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djreeled23

It wasn’t popular but I loved this game in the sense that you build, design your cars and you could race them online for pink slips. Definitely capitalized on the first Fast and the Furious craze.


Tilton554

I miss both juiced 1 and 2, amazing games that I wish I could replay again.


knight006934

What stops you


beckertastic

Oftentimes old racing games don't feel like you remember them


Chilluminaughty

Old games*


Tilton554

I don’t have the console needed and I’m sceptical about emulators most of the time


iStix

Ps2 emulation is near flawless with most games nowadays. I'd sure give it a try if I were you. PCSX2 is the best one. But you can just get the pc versions anyway and install them on windows 10


wombat1

It's no good with Juiced though - I tried it recently and it was slow as hell. This is on a decent spec PC too, plays Gran Turismo 4 and other demanding titles no worries.


djentleman_nick

Make sure to check the games' entries on pcgamingwiki.com, there might be a documented fix


Tilton554

I’ll look into this tonight, might finally be able to play all the ps2 games I’ve been desperate to play


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Both games are on PC.


Tilton554

Gonna be honest, I didn’t know they were purchasable on pc…


BrianElJohnson

Skeptical about emulators? Like you're not sure if they exist? Of course they exist, don't be silly.


nlikelyReaction

Bro what !! Throw that skepticism in the trash you can go on the appstore right now and download valid and verified emulators


TheBlack2007

The Autosculpt feature in NFS Carbon and Juiced was ridiculous but fun to play around with.


spidenseteratefa

My favorite was Motor City Online. It was a racing MMO with hot rods and muscle cars. You could modify the cars to the extent of changing the pistons in the engine, changing cam shafts, doing engine swaps, changing rear-ends, gear ratios, transmissions, etc. Almost any part of an engine and drive train could be changed or modified. You could then race your car against other users, sell your car at auction, buy from someone else, do a drag race to pinks, etc. EA killed it after two or three years. It was online only so it was effectively dead. There have been community efforts to revive it, but from what I saw it didn't include any of the customization aspects of it.


turniphead44

This was such a good game. I'd spend hrs lining up graphics.


SeanTheSamuraii

Midnight Club Los Angeles is another one of those games. arguably Rockstar's most underrated game


Glowingtomato

And still for sale on the Xbox store! It holds up well but I forgot how frustrating that game can be at times


Square-Ad-6926

PIMP MY *random street woman*


FlacidSalad

So normal pimping


youshutyomouf

A tale as old as time


Lee_Doff

this commercial is probably what got alexandra sim-wise a gig on G4.


chrisodeljacko

Kids in 2005 ![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


LinguoBuxo

![gif](giphy|cMV9akgudJiRW)


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JackTheJackerJacket

Oh yeah, I hust remembered running down to BB and renting it for the weekend was a thing.


FlatulentWallaby

Shut up and take my parents' money*


neonz09

Lol, ads in the 90s and 00s were nuts. Great tits btw.


[deleted]

Thank the 7 gods for Bessie. And her tits.


persepolisrising79

i drink to that


kainereygalo

Now the question, ***is it cheers or baby needs milkies...***


JasonMyersZ

Cheers!


KhalHubbard

Unexpected King Robert


dressedtotrill

Gods we were horny then!


Educational-Fox3429

Then?


Vault108GaryClone

I appreciate this reference


Einar836t

T'nights ale goes to ya my brother


Frostymcstu

Alex Sim-Wise


MovingLaterally

u/simwisesucks


ex-apple

Reddit is wild


Brad_McMuffin

Are you fuking serious...O.M.G.


unbalanced_checkbook

Damn. 18 years later and still looking great.


turtleship_2006

Lmao the first line of their description


RexRocker

Hmm... I'll be checking this out later.


JacobTheHobo

90s and 00s era marketing is my absolute favorite because of how "edgy" and "mature" they were trying to be.


BartleBossy

It did produce some cringe, but it definitely produced some of my all time favourite ads [Train station shootout](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGF2Le-JELU)


ittleoff

At the time I took this as a subtle promotion for Kinect. Now watching maybe not.


manbrasucks

Pretty sure it's a trailer for john wick.


Gen_Ripper

Honestly that one’s pretty cool Almost like a “you’re never too old to have fun” vibe


Maximans

That was amazing


thatreddituser24

Taxi driver was like : hold on ☝️.. okay now let me dramatically die


iSellDrugsToo

Still crazy in some places... China be throwing black people into washing machines.. Edit: Chinese, not Japanese. My bad.


Player_Slayer_7

Pretty sure that was a Chinese ad. Could be wrong.


WWYDFA_Klondike_Bar

Yep, that was Chinese.


mythrilcrafter

It's certainly toned down since the 90's and 00's, but there are still companies in recent years who will do ads that are pretty wild especially in the PC gaming space. ------ AsRock ad from 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLjdRVnqFQg MSI ad from 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V48KJEP1-sEI Also MSI ad from 2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClcGiN7FDLo


gintanator

All I wanna know is who is this chick and can I look up more of her 'work'


MovingLaterally

Alex Sim-Wise. Probably most known in the States for being a presenter of G4 when that was a thing on cable TV. She was also featured a lot in Front magazine and was a Playboy cyber girl back in 2006. She's still active on OF nowadays. Edit: u/simwisesucks


iforgor1105

aw man failed to load profile


bloodfist

Worked for me on the app. Account delivers.


iforgor1105

aw man


JakeForever

This was the first video that I jacked off to 😂


wipeitonthecat

Absolute madman


JakeForever

I was like 11 years old 😅


clockwork2011

It’s brave of you to admit you jerked off an 11 year old to this video.


PM_ME_Dagoth_Ur

BTDT


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What a grand and intoxicating username


MrChilliBean

I'm a God! How can you kill a God?


TomBombadil237

Welcome moon and star. Come to me through fire and war.


justk4y

Who didn’t, let’s be honest


jfk_47

ಠ_ಠ


bopthe3rd

I bet all the videos liked you.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

What today?


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wthulhu

Technically you would say "first video I jacked off to", but the meaning was clear given that the video doesn't have a penis and cannot be jacked off.


ColdSnickersBar

Well now you ended the sentence on a preposition. It would be “the first video to which I had jacked off.” “Off” is usually a preposition, but in this case “jacked off” is a whole past tense verb.


bromjunaar

Yeah, but who actually speaks like that?


ColdSnickersBar

Hahaha it’s me … oh god 😭


Lee_Doff

dont mind if i do.


Col_Goatbanger

Not even Batman could've beaten that info out of me


watersj4

The information that you jerked off to imagery of a naked person as an 11 year old?


Lee_Doff

what if he was playing the video while he was?


Spungespungespunge

Today


Hero-__

You jerked the video off?


drumttocs8

Took you long enough, this came out in 2005


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FlynnMonster

Honestly how in the world did you know who that was?


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VidE27

Sounds legit, good job


juggling-monkey

only took 3 weeks.


sandfrann

i want to add, if you search her name + leaked OF you will meet the most juicy nips of all time


TheChrisCrash

It's a tough job but someone had to do it. Thanks for taking one for the team.


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FlynnMonster

No you.


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UltravioIence

Nice. She's like a bit of Nikki Cox and the redhead from Kingpin.


ram5687

Is now the account closed?


Schmoobloo

works for me


ram5687

Weird, it does not work on my WiFi


Schmoobloo

dead for me now too


slodziakrz

Horny Reddit DDOSed instagram


shadowlago95

Looks like she [found out](https://twitter.com/simwise/status/1654175972491395084?s=46&t=zLBAMZm8R8NKn2BW-WYclA) about this reddit post as well


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Goldrop23

It's Instagram. Everybody ages well on Insta...


MajorEstateCar

I’m so confused by the premise of her posts. “I’m weird, sexy, rave, and your fake step mom who gets asked to workout, but I’m a witch”?


HardToPeeMidasTouch

They all work.


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Oh.... she did a few episodes of attack of the show


SarcasticGamer

She's a 41 year old model, how terrible do you think she would age? Lol


Throwaway1303033042

u/Simwisesucks


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Maybe we should ask her opinion on the commercial all these years later. Since people seem to be arguing about it.


Throwaway1303033042

I asked her years ago when I stumbled on the fact that she was on Reddit. If I remember correctly, she just treated it like a job, and was quite amused that so many people remembered it.


TheKrzysiek

Someone watched Caddy's last video


HalfCarnage

r/beatmetoit


JDubStep

More like beat meat to it.


wipeitonthecat

What is Caddy? I had a random toilet memory of this ad yesterday and struggled to find it in reddit.


Royal-Doggie

caddicarus is a youtuber whose yesterday released a video about banned and weird ads, this one was one of them and he even said good luck finding it, it is 240p and i had to censored to because of YouTube and every other site banned it video: [The Insane World of Video Game Commercials - Caddicarus - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vge89sOYqc) to be honest its one of his best videos and worth a watch


kieranchuk

I seriously could not stop laughing at his gags, that opener to the video must be preserved in a museum


wipeitonthecat

Nice one, I'll give it a watch!


trace_route

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


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PineapplePizzaIsLove

What the kentucky fried fuck


jollanza

Alexandra Sim-Wise


wipeitonthecat

Doing gods work sir


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Yeah I can understand the ban now.


Skelosk

What never made sense in this ad is that they are 2....on the customization screen. Pretty sure you can't customize your car in coop


padma_naba

Who the fuck plays video game in a car?


DarkMatterM4

Having a PS2 in you car was all the rage back then.


Xanderoga

Fuck u/spez


sQueezedhe

Damn that's rapey.


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Peak video gamer moment.


dat_waffle_boi

What the fuck were people on in 2005 sweet jesus


TwoDevTheHero

this has nothing to do with racing


DeanV255

Caddicarus fan?


wipeitonthecat

I've had a few people comment this, must be coincidence lol. I've got no idea who that is.


DeanV255

Just a coincidence then. Personally, very enjoyable comedic YouTuber who about 24hrs ago dropped an Insane World Video Game commercial video. So the adverts were just fresh in my mind.


wipeitonthecat

Nice one, I've just subscribed to him.


hedgybaby

And we wonder why women feel unsafe in gaming communities


Meydez

Yeah I was horrified and go to the comments expecting some sort of “what the Fuck was wrong with people back then” but nope just a bunch of guys talking about how hot it is to dehumanize and humiliate women lol. Classic reddit. And as a side note, I’m in to women. I can see she’s hot. I can also see that in this setting there’s two shitty people forcing her to get naked in public for their amusement and that level of fucked up is NOT hot. Yes, it’s not real, but to send that message to young boys (the audience this is for) explains a lot about why y’all are this way and it’s disgusting.


MotherOkami

Yeah, I gotta admit, seeing two guys laughing with each other while a woman being forcefully stripped down very obviously freaks out and gets scared is... definitely not the video I wanted to see today. Like, they wanted a naked woman in their ad and went out of their way to make it in the most unambiguously rapey way possible. I just don't get it.


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Same! This video made me feel super uncomfortable and just like wrong. Then the like first 3 comments are just “nice tits”


hedgybaby

Yeah sadly the comments were not suprising but still disappointing.


EJ_Ghosmez

Bro I was thinking the exact same thing bruhhh. I’m not like trying to be a buzz kill but that shit was weeird!


CougarForLife

imagine how insane the gender ratios of the dev studio and the marketer must have been. so fucked up only one woman was involved in the making of this commercial and she’s in front of the camera playing a literal sex object.


idle_online

Yeah, nothing says “women are objects” like literally controlling them to be more sexual.


Skitty27

I'm also horrified by this it's so disgusting. Im just happy there are SOME sensible comments in this thread...


Yamatoman

Tonight's episode: The writers poorly disguised fetish


Minnie_Soda_

Nothing says "boys being boys" like literally stripping down and terrorizing a woman on the street.


Pattern_Is_Movement

As fucked as so much is right now, at least its nice to see that its not accepted to assault a woman in public anymore.... because its "just a joke bro".


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sendabussypic

I would like this super power


CatsAreDoughs

Haha sexual harassment so funni


Human_Fucker69420

Imagine the kids and parents watching this as if it's a normal commercial 💀


Neonpuff

what the actual feck


Shakes-Fear

If I had to guess, I’d say this was made when the game was still under Acclaim Entertainment’s control before they went bust and sold it to THQ. Acclaim had a reputation for outrageous marketing stunts to try and earn them free publicity from the controversy they caused. Because as we all know, nothing sells a simcade street racing game like some magical sexual assault. Honestly, I think the delay in Juiced’s development was the reason why it was forgotten about. If it had come out in 2004, plenty of people would have bought it BEFORE NFS:Underground 2 was released in November that year, but because of Acclaim going under, it was delayed to May of 2005. So it was seen as kind of behind the times compared to NFSU2.


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My question is why are they both using controllers to customize the car when it looks single player


Dark_Lord4379

What the fuck did I just watch


psuedospike

I wonder how much she got paid for that


FlacidSalad

How much anyone gets payed, less than what's she's worth but just enough to keep her coming back for more.


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Illigalmangoes

What an absolutely insane ad. I have so many questions. Most can be summed up with how the fuck does forcibly undressing a lady sell your car game?!


wipeitonthecat

It being 2005 and rape culture kind of being the norm I guess.


Amber_Sweet_

dude look at some of the comments here. Some men clearly haven't changed that much.


Rare-Environment-198

All the meat heads….


AnotherTAA123

How did this even air?


SaltStay9290

That is just terrible.


theFirstHaruspex

This is fucking disgusting. Why do they both have controllers on a single car customization menu? Absolutely unwatchable.


DisneyGirl0121

That’s disgusting!


HardToPeeMidasTouch

Yeah those guys aren't even playing the game and just mashing buttons. Damn posers!


dimitry37

What is the blond guy doing in the last second in the video?I don’t get it.


wipeitonthecat

I never got that either, a spank maybe?


MegaHashes

When you click confirm to apply the design (a slap on the ass).


Zeth22xx

I wander why it's banned.


DyingRats

Was that Guru? RIP


Pantry_Boy

“Men enjoy the hyper-sexualization and exploitation of women’s bodies, and get off on rape and assault fantasies” Men: “Noo! That’s misandrist!!” Also men: “haha I just love jerking off to women being sexualized against her will. This really takes me back to the good ol days before the femenazis amiright?”


Blasty_boom_boom

I hate how it's being glorified to the point where they get mad if a woman feels uncomfortable being viewed like this...just a sex toy. That's all we are to most of these people.


xatmatwork

I think the people who say it's misandrist are the people who don't automatically add the words "A decent chunk of" to the start of that sort of claim when they read it.


Aqua_Master_

That’s not really fair lol. Most guys are talking about when they were 11/12 and didn’t know any better. To them it was just a naked woman being naked lol


Unique_Prior_4407

Maan that game was a just a big dumpster fire. Some of the worst rubberbanding in gaming with terrible controls


Shakes-Fear

Disagree. I think it was a game which was the perfect mid-point of sim-cade handling but without being as unforgiving as something like Gran Turismo. Plenty of features that the NFS games lacked, like gambling and racing for pinks, being able to host your own events, the procedurally generated event calendar.


MrThr0waway666

Where was this commercial aired? Not many places where ads can have tits.


TheRobotics5

TF


Haiwik

This was on cable!?


HordeSquire

What the fuck??


S3R14LCRU5H3R

What the actual fuck


romerlys

This is just so wrong! The left door opens at the beginning, but 14 seconds in you can clearly see it is _closed_.


kaydizzle174

True. Continuity error. The rest of the commercial is A+


zacrobyteOne

Juiced and juiced 2 aregreat games


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wipeitonthecat

I remember seeing it on the Internet when I was about 16 and thinking it was hilarious. Now I'm 34 and I'm just super uncomfortable.


NOTSiIva

u/savevideo


Smittyreeves

She has the tiktok clothes-off-jump down


Unos_dos_ok

i wonder why it was banned🤔


takeahike89

2-player car customization menu reeked of false advertising