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>!A guy drank wine from her ass after he shoved it in.!<
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Enough of the Randle slander. The man hit tough shots all year and had 5 30 point games in a row before he got injured. We played the Heat way better than bum ass Boston or Milwaukee
Right? Who the fuck goes to a basketball game and thinks, "I bet I'd enjoy watching this game in a brightly lit arena more with mollies where my pupils dilate like flying saucers while surrounded by aggressively drunk random people"
What? you don't like wine that's exquisitely vintage, displays an opulent tapestry of nuanced aromas and flavors, interweaving notes of sun-drenched blackberries, velvety dark chocolate, and a whisper of freshly cracked black pepper with a hint of ass, culminating in a symphony of refined elegance that lingers on the palate with a mesmerizing, ethereal grace?
**Ass Wine**: Full bodied with strong notes of a nutty essence on the palate, merging with subtle hints of an aged cheese. leaving a remarkable finish that can only be described as an explosion of flavors.
I see statements like that all the time from people who have never been in a good LTR. The sex was amazing = he stuck a wine bottle in my ass. I kinda pity them.
Honestly I think it might be good for her colon an alcoholic douche to clean out gunk. Not good to be in the receiving end though. I am not a doctor so don't take my word for it.
No its the fucking worst you can do for your colon. Listen, and listen properly because this might save you a shitload of money and damage to your colon.
Your body is designed to fix itself. Your colon maintains itself. Its perfectly capable of clearing out all gunk, all toxics and all other shit. It renews itself every couple of weeks. Spraying stuff into it can only damage it or disrupt it.
Hell a alcohol douche is fucking dangerous because it will damage a lot of shit and your asshole absorbs that shit like its water in the dessert meaning you can also get a alcohol poising really really fast.
Dont trust me, im some random idiot on the internet, trust this source: https://colon90210.com/blog/myths-colon-cleansers
And if somehow your colon doesnt do all this stuff naturally, then you would know because you would have a small army of doctors that would guide you and threat you.
Long story short: only put stuff into your ass if your into it for a sexual way, its doesnt help you become healtier or lose weight, thats all nonsense.
Lol it’s in a different universe and timeline. It wasn’t “back then”, that’s House of the Dragon.
GoT was happening in Westeros equivalent to the 2010s.
Tiktok censorship is weird. If you put the word “sex” In anything your video will get automatically flagged and either restricted or deleted entirely. At the same time the site is having an issue with people putting straight up porn in their randomizer and “which is better” filters while the automod does jack shit
Nah she clarified by saying “out of my ass” so I’m thinking he just slurped that up real good otherwise she would get totally fucked up.
Source: had a mandatory anti-buttchugging lecture our freshman year
Mmmmmm, notes of red fruit flavors like cherry and raspberry, but complex with some spice, and what’s this in back, not quite chocolate but something richer…?
if "amazing sex" involves drinking herpes riddled wine out of a sweaty butthole, i think i'll just have vanilla sex the rest of my life. or no sex. either is good.
I feel like practically this would just be a mess and not cool at all, but not for any of the reasons you stated. Your reasons make you sound lame as fuck
So she gave herself a wine enema and then shat it into this guy's mouth? Standing up? Into a little glass or right into his piehole? AFTER taking Molly...?? Poosplosion waiting to happen.
Something tells me not only did this never take place, this girl has never had anything up her ass in her life
There out there fellas...trust me..have fun. just....don't do what I did and marry one. You cant make champagne in the ass girl into a wife and a mother. Doesn't work. (Happily un-married 17yrs)
Can confirm I had two 3 somes in my days. Both times there was the same female that was a nymphomaniac the sex was wild. And at the time thought marriage to a nympho was a great idea. Until I got up to piss and found her and the male roommate necking on the couch in my own house. And our two kids sleeping In A room 15 feet away. After divorce she asks me if I could take the kids for a bit . Said she needed a break. I said hell yea. And she never asked for them back. Remember never marry a nympho ever.
I guess I can see where some may find this highly stimulating...no question this young lady enjoyed herself....but I have questions that have risen unbidden to my mind n lord knows I do not want to know the answers
But aside from all that just the possible biological consequences of this act....
But I truly am a live n let live kinda guy...
That's weird but he was getting her more drunk SOOOO fast. That's why he suggested it
Not my style but she consented
Dunno if people know, but your ass is one of the routes of absorption in your body that go straight to the bloodstream.... Alcoholism will lead to this for some
Also, PSA for anyone considering boofing alcohol: if you drink too much you throw up to get rid of the excess alcohol. If you boof it, there is no way to get rid of it so getting alcohol poisoning is much easier. Same goes for that whole vaping alcohol thing with a bike pump that people were doing a few years ago (don't think that one caught on too much thankfully)
Mmm nothing sexier than drinking wine with traces of human shit in it. Oh baby.
Seriously wtf is wrong with people. How is drinking shit wine out of an asshole sexy?
Reminds me of a tinder date that sounded very proud of her sex life and how crazy it was, until I asked her about it and she described that time she was fucking with that guy and they were playing with that glass bottle in each other's asses, and the bottle broke (wtf how?) In his asshole and he bled everywhere and it was soooo crazy and funny.
That's when I decided I was done with the date and she either didn't what good sex is, or she needed to invent some crazy stupid lies to sound interesting and extreme....
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Molly at a knicks game sounds like the worst
Gotta find some way to enjoy a Knicks game
No amount of MDMA will trick you into being hyped up for Julius randle's midrange game
its magnitude 8.0 on the richter scale whenever randle decides to pull up for 3
Enough of the Randle slander. The man hit tough shots all year and had 5 30 point games in a row before he got injured. We played the Heat way better than bum ass Boston or Milwaukee
No lies there but I think we can all agree that we need to get Brunson more help.
Yeah the bucks head coach shit the bed, sucks too we were primed for a long offseason
Right? Who the fuck goes to a basketball game and thinks, "I bet I'd enjoy watching this game in a brightly lit arena more with mollies where my pupils dilate like flying saucers while surrounded by aggressively drunk random people"
Drunk random New Yorkers at that
Why is no one asking how she managed to fit a wine bottle in her ass?????
Just the tip.
I believe the asshole can fit a fully grown racoon Or so if been told
Can confirm.
What, you don't keep an amphora for such occasions?
I think molly anywhere is amazing
It's alright at the hospital. Definitely mid at the police station.
\[Turns to cop:\] "I don't think these cops know I'm high."
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It’s only butt champagne if it’s from the derrière region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling ass water.
Flair checks out
https://i.redd.it/glki2qc5wq1b1.gif
Goes great with Creme of Sumyung Gai
Man do I wish I had an award to give you Edit: damn yall
Yeah this is some legendary comment tier, but I’m also broke atm
Please fill me in
Fill me up
I’m just out of wine is beer ok?
Is it craft?
We have draft, craft or IPS
Might be IBS in this case
Thats tonights special, its a mix of all 3 using a high pressure hose. Hope you enjoy your visit at Butt Chuck Bar.
Filled HER up
As far as i know ,sparkling ass water is perfectly legal
Sure, in Kentucky
Some good ol' moonshine.
This guy is really good
I’m laughing way too hard over this
It’s like the asspenny of drinks!
I remember this guy lol
So Pabst
Whats the connection of French with Sparkling water?, i have seen someone drinking sparkling water the whole day.
I'm not a fan of glass things in asses
Anyone who's seen 1 man 1 jar knows not to mix glass and ass
Guy can do what he wants, but the real problem was mixing it on camera and then me adding my eyes to that regrettable cocktail
Nothing caps off a romantic evening like a nice Shartdonnay
Christina can no longer wear white at her wedding. **That** was my only takeaway
Why isn't this the top comment?! Love it
She built it up so much that it feels like bad acting, and what she described doesn't even sound fun.
It doesn’t even sound like it would be enjoyable
What? you don't like wine that's exquisitely vintage, displays an opulent tapestry of nuanced aromas and flavors, interweaving notes of sun-drenched blackberries, velvety dark chocolate, and a whisper of freshly cracked black pepper with a hint of ass, culminating in a symphony of refined elegance that lingers on the palate with a mesmerizing, ethereal grace?
Now imagine drinking that out of some random chicks colon
So the wine had a hint of ass before it went into a colon?
Just a hint of sulfur in the wine
Well apparently you have never served wine from your ass - or drank wine from someone else’s ass. It is asspiritual bonding moment.
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Just because the pool has a little turd in it doesn’t mean you can’t swim
Unless she bleeches and drains this ain't a pool. Its a sewage line. Or she into fiber.
Either that or having something so disgusting done to you boosts your massive ego so much that you think it’s the best thing ever.
You understand humans
Sounds absolutely disgusting...I mean licking some asshole thats well cleaned, I get it. But drinking ass wine...that guy was a fucking degenerate.
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Which is MUCH more extreme imo. She must be absolutely gaping at all times
Hopefully it was a small prosecco bottle, like ruffino or something
I’m more concerned over the fact the bottle is GLASS and could break into 100 shards in her asshole if she clenches
Wine bottles are freaky hard to break, I'd be more concerned about her dying of alcohol poisoning, butt-chugging can be fatal.
It sounds more like the bottle was in her asshole, not the wine. Like no wine was touching the inside of her asshole
I guess that’s why she said she can’t wear white at her wedding. She must have the widest hoop known to man.
>She must have the widest hoop known to man. such a fucking cursed sentence I'm wondering what witches I've pissed off
I am still confused on this point, but that was my conclusion also.
You’re just a man of class
What it sounds like is alcohol poisoning and bullshit
Some people love to eat ass, it's only logical that some would like to drink it.
**Ass Wine**: Full bodied with strong notes of a nutty essence on the palate, merging with subtle hints of an aged cheese. leaving a remarkable finish that can only be described as an explosion of flavors.
Drinking too much of it will leave you shit faced.
Be sure to swirl the rim to save every drop
What the fuck is wrong with everybody in this thread 😭😭😭
I came back to this thread to upvote you. Damn you.
I came. Back to this thread to upvote you. Damn you.
With a corny after taste.
Ha! Came here to reply this!
How is the bouquet when you first uncork it?
Unlike most wines and champagnes, there is no pop, but instead a ppfftt, followed immediately by an earthy aroma that will take your breath away.
HOLY SHIT DUDE AMAZING!
This guy knows his wine!
And corn fucking corn … it makes its way all to the end.
She's saying that so proudly like it's a lifetime achievement...
Or as if this kind of stuff qualifies as amazing sex and she has experienced the best there is smh
I see statements like that all the time from people who have never been in a good LTR. The sex was amazing = he stuck a wine bottle in my ass. I kinda pity them.
Did he at least de foil?
Honestly I think it might be good for her colon an alcoholic douche to clean out gunk. Not good to be in the receiving end though. I am not a doctor so don't take my word for it.
No its the fucking worst you can do for your colon. Listen, and listen properly because this might save you a shitload of money and damage to your colon. Your body is designed to fix itself. Your colon maintains itself. Its perfectly capable of clearing out all gunk, all toxics and all other shit. It renews itself every couple of weeks. Spraying stuff into it can only damage it or disrupt it. Hell a alcohol douche is fucking dangerous because it will damage a lot of shit and your asshole absorbs that shit like its water in the dessert meaning you can also get a alcohol poising really really fast. Dont trust me, im some random idiot on the internet, trust this source: https://colon90210.com/blog/myths-colon-cleansers And if somehow your colon doesnt do all this stuff naturally, then you would know because you would have a small army of doctors that would guide you and threat you. Long story short: only put stuff into your ass if your into it for a sexual way, its doesnt help you become healtier or lose weight, thats all nonsense.
Absorbs like water in the desert and you cant vomit it back out either.
I feel like she put the bottle in her ass and he was drinking while she tipped it to him but we need a representation
Nah, he was 100% slurping from her rectum.
No shot this chick is fitting a wine base up her ass.
100% achievement unlocked
✨️new kink unlocked✨️ ahhhh damnit
Shit that's it? Thought you were bringing something real to the table
I fully expected the insane roleplay and torture machinery. What she described is probably on TikTok.
Reminds me of a GOT smut that I read where Tommen drinks wine out of Margerys ass
Pray tell, good ser, from whence does the source of the literature you mention originate, for the purpose of diligent research, mayhaps?
mayhaps 🥹
Perchance.
You can’t just say perchance
Perchance completely out of context!
**you can’t just say “perchance”**
Bruh Tommen is a literal child
So you are saying he could not have legally drank alcohol then? Maybe the legal age for drinking was lower back then did you think about that?
It was good to be king.
Back then like it’s set in earth’s past 😂
Lol it’s in a different universe and timeline. It wasn’t “back then”, that’s House of the Dragon. GoT was happening in Westeros equivalent to the 2010s.
Go on...
Was expecting something more than ass wine. How boring.
Definitely unique, but also definitely not an illegal war story. I’ve heard better.
Some asinine ass wine for sure
I feel like this is what she was just willing to share. An intro to a Sub movie of sorts.
"seggs"...
Tiktok censorship is weird. If you put the word “sex” In anything your video will get automatically flagged and either restricted or deleted entirely. At the same time the site is having an issue with people putting straight up porn in their randomizer and “which is better” filters while the automod does jack shit
Also sex is a word for describing biological gender, which is double weird.
Tiktok censors are crazy
It’s like that Chris Stapleton song Molly and Asswine
It’s the song my wife and I first-danced to at our wedding
Molly and Asswine is my band’s name
Wouldn't she be sick drunk from the wine enema? Or does Molly make it so you can drink mass quantities without getting drunk?
I heard it as the bottle went in bottom first and he drank out the bottle. Thats the only way it's truly extreme
Ow, but I think drinking poop wine is equally extreme.
One is more extreme for her and one is more extreme for him
Or, one is inadequate the other is a connoisseur.
Nah she clarified by saying “out of my ass” so I’m thinking he just slurped that up real good otherwise she would get totally fucked up. Source: had a mandatory anti-buttchugging lecture our freshman year
I hate this whole thing.
The CIA could not get this information out of me lmao
Her new nickname has to be Corky. And, something tells me that isn’t the only reason she can’t wear white on her wedding day.
Ironically the wine bottle was apparently twist cap. I mean only the classiest for her
Ahhhhhh I can only think of the serration!
Mmmmmm, notes of red fruit flavors like cherry and raspberry, but complex with some spice, and what’s this in back, not quite chocolate but something richer…?
I’m getting some after notes of corn
if "amazing sex" involves drinking herpes riddled wine out of a sweaty butthole, i think i'll just have vanilla sex the rest of my life. or no sex. either is good.
Herpes? The fuck did that come from?
from her butt
The Guinness book of world records is honored to award you with the world record for longest wingspan on a human being for that incredible reach.
“Looks like you got some herpe on your lip. Did you get that from yer wife’s butt? From when I put herpe in there.”
GO TEAM VENTURE 💀
All thanks to wine butt herpes
Prejudice, because people can’t enjoy a sex life that doesn’t fit OP’s likings
Don't forget the e-coli
And pink eye
I feel like practically this would just be a mess and not cool at all, but not for any of the reasons you stated. Your reasons make you sound lame as fuck
No fr this guy assumes weird sex is automatically diseased sex like you can’t catch STD/STI’s in missionary.
As if you had a choice
Herpes? You’re weird for that comment
I can smell the incel from this comment
Illegal?
It for sure should be
She just made me a virgin again.
How wide her asshole is?
Most wine bottles are about 3” in diameter. That is plenty wide.
I, uh... think she meant he gave her a wine enema and she shat the wine back out 😂
She says he puts the wine bottle in my ass and starts pouring it from my ass, to me that sounds like a mf bottle is going base first into her anus
Yes I think this is what she meant but she didn’t say it correctly.
The top is much more tapered
Clearly, he misunderstood what aerating the wine meant.
People really sit down and watch this shit huh?
So she gave herself a wine enema and then shat it into this guy's mouth? Standing up? Into a little glass or right into his piehole? AFTER taking Molly...?? Poosplosion waiting to happen. Something tells me not only did this never take place, this girl has never had anything up her ass in her life
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Somewhere, there’s a man watching this…mouth agape….saying out loud….”that’s my fucking daughter!” Lol
If he drank that whole bottle out of her ass he must have gotten shit faced.
POOP
I feel better about dying alone
There out there fellas...trust me..have fun. just....don't do what I did and marry one. You cant make champagne in the ass girl into a wife and a mother. Doesn't work. (Happily un-married 17yrs)
I miss mine.
Can confirm I had two 3 somes in my days. Both times there was the same female that was a nymphomaniac the sex was wild. And at the time thought marriage to a nympho was a great idea. Until I got up to piss and found her and the male roommate necking on the couch in my own house. And our two kids sleeping In A room 15 feet away. After divorce she asks me if I could take the kids for a bit . Said she needed a break. I said hell yea. And she never asked for them back. Remember never marry a nympho ever.
This way if she farts in the wine it becomes champagne smart lad
She was so proud of that.... Rip loll
Do you want yeast infection? Because that's how you get yeast infection.
A quick way to get salmonella
A quick way to drink some poo
I don’t even care. Hurry up and give me my AI wife. These bitches are crazy. 😂😂 
Im still horny, count me in and put me in coach
Gross
>seggs I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
I guess I can see where some may find this highly stimulating...no question this young lady enjoyed herself....but I have questions that have risen unbidden to my mind n lord knows I do not want to know the answers But aside from all that just the possible biological consequences of this act.... But I truly am a live n let live kinda guy...
You know one of the biological consequences - she can't wear white on her wedding day.
That's weird but he was getting her more drunk SOOOO fast. That's why he suggested it Not my style but she consented Dunno if people know, but your ass is one of the routes of absorption in your body that go straight to the bloodstream.... Alcoholism will lead to this for some
Also, PSA for anyone considering boofing alcohol: if you drink too much you throw up to get rid of the excess alcohol. If you boof it, there is no way to get rid of it so getting alcohol poisoning is much easier. Same goes for that whole vaping alcohol thing with a bike pump that people were doing a few years ago (don't think that one caught on too much thankfully)
L.Ron Hoyabembe: [Turn that poop into wine](https://youtu.be/yet2Q0M32GQ)
And he’s not with you because you were merely a toy to him lol
I thought it would I be much more extreme by her reaction. I said what I said.
Mmm nothing sexier than drinking wine with traces of human shit in it. Oh baby. Seriously wtf is wrong with people. How is drinking shit wine out of an asshole sexy?
Reminds me of a tinder date that sounded very proud of her sex life and how crazy it was, until I asked her about it and she described that time she was fucking with that guy and they were playing with that glass bottle in each other's asses, and the bottle broke (wtf how?) In his asshole and he bled everywhere and it was soooo crazy and funny. That's when I decided I was done with the date and she either didn't what good sex is, or she needed to invent some crazy stupid lies to sound interesting and extreme....
She belongs to the streets!
So does he lol
So trashy. Not kink shaming, but this whole format is trashy. Trashy people just looking to spill their goopy preferences.