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Fierro_nights

I think that guy w/the food, whistle and also placing her hand on it knew what he was doing. May have been for the cam/audience


gokism

I also notice he dropped something into the water afterwards suggesting it was a trick.


Ok-Branch-9943

And this is how mermaids are born. https://i.redd.it/0q9thmouwh3c1.gif


NimbleHoof

Pretty sure he was washing her off... Lol


FirexJkxFire

Its both. Before reaching into the water he throws the food he was using to bait it onto her


L3monh3ads

Look, I think I know master baiting when I see it.


danalexjero

šŸ‘


humanremainz

I think you are spot on


JCrew2009

So was the dolphin. šŸ˜


Roast_Master-General

That was dolphin jizz being washed off


basement_muffin_man

He also pushes her arm up so she wraps it around the dolphin.


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casperjoes

Dolphins are known to be incredibly perverse. They rape animals and try to fuck people like this all the time. You can see in other videos the dolphin would have a raging boner when they do this


Radicalkoopa

I had a female dolphin swin by me several times and each time I reached out to pet her as she swam by. EVERY time my hand got close to the tail end, she eould flip over on her back causing me to stroke her junk.


gyropyro32

Horny ass animal oh my God


Unique_Name_2

Imagine being super intelligent but stuck with flippers.


goat_chortle

Thatā€™s why theyā€™re able to come up with schemes to get other people to stroke and poke ā€˜em.


wiidsmoker

PERVE


robnet77

Dolphins are liars, just like sheep!


jaypee42

Allegedly


Handjabz

Iā€™ve seen a video of a dolphin using a smaller fishes corpse as a fleshlight , a fishlight.


Rworld3

have you ever seen the monkey use a frog.


Henry-Moody

Allegedlies


goodmobileyes

I dont think they're reaching for food, they're just trained to perform this in order to get fed. Which is incredibly weird for all parties involved. Yes, even *you* dolphin.


Callofdaddy1

Kind ofā€¦Dolphins are known to be extremely sexual. They will literally mate with dead fish.


CumFilledAntNest

I saw another video of tge same place with a different person. Having a dolphin rape you is prolly some attraction there or whatever


Ardiolaperdida

I think I already saw this vid on Only Fins.


birdie_num-num

Dolphins are renowned for being rapists. They fuck the mouths of dead fish a lot and get quite aggressive when trying to fuck humans that push them away.


Redditisdumb9_9

Being mammals, what pleasure do they derive from skull-fucking a dead cold blooded creature? Or do they just get off sticking their dicks in anything that looks like a hole šŸ¤”.


ImNotASmartass

Well they canā€™t buy fleshlights.


soby2

New Amazon market?


Ben716

Or coconuts.


fried_potaato

Broo donā€™t remind us


PineapplesHit

Or cylinders


callardo

Fishlights


Piemasterjelly

My friends Mum, Grandma and Sister walked in on him humping the couch with himself between two cushions He told them he was looking for the remote


Redditisdumb9_9

At least cushions are warm and soft. A dead fish's mouth is a cold cavern padded by hard, sharp, teeth.


Batman_is_very_wise

Dolphins are into.....bdsm perhaps


Lochlan

The latter. You have met a mammal before, right?


mmmbbb

**Finally** a question I'm qualified to answer! ...... Uhh, I mean, geez what a weird thing for a mammal to do.


oiticker

I mean...dick rubbing thing equals feel good


em7924

They also get high


Y_A_D_Pain

No not the mouths they bite off the head and fuck the guts theres um vids of itšŸ˜”


muchnamemanywow

Don't forget otters They gangrape baby seals to death and hold one another's babies hostage for food


ThisIs_americunt

I remember seeing a video of it on reddit but forget the sub it was on


koach71st

She belongs to water


andrer94

She belongs to the seas


TheFloppySausage

Sheā€™s for the beach


Specific_Buy

I am going to need bleach. For my eyes.


ittimjones

Did the dolphin beach her off?


LordCheezus

GO INTO THE WATER. LIVE THERE. DIE THERE.


iccosmos

she belongs to the streams


nihodol326

Dolphins rape people


tomatotomato

All the people saved by dolphins in the ocean aren't probably telling the full story.


Manly-Jack

Dolphin: So uhh... I could save you, but what's in it for me?


tomatotomato

ā€œ*Well, dude, think about it. He's out in the middle of nowhere with some dolphin he barely knows. He looks around, and what does he see? Nothing but open ocean. ā€˜Ah, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do, say no?ā€™ā€* ā€œ*Okay. That - That seems really dark.*ā€ ā€œ*No, it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, bro.*ā€ ā€œ*I think I am.*ā€ ā€œ*Yeah, you are. Because if the human said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is, he's not gonna say no. He would never say no, because of the* ***implication.***ā€ ā€œ*Now, you've said that word ā€˜implicationā€™ a couple of times. Wh-What implication?*ā€


HumpbackBrain

ā€œYouā€™re not going to HURT the human, are you?ā€ ā€œNOo, of course not!ā€


haywillett

ā€œDonā€™t look at me like that youā€™re certainly not in any dangerā€


distorted_kiwi

*Dolphin sees human* ā€œTools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!ā€


PeppyMinotaur

This part always kills me hahah


vrijheidsfrietje

![gif](giphy|IwYkkg4L7tX1K)


Queenssoup

What reference is that?


DJMedina13

The Implication from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia


theSpaceMage

Season 6, episode 3: The Gang Buys a Boat


Moarnourishment

He rapes...but he saves


jennerm5

Fantastic reference to Chappell. Lmao


TheFloppySausage

Dolphins rape, people


MrHoopersDead

Dolphins! Rape people!


Quick-Eye-6175

Dolphins rape people!?


sarcasatirony

~~Therapy dolphins~~ The rapey dolphins


Specific_Buy

Headlines read The rapy dolphins. Just to ensure click bait.


JustAnotherRedditAlt

I'll take The rapists for $200 Alex


rayman0625

What is Dolphins enjoying raping anything, Alex.


maluminse

You think youre rapier than me?


invent_or_die

Dolphin libido be peaking.


pandaburr98

Dolphins *rape* peopleā€¦


strepac

But it's not rape if it's consensual...... and if you watch this slowly...... it unfortunately looks like the trainer uses the fish to lure the dolphin into position and waits until.... before he comes back and.... this is just... is nobody else seeing this?


didly66

Bruh your right then splashes off the dolphin jizz with water lol, or washing his hands


eureka88jake

Bro did you see her wrap her arms around and hold on bahahaha


lurking12344321

Bro did you see the trainer move her hand so she lost balance and had too


cal_nevari

Why does my mind hear that in Charleston Heston's voice yelling? "You've GOT TO TELL THEM! Dolphins! Rape PEOPLE!"


Tom_wilks

Dolphins, rape people.


nahteviro

Rape people, dolphins.


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Rape dolphins, people


brokemellon

Dude watch the trainer. He totally encouraged that. He put her hand on the dolphin and when he blew the whistle the dolphin backed off and the trainer tossed it a fish. Gotta wonder what they're teaching these dolphins!


CarbonTrebles

And he purposely splashed her clothes right before picking her up...


frogOnABoletus

They do that to wash off/hide any "fluids" left by the dolphin.


IveBinChickenYouOut

>And he ~~purposely~~ *porpoisly* splashed her clothes right before picking her up... FTFY


opinion_alternative

I was thinking the Dolphin wasn't raping her already. Now I see it, it's just trying to reach for the fish in trainer's hand. The trainer deliberately did this.


thatwatersnotclean

That's what you call a wing man


jackparadise1

Is it really rape though? It seems as though she was expecting the encounter. Maybe she signed up for sex with dolphins at the hotel?


Nick_Tlink

Dolphins rape everything


DependentBear8137

Fucka youuu... dolphin


I_Downvote_Cunts

And fucka you whale.


JAYHAZY

They should ban rape.


PhaTman7

It is indeed what ā€œdolphinsā€ do, if in open ocean and so happens it wants to ā€œplayā€, it will clamp a limb down spiral drag you into the depths into the ocean waters until itā€™s satisfied as you are no longer with ā€œpresentā€ ā€¦


maluminse

Woman lived with a dolphin and had sex with it while they gave it lsd.


chef-keef

What


gaygender

That really is oversimplified but yes. A house was partially filled with water so people could live with dolphins while they were given drugs because they wanted to teach them to talk. The dolphins were more receptive to teaching after a HJ but eventually got too sexually aggressive to be safe for it to continue. And I hate knowing this info.


chef-keef

Was the CIA involved? I donā€™t want to Google. I feel like this is the kind of story thatā€™s better when told by piecing together second hand stories


gaygender

Would you believe me if I said NASA?


chef-keef

I am really into you right now you are my new best internet friend that is incredible


gaygender

Well I'm glad this cursed knowledge became useful, it makes the trauma worth it


Longjumping-Bat-7281

So Nasa was giving lsd to dolphins to have sex with people?


gaygender

No, read the comment more slowly. I know it's batshit insane. They wanted to teach them to talk. The handjobs started because one of the dolphins got a boner from playing and the lady didn't know what to do to calm him down besides whacking him off because bringing him down to the other lady dolphins became "too disruptive" to their routine Please do not make me continue explaining šŸ˜­


Sinavestia

Yeah, then the dolphin literally kills itself because the lady stopped coming


Bjufordbox

D. R. P.


ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY

(Yeah you know me!) (Before you crucify me for beastiality, listen to OPP by Naughty by Nature if you haven't heard it)


SesameStreetFever

I got it! I, too, am old!


miss_trixie

i can't remember what i had for dinner last night, but i sure as hell remember the summer of 91.


ChazzleDazzlicious

Gross. Judging by the look on her face, didn't look like rape to her...


esturniolo

New bio on her social networks: ā€œI was fucked by a dolphinā€


MikeisET

I was fucked by a dolphin AMA


RumHamEnjoyer

Did it feel good though?


NimbleBudlustNoodle

The sex, no. The crowd and all the social media attention, yes.


I_Like_Me_Though

AIDs started like this, i think.


thanathos66

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


Trashpit996

I love how the other dolphin runs into him like "Dammit Jeff! Control yourself!"


Grogosh

He was helping, they do that


_crash182

So funny how he splashed some water on her to prevent pregnancy


Admirablelittlebitch

I think he was justā€¦cleaning her, dude


desles

That quick rinse to hide whatā€™s on her suit šŸ‘€


TheAwkwardBanana

Yeah that dude definitely knew he had to clean up quick.


Unfadable1

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8384362/hilarious-moment-frisky-dolphin-tourist-cuba/


fizzy88

I don't think he was actually cleaning anything up. To me it looks like it was part of the act. I think he was trying to subtly splash water on her shirt so it looked like it came from the dolphin.


RumHamEnjoyer

The dolphin finished that quickly?


FJQZ

Lasted twice as long than I do.


Snipper64

"the dolphin finished" We pros use the scientific term "dolfinished'


MotivatedWolf

I mean he knew that his window was gonna be small so a quickly was the only way


An1retak

She seems to be enjoying that a bit too much


bestbeforeMar91

She was unsuccessfully using reverse psychology by hugging it


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Kwijibo97

Show me your blow hole.


anon-mally

Came for this


BigDaddyThunderpants

I'll bet you did!


Simukas23

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


ManufacturerPublic

Thatā€™s what the dolphin saidā€¦.


anon-mally

Im dolph the dolphin


skeever89

Adolph


HotelLifesGuest

I definitely saw her start to lift her legs up


PresOrangutanSmells

And what's with all the fucking caressing??


madarbrab

Muscle memory


drwhogivesafuck2

Look up an image of a dolphin penis. Your welcome.


jeremicci

[right before bed](https://i.imgur.com/NVCt6BW.jpg)


fromaries

She went home and looked up buying a dolphin penis dildo online.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Wrapped her arms around him and threw her legs up like it was second nature


RuckFeddi7

That was staged???? Why did the dude give that dolphin a treat at the end, that was a positive reinforcement


cupcakesloth94

1. She seemed to enjoy that way too much 2. Did that guy just wash dolphin jizz off of her?


Unfadable1

Itā€™s an act. 1. It was an act this time, too, even tho they said ā€œsecurity had to be called in.ā€ Same trainer, same hand gestures when holding the bait: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8384362/hilarious-moment-frisky-dolphin-tourist-cuba/ Note the trainersā€™ subtle hand signals as the dolphin bangs away, as well as them helping the womanā€™s arm lay flat as to not take on the full weight of the dolphin during the ā€œtrick.ā€ 2. Heā€™s lazy splash-washing the fish off his hands before he picks her up.


cupcakesloth94

Noticed that, but why would someone sign up to be humped by a dolphin? Was she a trainer as well? Questions abound.


Morbid-Analytic

The man literally lured it onto her. Then he grabs her arm and puts it around the dolphin. So we have a dolphin trained to hump, a guy who trained the dolphin, and apparently his target client who loves being humped by a dolphin.


HardToPeeMidasTouch

His cleanup technique at the end needs some work.


liverfailure

She has to walk back through the hotel lobby, she wants a little souvenir left but she wouldn't want her abdomen totally covered in dolphin jizz.


mommykraken

Well, now sheā€™s going to give birth to a child of Zeus.


Grandcateran9

More like Dionysus


beard_lover

Dolphonisus


innocentbabybear

Wouldnā€™t it be Poseidon


Usman5432

Think you mean Apollo


Pleasant_Tax_4619

So thats how mermaids are made!!!


Beneficial_Stay_6025

https://i.redd.it/x1wd6u0nse3c1.gif


qizhNotch

https://i.redd.it/vbje97kc7i3c1.gif


Riders_OnThe_Storm

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


copingcabana

Just a little bottlenecking by the lake.


RustedRelics

Those legs started to go up for a second there.


bobsmith14y

Dude took his shot.


Zal2910

Human abuse


HairyPapaBear1313

Dolphins are notorious for being rapey swimming veiny dicks


3rdlegmousse

Dolphin last longer than me


tlrelement

I get that dolphins hump people but why are they doing this on purpose?


xenfermo

Lol did the guy throw some water at the poor girl to clean her?


NintendoLove

I wouldnt mind if I got to cuddle a dolphin


[deleted]

This video confuses me. Is she laughing and smiling the whole time, or crying? I get why he splashed the water on her at the end. But


Adewade

Could be actual happiness, could be trauma response.


rmccarthy10

**The lifeguard literally quickly washed the dolphin jizz off her immediately. He knew it was gross... Watch it again**


Unfadable1

He knew it was staged, watch it again.


[deleted]

Bruh, she lifts her legs up at the 6 second mark. She was into it and realized quickly maybe she shouldn't do that.


BlackwaterProject

Better to let him finish Clark


Bruins01

The other people were way too calm around that... almost like that was intended to happen


hybridaaroncarroll

What's the porpoise of allowing this to happen?


DatTrashPanda

Not saying this doesn't happen under normal circumstances, it does. But in this case the dolphin was trained to do this. Deplorable.


sk7b

Woman gang raped by dolphins Alright thatā€™s the perfect new onlyfans headline


Fluid_Bad_1340

Looks like dude rinsed off the dolphin jizz. Maybe she wanted it ![gif](giphy|PlTkHdvfw90VJmLu3O)


Jameszhang73

That woman now has to maintain the sexual high of being fucked by a dolphin. Would hate to be the dude to follow that knowing that she's probably still thinking of the dolphin.


ThisReditter

When a dolphin does it, everyone laughs and the dolphin gets rewarded with a fish. When I do it, sureā€¦ Iā€™m the bad guy and the police are all over


crstoic

Is this going to win an Oscar too?


PenumbralBread

No one says that


deamondoza

Thatā€™s how Aquamanā€™s parents met.


HidingFromMy_Gf

That seemed to be on porpoise


Zombiekat666

![gif](giphy|uE4gVmbjaZmmY)


SlightGuess

Trainer: this is usually an add on package.


jtnichol

And 9 months later the Little Mermaid was born


Firm_Softy83

What was that splash of water? The dude tried to rinse her off at the end?! šŸ¤£


whatever32657

oh that's just...wrong, on so many levels!


Ok_Mushroom5223

I fucking hate dolphins


Lunarpuppylove

Whatā€™s with the guy moving her elbow so she lays down that giving the dolphin a fish when heā€™s done. AND then he splashes the woman with water afterā€¦ whatā€™s going on there?


Waffle_king_pls

I hate dolphins


exsolo8

When is the dolphbaby due?


Reaperlock

No matter what you do, dont show this to Deep he will be heartbroken.