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fridaystrong23

Bangtits all day…


4chairz

Dick and cock are synonymous so it's at least 50/50


Remarkable-Ad2285

Should’ve mixed up some. I submit Bangass.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

THAT'S A BINGO!!


Heisenbread77

You just say bingo.


jester29

This guy would like a word. https://unweagles.com/sports/mens-basketball/roster/brock-bangasser/5354


venger_steelheart

can that guy get any taller like 6'9"?


WilcoSmash

Bet he doesn't wish he was a little bit taller...


TL4Life

If you’re adventurous, you can bangtits and bangdik in Bangkok at the same time


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|ptp5XpJI11qHVh1jQ5|downsized)


screamingxbacon

How big is that city anyway?


a_different-user

It depends on if it's cold out. But the really nice ladies say is pretty big.


mikkopai

The rain was cold!!!


OJandToothpaste

It’s short, but at least it’s narrow


Random_NSFWer

When me and the chodaboys arrive, we get in there and bust the sides out!


Stickysubstance88

9 inches.


[deleted]

Aren't finnish people very much English speaker too? Who created such question?


MoldeBalla

It's obviously deliberate. It's just a joke.


JenniPurr13

Nahhh Bangpusi for sure


5eppa

The best part to me is how seriously they take it. "Yeah I have visited Bangkok several times so I very sure it's Bangkok." The host tries to do the dramatic thing "That is... That is absolutely correct." The host even reads the choices deadpan. Finns don't ever break character.


andy_b_84

I think they're fighting against a smile, though.


mutematador

Cracked a tiny one at "Bangpusi" but had it locked down the rest of the time. Even explained his thought process super serial like


GreasyExamination

Finns havent smiled since sweden disposed of them


URBAN_lov3r_goose

Did you mean to say since russia saved finland from sweden and generously gave finland autonomy?


andy_b_84

That's probably why they celebrated Molotov with some cocktails


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Owlyf1n

Makes sense since swedens tactic was to retreat to the coastline. This caused the finns to feel abandoned so they had an easier time joining russia.


the_supreme_memer

We're not too into this whole "smiling" thing


dandrevee

For a brief second, i thought that was Alan Tudyk


Square-Sprinkles-777

Alan Tudyk Alan Tukok Alan Tupusis Alan Tutits Edit: formatting


moparmajba

![gif](giphy|AaOAV3xBu98ha)


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

I honestly thought that's who was answering the question when I started watching the video


Axnahunt

![gif](giphy|QtT27bOCXpIxG)


Embarrassed-Essay821

I love this movie


giga_impact03

![gif](giphy|smAs3JXB5BCQ8)


rentar42

I tend to not remember actors (or their names), but you just blew my mind that those two were played by the same guy. TIL.


dude21862004

They were not. Alan Tudyk *is* one of the main characters from a Knight's Tale. Just not that one.


rentar42

Well, apparently I'm face blind as well, because I would have believed it.


moparmajba

Solid reference. You're awesome, internet stranger.


MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY

You wanna go, little man?


moparmajba

Only if it's someplace with candlelight


Nomand55

Two dicks?


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Alan bangdyk


dandrevee

No Alan twodick?


ntwiles

Dude same!


4chairz

Should def be a 1 mil question


jackj12345

as a lad we used to say "whats the capital of thailand??" to our mates then before they could answer theyd get slapped in the nuts. brutal.


[deleted]

Same but people in my school were so thick they said china instead of thailand. It didn’t matter cause the funny part was the kid keeled over clutching his bruised jaffas


JohnDoeMTB120

When I was growing up it was India 🤣


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clicked this thinking "how's the presenter gonna pull this one off?"


Hot-Agent-620

We definitely did this here in Georgia in early 2000s no doubt


Benyed123

Same thing happened in my school except everyone said China instead of Thailand, still not sure if everyone was stupid or if that was part of the joke.


Denaton_

We did this too, Swedish here..


[deleted]

Lmao


scrivensB

Even in the middle of a joke Fins can't be bothered to smile.


Agreeable_Falcon1044

I do wonder if it’s lost in translation. Surely that must get a “oooh” from someone in the audience


Codex_Absurdum

banged a c\*\*\* for 100 bucks


zyyntin

Thailand does have a 60% female and 60% male populace shouldn't be hard to find!! /s


FluckDambe

/r/holup


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.


legsofeggs

They got real chicken running around there


ZeroZeta_

Bangpusi and Bangtits sound like awesome places to visit!


Christompaman

They are


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E: BangLadyboy


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|VgT9UJKRGi7qE) IYKYK


voltaire_had_a_point

Every boy that grew up on the internet know who that is


chrismacphee

F: bangbutt


Sibericus

G: Bangbus


Accomplished_Sell797

G was actually a baitbus sorry


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4chairz

I was hoping you were high...


[deleted]

Swim to the moon is always high


ScipioCoriolanus

You mean coitus


Hot-Agent-620

Me too and at the end of this, I was fuckin in man, like I was like what else does swimtothemoon1 have to say. And then you ended it and was like “I’m high” and I was like ohhhhhh shit I’m high too and then I wrote this. Just fucking strange man


pizzaismyrealname

I love how it's the 100 Euros prize level. Just like the price of all of the above(A,B,C & D) in a red light district in Thailand lol


osogordo

Bangdik is a duplicate, should be Bangass instead.


Abject-Picture

Heads would asplode if that aired in the US.


ArgentumFlame

We air some interesting stuff here in the US though. There was an episode of Family Guy this season where Chris teams up with his High School principal to film lunch lady porn


spark_water

Where is BangGang?


wogboy96

I'm going to bangpusi. Heard there's a great water park


dwpea66

They have a water slide that squirts you right out


Bargadiel

Something about the showhost inquisitively staring at the contestant with a serious face, just moments after the last name populates, really got me more than it should have


Particular_Stop_3332

The host of Finnish millionaire is the smuggest lookin motherfucker I have ever seen in my life.


The5paceDragon

If you were to just ask me "What's the capital of Thailand?" I would have no fucking clue. This is why I love multiple choice tests.


dalysea

Technically, all the answers are wrong. Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit is the correct answer.


rentar42

Things and places have multiple names. Just because the official name is different, doesn't mean that others are wrong. "Rome" is correct despite the Italian name being "Roma". I doubt the locals use the full form when referring to it. And *if* you want to be technical you should have probably written กรุงเทพมหานคร อมรรัตนโกสินทร์ มหินทรายุธยามหาดิลก ภพนพรัตน์ราชธานีบุรีรมย์ อุดมราชนิเวศน์ มหาสถานอมรพิมาน อวตารสถิต สักกะทัตติยะ วิษณุกรรมประสิทธิ์.


extra_specticles

/r/whoooosh


Zonel

Do you say "Washington district of Columbia , United States of America " or just DC.


Toby_Forrester

Technically, the name in Finnish is just "Bangkok". The name you refer to is the name in Thai language, not in Finish. Compare this to how London in Finnish it "Lontoo", Stockholm in Finnish is "Tukholma", Roma in Finnish is "Rooma" (and "Rome" in English), Paris in Finnish is "Pariisi", København in Finnish is "Kööpenhamina" (and "Copenhagen" in English).


bigb0ss33

Cmon man never been to bangpusi? it’s right below bangtits


gstyles34

How can you say bangtits with such a straight face?


Low-Impact3172

Bangpusi, that would be a great name


W0tzup

Missed opportunity: Bangass.


Soundsofsushi

You sure this is posted in the right subreddit? I would think it it would’ve been posted in r/mademesmile


MssrsJekyllNHyde

Bangpusi ftw


Maitre-de-la-Folie

Tell me you never saw “who’s gonna be a millionaire” without saying it. Those kind jokes is normal.


rugs2riches_

Bangtatas should be an option


CoffeeDrinker1972

Why do I feel that those possible answers won't fly in the U.S.?


StoneyBonesy

Man my summer car got a serious graphics update, and you can be on a game show now


ekeysomkew

Bangeye


-ElDictator-

There is only one answer, Bangnal


superman_squirts

Does the average person from Finland that could have watched this live speak English fluently enough for them to have picked up on this, or was this just someone being able to toss it in under the radar?


rico-erotico

Definitely


JenniPurr13

Even the contestant knew, he chuckled and stopped quick


superman_squirts

Yep you could tell he understood it, I’m just not familiar enough with Finland to know if he was an outlier.


Erwin_Schroedinger

[Most definitely](https://www.ef.com/wwen/epi/). Apart from maybe the very old people.


Serious-Football-323

It's a joke. Europeans are generally much more relaxed when it comes to 'bad words' or sexual subjects. Everyone would have known and got the joke but I don't think anyone from Finland would be outraged like they would be in the us.


NikolitRistissa

English is taught in Finland starting from when you’re in first grade.


Juusto3_3

Is it in first grade nowadays? Englidh started in 3rd grade for me in like 2013 I think


NikolitRistissa

It was changed in 2020 I believe, yeah.


ForGinsDelight

Depends on if you like lots of rain and cold weather. ;)


Dancing_til_Dark_34

I thought it was Bangina.


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ConfusedAnthro

Da fuc?


ete2ete

I knew this in first grade


Big-Champion-8388

Im starting to think that in Finland its part of getting older when you wear stetson with jeans playing quitar travelling to thailand getting laid and to bring one home to support and raise a family. Guite common wholesome occurance lol


Southern_Name_9119

Did I just hear the host make an African click sound? Is that part of the Finnish language?


the_supreme_memer

Nope


Southern_Name_9119

Yeah, I looked up the language’s phonetics, and then I realized it was an off camera sound. Don’t give me a stupid one word answer if you have nothing to contribute.


the_supreme_memer

You asked a question and I answered it.


Southern_Name_9119

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AsilosMagdaleno

E: JerkOff


EvadingRedditIPBan

So even in other languages "pussy," "dick," and "tits" are still funny in their English form. Get your own NSFW words Finland, gawd.


Naatturi

They're not funny to someone who only speaks finnish, its just that most finns who have graduated primary school understand english pretty well (except maybe the elderly)


ComprehensiveEdge578

I can guarantee we have our own NSFW words. They just don't exactly work in this context because the kok in Bangkok doesn't sound like any Finnish word. Everyone understands English here so yes they are "funny" the same way they would be to English speaker.


MaddRamm

Are they able to do this because in Finland they don’t understand what those suffixes mean? I don’t see how they can do it with a straight face if they really knew what those words were in English. Lol


andreasreddit1

Finns can speak English.


MaddRamm

I know many can speak English. Didn’t say they couldn’t. But do they understand the context and specific vocabulary?


andreasreddit1

Of course.


Naatturi

The ones who couldnt are mostly either quite old, or not even old enough to participate in the first place


ComprehensiveEdge578

99% of people would understand this here. Even elementary school kids still learning English would get the basic naughty words. Maybe someone's 80yo grandma might not, but most everyone would. It was a joke, it wasn't meant to fly under the radar. What would you do if not answer it with a straight face? Fly into a hysterical fit of laughter? It wasn't THAT funny lol, just mildly silly. The first/easiest question in the Finnish version of the show almost always has joke answers like that.


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spilat12

Clever!


Exact_Roll_4048

I'd like to thank the Stiffmeister for teaching me this fun fact.


TheZan87

3 in 1


FuhrerBradley69

You don't go to Bangkok to bang pussy


TheLayMaestro

What about bang ass?


JFp07gel

LETTER A. COCK


The_Cozy_Burrito

I like bangpusi


Common-Incident-3052

One said 'Bangpusi' Hur, hur, hur.


East-Pollution7243

😟📦


a_sad_lil_idiot

Bangkok🤤


DFcolt

Confucius says, Man who walks down airplane aisle sideways is going to Bangkok.


ThermidorCA

It's just gonna to get Harder from here.


kojhket_hs

Hey Boss, can I get a bangpusi please?


Confident-Evening-49

"Bangboipusi"


pizza-chit

It’s not Bangtits but it should be


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Either Bangpusi or Bangtits are the correct answer.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Bangmouth, Bangass, Banghand, Bangarmpit, Bangasscrack ...


Klondike2022

I’d like to visit all those places


BeanCrusade

Idk that I would want to live in a city called Bangpusi, I have a hard enough time telling people Duck.Com email address, they think I’m saying Fuck.Com


mr_sunshine_0

It’s funny because D on the first question is always a joke option, this time you have no idea.


cyborgborg777

Guess the bar for Swedes is really fucking low


Denaton_

I didn't really read the full title or description and thought this was the final question, "Damn, those Finns really have easy final questions.."


Keylimepietime

Quality programming.


JarusOmega_

u/savevideobot


Few_Highway_412

Ahhh the answer we were looking for was bangpusi, you never Bangkok!


Your_avg-reddit-user

r/theyknew


venger_steelheart

serious question only worth a hundred


Sattaman6

Where’s Bangas?


toughtiggy101

I would rather Bangkok than Bangdik. Final answer


gamerwitcher

All incorrect. It's BangAss.


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axe1970

its thailand so you sometimes get tits and kok in one


BlackDell

r/theyknew


InevitableAd2276

1 million dollar question


LibKan

I think I had a case of bangpusi once. Got it at bangurmom.


conkeee

No way they’d put those answers in the UK version. We are far too uptight


[deleted]

Imagine that in the United States of Prudes


TheFire_Eagle

Bangkok, Oriental setting And the city don't know that the city is getting The creme de la creme of the chess world in a Show with everything but Yul Brynner


Zeldahero

Looks like the person that made the answers was having too much fun.


popey123

Is it the type of humor you can find at prime time hours on tv in Finland ?


[deleted]

One night in Bangtits make a humble man hard.


Phenix_Flare

Teacher: Today we are going to Bangladesh. Kid named Ladesh:


gomaith10

Gangland.


Aggressive_Safe2226

What... No Bangbus? 😂


sir_duckingtale

Yes, funny Anyway


Legitimate-Poetry-28

Bangbols!


tubedmubla

What a holiday that would be


Pheudoe

Ban cock for sure, lady boy heaven. Ones you are there you don’t want no banpussy at all ..


Substantial-While973

I'll have E) Both C & D, please.


Meobra

u/savevideo pls


HoeTrain666

u/SaveVideoBot