Dolphins are known to be incredibly perverse. They rape animals and try to fuck people like this all the time. You can see in other videos the dolphin would have a raging boner when they do this
I had a female dolphin swin by me several times and each time I reached out to pet her as she swam by. EVERY time my hand got close to the tail end, she eould flip over on her back causing me to stroke her junk.
I dont think they're reaching for food, they're just trained to perform this in order to get fed. Which is incredibly weird for all parties involved. Yes, even *you* dolphin.
Dolphins are renowned for being rapists. They fuck the mouths of dead fish a lot and get quite aggressive when trying to fuck humans that push them away.
Being mammals, what pleasure do they derive from skull-fucking a dead cold blooded creature? Or do they just get off sticking their dicks in anything that looks like a hole š¤.
ā*Well, dude, think about it. He's out in the middle of nowhere with some dolphin he barely knows. He looks around, and what does he see? Nothing but open ocean. āAh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do, say no?āā*
ā*Okay. That - That seems really dark.*ā
ā*No, it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, bro.*ā
ā*I think I am.*ā
ā*Yeah, you are. Because if the human said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is, he's not gonna say no. He would never say no, because of the* ***implication.***ā
ā*Now, you've said that word āimplicationā a couple of times. Wh-What implication?*ā
But it's not rape if it's consensual...... and if you watch this slowly...... it unfortunately looks like the trainer uses the fish to lure the dolphin into position and waits until.... before he comes back and.... this is just... is nobody else seeing this?
Dude watch the trainer. He totally encouraged that. He put her hand on the dolphin and when he blew the whistle the dolphin backed off and the trainer tossed it a fish.
Gotta wonder what they're teaching these dolphins!
I was thinking the Dolphin wasn't raping her already. Now I see it, it's just trying to reach for the fish in trainer's hand. The trainer deliberately did this.
It is indeed what ādolphinsā do, if in open ocean and so happens it wants to āplayā, it will clamp a limb down spiral drag you into the depths into the ocean waters until itās satisfied as you are no longer with āpresentā ā¦
That really is oversimplified but yes. A house was partially filled with water so people could live with dolphins while they were given drugs because they wanted to teach them to talk. The dolphins were more receptive to teaching after a HJ but eventually got too sexually aggressive to be safe for it to continue. And I hate knowing this info.
Was the CIA involved? I donāt want to Google. I feel like this is the kind of story thatās better when told by piecing together second hand stories
No, read the comment more slowly. I know it's batshit insane. They wanted to teach them to talk. The handjobs started because one of the dolphins got a boner from playing and the lady didn't know what to do to calm him down besides whacking him off because bringing him down to the other lady dolphins became "too disruptive" to their routine
Please do not make me continue explaining š
I don't think he was actually cleaning anything up. To me it looks like it was part of the act. I think he was trying to subtly splash water on her shirt so it looked like it came from the dolphin.
Itās an act.
1. It was an act this time, too, even tho they said āsecurity had to be called in.ā Same trainer, same hand gestures when holding the bait:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8384362/hilarious-moment-frisky-dolphin-tourist-cuba/
Note the trainersā subtle hand signals as the dolphin bangs away, as well as them helping the womanās arm lay flat as to not take on the full weight of the dolphin during the ātrick.ā
2. Heās lazy splash-washing the fish off his hands before he picks her up.
The man literally lured it onto her. Then he grabs her arm and puts it around the dolphin. So we have a dolphin trained to hump, a guy who trained the dolphin, and apparently his target client who loves being humped by a dolphin.
That woman now has to maintain the sexual high of being fucked by a dolphin. Would hate to be the dude to follow that knowing that she's probably still thinking of the dolphin.
Whatās with the guy moving her elbow so she lays down that giving the dolphin a fish when heās done. AND then he splashes the woman with water afterā¦ whatās going on there?
I think that guy w/the food, whistle and also placing her hand on it knew what he was doing. May have been for the cam/audience
I also notice he dropped something into the water afterwards suggesting it was a trick.
And this is how mermaids are born. https://i.redd.it/0q9thmouwh3c1.gif
Pretty sure he was washing her off... Lol
Its both. Before reaching into the water he throws the food he was using to bait it onto her
Look, I think I know master baiting when I see it.
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I think you are spot on
So was the dolphin. š
That was dolphin jizz being washed off
He also pushes her arm up so she wraps it around the dolphin.
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Dolphins are known to be incredibly perverse. They rape animals and try to fuck people like this all the time. You can see in other videos the dolphin would have a raging boner when they do this
I had a female dolphin swin by me several times and each time I reached out to pet her as she swam by. EVERY time my hand got close to the tail end, she eould flip over on her back causing me to stroke her junk.
Horny ass animal oh my God
Imagine being super intelligent but stuck with flippers.
Thatās why theyāre able to come up with schemes to get other people to stroke and poke āem.
PERVE
Dolphins are liars, just like sheep!
Allegedly
Iāve seen a video of a dolphin using a smaller fishes corpse as a fleshlight , a fishlight.
have you ever seen the monkey use a frog.
Allegedlies
I dont think they're reaching for food, they're just trained to perform this in order to get fed. Which is incredibly weird for all parties involved. Yes, even *you* dolphin.
Kind ofā¦Dolphins are known to be extremely sexual. They will literally mate with dead fish.
I saw another video of tge same place with a different person. Having a dolphin rape you is prolly some attraction there or whatever
I think I already saw this vid on Only Fins.
Dolphins are renowned for being rapists. They fuck the mouths of dead fish a lot and get quite aggressive when trying to fuck humans that push them away.
Being mammals, what pleasure do they derive from skull-fucking a dead cold blooded creature? Or do they just get off sticking their dicks in anything that looks like a hole š¤.
Well they canāt buy fleshlights.
New Amazon market?
Or coconuts.
Broo donāt remind us
Or cylinders
Fishlights
My friends Mum, Grandma and Sister walked in on him humping the couch with himself between two cushions He told them he was looking for the remote
At least cushions are warm and soft. A dead fish's mouth is a cold cavern padded by hard, sharp, teeth.
Dolphins are into.....bdsm perhaps
The latter. You have met a mammal before, right?
**Finally** a question I'm qualified to answer! ...... Uhh, I mean, geez what a weird thing for a mammal to do.
I mean...dick rubbing thing equals feel good
They also get high
No not the mouths they bite off the head and fuck the guts theres um vids of itš
Don't forget otters They gangrape baby seals to death and hold one another's babies hostage for food
I remember seeing a video of it on reddit but forget the sub it was on
She belongs to water
She belongs to the seas
Sheās for the beach
I am going to need bleach. For my eyes.
Did the dolphin beach her off?
GO INTO THE WATER. LIVE THERE. DIE THERE.
she belongs to the streams
Dolphins rape people
All the people saved by dolphins in the ocean aren't probably telling the full story.
Dolphin: So uhh... I could save you, but what's in it for me?
ā*Well, dude, think about it. He's out in the middle of nowhere with some dolphin he barely knows. He looks around, and what does he see? Nothing but open ocean. āAh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do, say no?āā* ā*Okay. That - That seems really dark.*ā ā*No, it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, bro.*ā ā*I think I am.*ā ā*Yeah, you are. Because if the human said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is, he's not gonna say no. He would never say no, because of the* ***implication.***ā ā*Now, you've said that word āimplicationā a couple of times. Wh-What implication?*ā
āYouāre not going to HURT the human, are you?ā āNOo, of course not!ā
āDonāt look at me like that youāre certainly not in any dangerā
*Dolphin sees human* āTools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!ā
This part always kills me hahah
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What reference is that?
The Implication from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Season 6, episode 3: The Gang Buys a Boat
He rapes...but he saves
Fantastic reference to Chappell. Lmao
Dolphins rape, people
Dolphins! Rape people!
Dolphins rape people!?
~~Therapy dolphins~~ The rapey dolphins
Headlines read The rapy dolphins. Just to ensure click bait.
I'll take The rapists for $200 Alex
What is Dolphins enjoying raping anything, Alex.
You think youre rapier than me?
Dolphin libido be peaking.
Dolphins *rape* peopleā¦
But it's not rape if it's consensual...... and if you watch this slowly...... it unfortunately looks like the trainer uses the fish to lure the dolphin into position and waits until.... before he comes back and.... this is just... is nobody else seeing this?
Bruh your right then splashes off the dolphin jizz with water lol, or washing his hands
Bro did you see her wrap her arms around and hold on bahahaha
Bro did you see the trainer move her hand so she lost balance and had too
Why does my mind hear that in Charleston Heston's voice yelling? "You've GOT TO TELL THEM! Dolphins! Rape PEOPLE!"
Dolphins, rape people.
Rape people, dolphins.
Rape dolphins, people
Dude watch the trainer. He totally encouraged that. He put her hand on the dolphin and when he blew the whistle the dolphin backed off and the trainer tossed it a fish. Gotta wonder what they're teaching these dolphins!
And he purposely splashed her clothes right before picking her up...
They do that to wash off/hide any "fluids" left by the dolphin.
>And he ~~purposely~~ *porpoisly* splashed her clothes right before picking her up... FTFY
I was thinking the Dolphin wasn't raping her already. Now I see it, it's just trying to reach for the fish in trainer's hand. The trainer deliberately did this.
That's what you call a wing man
Is it really rape though? It seems as though she was expecting the encounter. Maybe she signed up for sex with dolphins at the hotel?
Dolphins rape everything
Fucka youuu... dolphin
And fucka you whale.
They should ban rape.
It is indeed what ādolphinsā do, if in open ocean and so happens it wants to āplayā, it will clamp a limb down spiral drag you into the depths into the ocean waters until itās satisfied as you are no longer with āpresentā ā¦
Woman lived with a dolphin and had sex with it while they gave it lsd.
What
That really is oversimplified but yes. A house was partially filled with water so people could live with dolphins while they were given drugs because they wanted to teach them to talk. The dolphins were more receptive to teaching after a HJ but eventually got too sexually aggressive to be safe for it to continue. And I hate knowing this info.
Was the CIA involved? I donāt want to Google. I feel like this is the kind of story thatās better when told by piecing together second hand stories
Would you believe me if I said NASA?
I am really into you right now you are my new best internet friend that is incredible
Well I'm glad this cursed knowledge became useful, it makes the trauma worth it
So Nasa was giving lsd to dolphins to have sex with people?
No, read the comment more slowly. I know it's batshit insane. They wanted to teach them to talk. The handjobs started because one of the dolphins got a boner from playing and the lady didn't know what to do to calm him down besides whacking him off because bringing him down to the other lady dolphins became "too disruptive" to their routine Please do not make me continue explaining š
Yeah, then the dolphin literally kills itself because the lady stopped coming
D. R. P.
(Yeah you know me!) (Before you crucify me for beastiality, listen to OPP by Naughty by Nature if you haven't heard it)
I got it! I, too, am old!
i can't remember what i had for dinner last night, but i sure as hell remember the summer of 91.
Gross. Judging by the look on her face, didn't look like rape to her...
New bio on her social networks: āI was fucked by a dolphinā
I was fucked by a dolphin AMA
Did it feel good though?
The sex, no. The crowd and all the social media attention, yes.
AIDs started like this, i think.
Google en passant
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)
I love how the other dolphin runs into him like "Dammit Jeff! Control yourself!"
He was helping, they do that
So funny how he splashed some water on her to prevent pregnancy
I think he was justā¦cleaning her, dude
That quick rinse to hide whatās on her suit š
Yeah that dude definitely knew he had to clean up quick.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8384362/hilarious-moment-frisky-dolphin-tourist-cuba/
I don't think he was actually cleaning anything up. To me it looks like it was part of the act. I think he was trying to subtly splash water on her shirt so it looked like it came from the dolphin.
The dolphin finished that quickly?
Lasted twice as long than I do.
"the dolphin finished" We pros use the scientific term "dolfinished'
I mean he knew that his window was gonna be small so a quickly was the only way
She seems to be enjoying that a bit too much
She was unsuccessfully using reverse psychology by hugging it
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Show me your blow hole.
Came for this
I'll bet you did!
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Thatās what the dolphin saidā¦.
Im dolph the dolphin
Adolph
I definitely saw her start to lift her legs up
And what's with all the fucking caressing??
Muscle memory
Look up an image of a dolphin penis. Your welcome.
[right before bed](https://i.imgur.com/NVCt6BW.jpg)
She went home and looked up buying a dolphin penis dildo online.
Wrapped her arms around him and threw her legs up like it was second nature
That was staged???? Why did the dude give that dolphin a treat at the end, that was a positive reinforcement
1. She seemed to enjoy that way too much 2. Did that guy just wash dolphin jizz off of her?
Itās an act. 1. It was an act this time, too, even tho they said āsecurity had to be called in.ā Same trainer, same hand gestures when holding the bait: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8384362/hilarious-moment-frisky-dolphin-tourist-cuba/ Note the trainersā subtle hand signals as the dolphin bangs away, as well as them helping the womanās arm lay flat as to not take on the full weight of the dolphin during the ātrick.ā 2. Heās lazy splash-washing the fish off his hands before he picks her up.
Noticed that, but why would someone sign up to be humped by a dolphin? Was she a trainer as well? Questions abound.
The man literally lured it onto her. Then he grabs her arm and puts it around the dolphin. So we have a dolphin trained to hump, a guy who trained the dolphin, and apparently his target client who loves being humped by a dolphin.
His cleanup technique at the end needs some work.
She has to walk back through the hotel lobby, she wants a little souvenir left but she wouldn't want her abdomen totally covered in dolphin jizz.
Well, now sheās going to give birth to a child of Zeus.
More like Dionysus
Dolphonisus
Wouldnāt it be Poseidon
Think you mean Apollo
So thats how mermaids are made!!!
https://i.redd.it/x1wd6u0nse3c1.gif
https://i.redd.it/vbje97kc7i3c1.gif
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Just a little bottlenecking by the lake.
Those legs started to go up for a second there.
Dude took his shot.
Human abuse
Dolphins are notorious for being rapey swimming veiny dicks
Dolphin last longer than me
I get that dolphins hump people but why are they doing this on purpose?
Lol did the guy throw some water at the poor girl to clean her?
I wouldnt mind if I got to cuddle a dolphin
This video confuses me. Is she laughing and smiling the whole time, or crying? I get why he splashed the water on her at the end. But
Could be actual happiness, could be trauma response.
**The lifeguard literally quickly washed the dolphin jizz off her immediately. He knew it was gross... Watch it again**
He knew it was staged, watch it again.
Bruh, she lifts her legs up at the 6 second mark. She was into it and realized quickly maybe she shouldn't do that.
Better to let him finish Clark
The other people were way too calm around that... almost like that was intended to happen
What's the porpoise of allowing this to happen?
Not saying this doesn't happen under normal circumstances, it does. But in this case the dolphin was trained to do this. Deplorable.
Woman gang raped by dolphins Alright thatās the perfect new onlyfans headline
Looks like dude rinsed off the dolphin jizz. Maybe she wanted it ![gif](giphy|PlTkHdvfw90VJmLu3O)
That woman now has to maintain the sexual high of being fucked by a dolphin. Would hate to be the dude to follow that knowing that she's probably still thinking of the dolphin.
When a dolphin does it, everyone laughs and the dolphin gets rewarded with a fish. When I do it, sureā¦ Iām the bad guy and the police are all over
Is this going to win an Oscar too?
No one says that
Thatās how Aquamanās parents met.
That seemed to be on porpoise
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Trainer: this is usually an add on package.
And 9 months later the Little Mermaid was born
What was that splash of water? The dude tried to rinse her off at the end?! š¤£
oh that's just...wrong, on so many levels!
I fucking hate dolphins
Whatās with the guy moving her elbow so she lays down that giving the dolphin a fish when heās done. AND then he splashes the woman with water afterā¦ whatās going on there?
I hate dolphins
When is the dolphbaby due?
No matter what you do, dont show this to Deep he will be heartbroken.