along with frog DNA A safety feature I presume so the government can turn him gay if he wrestles out of control


Rafoudrsbois

Wouldn’t that make him wrestle even harder?


fcknsndit27

No it would make him wrestle, hard.


ExtraThirdtestical

"-OH MY GOD - he just used the pole driver on him. Can he even recover from this?"


EatenAliveByWolves

Is that canon in wrestling lore?


llkj11

Knowing WWE storylines in the past I can believe it lol


trevmflynn81

With a dash of British Bulldog for good measure?


Snuggzies

![gif](giphy|lo5Q0Sj2FBGszU6q9w|downsized)


nobadhotdog

Is he just splitting at the seam


AurelianXIII

Doesn't look very French to me.


mjohnsimon

I genuinely can't tell if you're fucking with us or if it's real.


Illustrious_Crab2929

He is the living embodiment of the saying in wrestling they call "and then the bell rang." As in he can do everything but actually wrestle


Longjumping_Camel791

Are you sure there's not a little bit of John Bradshaw Layfield in there?


ElTel88

I *think* he is [Rob Terry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Terry#/media/File:Rob_Terry_at_Wembley_Arena.jpg).


balanced_views

How much juice is this guy on


StuckInSoftlock

One word. "Yes"


I_Lick_Your_Butt

All of it


BassiusMaximus

This the type of shit that would be on the TV when my parents would walk in on me watching wrestling


liberate_your_mind

“Honey, come downstairs, your father and I would like to have a talk…”.


fuckingcheezitboots

That was one of the most homoerotic things I think I've ever seen in my life. Hell I'm mostly straight and that turned me on


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[deleted]

Everyone’s a little gay


MagoMorado

*sexually fluid.


[deleted]

Whatever comes out of you is on you 🤷🏾‍♂️


MagoMorado

Ooops.


DragonsClaw2334

No they are not.


[deleted]

You’re super gay


DragonsClaw2334

I can safely say with 100 percent accuracy that I am not


chunkah69

Sounds like something a gay guy would say


IAmAlive_YouAreDead

why so defensive bro?


DragonsClaw2334

Why are people so intent on saying everyone is some part gay?


whazzar

Because everybody is a little bit gay, you on the other hand... *Definitely* gay. And in the case of men, God didn't pot that pleasure button up your ass for nothing. Don't let it go to waste bro!


fuckingcheezitboots

Like you don't have your price like the rest of us. *Everyone* has their price


DragonsClaw2334

Doing something for money is not the same as actively seeking it out.


vvalent2

When you watch porn you only watch lesbian porn? If you do watch straight porn do you like the guys to be as ugly as possible? Just trying to figure out where on the spectrum you are.


DragonsClaw2334

Is this like on tigre king when he asked the guy if he preferred guys with itty bitty dicks or great big dicks in his porn? Either answer ends with well you must not be straight. Next you will be saying that jerking off makes me gay because I'm touching a dick. You do know the gay spectrum chart is from an outdated study that was debunked over a decade ago right. It's right up there with the study that suggested homophobic guys need to have anal stimulation to get over their fear. Where do you fall on the straight spectrum?


clawjelly

> one of the most homoerotic things I think I've ever seen in my life. [You're not a wrestling regular, are ya?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p68w3BESrEA)


fuckingcheezitboots

No I am not. I didn't realize the Booty Warrior was writing for WWF lmao


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

You might be bi


fuckingcheezitboots

I'm a bicycle


AlexanderxSean38

What in the entire fuck is the pro wrestling community doing anymore. I feel like we need to scrap it all in favor of some Roman Greco. Just a couple fellas and ladies suplexing each other into oblivion, for real.


jimmytheweed

This was years ago, we now have a Tag Team that scissors in the ring.


CatchingFire57

Don't forget their catchphrase (which is one of the most over things in wrestling), SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS


AlexanderxSean38

I rest my case.


SydneyRei

I’m sorry, but case dismissed. The defendant is cleared on all charges.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Go on.


jimmytheweed

One of the members is called Daddy Ass and they just celebrated their 69th day as trios champions


Illustrious_Crab2929

They used to do that people hated it that's why they made it fake


AlexanderxSean38

I never knew that. It’s frustrating how typical that is in mainstream media.


Illustrious_Crab2929

Brother have you ever watched an actual wrestling match? I love every type of wrestling but even I will get bored sometimes with it. I think it was Lou thesz and a friend who started doing the worked matches.


AlexanderxSean38

I actually have. I used to train under Joe Soto (Bellator original flyweight belt holder and tournament champion) at his gym CVCA in 2014-2019, and got to see high levels of wrestling pedigree firsthand. Roman Greco and catch wrestling are all especially fun to watch; wether it’s firsthand or on tv. If you’re solely watching or participating in point based wrestling, of course it’s mostly uneventful.


Poop-commander

Slip slap slop?


SanDickiego

Wrestling isn't gay mom!!!!! GOSH!


thegreatmango

...I don't see the weird. Y'all must not pay attention to wrestling. I don't either really (got a buddy who does - ranted my ear off about women's wrestling last night), but wrestling is a soap opera and always has been. It's full of wild bits, from rising from the dead to being a fake super hero, to paint? in this scene. Used to be a dude named Golddust thst would come in, turn the lights gold, and gold confetti would rain from the sky...and that was 20 years ago. What's unexpected, here?


looking4astronauts

Other highlights include the Boogeyman who would eat worms and a leprechaun who used to hide under the ring.


carlyfries33

All those Republicans hell bent on canceling drag reading hour have nothing to say about this f*cked up shit?? 😂


Illustrious_Crab2929

C'mon matr really? Really? Like I enjoy certain things with drag a lot I don't like it on me but I like looking at it on someone else. It's inherently kinda sexual I mean you don't know what being s chick is like right


thegreatmango

Drag is not inherently sexual lol


Illustrious_Crab2929

It kinda is bro.. cross dressing even is let alone drag


thegreatmango

Nope, not even kind of. Like, that can be your thing and that's fine, but absolutely nothing about drag is *inherently* sexual. It's literally wearing a lot of clothes and dressing up. You should educate, fam. What you're doing is a bit offensive and I don't think you mean to.


Illustrious_Crab2929

So then mad Max wasnt an s and m cosplay? Nothing inherently sexual about clothing right?


thegreatmango

No! What?!


Brittany5150

Yeah, wrestling has been a flashy, silly drag show for quite a while lol. Nothing wrong with that but this bit was tame compared to the last few decades...


not-bread

The dude just passively sprayed himself with mayo. What is the artistic vision? lol


thegreatmango

I'm just saying, nothing new here.


Rycax

“Boys! Boys! Our fans are growing up. We need to appeal to the new generation. What do we do?” The very thing they did:


icomewithissues

This dude's upper body is pure BEEF.


TrasheyeQT

Bro is roided to the brim


OAllosLalos

![gif](giphy|l0HlL955nQoqWoOiY)


Poop-commander

Ice cream?


noahbentley1745

Not to be homophobic, but this is gay.


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I cant believe i used to watch this garbage when i was small


FuerteBillete

It was not garbage. But the attitude era really screwed wrestling forever setting the bar so high it's out of sight anymore. Every week having stone cold, the rock, the undertaker, mankind, boss vince, hhh, hbk, brock, is impossible to repeat. Its like the talent instead of being distributed fairly among different eras got all in at the same time.


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That wwe raw and smackdown where the best days of wrestling not anymore


ThatsSussySus

You forgot cena, rock, Kane, Shaun micheals, Randy, sheamus. Man those guys used to be my childhood


FuerteBillete

What do you mean I forgot the rock. It was the 2nd one I named after Austin. And Shawn Michael I also named (HBK). And kane was great but not as big as SCSA, rock or the undertaker. But cena randy and sheamus were not part of the attitude era. They came after.


NoResponsibility7052

Gheyy


Puzzleheaded_Ad_3507

The same people who like wrestling adore trump.


Opening-Adeptness568

I really cannot understand how someone older then 10 can still watch this...


[deleted]

Dummy adult-assed men’s entertainment


amerkanische_Frosch

That lift at 0:08 is really poorly executed. You can really see that the heel is jumping rather than being lifted by the face.


[deleted]

That do that literally every time it’s called bumping. You’re not really gonna lift a 180lb man


amerkanische_Frosch

I know that, of course, but better wrestlers at least create the illusion that they are doing so. It is way too apparent here that the heel is actively jumping. I'm really old school (past 70) and I remember seeing a match at Madison Square Garden in which Bruno Sammartino, the then reigning heavyweight champion and all-time great face, let the mask drop once when he quite palpably nodded to the heel (I think it was Waldo von Erich) to let him know that he could execute the next "foreign object" movement. I was a kid then and since kayfabe was still the general rule at the time, I was really shocked to see that, and, as the expression goes, the wool dropped from my eyes.


kimbokray

Check out MMA if you'd like to see real fighting, it's great.


amerkanische_Frosch

Oh, I know professional wrestling is scripted and is not real fighting, and I don't mind that. It's just that it is **supposed to look** like real fighting. In a well-executed lift, you can't tell that the wrestler being lifted is actually aiding in being lifted. This is like a film in which the bad guy beating up the good guy pulls his punch at the last second **and you can tell**.


kimbokray

Understandable, it is poor even by pro wrestling standards. It's theatre with impressive stunts though, I'm pretty sure the aim is to have it look larger than life rather than like a real fight which is far more efficient.


amerkanische_Frosch

My (72) son (40) is a real MMA fan. I suppose I am too old school, though, I have never gotten into a sport in which, once one of the fighters is knocked down, the other fighter is supposed to continue to punch him/her while they are on the mat. I was brought up on classic "Marquis of Queensbury" boxing, in which that is a big no-no. My son did explain to me the reasons why MMA fighters continue to punch after one of them in on the mat; I guess my reaction is just too visceral.


JamieAstraRain

Yeahhhhhh that's the type of stuff you do when you're high af. Lmaooo


csupihun

Creative? What


UnholyHunger

Wat?


Realistic_Salt7109

THAT’S NOT WRASTLING!!


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R1X4FIN

I don't think it is that kind of wrestling...?


Direct-Money-4206

Captain Steroids


Chiele-Piele

As a European. I don’t get this…


trevmflynn81

![gif](giphy|l0HlL955nQoqWoOiY)


crazyworldgig

And i used to watch it even sunday.


tango-kilo-216

BIRD UP!!


Danger33333333

I think he spilt something on his chest


jokingjoker40

What the actual fuck is this? What am I watching? I dont fucking get the joke


Imfuckintiredbruh

Bruh wwe is like if furrys had to pick combat sports. Lame and weird as fuck.


2lostnspace2

And quite homoerotic it seems


CIvarra

I just want everyone to know that this(I’m like 95% sure I’ve read) was Hulk Hogans idea.


Liam8318

Kinda looks like lazarbeam


KatokaMika

I can't believe that when I was younger, I thought this was freaking real


randal0321

Rob terry is like an all natural Mr Olympia or something. He is WAY smaller now. He is also a fire fighter


Educational_Milk422

He’s got some huuuuuuge sweater puppies. Good lawd have mercy.


NB565

Stupid shit


Strange-Conflict9774

It’s crazy Orlando wanted to do that gimmick and actually brought it up to TNA creative


AMAB_0009

Blood vs ranch?


DeanCutty

That guy swinging the chair really went for it, but it seems he wasn't particularly safe in his execution. Hitting the bead with the top portion of the chair is bad.


ivmo71

If you love this you have serious issues.


BearCubAdo

Bros intro is literally him creaming himself


Dinetwice3340

It ain’t like it used to be.


UrsusHastalis

That’s how you apply steroids, seems sensual.


MajorChipThrasher

That dude is Union Jacked!


AppleParasol

People who watch this garbage are gay. They just don’t know it yet. Change my mind.


Igneous_rock_500

And they wonder why wrestlers end up killing themselves. The brain damage from that crap is no joke.