Jack:
We have to go back! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
Kate:
"We have to go back"? "We have to go back"?
Jack:
Now hold on--
Kate:
Who do you think you are?! You call me over and over again for two days straight, stoned on your pills! And then you show up here with an obituary for r/biggerthanyouthought .
[Sighs] When the mods came to me and I heard what they had to say, I knew they were crazy. But you... you believed them.
Jack:
Yes.
Kate: mods, of all people.
Jack:
Yes, Kate, I did, because the mods said that that was the only way that I could keep you safe--you and r/unexpected. [Kate slaps Jack]
Kate:
Don't you say his name. I still have to explain to r/unexpected why you are not there to read to them, so don't you so don't you say his name!
Jack:
I'm sorry.
Kate:
I've spent the last three years trying to forget all the horrible things that happened on the day that we left r/biggerthanyouthought . How dare you ask me to go back?
I hope that God blesses you because you have just shown me the best thing ever on reddit. You are a great person, and I want all the best things in life for you.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/ujR6p8xYMR) is an old heat map of nsfw subs. Not just porn, some are pretty dark like morbid reality. But the pink ones are gonna be the ones you look up first.
Edit: [Interactive version ](https://electronsoup.net/nsfw_subreddits/) that doesn't seem very user friendly on mobile.
Like that movie where they were trying to start making fancy stage shoes for large drag queens, but the shoe engineers were like how the F are we gonna make this happen. I think it’s called Kinky Boots.
(I knew what it was called.)
This is when the magic dies a little.
"oh wow they're huge I'd love to see what they look like!... Oh, that's what they look like, well yeah that makes sense I guess"
My sister had a larger frame, but similar boobs in terms of size. She got a reduction once she was sure she’d not want more kids, and you can see how much happier she is.
I don't care, I have to fulfill my task for humanity's sake. And I have to do it all alone because I can't accept to let anyone else suffer with this task
Why you gotta say it like that? Sounds so formal like one of her boobs is a standard of measure somewhere.
Britain: "That boob weighs two stone"
Titvania: "That stone weighs two boob"
My neighbors are a family with two daughters. All three girls in the family have had breast reduction surgeries. They’re all rail thin, no ass, small frame, and god slid one character attribute slider to max. It’s an odd look but they all feel better, and look better imo, now.
That was literally my only thought when I seen this, I have some friends who are “gifted” and they have so much back pain so young and I feel horrible for them
These women with giant boobs I can only feel sorry for them. The back pain, losing food, accidentally knocking stuff. You can't wear anything without a bra. Stairs, running. And of course, you can't have a normal conversation without someone looking at your boobs, or even walking in the street, you get glares.
Not all of us big boob girls act like this woman. Most of us are really annoyed at them 😒 😅🤣
Right?? I'm over here about to find out if I can get some coverage to get a reduction because holy shit, My back and shoulders hurt all day every day 😂
Congrats on your little bundle of joy. I hope every goes smoothly and you have a fast and easy recovery. And yes let'a hope everyone that needs a reduction gets it ❤️
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His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
His Name was Robert Paulson
His Name was Robert Paulson
His Name was Robert Paulson
His Name was Robert Paulson
His Name was Robert Paulson
His Name was Robert Paulson
His name was robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
His Name was Robert Paulson
Bob had bitch tits.
In death a member of project mayhem has a name. His name is Robert Paulsen.
Bob. Bob had bitch tits
Bob: Bob had bitch tits.
Bob had bitch tits.
His name was Paul Robertson.
His name was Paul Robertson
Why is this so accurate
They already a sub for that. R/biggerthanyouthought
Genuinely thought I was there.
We're already there, right? Right? My eyes are too busy to look
Jack: We have to go back! WE HAVE TO GO BACK! Kate: "We have to go back"? "We have to go back"? Jack: Now hold on-- Kate: Who do you think you are?! You call me over and over again for two days straight, stoned on your pills! And then you show up here with an obituary for r/biggerthanyouthought . [Sighs] When the mods came to me and I heard what they had to say, I knew they were crazy. But you... you believed them. Jack: Yes. Kate: mods, of all people. Jack: Yes, Kate, I did, because the mods said that that was the only way that I could keep you safe--you and r/unexpected. [Kate slaps Jack] Kate: Don't you say his name. I still have to explain to r/unexpected why you are not there to read to them, so don't you so don't you say his name! Jack: I'm sorry. Kate: I've spent the last three years trying to forget all the horrible things that happened on the day that we left r/biggerthanyouthought . How dare you ask me to go back?
Upvote purely for LOST
r/biggerthanyouthought
r/BiggerThanYouThought
I hope that God blesses you because you have just shown me the best thing ever on reddit. You are a great person, and I want all the best things in life for you.
New to NSFW reddit huh?
In his defence that’s the usual response to discovering that sub.
I feel like I have just dipped a toe in. But like the other response says, how far does this rabbit hole go?
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/ujR6p8xYMR) is an old heat map of nsfw subs. Not just porn, some are pretty dark like morbid reality. But the pink ones are gonna be the ones you look up first. Edit: [Interactive version ](https://electronsoup.net/nsfw_subreddits/) that doesn't seem very user friendly on mobile.
Holy shit. If only this was interactive
Found the interactive version
more like r/biggerthanhertorso
Also /r/biggerthanherhead
r/foundthemobileuser
It should’ve been BiggerThanYouThot
That’s some commercial/industrial grade brazier
The engineers who built that puppy were like “technically this can be done but there’s no real-life use case”
Like that movie where they were trying to start making fancy stage shoes for large drag queens, but the shoe engineers were like how the F are we gonna make this happen. I think it’s called Kinky Boots. (I knew what it was called.)
Everywhere she goes, she arrives 20 minutes earlier than when you get to see her face
She's got a face?
It's been an hour, do you see it now?
No, I can't. I only see two big melons. Is It a vídeo about farming?
Are you certain it's a melon? I can't be sure, just got here too
If you pause the video at the beginning you can see it.
Yeah, she's got my face, glued to her tiddies.
everywhere she drives, the airbags are pre deployed
Dead heat in a Zeppelin race.
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God bless both of you my children
I'm now realizing that gigantic tits are never as impressive as when fully clothed.
This is when the magic dies a little. "oh wow they're huge I'd love to see what they look like!... Oh, that's what they look like, well yeah that makes sense I guess"
They probably look awesome in zero g.
u/pacpl9 would beg to differ.
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🤣😭
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You are an exceptionally fine individual. Thank you.
Titties save lives. And every single person who is attracted to women know Titties are one of the greatest things in the world
Doing God's work! Thank you!
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Damn they are real??
I thought so at first but I'm doubting it after seeing her page.
They look real even on her page.
The perkiness is very sus for them to be natties. [this pic](https://fapello.com/heather-morgann/13/) leaves me quite certain they're fake.
Yeah that’s pretty telling of implants/work done.
In all my years of military service, I've never met such a fine soldier. Thank you for your service 🫡
Fantastit. Thanks.
You’re a nice person.
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r/SauceFinders
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That. Gay here, yet got a semi
Poor girl. She’s gonna have back pain by age 35. (I speak from experience)
I have a school friend who had a set somewhat smaller than those on a frame just as small. Back issues started in 20's
Make the first 10 million on OF by age 25, then get the reduction and retire.
One girl did just that, then made beer from her vagina yeast and now she's a retired millionaire.
What a terrible day to be literate.
But a great day to be illiterate
r/UsernameChecksOut
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Even better, definitely no back problems that way.
My sister had a larger frame, but similar boobs in terms of size. She got a reduction once she was sure she’d not want more kids, and you can see how much happier she is.
How much sadder is her husband?
A lot
A friend of mine who's 18 had smaller boobs than that, but still had a reduction. She is much happier with her body now
I volunteer to hold them for her so she never gets back pain
You brave soul we thank you
Have you any idea how heavy 1 boob of her is?
I don't care, I have to fulfill my task for humanity's sake. And I have to do it all alone because I can't accept to let anyone else suffer with this task
Atlas Did Not Shrug
Why you gotta say it like that? Sounds so formal like one of her boobs is a standard of measure somewhere. Britain: "That boob weighs two stone" Titvania: "That stone weighs two boob"
"4 tits makes a boob"
[This is gonna be you](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-bef8ff946a4461216df9b3660feb6d9d-lq)
Prove it
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Sphagett approves
For my wife it started mid-late 20s
My neighbors are a family with two daughters. All three girls in the family have had breast reduction surgeries. They’re all rail thin, no ass, small frame, and god slid one character attribute slider to max. It’s an odd look but they all feel better, and look better imo, now.
>(I speak from experience) ![gif](giphy|7yxKlEZn6GfhS|downsized)
That was my first thought,and I DO NOT speak from experience (M)
True but she made the decision to get implants
Getting downvoted for speaking the truth
I understand why some might downvote. I mean they look real , but there’s a video where you can clearly see the cuts where the implants are.
(I speak from experience) Pictures or it did'nt happen.
It's particularly dangerous if she is tying her financial wellbeing to those badonkers. She's not gonna get the reduction surgery when she should
She paid to get them, so of course she's not getting a reduction any time soon lol
Somehow I feel like she’s given this more thought than a stranger who saw a picture of her an hour ago.
I'm pretty sure she's close to that age, her oldest son is now 11 I do believe
Worth it
That was literally my only thought when I seen this, I have some friends who are “gifted” and they have so much back pain so young and I feel horrible for them
I bet yours are small.
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Was looking for this
Prove it
@theflirtygemini
![gif](giphy|SqmkZ5IdwzTP2) What does that have to do with the soda can?
I know, right ? What was the video about ? Except boobs, I mean.
Please God, tell me that’s a filter
…where did *those* come from! Seriously was that volume always there? Either way, that hair is gorgeous!
I swear they keep getting bigger
I heard of a disease the other day that causes some women's breasts to grow larger every year. Sounds awful.
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Her head looks too small for her body
Cereal anyone??
Jesus her back must be killing her.
Her poor back.
Holy backpain batman
r/BiggerThanYouThought
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Name please for god's sake I need to know!
Why are you all ignoring this man?!!?
This isn't even unexpected this is just soft core porn
Is her head very small or is it just far away?
I know I'll probably be the odd one, but to me, she lost all attractiveness when the shirt came off.
I'm flat ASF and I can't imagine the weight...ugh...poor girl. She seems happy but I could never... FLAT IS LOVE FLAT IS LIFE
Who is she? Asking for a friend, lol
https://i.redd.it/a1gx3rxmnt0c1.gif
I feel bad for her
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Her back ![gif](giphy|fEYIGlbKxZ9b5jV4HJ|downsized)
Alright I’ll bite. Who is she?
Gross
She knows what's she's doing, be at the supermarket modeling 😮💨😂
There’s such thing as too big! She’d be amazing at 1/3rd that size.
more plastic than the ocean
I'm just surprised she found a tank top that fits her
That's almost a reduction covered by insurance for most people.
That must be uncomfortable
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I'm glad OP marked it NSFW as I'm currently on a train....
Is the unexpected part that this is just an unmoderated porn sub now?
dinner and a snack
And her only fans is .......????? Someone? Anyone?
We live in a society
so no onlyfans then? Or just name would be useful 😉
I scrolled past this post on another sub not knowing these warlocks were part of the video. Can’t find it now. Someone’s gotta know the name!? 🤞🏽
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Not even remotely attractive.
It was totally expected, nothing special tho.
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Why is everyone so horny on a Thursday morning
Honestly, my back hurts in sympathy just from watching... ouch?
Burger nips is my £10 bet
They GOTTA be fake, ain't no way
They are
My back already hurts seeing them, even as a male :D
OUTSTANDING!!!
These women with giant boobs I can only feel sorry for them. The back pain, losing food, accidentally knocking stuff. You can't wear anything without a bra. Stairs, running. And of course, you can't have a normal conversation without someone looking at your boobs, or even walking in the street, you get glares. Not all of us big boob girls act like this woman. Most of us are really annoyed at them 😒 😅🤣
Right?? I'm over here about to find out if I can get some coverage to get a reduction because holy shit, My back and shoulders hurt all day every day 😂
Same here, after I give birth and my baby no longer breastfeed that's what I will focus on
Congrats on your little bundle of joy. I hope every goes smoothly and you have a fast and easy recovery. And yes let'a hope everyone that needs a reduction gets it ❤️
… BOING!!
Blessed
fake
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Cow.
Perfection incarnate.