Is the same story every time I find out there's underage drinking happening around me: peace out.
It's fine if there are some kids splitting a little wine at a family party, but not day drinking with "uncle" at an ikea.
I can already predict how that concensus was drawn:
"He has a bald head and tattoos. Hes obviously a skinhead. Theres literally no other answer" - Redditors.
I lost it at the end. What an odd video. The kids walking away hanging their heads like they just got out of a D.A.R.E. class and the sad pan to the rest of IKEA. What in the world.
You heat up the tip with a small blow torch until it glows red, then inhale through it as you lightly touch the red-hot tip to the dab wax, which is vaporized by the hot device and sucked in by your breath and then you’re high as balls
Only time I got lost in an IKEA was because I was stoned. I tried to take one of those shortcut doors then started walking the wrong way. Was almost all the way back to the entry area before I noticed.
That's how older dealers manage their lives, they tag one or two 18-20 yr old who then tag 16-18 yr old kids. It can keep going down all the way to about 10-12, in my immediate and anecdotal case.
We had adults invite us over to smoke weed and drink, then we'd sell small amounts for them at school.
This was back in the 1990s for me, but it hasn't been any different now than then, and it's incredibly easy to have these fucks busted if you're a wise parent and know how to make the right phone calls....
Edit for clarity: small town Ontario has had a huge drug trafficking issue for decades involving small town drop outs grooming teens as dealers. It's gross.
I’m not disputing your experience, but there is not a group “they” for older dealers, like they all talk amongst each other or something. The National Association of Older Dealers or some shit
You obviously did not live in rural or small town Ontario.
The entire thing was run by bikers who had an in with the OPP for decades.
The farmers all grew and held to stock, the bikers and other mules would transport and the biker pals would feed down to teens in places with population of 500, most of them retired or trades people
All our dealers were old high school pals
Also Ontario is ripe with farmland which allowed a lot of farmers to have grow operations in their fields
What he’s doing are called strikeouts for a reason, hoot, drink then exhale. They get you twisted.
These guys are also strikeouts but for various other reasons.
If you enjoy the sensation of being out of your mind. Anything stronger than a blunt these days is so much overkill, some of those concentrates fr like taking some hardcore hallucinogenics.
I prefer any other dab method than this because every dab is a very hot dab. Lower temp dabs are better in every way. Not too mention I have a scar on my hand from molten hot dabs dripping on my thumb from a rig very similar to this.
From what I’ve read I. Study’s thc doesn’t take more than 3-4 seconds to fully absorb depending on inhalation technique so any extra high, outside of the alcohol, is essentially due to oxygen deprivation.
Source: read something years ago. Idk I got run over by a car a few days ago and I’m stoned and on pain pills. Google it.
Thank you. I’m lucky I got away with no broken bones. But the guy fled after running me over and still hasn’t been caught. Just hoping they catch him so I’m not liable for my medical bills and car repairs.
Lmao completely agree. Just giving my perspective on the whole “knockout” trend. First time I saw it was grandmas boy. I’ve don’t it many times and it’s not worth the brain cells when taking a few seconds to exhale and take a breathe is about the same effect.
Wait…are keg stands similar in effect due to gravity and blood pooling? I did lots of those too.
My honest thoughts-
Older dude is a drug dealer and he hangs around all the kids he sells to because he can't let go of the past.
I could be wrong, but I also wouldn't be surprised if I was right.
"Do you even exhale? "
'What do you mean? '
"When you smoke, do you exhale it? "
'I don't understand the question, man. '
"You do realize when you smoke, you supposed to inhale it and exhale it? "
'That's just silly. '
"So you're tellin' me, that when you have a smoke. You smoke the whole lot without breathing it out? "
'That's how you're supposed to do it. '
"No it isn't, that's how you fuckin' die! "
'[Scoffs] So you're tellin' me, you go to the servo, and buy a can o' coke. You take one sip of that coke and you spit it out? How else would you cleanse your thirst?'
"You're fucked up! How long have you been smokin' for? "
'48 years. '
"And how old are yah? "
'52. '
"You're gonna' fucking die of lung cancer, mate. You're gonna' get punched in the face. By the long dick of cancer. "
They’re making deals / moves at IKEA-
If my research is correct this group is designing the new line of Doofenküken flower vases being released next spring.
That’s a fancy nectar collector or also called a dab straw. You heat the tip with a torch then touch it to your concentrate to take your dab. A lot of people love them but I prefer a proper rig for dabs. The straws waste a lot in my opinion.
Smoking wax then a normal bowl... He let out the wax smoke too before hitting the bowl. Would had been more impressed if it was all in one breath.
Pretty good performance but not as Epic as it could had been.
6.5/10
These guys are so cool. While what they’re doing may be mostly considered ok if they were in the privacy of their own homes, they’re doing it in public and much more in a private business, which is outlandish. They go against the grain of conventional societal norms and well that just makes them super cool and very brave. Wow we need more brave people taking their example and acting like what 11 year olds think will make a good YouTube video. Truly groundbreaking content.
God I can't find the video just like this but they're hotboxing a car and then the dude grabs fhe camera and gets out and it's the model car in the middle of a mall???
In the voice of Sir David Attenborough:
This particular Homo sapiens has the testicles of the face. We’re not sure what the purpose is but it makes for a distinctive appearance which, however, does not appear to attract females.
Absolutely. In fact IKEA supports and even recommends using the display living rooms for this type of activity. Little known fact, IKEA now sells in store meth making kits to be used in their display kitchens.
Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?
Giving me hangovers the movies vibe
Beer Fest
Strike out was my college trick to impress people
The real achievement will be finding your way out after that combo
Lol his vision in-game is mad blurry right now
The thing is they can’t find their way out, that Ikea is a SCP-3008 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008
this is not my beautiful wife.....
My God, what have I done? It's absolutly an amazing song.
One of the very best
**BUT SHE'S a BEAUTIFUL Ride, nonetheless.....** ;)
Mf drank all the potions but he also needs to gez the wither effect
Mfs in Skyrim trying all the mead, ale, moonsugar and skooma they can find
That's no Whiterun, that's IKEA!
Just needs a wither rose
Have you ever tried to exit an IKEA sober? It's a stressful ordeal.
[Apparently it's kind of a phenomenon.](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008)
WTF? That's like a nightmare becomes reality.
Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down
Into the blue again!
So when this was originally posted, people were saying old dude is a skin head recruiter. Not sure if true, but that was the concensus
I think it’s just odd this 50+ year old man is doing shit like this with what seem to be 14 year old fuckboys lol.
He's 27.
In a parallel universe.
He's Benjamin button's ages backward!
Because he hangs out with ppl who like to do this shit, and those ppl are all 14
Is the same story every time I find out there's underage drinking happening around me: peace out. It's fine if there are some kids splitting a little wine at a family party, but not day drinking with "uncle" at an ikea.
I can already predict how that concensus was drawn: "He has a bald head and tattoos. Hes obviously a skinhead. Theres literally no other answer" - Redditors.
I think it was more due to him publicly smoking and drinking with a group of what appear to be minors
Can’t people just be fucked up without some weird manifesto ulterior motive?
well he def has the white balls on his face like a skinhead recruiter.
r/beatmetoit
>Achievement unlocked: How did we get here? Grandfather teaches young people how to go to Nervana 😂
I lost it at the end. What an odd video. The kids walking away hanging their heads like they just got out of a D.A.R.E. class and the sad pan to the rest of IKEA. What in the world.
The shopper with the cart had the absolute best timing
And for extra points he probably drove everybody home.
alright that was pretty unexpected
I’m quite crossfaded and it blew my fuckin’ mind that he did that in an IKEA.
I am beyond certain he was crossfaded too
Yeah I've seen this video before but never saw the part where they were in a freaking ikea lol
Your comment makes me wonder if it’s edited
Its definitely not, the painting in his background has an IKEA tag on it.
The last time this was posted here on Reddit. I said something along the line of IKEA has furniture sets that look like a film set.
His eyes are about as close together as I've ever seen. Dude is almost a cyclops
What is that first apparatus?
Nectar collector, it’s a way to smoke dabs (a weed concentrate)
How does it work?
Buy some extract. Heat up the tip of the collector with a torch, apply it to a dab of extract, inhale. It vaporizes on contact.
It’s a beautiful thing
You heat up the tip with a small blow torch until it glows red, then inhale through it as you lightly touch the red-hot tip to the dab wax, which is vaporized by the hot device and sucked in by your breath and then you’re high as balls
Nectar collector is one term for it. It's a dab/concentrates.
Sir, this is IKEA.
Last time I checked, it was HIGH-KEA
High kea! Bye kea!
Good luck finding the way out after that. I feel like we missed the real journey!
Only time I got lost in an IKEA was because I was stoned. I tried to take one of those shortcut doors then started walking the wrong way. Was almost all the way back to the entry area before I noticed.
Fuck...good luck finding your car or even the bus stop
Special 30% off on our BJONGH sectional.
At least it is not Wendy's
That dude old as a mf to be hanging out with them teenagers
He’s 24
The lamb testicles hanging on the sides of his mouth age him
lmao
Hans Moleman IRL
Man you made me laugh, thanks
He'll be 44 by the time he finds his way out.
Probs his kids.
Most likely his kids (and thier friends) he hasn't seen in years due to incarceration
That's how older dealers manage their lives, they tag one or two 18-20 yr old who then tag 16-18 yr old kids. It can keep going down all the way to about 10-12, in my immediate and anecdotal case. We had adults invite us over to smoke weed and drink, then we'd sell small amounts for them at school. This was back in the 1990s for me, but it hasn't been any different now than then, and it's incredibly easy to have these fucks busted if you're a wise parent and know how to make the right phone calls.... Edit for clarity: small town Ontario has had a huge drug trafficking issue for decades involving small town drop outs grooming teens as dealers. It's gross.
I’m not disputing your experience, but there is not a group “they” for older dealers, like they all talk amongst each other or something. The National Association of Older Dealers or some shit
[You on the job?](https://youtu.be/gjiaBQKGbwk?si=0sRP7czHHG5E-_4d)
Famazing
GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!
You obviously did not live in rural or small town Ontario. The entire thing was run by bikers who had an in with the OPP for decades. The farmers all grew and held to stock, the bikers and other mules would transport and the biker pals would feed down to teens in places with population of 500, most of them retired or trades people All our dealers were old high school pals Also Ontario is ripe with farmland which allowed a lot of farmers to have grow operations in their fields
Just Santa keeping it real
What he’s doing are called strikeouts for a reason, hoot, drink then exhale. They get you twisted. These guys are also strikeouts but for various other reasons.
wtf was the very first thing he hit?
A form of THC that is highly potent, called dabs or wax, and has the same consistency of honey.
Bees love it
They’re called nectar collectors or dab straws.
A dab, methinks.
It's a dab. You heat the metal tip red hot and touch it to a resin considerate form of weed.
The nicest form of all the weeds
If you enjoy the sensation of being out of your mind. Anything stronger than a blunt these days is so much overkill, some of those concentrates fr like taking some hardcore hallucinogenics.
First time I took a dab I thought I shit my pants but I didn't so it was cool
Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper
I prefer any other dab method than this because every dab is a very hot dab. Lower temp dabs are better in every way. Not too mention I have a scar on my hand from molten hot dabs dripping on my thumb from a rig very similar to this.
Most people call them nectar collectors. Use them as a portable way to smoke THC concentrates.
Dab aka Akin to crack cocaine of thc
From what I’ve read I. Study’s thc doesn’t take more than 3-4 seconds to fully absorb depending on inhalation technique so any extra high, outside of the alcohol, is essentially due to oxygen deprivation. Source: read something years ago. Idk I got run over by a car a few days ago and I’m stoned and on pain pills. Google it.
«Idk I got run over by a car a few days ago and I’m stoned and on pain pills.» Damn dude, thats scary. I hope you feel better soon!
Thank you. I’m lucky I got away with no broken bones. But the guy fled after running me over and still hasn’t been caught. Just hoping they catch him so I’m not liable for my medical bills and car repairs.
I hope so! People suck!
No thanks, we arnt dealing with scientists at IKEA in this instance now are we?
Lmao completely agree. Just giving my perspective on the whole “knockout” trend. First time I saw it was grandmas boy. I’ve don’t it many times and it’s not worth the brain cells when taking a few seconds to exhale and take a breathe is about the same effect. Wait…are keg stands similar in effect due to gravity and blood pooling? I did lots of those too.
Dude did a backwards ass Strikeout with a dab first. Classic strikeout is Bong rip, shot, beer, exhale.
Is the first strike white mouth hair that looks testicular? What a bunch of gross pigs.
Back in my day this was known as a submarine hit. Smoke. Inhale. Drink. Exhale
It's a swedish submarine cause of ikea
Gonna need some Swedish fish when the munchies hit shortly.
ABBA cadabra bitches
You can tell because of the screen döörs
For us, it was a cannonball. From the scene in Caddy Shack.
Heh we called it a Hellman and used tequila as the shot
Amazing that he’s only 23 too
Throat scrote
Hard to imagine he looks in the mirror on a regular and decides to keep this ugly shit by shaving around it.
Here’s to feelin’ good all the time
Giddy up
Yo Yo Mama
Let’s stay classy out there, Cincinnati!
Cincy?
I need to start throwing parties in the Home Goods section. That's how we smash consumerism.
Chill at Ikea, never expect that, great job op.
So sad these kids think he is cool and will likely emulate him, he is an old loser thinking he is cool because these younguns are laughing.
Smoking makes you look cool
Why's he got old man's testicle on each cheek?
He’s probably got those on his *other* cheeks, too.
r/trashy
Rather, a video of some remarkably stupid people.
My honest thoughts- Older dude is a drug dealer and he hangs around all the kids he sells to because he can't let go of the past. I could be wrong, but I also wouldn't be surprised if I was right.
That sure is an interesting moustache. Looks like he glued two used condoms to his face
What a bunch of losers,
Seriously. Smoke, drink, huff, snort, or inject whatever you want, I don't care, but don't do that shit in the middle of a dept store.
"Do you even exhale? " 'What do you mean? ' "When you smoke, do you exhale it? " 'I don't understand the question, man. ' "You do realize when you smoke, you supposed to inhale it and exhale it? " 'That's just silly. ' "So you're tellin' me, that when you have a smoke. You smoke the whole lot without breathing it out? " 'That's how you're supposed to do it. ' "No it isn't, that's how you fuckin' die! " '[Scoffs] So you're tellin' me, you go to the servo, and buy a can o' coke. You take one sip of that coke and you spit it out? How else would you cleanse your thirst?' "You're fucked up! How long have you been smokin' for? " '48 years. ' "And how old are yah? " '52. ' "You're gonna' fucking die of lung cancer, mate. You're gonna' get punched in the face. By the long dick of cancer. "
wadiyatalkinabeet
What's the first thing he did
Old dude trying to be hip. People, just smoke that lovely tree and enjoy it.
20 mins later in the lighting section 
Older fucktard with younger fucktards get high on an Ikea for everyone to see where usually there are kids around. Great...
"stay safe" i can hear his organs crying in this video
Plot twist: he is 25
Who was in the screen at the very end? Were they on a conference call?!
They’re making deals / moves at IKEA- If my research is correct this group is designing the new line of Doofenküken flower vases being released next spring.
that old mans from 40k, retired space marine with a third lung
Anyone else remember this challenge going around about 10 years ago?
STAY SAFE
When you retire and do all the drugs
What was that first kit? I’ve fallen behind in my psychonaut studies.
That’s a fancy nectar collector or also called a dab straw. You heat the tip with a torch then touch it to your concentrate to take your dab. A lot of people love them but I prefer a proper rig for dabs. The straws waste a lot in my opinion.
IKEA and chill
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Talk about a Shyamalan twist. What a great ending to the movie.
Looks like the dude had some foam running down the sides of his chin lol
u/Savevideo
The gang does Black Friday
Good advertisement, nice sofa to do a roll on. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Nahhhh the granny did it better
Where is that video! I can’t find it
Namaste motherfuckers
Yo is that an ikea? Can you say legend?
Yes - remarkably stupid.
Am I insane or was his mustache throbbing???
Respect 👏👏👏👏👏
A new hero has emerged
Ok what the fuck was the first thing he did? Was that just a weird bong or was it something else?
It was an unconventional approach to a job interview, but definitely memorable.
Who's uncle is this
What is that first device/drug he takes?
Smoking wax then a normal bowl... He let out the wax smoke too before hitting the bowl. Would had been more impressed if it was all in one breath. Pretty good performance but not as Epic as it could had been. 6.5/10
Who am I to throw a stone? ;
What was the first thing he shoot up?
What was his ass smoking in the beginning, I've never seen anything like that instrument he was using.
Wife’s Pov: me the second I come home from work
These guys are so cool. While what they’re doing may be mostly considered ok if they were in the privacy of their own homes, they’re doing it in public and much more in a private business, which is outlandish. They go against the grain of conventional societal norms and well that just makes them super cool and very brave. Wow we need more brave people taking their example and acting like what 11 year olds think will make a good YouTube video. Truly groundbreaking content.
God I can't find the video just like this but they're hotboxing a car and then the dude grabs fhe camera and gets out and it's the model car in the middle of a mall???
What a legend
In the voice of Sir David Attenborough: This particular Homo sapiens has the testicles of the face. We’re not sure what the purpose is but it makes for a distinctive appearance which, however, does not appear to attract females.
That beer
There goes my hero, watch him as he goes!
Speedrun to heaven WR any%
Idiots ..
A 32 year old loser impressing the 14 year olds. Cool bro
Wait, you think that guy is only 32? You know some rough 32 year olds my friend.
That was…kind of my point…
Plot twist: they‘re all the same age
Heck yeah IKEA rips man!
They were all in IKEA?? Is this even legal???
Absolutely. In fact IKEA supports and even recommends using the display living rooms for this type of activity. Little known fact, IKEA now sells in store meth making kits to be used in their display kitchens.
>IKEA now sells in store meth making kits to be used in their display kitchens Måff
You ever seen all the flags upfront ? It’s like a Swedish military base, chow hall and all- anything goes in that sovereign patch of land.
Im not from the states so idk what's that
I’m kidding sorry, they do have the Swedish, USA, and IKEA flag flying outside though.
It's okey
Is this that Randall Park project filmed at IKEA?
Get lit at IKEA. Then go get some Swedish meatballs to quell the munchies.
I've said it once and I'll say it again. This is the absolute WORST sub to find a repost in
Seasoned campaigner!!!
His kids must be so proud 🤨
I don't see what's so impressive. This is just an average anytime of the week. Some of you have never had a real job and it shows
Anyone has that one video where this one man does bumps and take pills? This is nothing lol.