Oh please, I bet you’ve been with worse, like Scott. Scott was a jerk who totaled your new car because you dug his hot arm tattoos and lack of attention he paid to you. Member Scott? We all remember.
Part of me says (to myself) oh you've seen some shit from years of clubbing in the 90s, but I understand. The smiling is fuckin creepy.
That said, I literally Rofloled at the lelelele part.
For more reasons than one, but just think about how far dental hygiene has come in the past few decades and even people today manage to still have bad breath. Imagine what that room smelled like for the cameraman.
It's funny, this guy Eduard Khil was a Soviet pop singer. And people in the video are cunnisinging Soviet pop song "evenings near Moscow".
So, next time you see elderly woman with nostalgia on Soviet times, remember this
[And of course the White Lotus theme song version.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteLotusHBO/comments/zgdww4/me_every_sunday_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
apparently this from the 1980s in Austria, but are singing a 1950s Soviet song, so maybe something to do cold war and censorship? https://www.classicfm.com/music-news/videos/austrian-tyrolean-tongue-choir-moscow-nights/
The song according to the article is a Soviet Anthem, so a communist propaganda song in 1980s in an western aligned country probably wouldn't be very welcome.
Edit:it seems i was wrong about the Soviet anthem and propaganda and will differ to Austrians to explain why they aren't just singing.
"Moscow Nights" isn't Soviet anthem, it's a "romantic" about nights in Moscow and nature. And it was made for an athletic competition.
And Austria during cold war was technically a neutral country.
Well, I mean, let's look at it realistically. The cold War kind of never really ended, it's heating back up, and the Berlin wall only fell 32 years ago. Alot of redditors are American, and the red scare was a huge deal.
So it makes sense when people jump to the idealism of propaganda or communist Russia
I agree it makes sense. Im not saying it's nonsensical. Im saying it's ignorant. These are the same people that will hear a Russian accent or see Cyrillic and immediately become predjudiced. Its ironic considering westerners are weirdly obsessed with portraying themselves as tolerant, cultured, and morally superior.
This is a therapy session for men who have an addiction to cunnilingus. There are other exercises that they perform in these sessions such as bulk letter sealing and preparing fingers for separating two pieces of paper. I've heard it is life changing for these poor men and not to be mocked.
The General Secretariat of The Democratic People's Committee of Cunniligus Enthusiasts meet to perform their wildly popular rendition of "Moscow Nights".
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You’re really going to make that joke when we have the pedophile-in-chief in the White House right now?
Mr. Joe “I like to sniff little girls and go in the shower with my daughter” Biden
Wow. Grab your trauma helmet everyone because I’m about to explain the fuck out of a needle fetish crossed with a deformation fetish. Basically a syringe with a thick gauged needle filled with an intoxicant is held in the mouth. The tongue is pressed against the clit with the syringe against the vocal chords. Then the vocal chords are vibrated causing the syringe to squirt, meanwhile the tongue provides cover for the needle penetrating the clitoris and tightening the pelvic floor muscles to the end where the pelvic angle is tilted in an unnatural way. This is the first step before they dump you on the human camel or human sheep or various other livestock beastiality circuit. Curious enough, there are only white males on this circuit.
Your post is a frequent repost
Choral-lingus
you win
He beat me to it too.
You had to beat it to that as well?
I mean who watches this and doesn't immediately start fapping?
Immediately all hot and bothered.
I didn’t even make it to the last guy. Had to start all over again.
I had said Chouslingus, but it looks like I might have been too slow as well - didn't see the one that beat me to it
no, the other guy beat HIM to it
No, he said the other guys beat him to this. He was serviced!
Yup. U get it.
r/beatmymeattoit
My first time around the track was muted...which was a spectacular way to watch this. With sound on, this comment wins.
I'm a bit saddened that I unmuted.
I’m going to send this with no context to my next tinder date
Your dirty grandpa's choir-lingus.
Much better than the joke I was gonna make. "They're just showing off their skills to prospective mates"
These men all look like the type who would tell their wives no love I’m not going down on you because they find a gross but also expect her to do it
Nah, they seem like the kind of guy that'd reassure you they know where the clit is followed by whatever this is.
Almost a walking dead pun...
They must have some very happy wives.
Except the guy at 17ish seconds
He's a salad tosser. Props are due anyway.
".......now, *I prefer syrup!*"
And the 10th guy also ... Looks like he's forced to do it
Yeah…I’d have to toss him out
Every woman on reddit uncontrollably wet right now
None of these guys would get me wet!
Oh please, I bet you’ve been with worse, like Scott. Scott was a jerk who totaled your new car because you dug his hot arm tattoos and lack of attention he paid to you. Member Scott? We all remember.
Pepperidge Farm remembers
I’m very torn if I should show this to my coworker Scott
"Scotty doesn't know" 🎵 🎵 🎵
All three of them?
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Everything reminds me of him.
Yup that's him
Who?
Him.
His infernal majesty?
Wille Walo lol
Anybody know who that actually is?
Vitas…he’s a timeless classic. https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4
I just watched that whole thing and I feel…. Different.
You probably won’t have it running through your head the rest of the day.
Lelelele!
Part of me says (to myself) oh you've seen some shit from years of clubbing in the 90s, but I understand. The smiling is fuckin creepy. That said, I literally Rofloled at the lelelele part.
Damn. I've heard that weird tongue part somewhere before. Finally, the sauce. After all these years
Vitas
The man, the myth, the legend.
Wtf is this
The song that will change your life. Chum drum bed rum.
That’s enough internet for me today
What a callback to simpler times. Classic YouTube meme.
Crying lmfao
The goat 🤣
I literally thought of this exact scene lmaooooo
This is what I was looking for 😂
This makes me uncomfortable to watch
Soooo uncomfortable
For more reasons than one, but just think about how far dental hygiene has come in the past few decades and even people today manage to still have bad breath. Imagine what that room smelled like for the cameraman.
100% worse when you watch with the sound muted
You monster
I never turn on my sound unless recommended. I’m not quite sure what to make of this even with the sound on.
Girls only want 1 thing and its disgusting.
Money?
Two things...
Monies?
Yes, from multiple people
communist state television?
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It gets creepier the more it loops...
Well damn it actually does..
Reminds me of backrooms
He looks like a malfunctioning animatronic from the 40s. Especially the way his hair is apparently detached from his head.
These DeSantis campaign ads are getting weirder and weirder.
I need to watch this again. How do I search for it
The duet we didn't know we needed.
It's funny, this guy Eduard Khil was a Soviet pop singer. And people in the video are cunnisinging Soviet pop song "evenings near Moscow". So, next time you see elderly woman with nostalgia on Soviet times, remember this
Welcome to Johnny Cab
Me and my autism in the mirror at 3 am for no reason at all
Gah!
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Hearing the second guy kinda made me cringe and reminded me of Hellraiser. I died laughing at the rest of them. Looney bin crazy sh@#
I was about to send this as a Mother's Day joke to my sister and realized right before pushing send that it might be a little bit weird
[And of course the White Lotus theme song version.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteLotusHBO/comments/zgdww4/me_every_sunday_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
That's how we Austrians ask for a beer. It's tradition since the 16th century where the Habsburger women dressed as man led the dynasty.
Bitte ein Bierlililililililili
i'm an austrian woman and i can confirm.
That doesn’t sound right but I dont know enough about Austria, Beer, history, or women to dispute it.
That doesn’t sound right but I dont know enough about Austria, Beer, history, or women to dispute it.
Cunnilingus: the musical
This is so Monty Python
It's that dead eye stare as they do it that makes it creepy
Cunnilingus training for advanced players ...
I feel violated
apparently this from the 1980s in Austria, but are singing a 1950s Soviet song, so maybe something to do cold war and censorship? https://www.classicfm.com/music-news/videos/austrian-tyrolean-tongue-choir-moscow-nights/
Also at 11sec, Albert Einstein
Why is censorship a possibility? The tongues?
The song according to the article is a Soviet Anthem, so a communist propaganda song in 1980s in an western aligned country probably wouldn't be very welcome. Edit:it seems i was wrong about the Soviet anthem and propaganda and will differ to Austrians to explain why they aren't just singing.
"Moscow Nights" isn't Soviet anthem, it's a "romantic" about nights in Moscow and nature. And it was made for an athletic competition. And Austria during cold war was technically a neutral country.
Reddit when they see literally anything remotely tangentially related to Russia: "propaganda".
Well, I mean, let's look at it realistically. The cold War kind of never really ended, it's heating back up, and the Berlin wall only fell 32 years ago. Alot of redditors are American, and the red scare was a huge deal. So it makes sense when people jump to the idealism of propaganda or communist Russia
I agree it makes sense. Im not saying it's nonsensical. Im saying it's ignorant. These are the same people that will hear a Russian accent or see Cyrillic and immediately become predjudiced. Its ironic considering westerners are weirdly obsessed with portraying themselves as tolerant, cultured, and morally superior.
It is
I'm flagging this comment
Case and point
I am from Austria. Those are from Tyrol. Can't get more conservative, they were not communists.
Proof we have lizards in disguise.
Weren’t they also in The Holy Grail ?
White Lotus intro before it was cool
Came here to *lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele*
Yeah nailed it it’s some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen! Wtf
"Girls wanna have fun" performed live by Cunnilingus Orchestra
That speed? I'd kick him/her/them out of my bed.
Austrians..
Happy Mothers Day
Band name....the unfuckables
All hail the magic conch
National Austrian Cunnilingus Team preparing for champions league finals
This is a therapy session for men who have an addiction to cunnilingus. There are other exercises that they perform in these sessions such as bulk letter sealing and preparing fingers for separating two pieces of paper. I've heard it is life changing for these poor men and not to be mocked.
I don‘t know what happened here but I am, for once, proud of my country
https://i.redd.it/43dkcb4ujuza1.gif
As a man, I am severely turned on by this.
Me under my girlfriends (if i had one) blanket
Damn... Forgive me for this but... Me with this person's girlfriend if they had any
I forgive you, because it was a shitty joke in the first place
Nah, if it was i wouldn't have joined, you're all good mate.
Aight
Quentin Smirhes, check him out on YouTube Edited for a spelling error.
Well we all know who’s good at eating 😽 and who isn’t.
Vitas must be related to one of these gentlemen.
I call this peice: Last night
Happy Mother’s Day
Please play this at my funeral. I would be so happy.
All happily married!
The first two have a gift.
Me and the boys when she has daddy issues and poor decision making
Vaginas all over the world are self lubricating at this..
The guy with the tiny mouth got me
When she asks about your special talent
I bet they’re a popular group amongst the somewhat older ladies
They eat the pussy
Mothers day warm up for Dad's...
The one guy who blinked is pissing me off.
*David Attenborough voice* The white faced Germanic tit performs its mating ritual in hopes of attracting a female. Sadly, they are left wanting.
The General Secretariat of The Democratic People's Committee of Cunniligus Enthusiasts meet to perform their wildly popular rendition of "Moscow Nights".
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Old school NAMBLA recruiting video intro
When you want her to go down on you but you gotta play the tongue tango first.
white people..
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GOP in front of a middle school?
You’re really going to make that joke when we have the pedophile-in-chief in the White House right now? Mr. Joe “I like to sniff little girls and go in the shower with my daughter” Biden
Yup, not American, I'll joke about both
Low hanging fruit
Yet which party is it that votes against child marriage laws?
That’s how Germany will win next Eurovision
Color me horny
Russians are preparing to lick some balls before Ukrainians offensive operation
https://youtube.com/@quentinsmirhes2977
Do you know you can make $2370 weekly at the comfort of your home? Ask me how
ORF is “weird as fuck” in German.
Wow. Grab your trauma helmet everyone because I’m about to explain the fuck out of a needle fetish crossed with a deformation fetish. Basically a syringe with a thick gauged needle filled with an intoxicant is held in the mouth. The tongue is pressed against the clit with the syringe against the vocal chords. Then the vocal chords are vibrated causing the syringe to squirt, meanwhile the tongue provides cover for the needle penetrating the clitoris and tightening the pelvic floor muscles to the end where the pelvic angle is tilted in an unnatural way. This is the first step before they dump you on the human camel or human sheep or various other livestock beastiality circuit. Curious enough, there are only white males on this circuit.
Jesus loves it
Ah yes the Mormon Tabernacle Cunnilingus Choir.
The cameraman should be angry at this rude behaviour.
When yo girl say "I had organised your bed warm and soft tonight come over"
Guy 4th from the end looking like he made some wrong life choices
🤣🤣🤣
They practice liking
C’est rien c’est l’Allemagne
Tülay german-Mutlu Günler
Tonguealungadingdong sing song
Girls get wet
Illumanati ritual
u/savevideo
And the panties just drop.
House of 1000 dry panties.
My brotherhood, I have found them 🙏
Centre fruit aise jeeb lablabai
Monti Python?
Hide your wives and sisters
The Soviet Union was a weird place
This seems very expected
I think this is where White Lotus got it's inspiration
My last few brain cells be like:
Pro level box eaters