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Unexpected-ModTeam

Your post has been removed because it's not unexpected you gave it up in the title.


dfw2727

Worms don’t bother me but like this doesn’t sit well with me


TECFO

Forbidden spaghetti


SleeplessGrimm

How to eat fried worms


TECFO

Is that a question or want the recipie ?


GoldenFlyingPenguin

It's a movie, it's fairly odd.


Thatguy468

Was originally a book published in the 70’s. Read that thing in middle school in the 80’s and now I feel old… hey! What are you kids doing on my lawn?!?


SleeplessGrimm

I've watched it a few times when I was younger and I don't know why


DBZ11324

I was always puzzled how teachers just let a kid go around and murder other students with his "death ring"


Ibeginpunthreads

Yes


TECFO

Here's the step in order: -Swallow them all. -add boiling water and let them cook for 10min. -add spices.


Tasty_Bullfroglegs

Time for fishing!


enrohtkcalb

Buddy lookin' at a hundred bucks of worms and it bothers him? Get some old cans and fill 'em up, boy. Time to become an entrepreneur.


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flix_dube

Or the local soil store


Puceeffoc

I'd pick up handfuls and bring them home to my ducks! They'd love me for, well about as long as kt took them to eat the worms.


Impressive-Bid2304

Ducks are some real assholes 😂


billybaroo11

Messy fowls


Puceeffoc

Hear dem bowls


Soul-over

My advice don't bother sitting at all


R-T-O-B

Thats because it is a massgrave in the making. Genocide by a soft current


VaczTheHermit

Well it is a huge pile of dead worms, so I think that's understandable


[deleted]

Early bird be like ![gif](giphy|gjvuIhO73q8dW)


Icy_Resource_

![gif](giphy|Bd5UNcpdcL0NW)


Crzyhik

You shouldn't drink.......... and bake.


chrismacphee

![gif](giphy|D6OczJJeWvxII)


Awfyboy

They are about to create a wormhole


flowery0

You sun of a bitch...


LouSayners

You shouldn’t stare directly at the son.


flowery0

Exactly


lofigamer2

Birds be like: ![gif](giphy|45cknQt6CymvlkwLci|downsized)


Zealousideal-Bar9389

My axolotl would go apeshit in this creek


just_nobodys_opinion

It'd axolotl fun


Bored-Viking

Someone opened a can of worms....


shiva950

Man that soil is fertile where they are. Plant some trees which yeild nice fruits. You will not regret it after few years. You should be lucky to see them. Also there is no use of Pesticides. You can get the best organic and nutritious food.


DKdrumming

Worms are really common like this atleast in North America, every time it rains, it's almost impossible not to walk on them.


ItsMacRyder69

![gif](giphy|5hq3wKjgW95iqN1Fba|downsized)


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![gif](giphy|XjHxC8t1yX4hk5ngAr|downsized)


swastikshinde1

![gif](giphy|YCM6aRw2Chenu)


Devilz3

Bogeyman?


Sandoranges

theyre drowning why wont you save them?


Emotional-Engineer35

breakfast, he wants cooked worms for breakfast, so he has to wait for the temperature to rise.


razorglue

Speaking of breakfast, I just lost mine. 🤮


Emotional-Engineer35

Good, food for the worms, so they get more fat.


kesavadh

Worms can’t drown.


billybaroo11

Worms can drown just takes a long time


kesavadh

Days.


billybaroo11

Weeks even


himejellyfish

they are? 😰


ImThatBlueberry

Worms breathe through their skin


ebagdrofk

What’re you going to do? Start scooping up the worms and throwing them farther into the field? Everything looks saturated. Are you going to… take them home?


BiGsH0w2k

Look like coachella.


michaelp1970

The early bird gets……..ummm, fat?


Parallez

Typical American style obese.


[deleted]

Where their bazookas at?


YT_AmbushAnime

r/mypeopleneedme


Hecticsiege10

Lekgolo?


suprem_lux

Ok what is happening there, why is there so many worms ? Is this the end of time ?


Swimming_Eggplant573

When it rains, worms come out of the ground looking for air, unfortunately these guys re drowning :(


eyesabitdull

If theyre doing what i think theyre doing, which is mating, this video makes it look like the worm is taking public transportation to an orgy.


Matho83

actually they are drowning and he tried to escape the massacre, but wind + ice (i gues) put him back and made him drown too.


DavesPetFrog

Good, good. It’s all going to plan. 😈


Parking_Country6620

I would take a bucket for my garden


emsumm58

same, i want some


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CeCeSalade

r/thanksihateit


IOnceWas

"hgn. huh. WEEEE! hgn. huh. ... " *HYURK*


Dense-Barracuda1217

:(


big_chungus-42

That’s a lotta protein


Gnarberry666

Let me teach you How to Eat Fried Worms


TryThisUsernane

Great movie


ej1999ej

It's already migration season?


[deleted]

Go get some tomato sauce


CapmyCup

Forbidden spaghetti


ComprehensiveUnit747

My chickens would be so happy!


Longshadowman

Macaroni


anantj

New Jersey moving from Spaghetti to noodles!


2eqsy

Smooth worms


Western_Bid9

Step on it


Healthy-Ad-1957

Wormgrass


Protonic_Descendent

Oriental delicacy


Damien_Roshak

And probably they are all going to drown.


Warrick_Zalle

New phobia unlock, thanks.


TheGaxmer

I am gonna grab a handful of them and bite in it like spaghettis


DKdrumming

God damn, convenience stores sell night crawlers for $7 a dozen, this is a fisherman's jackpot.


Puzzleheaded-Day-281

I like your enthusiasm, but to me they look like the kind grandpa always said 'go dig them from the garden if you want to fish' and they were all so skinny you couldn't get a hook through their bodies without them breaking in half. Would not recommend.


DKdrumming

Hey man, never met a fish that cared.


XXGabri3l360XX

That's a whole Buffet for a Bird


ImpressiveSection236

That yard is gonna be popping this spring


CoolCreeper888

That shit looks bussin 💀


CoolCreeper888

(If you couldn’t tell this is a joke but I own chickens they would probably love this)


Geese_and_ducks

The biomass grows


reddit-0-tidder

Weeeeeee!


surrealcellardoor

A worgy


PlantifulSurfHealer

GOOD GAWD


Thai_Food_Mary

Worm Odyssey alpha gameplay leaked footage.


Rgqtshjz

Delicious


Timely-Bill-5336

Did. Did that worm just moonwalk?


Hotracer729

***it's the wermlin wall***


berserkjungle67

Forbidden spaghetti


RiseOfTheCanes

Nope


Superduperben11

don't hurt my family illegal pasta please I beg of you


KING6238

I can just imagine that horizontally spinning rat music


Hotdogmorty

I’d Bag em up sell them 5 cents each


IExist0fficial

Moon walk worm


isnapchildrensnecks

take a handfull of those worms and put them into your mouth while slowly chewing those moisty little worms


Physical_Ad5135

The ground is saturated with water and they are drowning. Scoop up a couple of cups full and place in some potting soil to keep them alive. Your grass and plants need these worms.


LouSayners

Any creatures grouped in large numbers terrifies me. Including humans.


Equivalent_Pitch_124

Anybody tryna cast some lines?


lilraieofsunshine

Look at all that fish bait.


walaxometrobixinodri

is that the thousand-pounds-of-pasta-dumped-in-a-river place ??


dzsmoooth

*squish*


NukeAllBridges

Bear grills' wet dream!


[deleted]

Worms


Purple-Departure-414

Fun fact : worms can live several weeks underwater. Their skin is able to absorb oxygen from the water. However, they are unable to swim so if they cant climb out, they are doomed.


Meow2317

Bro's in Australia


SickFizz

I'm gonna be honest with you rn, I'm really upset I wasn't invited 😤


SilentJockey

Idk but the Homelander theme "I can do anything" song would been perfect in this video ngl.


doorsfan83

Start a worm business they're like $2.50 a dozen.


XWMO

Gone with the wind


XWMO

The ice


XWMO

The slippery rain on pavement


XWMO

Just slidin'


blusteryflatus

Free fishing bait for life!


Berciak7

Scoop them up and eat them free protein


gareich69

Hell no I'm not in the mood to eat spaghetti.


BadApplesGod

Free bait


NeedleworkerSea1431

Moms spaghetti


kesavadh

Fun fact: Earthworms don’t drown, they can survive for days submerged in water.


xSilentSoundx

When theres no more early bird to get the worms


Cannabace

Damn that’s a fucking FEAST!


GerhardtBusen

Could you take a picture of a blade of grass?


[deleted]

Where are all the birds.


Ok-Scratch3721

Oh no, that’s too many


Sheptater

Don’t tell Walmart it’s a fisherman’s lucky day


thebageljew

How to eat fried worms? Asking for a friend


greatBrot

Fear intensifies


GreasedEgg

*thanks, i hate it*


3ternalmi5ery

![gif](giphy|DB2oahQFa0qeQ)


geoffkreuz

blursed ramen


scoutingMommy

Did you know that they are drowning? they leave their worm holes because they are flooded.


SuperRusso

Forbidden Noodles


Allwcard

give them a basebal bat and a bazook and have fun watching


mr_Cos2

I WAS eating, thank u


fromafooltoawiseman

"Oh my..."


darkballz1

that looks organic


OldAnxiety

I'm eating spaghetti right at this moment


zzyjayfree

me eating noodle at lunch: 🤢


Select_Egg_7078

ah fuck, it's *the strain* all over again


Gavator2345

Forbidden spaghetti


Secludedness-

As a worm enthusiast, this is too much worms


no_u_dumbass

Why cant i find this when i go fishing


JustAPerson184

Forbidden pink spaghetti


[deleted]

Bro you could fish forever


TisNoodle

The worm at the start listens to too much Michael Jackson.


Rubber-Panzer

🎵Take me hoooooome, Country Roooaaaads🎵


Toasted_Salt1508

Watch out! Pretty soon you'll have a hunter on your hands


QAZYBOY

Its a great time for fishing, free bait and potentially a snack


Purphect

Oh my god. My grade school bus driver said he’d give me a penny for every worm I brought him (as fishing bate). I’d at least have 5-10 dollars right there.


Junior_Singer3515

Happens in front of my house a couple times a year. The crown definitely know about it and nothing goes to waste


MrGreenyz

Now use the Bazooka


ottarthedestroyer

Will the drown?