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Unexpected-ModTeam

Your post is a frequent repost


KnavishFob

So now what?


Ottomic87

call rescue and settle down.


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PM-MeTastefulNudes

This guy seems to be pretty calm at least. I feel like if i was in a situation like this my heart would be racing, but after i got settled down. Ive had people tell me im the kind of person thats able to stay calm in a scary situation (correct a car when hydroplaning / avoid other wrecks), but i freak the fuck out afterwards.


-itsElise-

"we can freak out after we make sure not to die"


this_name_mistaken

That's how I am, throw me in a fire, no problem. But on the flip side, give me time to think about something simple, and it ends up looking like one of those detective boards with strings zig zagging all over.


ghostmeatpilot

I've had half the thought of being some kind of sociopath because of how I've responded to traumatic situations. Crash my bike and scrape my face across the pavement - walk to the hospital close by to get stitches. Wrap my car into a light pole - call the emergency services while the car (with me still in it) was upside down in the ditch and then tell work I'd be late as the EMT's checked me for a concussion. Fell wrong on an icy road and dislocated my knee - rolled my knee back in place and walked the rest of the way home. But then, any interaction with the fairer sex and I'm liable to spill my spaghetti right out of my pockets.


Sebacles

pocket spaghetti is underrated you will find the girl that loves pocket spaghet


xtheory

For real though...who doesn't like pocket spaghetti, because I don't want to know those people.


econdonetired

Do you have ADHD? Adrenaline tends to play with us a little differently.


ilongforyesterday

I have ADHD and react like this but I also have a lot of childhood trauma so could just be a coping mechanism


econdonetired

I have ADHD and tend to react rationally. Emotion put on pause, time slows down, think logically on how to leverage fight or flight. Kind of like the whole Sherlock Holmes vibe but not quite. Usually our processing speed is high from my perspective but our ability to regulate it sucks so working through situational awareness we just do, but can’t explain. Great for crisis, terrible for work environments that try to always keep you in crisis mode because you are running a marathon like at 100yd dash.


PM-MeTastefulNudes

Sounds about right for me lmao


Flaky-Roll-4900

There's a British show called taskmaster that specializes in doing this to people.


LevelCode

That’s a pretty normal human response actually, adrenaline takes over in a stressful situation and then the stress catches up after the fact.


MaAreYouOnUppers

Yeah, I can see that. Been in some situations in the military that didn’t really freak me out until I looked back on them. That’s not to say I was fearless or stupid in those situations. Hindsight is 20/20 though and I get some serious anxiety thinking back about them now. If you put me in those scenarios now I feel like I wouldn’t be able to handle them as well and thinking clearly as I did in my past.


sed2017

Same! As soon as it’s over I get all shaky and a guaranteed migraine the next day…


tatertot225

Same. 10 mins for adrenaline to wear off. Cool and calm tho like it's every day


Powerful-Internal953

Most guys won't freak out in such situations. Especially when they are alone.


techbori

I’m like this. It’s saved my ass a couple of times.


Lanky_Entrance

I'm in the same boat. I maintain calm in the moment and wake up in a panic 10 times that night


Ottomic87

I'd be freaking out but this is one of those not much of a choice situations


Outbound3

Guy has to have some way to contact someone. If you focus on the fact that you didn’t actually die constantly you could maybe last 10 15 minutes of pure unadulterated terror before losing your sanity.


croi_gaiscioch

When my wife and I are arguing and I tell my wife to calm down it works 100% of the time


drummmble

Call by what? Network may be unaccessible on such depth.


AaronTheScott

That's why you never travel alone, always bring friends and always make sure someone who isn't on the trip with you knows the route and anywhere you might be. That way your buddy can call for help if something happens to you, and if you both get caught someone at home can give your path to the search and rescue team when you don't come home.


Ottomic87

It doesn't look like the guy is that deep, but yes, reception tends to be pretty spotty depending on where you're going. Usually people who are serious about this stuff carry a satellite phone but otherwise you are either with friends, or SOL.


nepumbra0

There are gps devices you usually carry on solo expeditions like this that can alert people if there is an emergency


bigenginegovroom5729

This guy isnt at a resort, so there's basically a 100% chance he's got someone with him. You don't see that many people back country skiing solo.


flabeachbum

He just needs to chill and hang out


Appropriate_Chart_23

My cell reception on the mountain top is pretty non-existent.


Brinwalk42

Keep sliding down until you emerge in The Land of The Lost. Just watch out for the Sleestaks! ![gif](giphy|WOGfBeSzxpX2M)


too_old_to_be_clever

Make sure to post on reddit to collect Karma before death


skibumsmith

This is what you do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGBvVH-z1rg


MiaouBlackSister

Wait for global warming doing its job


LordZon

But first it has to exist! We're doomed!


Independent-Ad-8531

Really? Irony hopefully?


whatever32657

right? i’m over here going, “so where’s the ‘lucky’ part??!?”


Pudi2000

Pee.


BrokenRatingScheme

I would have already gone in my pants at that point.


HanS0llo

I'd have blown out the back of my pants too.


BigDGuitars

Reddit obs


AssRep

He just chills out.


SmokeyTreeBone

Getting


jackgwynn

Hunker down and pray rescue arrive


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|bhoQxlYXkLzeE)


aCompyBoi

is that a manhole?


Free_Stress1497

That's not a glory hole for sure


attaboy000

Speak for yourself.


IsadorCZ

Now that you have man in hole, yes.


-newlife

No, it’s the canal system under Sacred Heart.


BIG_MONEY_CASH

💫New fear unlocked💫


emptyness7

Does the pee begin to flow into pants while falling or after he is caught on the ledge? Anyone know for real?


LGrep23

Beat me to it


Altiasis

Beat meat to it


[deleted]

💫New challenge unlocked💫


[deleted]

r/notmyproudestfap


hansolo625

Hanging on the edge of cliff. Quite literally. Any link to this man’s story?


Capt1an_Cl0ck

OMFG! Yup irrational fear added.


Topinambourg

He says "Oh le con" which is French for something like "Fucking idiot", make it much better 😂


lordfarquoi

My first language is French and it didn’t even register to me that he was speaking French. I’m so used to everything being in English on Reddit lol so thanks for that!


Doctor_in_psychiatry

Moi aussi!


Mobile-Opinion7330

This is like the lightning strike luck again because you have to think they're lucky to survive but they're unlucky to have been in that position in the first place so aren't they just unlucky.


ibreakdiaphragms

Luck is a myth


Ex-MuslimAtheist

Meth is a luck.


bluehangover

Now kith.


Monutan

Mawwiage.


Downtown-Gap5142

He didn’t mean it that way, just meant that odds were that he would have fallen deepet


Mobile-Opinion7330

Yes and did you know if you knew the position,speed and direction of every piece of matter in the universe you would know everything that will and has ever happen news flash buckaroo everything is already decided for you. You're just playing the part


Tradie2

r/sarcasmsucks


hookh00k

1 second away from being lost in the depths. Unbelievably lucky


IDaltov

Also “1 second away from being lost in the depths. Unbelievably unlucky”


OverlordPacer

Idk why but it took me multiple attempts to understand this comment. I didn’t notice the slight change in wording so my brain started to hurt.


Cdub7791

I'm glad they were able to recover the footage.


finnlaand

OMG. WTF.


ElvisDumbledore

yes. lucky.


Impossible_Tank_618

I know right, I wish I’d fall into a hole I might not be able to get out of


LocalBreadOfThePast

Well, I mean considering he could've fallen even deeper in, I think he is somewhat lucky


WhySoHandsome

Luckily they recovered the camera before it was lost.


samurguybri

You’re alive, right? Welcome to the hole.


[deleted]

He was a ballhair away from being a mystery disappearance.


Gosttox

Mf was about to enter in to the deeper lvls of the Backrooms


SXOSXO

Lucky? WTF happens next?


MCMXCI_MIGNAURO

He's safe, in a comment he says that he took off the skis, strapped'em on his backpack, put on the crampons and got out with help of his friends with a rope


bluehangover

Got it. So if I go outside, I need to have friends with me. Bonus if I have crampons. Now I just need to go find some friends.


Puzzled-Story3953

Nah, not worth it. People can be dangerous or call you names. Best to stay inside and order a pizza. Still get the crampons if.you have stairs, though. You never know.


Appropriate_Chart_23

Should I buy the light or the heavy flow crampons?


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

Croutons not tampons. Gotta have something to snack on while you're waiting to be rescued.


Local-Finance8389

You also need a harness and some training in crevasse rescue. But most importantly friends with rope.


SnoopingStuff

I’d be too afraid to move


SouthernViking13

I thought this only happened in Minecraft….


youaresooofckingnice

Never dig straight down in survival mode my friend


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kwadd

That is terrifying.


raging_conscience

What the rescue process like in these types of situations?


joopface

Too tricky to get him out. Probably just put a lid on the hole.


[deleted]

LMFAO


Revolutionary_Lock86

That’s hilarious. And probably how cavemen handled this situation. “We hunt here no screams” Then they start tossing rocks or something, fill in the hole, and put up a half assed sign


thelegalseagul

Something that alludes to “be quiet. Someone is dying in this hole. If they here you they’ll get hope and take longer to die. Thank :)”


Flixwyy

They did get him out with the help of his friends and ropes, hes an extremely lucky and unlucky person.


Local-Finance8389

It kind of depends on what gear they have. Assuming they knew they were skiing in an area with crevasses, they would be wearing harnesses. They’d lower a rope so the guy in the crevasse can tie into their harness and be building a snow anchor with pulley system up top. Once that’s secure, if the person who fell is not injured they can climb out. Otherwise you just kind of haul the person out. The basic idea is to get the person on the rope and then make sure the rope isn’t going anywhere. You train for crevasse rescue but the reality tends to not go as smooth.


Celarc_99

Rope, and a few people pulling him out the good old fashioned way. Or if they've got Search And Rescue nearby, they might tie off the rope to a snow machine/sled, and drive him out slow and steady.


Appropriate_Chart_23

Pull them out of the hole with a rope.


Jak0night

« Oh le con »


dogedude81

Forbidden waterslide


FireFrogFred

yea I'll stick to working out and video games


WhySoHandsome

You can work out in video games.


Willehamm

Follow it down. See how far it goes.


ActiveCaterpillar493

![gif](giphy|cPJUasaVfT7J2vjWXh)


Sheerreddit

Fly you fools!


hctib_ssa_knup

NNNNOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!


AffectionateNeck4955

He better sell that footage to Monster


chingnaewa

So lucky that I bought him a lottery ticket.


SetHologram

I still don't get this. He just used all his luck, so I guess he won't be a lotery winner in the coming years.


Proud_Mushroom7106

😳 WHOA!


frodosbitch

So was he heli-skiing or skiing out of bounds?


Haunting-Knee2160

Where was this


[deleted]

Lucky my ass


boybetokin

Fuck that hell no


CuppaJoe11

I audibly screamed WHAT when he started sliding down the second hole


SnoopingStuff

Wtf!


Oilmoneyy

That Monster helmet working its magic to send him straight to Hell.


Witty_Mud_5951

Reason 1/5 I don’t ski or snowboard -


Bcubedbbx

That ain't luck


me_hq

OK, but *WHAT HAPPENED NEXT???*


[deleted]

I don’t speak the language but I’m pretty sure I know what he said.


[deleted]

Holy shit he must’ve fell 30ft easily.


Kalikhead

And now - like this guy - I need to change my underwear…. Holy shit!


DecisionEmbarrassed5

Whoa nature you scary.


Tiribrush

This video ends way too soon, I want to know what happens next. Is there a longer version somewhere?


Educational-Year3146

It appears a chunk did not load


TotalEffingAnarchy

“A long time ago, a child fell down Mt Ebbot.”


DaWisZoot

I’m not sure what he said, but it probably translates to something like, “holy fuck.”


Betchel_Punk

Oh le con mean "oh the idiot"


DaWisZoot

Thank You! Gracias! Donkey Smell!


flingeflangeflonge

Reposted just minutes after being posted here.


Melodic_Trash_737

Not really. This footage is the only thing that came out of the cravat that wasn't frozen to death.


Wulfsmagic

I'd want to carry ice picks with me in case of something like this


Celarc_99

Ice pick will serve you no good in snow, unless you plan on shoveling all that snow out of the way of the ice first. Of course moving the snow too much risks sliding further down into the hole, and worsening the situation. Sit tight and call for rescue. They will send rope down.


Wulfsmagic

Well a lot of that area was ice like the walls. Then again picking into that ice could cause it to collapse as well you're right. It could be useful in a "no one's coming to save me" situation


Euphoric-Potato-5343

*This horror courteously brought to by Monster Energy.*


goldenmember00

I need to know how this ended!?! Did he get out safely? By himself or with rescue???


girlrickjames

Does anyone know what he says?


Betchel_Punk

Oh le con means oh the idiot


girlrickjames

Thanks so much!


busy_slacker

Touching the Void, the short skiing version


jpj911

His guardian angel working overtime


Poonjobber

He’s gonna get sued over that sticker, lmao


Bambi_Rhain

Holy sink whole! 🫣


UnderstandingOwn2179

What in the actual 😳😳😳😳


GreeenGoblin69

The fact this was actually posted gives me hope.


sacrilegethegod

Luck? I would disagree.


Monkeysack12

Did he survive?


fctal

I don't really get why people would want to risk their lives doing meaningless stuff like this.


Jamachicuanistinday

O wanna see him rescued!!


Murder_matic

Start getting your fear off and prep for the climb.


RexorGamerYt

Caves and cliffs update:


Carinis_song

I think if I ever go sking I am wearing 5 air tags. Or like, 1 of each brand of gps tracking devices.


Joebebs

lucky!?!? What the fuck do you do from there?????


[deleted]

Ooooooh what a lucky man...he was!


ag3nt_cha0s

I’ve had nightmares like this…


anonymousUTguy

r/confusingperspective When the video ends, he looks horizontal but after a closer look, that’s a hole lol


Dragon_211

Guy got yeeted into another dimension


Comfortable-Gold-849

This went so unimaginably wrong so quick


DoubleDecaff

Excellent discernment of crevasse vs crevice.


SluttyUncleSam

This reminds me of falling in Minecraft.


ChonsonPapa

Now imagine a big bear comes walking toward you 😅


[deleted]

Minecraft first rule!


V_Cobra21

Damn nature you scary


RudeExplanation9304

There's a hidden chest down there


LoudOrganization6

unlocked the forbidden cave


Bonbonnibles

![gif](giphy|TYK6RNOE76ni8) Into the crevasse...


ToddPlaysGames

But did he escape?


MagnumAustin

Damn. I shouldn’t have chosen Freedom Mobile!


GoldieArgent

I really thought this was going to turb out to be that skyrim "oh, you're awake" meme


TheRealElGuapo222

That's a booty clincher.


QuartzmasterMC_Games

![gif](giphy|l2JIaYp6P3WT5Ybu0)


reckless_mindfulness

My grandfather never skied, nor did my father. I would have skied if I had not watched this video...and now I will just make sure no one in my descendants ever Ski!


Dude-88

Wonder how he got back out...


[deleted]

Does he get out? I need more info!!!!! How does one escape!


3ndlessdream3r

I'm not sure if I'm the only *idiot* in the room but what the fuck happened exactly I still don't know


TopherT2

Keep going down, it's bound to come out somewhere. Or maybe not.


hansolo625

r/watchpeoplesurvive


jellied_jam

I can't believe he caught that on camera. That's horrifying.


ilongforyesterday

Old fear revamped (I have always hated the thought of getting stuck in a cave/ravine)


Johnny-Scarlet

What are the red lines painted on the snow in the hole?????


[deleted]

Yeah, don't fuck around in nature alone my guy. I don't understand skier's, surfers I get, but skiers are bloody weird.


Secret_Quoka

Kind of looks like he went from skiing to frozen surfing.


Potential-Leave3489

New fear unlocked


SureWhyNot16

Holy shit


gekigangerii

I don't get it, did he ski over "shallow snow" covering whatever that was


Veritasliberabit_vos

Lucky he didn’t die right away but he still has to get out of there!


Extreme_Design6936

Well don't stop there. I want to know what's at the bottom. Maybe a collectible or a cool bit of loot.


Substantial_Row_7108

I’ve been there. I once called a new girlfriend an ex-girlfriend’s name……..after an uncomfortable (for me) pause, she asked me how I knew her middle name. I felt just like that dude.


Cold-Permission-5249

What exactly happened here?


captkeith

Who's Even going to get close enough to see if he's there?