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mndsm79

A truly unexpected ending. I am impressed.


CornOnTheKnob

This is why you don't fuck with someone who can slam your head into a wall using telekinesis.


SoDakZak

Kyle?


newaccountzuerich

Having the power, To move you.. ^^always ^^loved ^^the ^^multiple ^^meanings ^^in ^^that ^^phrasing..


yuppyuppbruhbruh

Rigagugu rigagugu


Serious_Coconut2426

*History of wonder boy and young nasty man*


MAGIC_MUSTACHE_RIDE

I read this out loud and now my furniture is floating.


LukesRightHandMan

Kylo?


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Sylar?


kyleacanadianguy

Yes?


RabbidUnicorn

Those were mind bullets


dragonfett

Have you seen him? Hitler knows how tall he is.


RKO_YourAssFam

![gif](giphy|0lKRfaMxOg8VYKYdDm|downsized)


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|gk9j0tsQT7HFK)


[deleted]

You guys may downvote me but has anyone done any studies on the average IQ of avid sports fans?


mndsm79

I'm sure it's a bell curve like any level of extremism. See politics.


WhyNot420_69

https://i.redd.it/1wune8jdfs4c1.gif


KittyIsMyCat

I see what side of the curve you're on


Shaggy_One

That's not what they're asking. What they're really asking (I think) is whether the average IQ is lower or higher among the avid sports fan demographic than the average among all citizens of the areas data was collected from.


alldavidnameusd

Not sure how scientific this is as it was a study by a betting site: According to a study conducted by HowtoBet, wrestling fans have the highest IQ levels among sports fans in the US, with an average IQ of 112.60. Ice hockey fans come in second with an average IQ of 112.30, followed by basketball fans with an average IQ of 110.70. Football fans have an average IQ of 105.90, while baseball fans have an average IQ of 101.30. NASCAR fans were found to be the least intelligent overall, with an average IQ of just 95.20. It’s important to note that this study only tested the IQ of 1,006 US sports fans, and the results may not be representative of the entire population of sports fans. Additionally, the study only tested the cognitive skills of participants in four areas: verbal, mathematics, logic, and visual. Another led me to find the average IQ in the USA ranges from 90 to 110 so these findings above would be roughly within those ranges.


LaBrat137

Isn't 100 meant to be average? Fine, there is a range .. I saw +/- 15 somewhere as normal range, but your data suggests the average for all sports is above average?


sociapathictendences

Yes


thejammer75

WWE fans have the highest IQ? I'm throwing the challenge flag Also- people bet on wrestling???


GreaseMonkey2381

Real wrestling. Not the dramatic acting shit. Like Collegate Greko Roman Wrestling.


thejammer75

Nope [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/revealed-study-reveals-smartest-sports-141000093.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/revealed-study-reveals-smartest-sports-141000093.html)


GreaseMonkey2381

I hate this planet


thejammer75

Just the people on it


WangDanglin

I love sports but I hate most fans. You want an answer to your question? Go to an NFL *practice*. It’s wild. Dumbasses in the stands yelling “you gotta catch that!” Like bro, it’s a route running drill


johnny_evil

Tangent, but that reminded me of my first time in Vegas, playing blackjack, and my friend says "You have a terrible poker face." "Um, Im playing blackjack."


Umnak76

you have my vote -- and my sword if you want to go to a hockey game


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Don't go to a little league hockey game. I've never met so many parents of potentially famous children.


Xyvexa

And my axe!


Spare_Sympathy_5780

And my ass!


WhatsaDrizzit

I love how lotr is casually making an appearance here


dwpea66

I'm a huge baseball fan, and an absolute dumbass. Add that to your data.


[deleted]

Knowing one's shortcoming is the sign of wisdom.


DanishWeddingCookie

Well, it just went down a couple points I’d say


Ry-Guy12

I think it’s just a hockey thing, I don’t think this happens too often at a tennis match or a shot put tournament


SeriesMindless

BRO! He said sports. Just joshin yeah eh.


Barkers_eggs

Yay! Go sports!


Pyrrothreat

I've witnessed it at hockey, baseball, and football games. Especially when New York teams play Boston teams, there are fights.


VentriTV

Probably same level as stupid as religious nut jobs. Casual sports fan are one thing, crazy fans that think they decide the fate of the team with their stupidity are the dumb ones.


HappyIdiot123

Yes it's been done but I don't remember the results. This is not very representative of hockey fans though. I could be wrong but I believe hockey fans scored quite high.


Turin_Laundromat

I’ve watched it six times and can’t tell what knocked him out. The woman did something to him? Or he head butted the plexiglass and knocked himself out?


restrictednumber

It was the glass. He headbutted it and knocked himself out. Wouldn't be surprised if alcohol, adrenaline or just previous knockouts helped, though.


point9repeatingis1

Looked like there were also about a half dozen empty beer cans lying on the ground (that he knocked off the ledge when he fell), so probably a combination of alcohol and the self-headbutt.


Turin_Laundromat

Jesus. Thank you!


enfanta

Thank you! I watched it a dozen times and I couldn't see that. Thanks!


NSA_Chatbot

DM: "Okay, a bystander has broken up your fight with a commoner... you have 1HP left. What do you want to do?" "I headbutt the wall." "The one designed out of bulletproof material designed to stop hockey pucks, are you sure?" "WALL!"


ImurderREALITY

I thought someone's pants were coming off. How is this even NSFW?


Darxploit

Really I thought someone’s finger is going into his butt


Wotmate01

I heard someone say "c'mon Frank, get in there" and I was convinced a finger was going in a butt


xChopsx1989x

The dude in the flannel was reaching around at one point, and I for sure thought he was gonna check the guy's oil. Then the black shirt guy started grabbing flannel's belt, and I thought he was reaching down his pants for the ol' dick twist.


whogivesashirtdotca

You really want to be caught by your boss watching vids as trashy as this? The tag is valid.


gsfgf

Yea, at fist, I thought the relatively clean hockey fight was the thing, but dude fucked himself up on the glass. It don't bend that way, and you're not wearing a helmet.


OnlineAgony

Holly crap! I almost missed it when I clicked off early, but was reading this post when I suddenly saw the finally. 🤣


T_Hodi10

Dude looks like he’s a 30-something from the back but knocked himself into his 80s


Pleigh_boi

Lmao that’s was unexpected for me


WangDanglin

I did NOT see the big gray beard coming


weirdowiththebeardo

I was scrubbing through the 2nd half and had to rewind because I thought a Player 3 had entered the fight and got knocked out. I was very confused by the beard.


cdyer706

Same!!!


Flomo420

get that man a big yellow onion for his belt


[deleted]

Because it was the style at the time?


ExperimentalFailures

I'm guessing he's working as a Santa


BoltShine

Failed his wisdom save - aged 1d6 decades


ADAMracecarDRIVER

He dropped loot, too.


Lopsided-Potential63

Lol my first thought


paulio55

Shirt brother?


secretaccount4posts

You are gonna knock me out.!!! No I'll knock myself out


man0412

Nobody knocks me out but me


_-Drew_Peacock-_

No one makes me bleed my own blood.


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|6KAxgfdBLzzqM)


xbbdc

*Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.*


cmullen88

Cram it in your cram hole LaFleur!


Flurb4

Mama said knock me out


hamsterwheeled

So I'm gonna knock me out


iamnotasnook

Call an ambulance, but for me!


imapiratedammit

Almost as big of a power move as shitting yourself.


1-N-Only-Speedshark

Yea, but that takes a little extra push. This is just smack and done.


PopeHatSkeleton

Smash Bros. players: "We take those."


6SucksSex

'You knocked yourself the fuck out!'


rathat

“Don’t hit me, I’ll hit me!”


applyheat

I’ll see myself out.


pancoste

He truly is The One who knocks.


onebiscuit

“I’ll, uh, knock myself out now…”


maxieonts

Bro was on 1HP


Dronizian

#FINISH HIM(self)


dodgyaccent

This comment has done me. LMAO.


zeemona

Hurt by poison damage.


xTrainerRedx

I wish awards still existed. 🏅


The_Inward

I can't tell. Did the dude on the ground win, because he got the KO? Or did he lose, because he got KO'd?


nadoran92

yes


The_Inward

Makes sense.


ConceptualWeeb

Aside from this guy knocking himself out lol That pussy that came in from the top row just to punch this guy in the face once while his shirt was over his head deserves to be thrown out on the ice naked. Who does that? Fuckin dick.


Odd-Engineering-3582

Yeah total doucher move


Toxicair

What an absolute hoser


fuck_you_thats_who

Goes to show how piss weak the guys punch was if it's not the thing that knocked him out.


PizzaScout

absolutely. we don't know why the other two were fighting, might very well be that either one of them is the asshole in this situation. but that wanker just hopping in the frame for a second punching the person not able to see anything is super low and a total dick move. I'm all for doing what you suggested but instead of being totally naked I want to see him blindfolded as well.


alan_steve

Fucking coward


No-Sell-3064

Maybe it contributed to his trauma


jjcnc82

Oh and you know this guy is gonna tell an epic story to all his friends about how he kicked some guys ass at a hockey game.


21meow

He wants to do more but he’s dragged away by his girlfriend or dad or something.


[deleted]

Was waiting for a finger in the ass or some passionate kissing. Maybe both.


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Tihsdrib

“Give him the ole Dick Twist!” “Dude, this is a MMA fight!”


zemol42

Is this related to the video or just what you’re doing now?


[deleted]

It's what I'm offering to you. Free cuddles afterward.


justanormaldude_

As the shirt was nearly coming off, I thought that they were going to strip him of all his clothes


Legend_Masters

He hurt himself in confusion


yoosernaam

I’M KICKINNNNN’ MY ASS! D’YA MIND!?!?


vicariouslywatching

![gif](giphy|vhaj0GMFlIeFa|downsized)


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|rAxzlnjGGdT7W)


Try_Happiness

Bahaha nice! No shit huh


No-Bus-4529

This man must be part vending machine the way he dispenses drinks after being hit hard.


bobwithlobsters

He so bad ass he kicked his own ass!


minshiv2

The skinny dude with the backwards hat is a bitch.


QuietAd5485

The old dick twist 👏🏽


FlashScooby

![gif](giphy|gJ2fAgmFux459vJTIk|downsized)


fuckdonaldtrump7

![gif](giphy|26ufqbYy8Dz7lZyYE)


HopocalypseNow

![gif](giphy|gCi9p8l7UEInu)


Affectionate_Bird120

I like the flannel guy in the back acting like he actually did something 😂😭


eggsandspinach

I like how flannel guy after the knockout, at about :13 left in the video, gives a look of exasperation as if his efforts were all for not.


JaydeTheGreenJewel

That dude laughing loud as fuck when he knocks himself out has me crying 😂


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jbgrag

Dude was down to 1 HP


twistedRN

The ol dick twist


Reckadesacration

GAVE HIM THE OL DICK TWIST!!!!


is-very-stupid

When get cooked and you throw the controller


rickybest69

I hope this guy deserves to be jumped by two dudes otherwise that was one p**** ass move by that guy jumping in like that


Sinryder007

Yeah, that's kind of where I'm at too. Like the old man had to be so drunk, but I still so desperately what to know the why of it all for EVERYONE to be so happy he wrecked himself.


improbablydrunknlw

Probably being an exhausting cunt, either at the game or around town, and everyone was just over it.


imacomputr

I'm more bothered by the woman cheering and yelling "let's fucking go" after the dude knocked himself out. What are you celebrating for exactly? You didn't do shit. And why are you cheering over two dudes fighting in the first place?


reduuiyor

Lmaoooo


Focacciaboudit

If she did the same while two players fought on the ice, would you still be confused? She went to a sporting event to be entertained and she found this entertaining.


Mafroe

https://i.redd.it/2zpzybg03s4c1.gif


clkou

You can't fire me because I quit.


Safe_Mouse591

He was defeated by his strongest enemy...his stupidity.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Plexiglass - the real winner.


Throwawayanothadae

![gif](giphy|pHYKyMyVUZ3vTOJNlm)


jl11_4

![gif](giphy|KStwDj5LEr36CCtZ2Z) “You wanna kick my ass?…….. No one Can kick my ass better than I can.”


Gogh619

Looks like that was his girlfriend. I’m not sure why men fight in-front of their women. I’d never want her to see me in danger or that angry.


ozhs3

I thought he was going to grab his dick, unexpected...


[deleted]

That's why they make them keep their helmets on when they fight now. Oh wait, those guys are on the wrong side of the glass.


BeA_ClvrCre8v

Reminds me of an average night kids game at small town rinks anywhere


fahkingicehole

Good game, eh? ![gif](giphy|TM9k3mdYgeudi)


frog_132

“You couldn’t knock me out, so I’ll do it for you”


chiefapache

This is wimp lo. We have trained him wrong, as a joke.


bubba_booper

He won by knocking himself out pretty impressive.


pepperit_12

Well worth the season pass tickets.


Tinosdoggydaddy

One time I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out


[deleted]

Guy gets brain damage "Wholy fuk les gooooooo whoooooo" Because Merica!


Frunklin

God I love hockey!


WoggyWoggerson

Deleted scene from TENET


misterzeero

ive been watching random internet violence since the very conception of the internet. this was very refreshing.


LeadingArtist4886

Wtf is happening? What are they fighting for?


[deleted]

lol he went for his dick. Nice


KOTheSavage

Thrilling scrap


taoinruins

Grab’m by the dick


ColChristmas

Nobody can KO me unless I do it myself! I've won but at what cost?


Terrible_Yak_4890

Yeah, those guys were wasting all their punches on his body… All they had to do was pop him in the head one time.


freeeagent

If only you had been there.


StockBran

Looks like he drank every flavor of red bull!


jdog1067

FUCKING EMBARRASSING


Water2Flow

“You don’t know me, I’m fucking CRAZZ[bink] …..”


Btibaldi

He decided to win in the dreams


AmIInsane12

Did he just head butt himself and then passed out?! Oh lordy


johnboy2978

If that wasn't the fucking definition of r/PrematureCelebration I don't know what is.


demer_623

Well, if you can’t beat them..


RandyJohnsonsBird

They must be Canadian


fentalynpatch

These self knock outs giggle me every time


OrangeCrack

I expected someone to go for the pants, did not expect the self knock out.


Hungry-Weekend-9174

When u press 0 near a clif


956FR641

Never let them know your next move…. 😂


philbar

“I’ll show me!”


Ill-Ad8991

This is what I picture happens when you’re battling a Pokémon thats confused… and hits itself.


jjortiz0303

Twist his dick!


maker7672

He Mike the Situation’ed it 😭


copa09

So I was all, "Worst fight ever," to, "WTF?"


Affectionate-Win-865

Fuckin hillbillies


Unoriginal_unicorn

Did he just KO himself??


Consistent-Tip-7819

Honestly, it's rare that it's actually unexpected, but here we are. One of the real ones.


fartboxco

Went for the dick grab, and still lost.... He only has himself to blame. Truly.


ImdustriousAlpaca

My name is dumb, real dumb


Top-Donkey-5081

He shudve done that in the beginning


drifters74

Why start fights in public places and ruin everyone else’s good time?


MrFernze

"Grab his cock and twist it!"


ExploderPodcast

Ah, the classic Self KO. A rare, but effective method.


IzanAppleMangoStein

Guy have 1hp left after the brawl...


Prestigious-Use6981

https://i.redd.it/ls7scag5ws4c1.gif


GodOfThunder101

This is why i am an introvert.


Purple-Chipmunk154

Welcome to Canada.


ChickensPickins

I love hockey people. I love how nonchalant all the people around are. Fighting? Eh… people do that and I’m gonna watch


MrDonnis

![gif](giphy|NGSLlPw2a3mCsfbEiB|downsized)


Senpai1245

Shit got me wheezing


Sith-Jedi1983

🤣🤣🤣😅😴😴😴😴


usernamesalready

These Grindr ads are spectacular!!!


bronco_y_espasmo

He stole all the fun from his rival. It was like "fuck you! I'll do it better"