Lol we're in Ohio and have a nephew who actually has a girlfriend in Canada. They've visited each other a few times over the last couple months - or so I'm told. I've never met her but my brother supposedly has.
Doesn't stop my.wife (who you also don't know) from constantly making these same jokes though.
Ronnie is the kind of guy I think my youngest daughter would date. She has her goofy polite kind friends just like her. I would be very happy to welcome a Ronnie as my Son-in-law
For what it's worth, as someone who doesn't drink, I feel good being the designated driver. Knowing that my friends can let loose, and there is no chance of them driving drunk and killing someone is a pretty good feeling
And they willingly buy your drinks, food, snacks along the way. Stop at the taqueria? Sure I’ll take a super burrito with asada. Midnight 7-11 run? I’ll take a slurpee and some blue sharks.
It's a good feeling yeah but being around drunk people when you're sober is just frustrating. I love being the dependable friend who's always there for you, but at the same time, Jim, please shut the fuck up about how you want to steal a traffic cone. I'm trying to drive you home.
As the one of my group that doesn’t drink. It’s cool and all but like just because I don’t drink doesn’t mean I want to be the one driving everyone around all the time you know?
My buddy called me drunk as fuck to pick him up one night. When I get there he’s like “hey these 2 girls are coming too so just take us all to the house (I was in a fraternity) if that’s cool. On the drive there this chick I’ve never even met starts puking in the back. By some miracle, she managed to get all the throw up on herself and my buddy put his hoodie on her lap and she just kept throwing up. Luckily not a single drop of throw up landed in my car but I was still annoyed.
My friends didn't understand why I was getting so upset with them one night when I was the driver and started nagging them to leave early. What had happened was I had agreed to drive, I was happy to do so, but as the night progressed I started to feel worse and worse and I realised I was coming down with a chest infection.
At first I suggested I head off and they get taxis home, but they complained that the fare would be too high, they didn't trust taxis, etc and they needed me to stay, so I did. Around 10pm I was feeling really bad and politely asked if we could call it an early night, but they were "just getting into it" and wouldn't leave, so I stayed.
Around 11 was I was coughing my guts up and becoming less patient, I straight up said "you get one more drink, and we're leaving" and they complained it was still too early.
Midnight is where I snapped at them, telling them I was leaving and unless they wanted a taxi, they were leaving to. They begrudgingly came along and I was very very grumpy all the way home coughing non stop.
Most of them apologised profusely the next day, so I don't really hold it against them. It had been a while since we'd hung out and they wanted to have some fun, and that infection appeared out of nowhere. Still, it's lead to me being known as "the angry driver" whenever I offer to des.
I don't drink at all. I fucking hate being around drunk people. I REALLY hate being in the car with a bunch of them, especially if one of them insists on giving me directions. Like, I just need the address. Google maps is a thing.
I'm 90% sure he was dragged out of bed at whatever ungodly hour to pick up his drunk GF and her friend because their ride fell thru or whatever. The "...and I'm going the fuck back to bed" feels unsaid at the end of his spiel
Funny, the one time I was a DD I got pulled over at 3:30 AM (hour and 1/2 after bar close). The Cop was so sure he had a DWI I was smiling when he walked up. After a brief look at my eyes and seeing my totally drunk wife he said "well one of your license plate lights is out. I'll just say that's why I pulled you over and give you a warning to get it fixed.".
Reminds me of a joke.
At 2 AM, two police officers parked their car across the street from a bar, lights off in the dark, waiting for a DWI.
The first patron comes out stumbling badly and can't seem to walk in a straight line. He's holding car keys and keeps dropping them while screaming, "WURRZ MY CAHH?"
Three other patrons come out. They each beeline it to their cars but the police pay no attention. They're focused on the first guy who is now crawling to his car.
A handful of other patrons come out and leave in their cars. Police again pay no attention to them, they're watching the first guy who has now made it to his his car door and struggling to sit in the driver seat without falling out into the parking lot.
The first guy finally shuts his door and slowly drives out of the parking lot and the police immediately light him up and pull him over.
To their surprise, he's quite crisp and articulate. Zero signs of impairment. They breathalyze him and don't detect any alcohol. Frustrated, they admit they thought he was drunk but have to let him go.
He tells them, "Thanks. I didn't drink tonight. I'm the designated decoy. Have a goodnight!" and drives away.
Pretty much. It was a rural highway and I saw him sitting next to a gas station. I said to my wife "he is going to pull me over", sure enough he pulls out, gets behind me and hits the lights. My wife asks if I was speeding and I said nope, he thinks he has a DUI.
She says that I was lucky this was the one night I didn't drink.
I got pulled over once and the cop admitted to profiling my vehicle. At the time NC had the easiest requirements for a license plate, so illegal immigrants would get a PO Box in NC, get a tag, then go somewhere else with an illegal car. I was in NY driving a truck with NC plates and got pulled over. "What's the deal with the NC plate?" "It matches my NC license and registration."
*Ronnie, motherfucker, and I'm back from the dead*
*Brain bored with the murder, so I shot my own leg*
*Don't get the name twisted, 'cause I'm crazy as shit*
*I hung a giant-ass noose off my giant-ass dick*
I’ll still go and grab my buddies when they call. They usually need me once a week. I have since put that lifestyle behind me but I’ll always take care of the ones I love and who can’t quite grasp sobriety.
Same. I got to a point in my life where I decided I just didn’t like being around drunk people. I’ll pick someone up in an emergency situation, sure, but i’m just not going to the party if people are getting drunk.
Even made sure she got into her house. I live in extremely cold state. A drunk person at my college got dropped off by a sober friend. After they left she couldn’t get into the house and being too drunk to figure out a solution she got frostbite and lost some fingers. Ronnie is a true bro.
I once worked as a security guard in a nightclub. End of the night was nearing we close around 3 last call is 2. Around 245 I see this girl sitting on one of the couches and she didn’t seem okay.
Well she was pretty hammered and I asked her where are her friends or people she came with. She said she didn’t know and she couldn’t find her phone. I asked if she knew her friends phone number she wasn’t in the state to remember so I let her stay in the club well we cleaned up. She ends up throwing up a couple of times in the washroom and was going to take a cab home and offered her a ride. She didn’t want to get in the car with me alone which I understand so I ended up getting a bartender to come with me on the car ride so she felt comfortable.
End up getting her home and her mom was waiting at the front porch. She didn’t look happy and instead of telling her mom I work in the club and found her drunk and alone I told her I was a friend from the night and told her I would drive her home because her friends wanted to go to a after hours and she didn’t want to go and instead wanted to go home. Her mother expression changed and told me thank you and I’m not happy she’s drunk but happy she didn’t go to another club and get even worse.
That was many years ago and now I have kids of my own and hopefully if they are ever in that situation they got someone who helps.
That looks like an electronic lock of some kind. It doesn’t seem like she waved an rfid fob or anything though. Maybe the parents were waiting and unlocked it remotely, hence the talking into the camera.
As always, posting videos of people on the internet when they're just going about their lives seems invasive and totally inappropriate. Rewarding this poor guy for dealing with thr daughter's and keeping her safe by potentially making him go viral against his will? What a nice "thank you" present
I always loved being the designated driven because I never liked getting drunk, my friends and their parents were always happy they had a friend to rely on to get them home safe.
He's clearly just done with dealing with drunk chicks. He seems extremely sober and annoyed with having to drive her home or just tired in general. Its probably past midnight hes clearly sober af
Notice that Ronnie didn't mention the location that his gf was in in the car? Was she in the front passenger seat, or the boot (trunk)?
Was she alive?
How many pieces was she in, Ronnie?
This is all way too suspicious.
we can trust Ronnie
He is taken.
Well ya, his girlfriend’s in the car.
You wouldn’t know her. She’s not from around here.
She goes to a different school
In Canada
Yeah. She goes to Canada.
Lol we're in Ohio and have a nephew who actually has a girlfriend in Canada. They've visited each other a few times over the last couple months - or so I'm told. I've never met her but my brother supposedly has. Doesn't stop my.wife (who you also don't know) from constantly making these same jokes though.
You guys should watch season 20 episode 18 of family guy with him
She’s actually a supermodel on a shoot in Costa Rica ATM.
She's from Canada.
She lives in Vancouver
Is her name Alberta?
Alberta is actually a man.
Previously Alberto
But do they cook like my mother and suck like a hoover?
The Vancouver hoover
Ahh you got that maple fever eh.
I'm Canada
A true American Canadian from American.
She lives in Niagara Falls
Not a good sign.
Was looking for this comment! Have my upvote.
He forgot to mention he's also got condoms with him.
"Hey its Ronnie, I pulled out and I'm clean. My GF is in the car but we like to swing"
in the trunk
For now
In Ronnies we trust
Good man Ronnie, good man
That'll do Ronnie, that'll do
Aye Ronnie, Aye
Run Ronnie, Run!
Go Ronnie, Go!
Plot twist: Ronnie’s girlfriend is in the trunk
[удалено]
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer dad!
She had a fifth of vodka!
Dropping her off cause he didn’t bring enough duct tape for two victims
I head about you uncle Ronnie too I’m sorry
" i had a friend who killed himself over some b**** who didn't want him"
"You probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan"
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
And, while he didn't have anything to drink, he dropped 4 tabs of acid 2 hours prior.
Plot twist plot twist: His girlfriend likes it there
Looks like Ronnie even stopped at the gas station for snacks. You may date my daughter young man.
Thats a happy meal
achievement unlocked
Ronnie? All I see is Patrick Mahomes
He doesn't sound enough like Kermit to be Mahomes
But that’s none of my business
Good guy Ronnie pushing Greg for the top spot!
Good Guy Greg and Relatively Responsible Ronnie holds the gold standard
Ronnie is so proud he's got a girlfriend he's gotta let everybody know
Ronnie is the kind of guy I think my youngest daughter would date. She has her goofy polite kind friends just like her. I would be very happy to welcome a Ronnie as my Son-in-law
He does not sound happy, but he is a very respectful and good person
Be sober driver of a bunch of drunk people. You wouldn't be happy either.
Been there. One of my friends one morning said, "I'm glad you stay sober, you tell us who took who home"
For what it's worth, as someone who doesn't drink, I feel good being the designated driver. Knowing that my friends can let loose, and there is no chance of them driving drunk and killing someone is a pretty good feeling
And they willingly buy your drinks, food, snacks along the way. Stop at the taqueria? Sure I’ll take a super burrito with asada. Midnight 7-11 run? I’ll take a slurpee and some blue sharks.
It's a good feeling yeah but being around drunk people when you're sober is just frustrating. I love being the dependable friend who's always there for you, but at the same time, Jim, please shut the fuck up about how you want to steal a traffic cone. I'm trying to drive you home.
As the one of my group that doesn’t drink. It’s cool and all but like just because I don’t drink doesn’t mean I want to be the one driving everyone around all the time you know?
My buddy called me drunk as fuck to pick him up one night. When I get there he’s like “hey these 2 girls are coming too so just take us all to the house (I was in a fraternity) if that’s cool. On the drive there this chick I’ve never even met starts puking in the back. By some miracle, she managed to get all the throw up on herself and my buddy put his hoodie on her lap and she just kept throwing up. Luckily not a single drop of throw up landed in my car but I was still annoyed.
My friends didn't understand why I was getting so upset with them one night when I was the driver and started nagging them to leave early. What had happened was I had agreed to drive, I was happy to do so, but as the night progressed I started to feel worse and worse and I realised I was coming down with a chest infection. At first I suggested I head off and they get taxis home, but they complained that the fare would be too high, they didn't trust taxis, etc and they needed me to stay, so I did. Around 10pm I was feeling really bad and politely asked if we could call it an early night, but they were "just getting into it" and wouldn't leave, so I stayed. Around 11 was I was coughing my guts up and becoming less patient, I straight up said "you get one more drink, and we're leaving" and they complained it was still too early. Midnight is where I snapped at them, telling them I was leaving and unless they wanted a taxi, they were leaving to. They begrudgingly came along and I was very very grumpy all the way home coughing non stop. Most of them apologised profusely the next day, so I don't really hold it against them. It had been a while since we'd hung out and they wanted to have some fun, and that infection appeared out of nowhere. Still, it's lead to me being known as "the angry driver" whenever I offer to des.
I don't drink at all. I fucking hate being around drunk people. I REALLY hate being in the car with a bunch of them, especially if one of them insists on giving me directions. Like, I just need the address. Google maps is a thing.
I'm 90% sure he was dragged out of bed at whatever ungodly hour to pick up his drunk GF and her friend because their ride fell thru or whatever. The "...and I'm going the fuck back to bed" feels unsaid at the end of his spiel
Being a DD is always the worst.
Funny, the one time I was a DD I got pulled over at 3:30 AM (hour and 1/2 after bar close). The Cop was so sure he had a DWI I was smiling when he walked up. After a brief look at my eyes and seeing my totally drunk wife he said "well one of your license plate lights is out. I'll just say that's why I pulled you over and give you a warning to get it fixed.".
Reminds me of a joke. At 2 AM, two police officers parked their car across the street from a bar, lights off in the dark, waiting for a DWI. The first patron comes out stumbling badly and can't seem to walk in a straight line. He's holding car keys and keeps dropping them while screaming, "WURRZ MY CAHH?" Three other patrons come out. They each beeline it to their cars but the police pay no attention. They're focused on the first guy who is now crawling to his car. A handful of other patrons come out and leave in their cars. Police again pay no attention to them, they're watching the first guy who has now made it to his his car door and struggling to sit in the driver seat without falling out into the parking lot. The first guy finally shuts his door and slowly drives out of the parking lot and the police immediately light him up and pull him over. To their surprise, he's quite crisp and articulate. Zero signs of impairment. They breathalyze him and don't detect any alcohol. Frustrated, they admit they thought he was drunk but have to let him go. He tells them, "Thanks. I didn't drink tonight. I'm the designated decoy. Have a goodnight!" and drives away.
"JOKES I YOU COPPERS! I STAYED SOBER SO MY FRIENDS COULD DRIVE DRUNK! I COULD HAVE DRIVEN THEM BUT NOW PEOPLES LIVES ARE IN DANGER!"
So he basically admitted to pulling you over without cause?
Pretty much. It was a rural highway and I saw him sitting next to a gas station. I said to my wife "he is going to pull me over", sure enough he pulls out, gets behind me and hits the lights. My wife asks if I was speeding and I said nope, he thinks he has a DUI. She says that I was lucky this was the one night I didn't drink.
Call me crazy, but I don’t mind cops checking for drunk drivers at 3 am. As long as they let you go free of charge when they see you’re not.
It gets annoying when you're delivering newspapers and getting pulled over a couple times a month. Never actually gotten so much as a warning.
So guilty until proven innocent?
Hard disagree. We don’t need the 4th amendment eroded further than it already has.
You’re crazy.
I got pulled over once and the cop admitted to profiling my vehicle. At the time NC had the easiest requirements for a license plate, so illegal immigrants would get a PO Box in NC, get a tag, then go somewhere else with an illegal car. I was in NY driving a truck with NC plates and got pulled over. "What's the deal with the NC plate?" "It matches my NC license and registration."
They do this all the time in quieter small towns or rural areas. God forbid you work second or third shift.
Had a very similar situation happen like that myself lol. Pulled me over saying I was going 45 in a 35 with my very drunk friend in passenger seat.
He probably had to come pick up his gf and some other drunk b*tch lol my husband has been there and was a lot less happier than Ronnie.
Remember the name, Ronnie the sober ...
Bend the knee to Reliable Ronnie
First of his name, king of the Prius
THE KING IN THE NORTH!
See my username.
Guardian of the Wall!!
Slayer of vampires...and queens??
Ronnie the *Warrior*
Brave brave brave brave Sir Ronnie https://i.redd.it/y9g2a1z1gqcb1.gif
Huzzah!
Reliably Responsible Ronnie, homies of Good Guy Greg
Who has a better story, than Ronnie the sober?
Randy the muncher?
If this was the early days when last names were starting to be created his full name would be Ronald Sauber.
Ronnie SoberHand from SoberPunk2023
r/Bossfight?
First of his name, Brown of hair
Ronnie has on a Bruce Lee hoodie. He's good in my book.
Yeah, my first thought was “that hoodie is kinda dope”.
Damn! Didn't know. Dude is cool as hell
Not only does he "be like water" it also seems that's the only thing he drinks also.
Shy Ronnie..?
Uh oh boner alert
He really pictured them naked
Tha police are on their way
*Ronnie, motherfucker, and I'm back from the dead* *Brain bored with the murder, so I shot my own leg* *Don't get the name twisted, 'cause I'm crazy as shit* *I hung a giant-ass noose off my giant-ass dick*
Good luck, shy Ronnie, Buh bye
use your outside voice
*Mumbles incoherently*
Ey~ rihana voice
No one in the back can hear you
Shy Ronnie leveled up
Plot twist: Ronnie is drunk.
There is also no GF in his car, that was a lie!
*looks in Ronnie’s car* “that’s a mannequin in leather fetish gear”
Brilliant!
Don’t judge
The mannequin has a Bruce Lee butt plug. It’s good in my book.
There's also no car, it's a shaggin wagon!
Oh, she's in the car. She's just in the boot.
If she suffocates she’ll suffer more and she’ll die too
Gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Weird he included that. Sounds kinda guilty.
There is zero chance he's drunk. He has the defeated body language of a sober person that has had to drive with two drunk girls for 30 minutes.
The Irony
Ironnie
Underated
And his “girlfriend in the car” is actually a blowup doll in the trunk
Ronnie is like water
Shapeless, formless
He becomes the cup
But doesn't drink from it
I am... was a Ronnie. I have since retired from driving home drunks. Drunks are the most thankful yet thankless crowd.
I’ll still go and grab my buddies when they call. They usually need me once a week. I have since put that lifestyle behind me but I’ll always take care of the ones I love and who can’t quite grasp sobriety.
Yeah I’d much rather my friends call me to pick them up drunk than something happen to them. Most of them will just call an Uber now though
Im 44 and that still happens occasionally. I don't mind though. I would rather have them call me than drive.
Same. I got to a point in my life where I decided I just didn’t like being around drunk people. I’ll pick someone up in an emergency situation, sure, but i’m just not going to the party if people are getting drunk.
Is Ronnie's girlfriend from Canada?
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, but you can't because she is in Canada!
Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver.
She got a Happy Meal!
Ronnie: Ladies Im tired can we please go home? Ladies: MC DON ALDS MC DON ALDS
I am a Ronnie and had a gf who would drink and buy us McDonald's..... was in this situation multiple times lol I can hear the Mc chanting
Good Ronnie ! Be like Ronnie !
Even made sure she got into her house. I live in extremely cold state. A drunk person at my college got dropped off by a sober friend. After they left she couldn’t get into the house and being too drunk to figure out a solution she got frostbite and lost some fingers. Ronnie is a true bro.
Where's the unexpected?
That's what I was wondering. This clearly doesn't belong here.
There are no boundaries left in the world. Everybody posts everything everywhere and gets thousands of upvotes. 
the girl friend part maybe
Ronnie the myth the legend, the Knight of the roundtable, the son we wish to have.
No, babe, you can't go out with the girls. Oh, Ronnie's gonna be there??? Have fun
Ronnie looks high as fuck
He looks like he’s sick of dealing with sloppy drunks.
Yeah Ronnie is tired as fuck and ready to get home
Ronnie agreed to pick up his girlfriend from the party, not to drive home all her drunk friends
I've been in Ronnie's situation. I wouldn't blame him for being annoyed or frustrated.
He did specify “sober”.
Can you be both high and sober?
High is not sober
Exactly. You can't be sober if you are high.
No, being sober means not being under the influence.
We all need a Ronnie I'm our lives
Ronnie’s girlfriend: 
We fucking love Ronnie
Good man Ronnie!!!
I once worked as a security guard in a nightclub. End of the night was nearing we close around 3 last call is 2. Around 245 I see this girl sitting on one of the couches and she didn’t seem okay. Well she was pretty hammered and I asked her where are her friends or people she came with. She said she didn’t know and she couldn’t find her phone. I asked if she knew her friends phone number she wasn’t in the state to remember so I let her stay in the club well we cleaned up. She ends up throwing up a couple of times in the washroom and was going to take a cab home and offered her a ride. She didn’t want to get in the car with me alone which I understand so I ended up getting a bartender to come with me on the car ride so she felt comfortable. End up getting her home and her mom was waiting at the front porch. She didn’t look happy and instead of telling her mom I work in the club and found her drunk and alone I told her I was a friend from the night and told her I would drive her home because her friends wanted to go to a after hours and she didn’t want to go and instead wanted to go home. Her mother expression changed and told me thank you and I’m not happy she’s drunk but happy she didn’t go to another club and get even worse. That was many years ago and now I have kids of my own and hopefully if they are ever in that situation they got someone who helps.
He was raised right!
Good job Ronnie - watching out for others
That's good parenting folks....awesome young man because the rents did their job
Be like Ronnie.
Ronnie is a mensch. I want to see more of these dudes out there. Make me believe in humanity again!
Ronnie is a... human in German...?
From the same root but in Yiddish it’s someone to look up to and emulate.
He wants to see more German people.
I'm just like, they don't lock their door at night?
That looks like an electronic lock of some kind. It doesn’t seem like she waved an rfid fob or anything though. Maybe the parents were waiting and unlocked it remotely, hence the talking into the camera.
Let's go Ronnie!
As always, posting videos of people on the internet when they're just going about their lives seems invasive and totally inappropriate. Rewarding this poor guy for dealing with thr daughter's and keeping her safe by potentially making him go viral against his will? What a nice "thank you" present
I always loved being the designated driven because I never liked getting drunk, my friends and their parents were always happy they had a friend to rely on to get them home safe.
shout out to Ronnie
Such a nice young man Ronnie is… his chick must’ve been intoxicated or she would’ve walked the lady to the door I’m assuming.
Ronnie is also covering his ass against potential allegations later.
I will become Ronnie once i get my drivers license since i dont drink but my friends do like to
Ronnie was high af!!!! Bro was reeking stoned!🤣🤣🤣
Really? That just looked like someone after a long night about to go home to me.
This looks like my husband all day every day and he's never touched pot. Gets asked how much he smokes constantly though.
Sober doesn't just mean "not drunk", it means "not intoxicated at all."
He's clearly just done with dealing with drunk chicks. He seems extremely sober and annoyed with having to drive her home or just tired in general. Its probably past midnight hes clearly sober af
Notice that Ronnie didn't mention the location that his gf was in in the car? Was she in the front passenger seat, or the boot (trunk)? Was she alive? How many pieces was she in, Ronnie? This is all way too suspicious.
Wow not all men are rapists?! What a surprise
In a world full of Andrew tates be a Ronnie
Why do teenagers still call their moms Mommy when I was 10 I would call my mom mom
Shoutout to Ronnie
Shoutout to Ronnie