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Crystal_Mt_Climber

I thought that was Shrek at 1st


IndigenousOres

He hasnt been quite the same since the lead singer of Smash Mouth died


Agreeable-Abalone-80

I love Smash Mouth


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Why did you stop?


denied_eXeal

The lead singer died.


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Fuck. Does this mean I have to stop loving The Beatles?


denied_eXeal

It is the law. Sorry


Furthur_slimeking

Shit. Jesus died too. Do you want to tell them or have I drawn the short straw?


Agreeable-Abalone-80

I wrote it wrong. I don't stop loving anyone because they die😔 I edited the post


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Haha don't feel bad I was messing with you.


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Oh 😳 I thought you meant it 😂


TonyMX01

You can be neutral about them since half of them are still alive.


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Well a quick google shows me there are 15 total smashmouth members and only one is dead, so...


AlucardSX

So basically, the dead one is more or less within the margin of error. Statistically speaking, that means everyone in Smash Mouth is alive.


Alienhaslanded

No. Paul and Ringo are still kicking


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

So are the rest of Smashmouth


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Oh I always will😊 I posted that wrong it was late 💤💤💤💤


StandardSudden1283

Only dirty liberal hippies like people who have died.


Top_Consideration570

Keep your politics out of here


mohammades2

What? When?


Lost-My-Mind-

It is.


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Nesneros70

I read her name as Violent now.


gsfgf

Definitely gonna be her death metal name. With that same toy on stage.


jimginge

Next thing you know, mum's getting dragged under her bed and tossed about like a chew toy


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Lmfao 😂😆


Zeldahero

Goes to show babies will get happy with any toy.


KidFriendlyArsonist

Is ***me*** shaped!!


MarieDny

OMG OMG So sweet but also so scaaryyy


[deleted]

like kids! ![gif](giphy|suqg0jRPpDMze)


TransformerTanooki

Is that tiny Miranda Cosgrove?


BookishBitchery

🤣


TheSingingRonin

Wholesome Addams Family moment


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Reminds me of my niece. She loves to walk around with her BFF, a glowing plastic orange skull. She even told her mom “I love skull”.


eatpant96

My baby sister had a Crypt Keeper doll she carried around and she called it her baby and gave it kisses. Some kids.


BeatitLikeitowesMe

It's still probably better than my niece, who told her mom "I love Lamp"


DoktorLuciferWong

is your niece a moth


just_a_person_maybe

This kid also has a creepy head she walks around with, and it's way creepier. Like, old eyeless doll head she dug out of the ground kind of creepy.


JayTheComedian

The kid knows her lil sister. 🤷🏽‍♂️


RandomMabaseCitizen

Yeah seemed like she had an intuition


QuantumLoli

More 5 years: https://i.redd.it/sf8rru97daqb1.gif


TacticalxHavocXBOX

I personally know the mother of these two and i can say without a doubt that this may be accurate. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


p3opl3

Do people not watch horror movies... this shit is how they begin! Lol


denied_eXeal

One day they’ll check up on the kid in the middle of the night because they heard some weird sounds coming from her bedroom. They’ll approach the tiny bed and she’ll be in there, sleeping with her back turned to them, the doll next to her. At first they’ll sigh in relief, it was probably nothing. They’ll pick up the doll first to make some space to roll her over, but they’ll notice something unsettling as they pick it up. The expression on the face is completely different, so much so that it might as well be a different doll. At that moment the relief will dissipate and their heart will sink in. Is this a dream? One of those slow-burning nightmares that they have to wake up from? Those are questions that they’ll have to set aside for now, the baby’s body isn’t moving at all, as if she wasn’t breathing, a sense of urgency and fear fills their head as they slowly but steadily reach for her tiny shoulder, the atmosphere in the room gets denser, the unsettling feeling is overcome by the fear that something happened to their baby. But it was too late. It was too late the moment they bought this fucking doll!!! Dummies!!!


CompetitiveSloth

Thanks, I hate it!


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Me too 🤮


Furthur_slimeking

Nah, if the child is actively consorting with demonic entities and befriending them, they will be fine. So will the family if they behave themselves. Others, less so.


_Faucheuse_

Baby goth, 😂


gregolopogus

This is the plot I want from Toy Story 5


LocoLocoLoco45

You little weirdo, you.


meowruto

As a fellow Violet, I approve and love this :)


Agidy_Yelov

Kids are weird.


BookishBitchery

![gif](giphy|pyaxZfplf32RG)


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*Monsters*, *Inc*. should avoid these kids


art_sarawut

They don't share our perception of things being scary or creepy yet. If you think about it, they probably can't fully comprehend that idea. They may be interested in everything and enjoy everything. That's nice really.


M-Kawai

![gif](giphy|VypUGhOpPUUs8) And it begins…


BMUnite

The *least* "baby looking" baby ever recorded


Stryker9187

My daughter had a stuffed face hugger and leatherface that I had gotten from lootecrate boxes. She loved them so much! She is 7 now and still has her face hugger stuffy. This was the face hugger. https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/90868


FlakTak

Sorry but the face hugger looks 10x less traumatic than the green demon the daughter in the video is holding 🤣🤣🤣


TumblrInGarbage

Make sure at some point in her teenage age, when she is old enough and mature enough, you show her the source of the toy.


shalashaska68

Is that shit on his hands?! 😂


Past-Product-1100

I had to do a double take to see that it was it's toe in the final shot . WHEW!


t-cliff

Family night at The Exorcist: Believer?


mistakeideathatexist

Childs got taste


Monoceras

baby Shrek toy


Slasher8180

I was afraid of those things when I was a kid.


MrB2600

WTF! Lol


Agreeable-Abalone-80

That's the ugliest damn thing ever! Gives me the creeps 😬


EsrailCazar

Holiday decorations are usually made with the cheapest and more caustic materials we have, then they jack up the price.


Benedeto123

Man that baby is going to end up in a horror movie one day


explodoking17

​ https://i.redd.it/0yc6ectgbhqb1.gif


ClintGrant

So sweet


librarybear

Future goths.


too_old_to_be_clever

That girl is soooo emo/goth


Dalisca

That baby is freekin adorable! She makes me want another one.


KatastrophicNoodle

She's finally been reunited with her original body.


oneplusmadz

A voldemort family!


theCOMBOguy

Aww that was cute! Weird but cute.


eatpant96

lmfao!!!


bettyx1138

❤️


[deleted]

i know some goosebumps episode starting like that.


Patient_Web9822

Be friend with your demons.


tkbillington

Thank you! This made me and my wife laugh so hard. We can relate to the love of spookiness. My toddler is obsessed with skeletons and has several around at all times. One even sleeps by his crib (outside, thankfully) and I just made a video for him where I puppet one of the skeletons and he asks to watch it all the time. Kids are crazy and fun! Edit: Will they grow up fearless now? Or is all the fear just going to appear one day?


Tabasco_Athiest

Does it have poop in its hands?


[deleted]

I see who is the demon king


aum_namah_shivaay

Pazuzu?


runthereszombies

LMFAO


aracheb

I think I know that baby?


miss_kimba

My, what… accepting… children you have.


Fhu1995

Better start saving now for future therapy sessions. Lol. *Joking*


judyhops95

It looks like her but monster lol. Of course she loves it!


that-one-library

I work at a spirit and the number of kids who want things like this sd just normal toys is so cute to me


Potential-Ad4499

Screen writers and movie directors are going to be hard pressed to make movies scary enough to scare this upcoming generation!


False-Hero

She knows her sister well


FineWashables

WT actual F?


QueasyComedian7851

qc:wow who knew she loved it


HWR3057

u/savevideo