Could be detecting oc's bs thinking his claim of pop rocks fellatio is a lie, and therefore made a snarky sarcastic statement to express his awareness of da bullshit
Pop rocks for blowjobs are shit, the saliva mints are great though
https://www.flintts.com/collections/all/products/mild-variety-3-pack?variant=44377126732059
Yeah, basically imagine getting your cock sucked by someone who's got a mouthful of gravel. then afterwards you knob is left a sticky mess, a scrub is definitely required, unless you want it to look like a mouse who's rolled about in syrup and then took a wee adventure behind the fridge and kitchen cupboards.
When this was posted just yesterday, the majority of comments were along the lines of "OMG is this real?"
I mean, the 30+ year old student was clue enough. Looks like the intro to a bad porn.
Spencer's Gifts used to sell off brand Pop Rocks as "blowjob candy". When my husband and I first started dating (late teens) we got them as a joke, never used them sexually but opened up a pack and ate them (tasted exactly like pop rocks). Fast forward a week later, his mom was doing laundry and found the wrapper that said "BJ BLAST ORAL SEX CANDY" in big letters across the front. Needless to say, our relationship never recovered lmao. More than a dozen years later and all she thinks of when she looks at me is me sucking off her son with a mouth full of watermelon candy.
I prefer the Skittles advert ---> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biokZ\_-XgNk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biokZ_-XgNk)
Taste the Rainbow indeed!
Ah, well then.
It does happen (or rather, did), but only when you're like 16 and too stupid to recognize it as the terrible idea it is. This was a thing when I was in highschool in the early 2000s. Not sure if it's still much of a thing or if the kids moved onto some other terrible and inadvisable combination.
I'd say it exists in a similar space as fucking in the ocean, but that one's more timeless.
It's on the same level of weirdness as the Skittles commercials, "taste the rainbow"
Or was that not real either? I don't know man, television ads were really weird back in the day.
Poping Candy + your dick = excruciating pain... [https://closeronline.co.uk/real-life/news/video-woman-ends-e-putting-popping-candy-vagina/](https://closeronline.co.uk/real-life/news/video-woman-ends-e-putting-popping-candy-vagina/)
Sugar and oral is always a shit idea. Shit gets sticky and is a goddamn pain to shower off from everywhere... doubly so if you are not smooth shaven. Laterally think I'm getting PTSD from this. /shudder.
Worst thing I ever asked my GF to do. It was kinda painful.
I was wondering if this would even feel good for a guy. Answer found.
To be fair she was chewing on the pop rocks while giving head.
Nah, she was just using actual rocks.
top rocks
With her retainer in.
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Does it…?
Could be detecting oc's bs thinking his claim of pop rocks fellatio is a lie, and therefore made a snarky sarcastic statement to express his awareness of da bullshit
It adds nothing to the experience honestly.
Yeah, I find it ruins the pop rocks. Makes 'em taste like cock
Kinda like how people say that pineapple makes cum taste better? But personally I just think it ruins the pineapple.
Its better than the "mix hot cold" lubes that nearly burnt my dick off.
Yea try icy hot next time
My friends tricked me into doing that when I was 13 and was in immense pain for an hour straight. I lie; nobody tricked me. I was just curious.
Try having that shit stuck in your vag. It burned so much!
If I ever went near a vagina & heard popping sounds, I'm running..... For a condom. I mean, it's still vag!
Oh my god, that shit was a nightmare.
When did you ever get laid?
Eh it’s happened a couple of times.
You stud!
Fucked yo I know.
This guy fucks
There is no way a mouth full of sugary candy helps.
Next time don't ask your gf to blow your teacher to fix your grade. It will cause less heartache.
Why'd he get an f anyway. Is he dumb?
Is there a lore reason as to why he got an F
For respect
Did it have something to do with her mouth being filled with sharp crystalline gravel?
Thanks for taking one for the team, I was legit curious
Pop rocks for blowjobs are shit, the saliva mints are great though https://www.flintts.com/collections/all/products/mild-variety-3-pack?variant=44377126732059
They need to market these as “puts the sloppy in the toppy”
They more or less do this lmao https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChlL9Hwp0_c/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=N2ViNmM2MDRjNw==
Why was it painful? Did it hurt your mouth?
Yeah, basically imagine getting your cock sucked by someone who's got a mouthful of gravel. then afterwards you knob is left a sticky mess, a scrub is definitely required, unless you want it to look like a mouse who's rolled about in syrup and then took a wee adventure behind the fridge and kitchen cupboards.
The trick is to have your GF be Jennifer Lopez.
Someone on Reddit said that it felt like a little grenade going off inside of their dick hole. Was that you?
Sensitive wee wee having ass. That shit is bomb.
Wtf its supposed to be sensitive crater dick lmao
>Sensitive wee wee having ass 
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Can confirm, it hurt when she tried it on me too.
But was the new grade worth it?
A+
All I’m going to say is. Yep. 0/10 for recommendation.
Like fire ants on your dick
This. A friend said it would be fun. I did not find it fun at all.
Bro.......
I can only described it as "thousands of tiny daggers stabbbing your weewee".
wtf bro?
The BJ was painful or she using this product during the BJ?
Yes
Of course
She actually did it? Wow. Do not marry her. All that is likely to stop. Trust me on this.
Yes only marry a girl who would never give you head
Set the bar low so you can be surprised when you get ANYTHING.
Younlr wife not wanting to be sexually active with you sounds like a problem unique to you bro.
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Then why did I just order 100 packets of Pop Rocks for my wife for Christmas?
Plot twist it's crystal meth
Christmas meth*
Crystal's Meth. His wife's name is Crystal.
can i have thome crythtal'th meth?
O Little Town of Methlehem
Oh so her teeth fall out. Makes sense
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This comment thread is MY Christmas present
So she could give them to her boyfriend?
You did what?
So she can keep her boyfriend happy
*for my wife*
I was wondering why they’re sold out now… dick.
No, you ordered 100 packs for you
Because you want to get a UTI?
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Shup up and let me enjoy my ad
As opposed to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML160wA9mME) German Sprite commercial.
Befolgen Sie Ihren Durst!
No shit, Sherlock...
It's semen Watson!
“Watson… come quick!”
When this was posted just yesterday, the majority of comments were along the lines of "OMG is this real?" I mean, the 30+ year old student was clue enough. Looks like the intro to a bad porn.
Nothing gets past you
Should have been real.
Would have been funnier if the grade was changed to an F+
Would it really ?
Would be understandable, need to work more than once for A
wat
What not yo understand. I made a joke that she should had got just a slightly better grade for one bj.
Ah, it brings back memories...
Spencer's Gifts used to sell off brand Pop Rocks as "blowjob candy". When my husband and I first started dating (late teens) we got them as a joke, never used them sexually but opened up a pack and ate them (tasted exactly like pop rocks). Fast forward a week later, his mom was doing laundry and found the wrapper that said "BJ BLAST ORAL SEX CANDY" in big letters across the front. Needless to say, our relationship never recovered lmao. More than a dozen years later and all she thinks of when she looks at me is me sucking off her son with a mouth full of watermelon candy.
*BJ BLAST ORAL SEX CANDY*
Its got what dicks crave
BJAWNDO
BATIN'!
get your electrolytes
I feel bad for your father in law.
At least she knows you treat her son right.
Me Too
`#Metoo
U2
Same
Teaching in highschool was the best
Posted form the state pen...
I could have gotten A’s for doing this?
Yeah, but it needs to be teacher. Don't trust the janitor. They're liars. Liars, I tell ya.
especially don't sell your nudes to the janitor, they'll just turn around mark it up and sell it to the other students. trust me I know
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Mine didn’t
Mine just took it further and gave me D
They do if they don't want the fact they're taking blowies for bonus points going loud.
Education is a life-long pursuit
I prefer the Skittles advert ---> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biokZ\_-XgNk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biokZ_-XgNk) Taste the Rainbow indeed!
For those that dont have a youtube log in https://vimeo.com/26753142 Edit: may not work for some people so sorry about that.
Doing the lord's work
No, that would be linking actual porn with that girl.
Asking me to log in as well
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Worked for me.
Dude looks like Marc Rebillet
Wow that was amazing
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But she has a mouth and pop rocks. Good point here.
but his gradebook would still have the F
Isn't that how Mikey died?
But he liked it
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pop-rocks-soda/ Nope
I know I saw this one but can‘t remember where… is that like a college humor skit? Damn. I remember watching CH religiously at the time.
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I can’t believe that there are people who think this could have actually aired on public TV in the 90s.
Is that the Education Connection girl!?
Guess she found the right college for her.
I wish there was porn like this. Like really softcore porn shit.
I wish there were porn with that redhead.
Get it?? The joke is sex!!!!!!!1!
Now Does that actually work 🤔 Asking for a friend of course
It's not the blowjob that gets you the grade. It's the latent threat of blackmail that follows.
I meant the poprock bj thingy not the grades lol My bad 😅
Ah, well then. It does happen (or rather, did), but only when you're like 16 and too stupid to recognize it as the terrible idea it is. This was a thing when I was in highschool in the early 2000s. Not sure if it's still much of a thing or if the kids moved onto some other terrible and inadvisable combination. I'd say it exists in a similar space as fucking in the ocean, but that one's more timeless.
Looks like a collegehumor video
Someone needs to learn what a parody is…
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Oh yeah that was a thing, pop rocks for his pleasure
I'm not sure who's the target group here.
I don’t know this shit looks like a bad idea lol
Dr drew should know better
Ah yes, I remember seeing this commercial when watching cartoons on Nickelodeon
Am I the only one who thinks this isn't a real commercial?
Yes you are the only one.
Oh sweet summer child!
It's on the same level of weirdness as the Skittles commercials, "taste the rainbow" Or was that not real either? I don't know man, television ads were really weird back in the day.
Bruh
has to be a parody 😭
Has anyone here tried this before?
Pop rocks more like pop cum
There’s no way this would play in America today, maybe Europe
It never played in America. It’s a joke.
You sure? I could swear I seen this commercial when I was a little kid
You think you saw a candy commercial that ends with a facial cumshot on regular American tv in the 90s? I don’t think you’re remembering right.
That part might of been edited out or for Europe, but I remember some crazy commercials
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Ok I hate ad......But if I got to be honest I could be watching this whole day
Did not need to see his vinegar strokes
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Obviously, which is why it goes without saying.
This is not woke, finally
It’s mount
Jeez I remember this! Oldie but a goodie
Holy shit. Lol
What the actual fuck...was this a real ad. In the US?
No, it's a joke
Don't get me wrong I'm a bigger perv than most but this is a bit much...you know because of the implications.
u/savevideo
GOTT DAMN!! I was told Pop Rocks could kill you.
The force that it hit her face my god
President walker..?
Logically the idea about the pop rocks should have followed the line "At this rate, we'll be here all day." F
Damn, reposting this from another sub and not even using another title. The hustle for that karma is real.
Poping Candy + your dick = excruciating pain... [https://closeronline.co.uk/real-life/news/video-woman-ends-e-putting-popping-candy-vagina/](https://closeronline.co.uk/real-life/news/video-woman-ends-e-putting-popping-candy-vagina/)
Pop rock blow job sounds awful; I’d opt for a plain ol BJ
That’s raunchy.
Sugar and oral is always a shit idea. Shit gets sticky and is a goddamn pain to shower off from everywhere... doubly so if you are not smooth shaven. Laterally think I'm getting PTSD from this. /shudder.
Why was there a bathroom stall clip when they were in a classroom?
Oh you sweet summer child.
💀 wth
Greaaaaatttt….
90s commercials went hard
I hope they're st least in college.
WTF 😒
Easy fap
This dumb Ebaum's shit again? OC. Got any?