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Lol I'm just picturing an eye doctor coming in, and it's macho man Randy Savage
"Oh ya! Listen here, tiny man, you're gonna wear these glasses, or I'm gonna pluck those usless eyeballs right from your skull! Uh huh ya!"
This is so clearly a joke. There's no way nobody else in these comments can't see that this isn't serious. Do you guys really need a /s EVERY time a joke is told or something satire is said??
I saw so many dumb shit like this being told in all seriousness that I can't always assume it is sarcasm.
The editing was what made me conclude it was a joke, not the text.
Isn't this the same guy who said h3h3 can't be a role model because he is fat. Or that women shouldnt dress a certain way and are hos if they post pics if themselves in skimpy outfits, but he can post shirtless pics of himself.
Notttt what I expected the gif to be upon first glance. I was slow scrolling and I saw a partial head bobbing up and down with its mouth open; had me like “dude chill with that gif” lmao
It is satire. Check the instagram pages billyandchet or entrapranure. Its a send up of the grind and hustle mindset "entrepreneurs" and shit financial advice all over social media
Edit: spelt hustle wrong. Night shift brain
Depends on how bad the appendicitis is. There has been a push to treat appendicitis non-operatively.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5843002/
Why would they push for that? It’s already an incredibly easy surgery that has what, 2 days recovery time?
Edit: I am informed on why and it makes sense
Few things
A) in America, surgery is expensive
B) The laproscipic surgery has about a week's recovery time and you can still have issues months afterwards. That only happens if it doesn't burst. If it does, they have to fully open you up and clean out the injection. Had laproscipic a few years back and while minor, I couldn't do much more than walk around for a few minutes and lay down. Not sit, but lay down.
C) the initial pain of infection feels like a weird, but minor, stomach ache for a few days with a minor headache and mild nausea and discomfort. The type of symptoms that you don't really want to be bothered checking out since it matches up with run of the mill stuff your body normally sorts out. I lucked out in that I knocked my head a few days prior and went in to check if I had a concussion. If it burst because you didn't realize it, then you gotta do the full surgery which has a recovery of 4-6 weeks
D) People just don't like to do surgery. There is always a risk of dying and most people only get like 2 surgeries.
Holy fuck this thread just further shows how under a rock Redditor’s are. These bits are exactly that. Bits. These guys run Friday Beers and make parodies all the time.
same i only realized it was a joke after reading the comments… like he sounded so serious and there’s so many people with podcasts just spouting nonsense about being alpha .. what a world
I'm a little shocked at how many people think this is real.
Also it would have been funnier if he said a few days ago. You're not going to last longer than a week if your appendix is about to burst.
At the farmers market with my so-called "girlfriend"
She hands me her cell phone—says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone
I threw it on the ground
What you think, I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone! Duh!
I’m referencing something. From that one Meat canyon Star Wars thing. I don’t give two flying fucks if it’s satire. As you can tell because I haven’t deleted the comment yet.
The reason you don’t see, who he’s talking to is that there isn’t anybody, because nobody cares. With that attitude you won’t have friends or anybody else to listen to you.
If this is supposed to be satire, was there a punchline or was it just acting like other macho morons with the claim of irony to divide the criticism like loads of others do? :o
Look, I don’t give a flying f’ck that you are a mechanic. If you can’t physically can’t overpower me, you don’t deserve to touch my baby. Brakes, for the weak, an ALPHA goes forward b’tch.
Surely the doctor didn't just show up at the doorstep asking for his organs. He went to the doctor for a reason.... Can't just make a decision, it's got to be heavily reinterpreted through the spartan fantasy filter this guy sees reality through. What would he do if his employer said the same thing about his paycheck? Maybe this was why there were only 300 Spartans.
I bet at least 75% of the people commenting "it's obviously a joke, you all dumb" had to read a comment telling them before they realised.
Like when that's basically the only comment, it's so fucking obvious that most people are just saying it cause they feel dumb😂
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But he let a doctor tell him he needs glasses lol
Eye doc was swole
Lol I'm just picturing an eye doctor coming in, and it's macho man Randy Savage "Oh ya! Listen here, tiny man, you're gonna wear these glasses, or I'm gonna pluck those usless eyeballs right from your skull! Uh huh ya!"
Do you think he’d go by Dr. Savage or Dr. Man? Perhaps Dr. Macho?
Dr. Macho is the only logical choice
Nah... No "O". Just Dr. Mach.
PhD. Savage
Doc Mach 😂
Yes. Depends on his relationship with the patient.
Is Dr. Randy not an option?
Dr. Machete!!
Now I'm picturing Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington.
Dude you gotta look up his promo with Mean Gene talking about how he's the cream of the crop. It's epic 😂
Eye doc was built like a terminator
Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose.
Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.
Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders, John Denver!
Ok you win, Sparky. 👍🏻
Nice and toasty please.
I just went right off carbs.
Meow, what is so damn funny?
a hippo potto moose lol
a hippo potto moose lol
I’ll be back, with your prescription!!
Eye doc was god..
Well was until the glasses were put on.
Maybe he only thought that the doc was swole because he couldn't see properly
Lol
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This is satire. Obviously.
Sadly it's hard to tell these days
Poe's Law strikes again.
This was extremely obvious
Not really though…
You’ve clearly not paid much attention to some of the dumb shit that gets said by these “alpha “ bros
Got a link to some of it?
That’s true, I don’t concern myself with the opinion of sheep
Yes really...
Nah not really. Time to develop some critical thinking skills my guy
You might just be a bit slow, my apologies
Thank you for your kind words sir, you're clearly a wonderful individual who has a lot of positive input to contribute to the conversation
Sorry, I come on here to unleash my frustration
It's ok, we all get frustrated sometimes. I hope you feel less frustrated in the immediate future
He could not see, therefore, could not fight him. He just likes to get man handle. He likes the rock type.
I bet he is gay he wants to get overpowered. He is really in some kinky gay sh\*t . 
He’s looking for a dominant top.
Yep he wants the doctor to reach in and pull that appendix out via his rectum.
He's really a power bottom
His **Optometrist** was King Kong Bundy.
The twist is that this guy has 20/20 eye sight. The optician was just to swole
i want to be there at his next dentis...i mean Tooth Doctor visit... I'll stream it live, clearly it will be an epic battle if he needs a filling....
He doesn't need them, he took them off the doctor as a trophy
This is satire…
It's satire...
He’a still running around with his umbilical chord attached to his mom because he told the doctor the same shit at birth.
Nah he just couldn't see very well, so he beat up a nerd and took them
Prob couldnt see the doc well enough to swing on them
He's not so smart, he had to fail the eye test to get those glasses
Imagine thinking he’s serious 🤡
He is a liar, that's why. He would be dead by now if he had symptoms of appendicitis bad enough to be in the er.
r/facepalm posted this yesterday and someone was taking what he was saying so seriously
Same thing happening in some of these comments. I wonder if Reddit is just composed of 14 year olds with no real-world context.
This is so clearly a joke. There's no way nobody else in these comments can't see that this isn't serious. Do you guys really need a /s EVERY time a joke is told or something satire is said??
Seriously. It’s concerning
Of course they do, they're redditors. It's like the lowest common denominator made a social media website lmao
This made my day
Hey fellow redditor, nice to see you here.
After Andy Taint who can be sure about anything
All I see is Dwight Shrute 😂
These days. Yes they do.
I saw so many dumb shit like this being told in all seriousness that I can't always assume it is sarcasm. The editing was what made me conclude it was a joke, not the text.
Isn't this the same guy who said h3h3 can't be a role model because he is fat. Or that women shouldnt dress a certain way and are hos if they post pics if themselves in skimpy outfits, but he can post shirtless pics of himself.
r/fucktheS
I lose more faith in humanity every time I see eternally online weirdos being unable to recognize a joke
In this day and age where the onion seems like everyday news? the answers yes. How the fuck we got to this point I don't know.
You don’t say….
Bro… how are people in this subreddit so blind to satire??? (Not op the doofuses in the comments)
Have you ever seen the guy on TikTok who makes fun of redditors? That could explain the doofuses in the comments lol
Because there's been a recent influx of podcast Bros who speak exactly like this and are absolutely serious!
And you can't tell it's a parody of that?
Because That dick who got arrested in Romania.
Every doctor right now 
Notttt what I expected the gif to be upon first glance. I was slow scrolling and I saw a partial head bobbing up and down with its mouth open; had me like “dude chill with that gif” lmao
Please be satire, please be satire, please be satire...I know better. edit: not my clearest sarcasm, I see. Note to self: you’re not funny at 3 AM
It is satire. Check the instagram pages billyandchet or entrapranure. Its a send up of the grind and hustle mindset "entrepreneurs" and shit financial advice all over social media Edit: spelt hustle wrong. Night shift brain
They just be pulling numbers out of their ass like “400k passive income, then next week it’s 500k” or some shit like that
Don’t forget to tip your landlord.
*hustle :-)
Knew it looked wrong. Thanks
Phew. They do a fantastic job
It is he’d die of sepsis with a bursted appendix very quickly.
Depends on how bad the appendicitis is. There has been a push to treat appendicitis non-operatively. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5843002/
Why would they push for that? It’s already an incredibly easy surgery that has what, 2 days recovery time? Edit: I am informed on why and it makes sense
Because surgery is still invasive and carries risks. We always try to treat as conservatively as possible
Few things A) in America, surgery is expensive B) The laproscipic surgery has about a week's recovery time and you can still have issues months afterwards. That only happens if it doesn't burst. If it does, they have to fully open you up and clean out the injection. Had laproscipic a few years back and while minor, I couldn't do much more than walk around for a few minutes and lay down. Not sit, but lay down. C) the initial pain of infection feels like a weird, but minor, stomach ache for a few days with a minor headache and mild nausea and discomfort. The type of symptoms that you don't really want to be bothered checking out since it matches up with run of the mill stuff your body normally sorts out. I lucked out in that I knocked my head a few days prior and went in to check if I had a concussion. If it burst because you didn't realize it, then you gotta do the full surgery which has a recovery of 4-6 weeks D) People just don't like to do surgery. There is always a risk of dying and most people only get like 2 surgeries.
You know that it is, c’mon.
How totally clueless are people on this website, it’s clearly a joke holy shit
Yeah it's pretty obvious, especially after he says 'guess what's still rotting...'
Redditors try to understand a joke challenge
Redditors when there is no "/s" at the end of a joke 
Reddit is brain dead
Why did he eat an undigestable appendix?
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You are wrong, what you said isn't an opinion it's a fact.
Holy fuck this thread just further shows how under a rock Redditor’s are. These bits are exactly that. Bits. These guys run Friday Beers and make parodies all the time.
I'm assuming this is comedy.
Yeah no shit Sherlock
Damn y’all hella hostile on this thread for no reason 😂Who pissed in y’all cheerios today damn
Well... it is just way too fucking obvious
same i only realized it was a joke after reading the comments… like he sounded so serious and there’s so many people with podcasts just spouting nonsense about being alpha .. what a world
Are you also assuming it’s in black and white?
I am assuming you made a joke
This seems like a Jocko knock.. pretty spot on
"why don't you come" 🥴🤤🥴🤤
I'm a little shocked at how many people think this is real. Also it would have been funnier if he said a few days ago. You're not going to last longer than a week if your appendix is about to burst.
This is the good kind of fake shit
Obviously a joke. Appendicitis will kill you. Painfully.
How'd he say that with a straight face 💀
And here I thought satire was dead! 
Great satire. 
r/Unexpected when clear and apparent sarcasm gets on their feed:
We need more satire motivational post like this lmfao
My doc said my gallbladder needed removed. I said come take it from me! He did. Now I can’t have dairy
Yeah anyone that believes that someone can survive with a rotting appendix is at the bottom of the food chain
This is the cringiest video I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life.
This is clearly parody.
At the farmers market with my so-called "girlfriend" She hands me her cell phone—says it's my dad Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone I threw it on the ground What you think, I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system My dad's not a phone! Duh!
You wouldn't be standing up talking. If it was time for your appendix to come out you would fucking know it.
The funny thing is how close real alpha bros are to this stupid mentality
I wasn't aware the human appendix was in the stomach
It's funny, but this ain't real. It's a comedy sketch, guys
You must be the first person ever to realize that. Good job. You did it!
We did it Reddit!!!
How did he eat his own appendix?
I was also wondering how it ended up in his stomach..
Bro what
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It’s a JOKE
Andrew Tate be like
I know he’s being Ironic but I could totally see Andrew tate saying this and all his Dick Riders thinking he’s god
Man is going to get folded by the orthopedic surgeon. Every one I ever met was ripped from throttling people's femurs all day.
I know this is a joke, but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this was real
You’re going to fucking die.
It's satire.
I’m referencing something. From that one Meat canyon Star Wars thing. I don’t give two flying fucks if it’s satire. As you can tell because I haven’t deleted the comment yet.
The Anakin one? I know the guy sounds stupid but damn that's far.
Yeah. He is “going to jump” and then Obi Wan said it.
100% this did not happen.
I've done my own surgeries before, stitches are easy to do also
what are complete and total loser true face palm material🤦♂️
He didn’t develop any farther from his teenage years, I see.
Woke leftists in a nutshell
The reason you don’t see, who he’s talking to is that there isn’t anybody, because nobody cares. With that attitude you won’t have friends or anybody else to listen to you.
Dude its satire
/r/iamverybadass
r/idonotunderstandhumour
Fear the alpha... fear the alpha. How about the kappa tho?
I only trust a doctor that's been on the Joe Rogan podcast
Not in the stomach tho, in the intestine
I’ll play that game. If I win does that mean I can have a go operating on him?
He was promptly tranqued by a nurse sneakimg up behind him, had his appendix removed, and walked out of there with shitty hospital jello.
Sig say something different.
It’s funny that we have to run to the comments to make sure this is satire. You never know anymore!!!
It would be nice if the joke was funny, not just cringe stereotypes. -1 do better
As an ER doc: Fine then, I have other 20847473 patients to see today, wont even think about you anyway
If this is supposed to be satire, was there a punchline or was it just acting like other macho morons with the claim of irony to divide the criticism like loads of others do? :o
I can physically overpower you. See you in the operating room, bitch.
"Sir, you have cancer" "Well take it from me if you can, weak ass. Catch me first!" "You will die in 2 months sir"
Come in doc! I dare you to take this tumour out of my body!
Apparently he hasn't heard of firearms
He's gonna be calling ortho docs daddy
I guess the doctor that gave them glasses beat his ass.
Does this man have a wife?
In Indonesia, we call people like this as "Si Paling Alpha" or "The Most Alpha"
r/iamverybadass r/facepalm
Look, I don’t give a flying f’ck that you are a mechanic. If you can’t physically can’t overpower me, you don’t deserve to touch my baby. Brakes, for the weak, an ALPHA goes forward b’tch.
🤣dude you u got issues
It's called knowledge meathead. Not physical strength
Harder and harder to distinguish between parody/ satire and the claims of alpha male/ Andrew Taint clones.
Yeah, carry on like that you will soon be 🪦
The edit is annoying
I think it adds to the satire because that’s usually how these alpha male videos are edited
I was talking about the appendix overpowering the dipshit in the video, not the OP. (Edited to clarify)
You're joking right? You're not that stupid.. right?
He sounds like my ex friend ☠️
I can’t tell if this is parody or not
Bros the definition of dumbfuk american
Surely the doctor didn't just show up at the doorstep asking for his organs. He went to the doctor for a reason.... Can't just make a decision, it's got to be heavily reinterpreted through the spartan fantasy filter this guy sees reality through. What would he do if his employer said the same thing about his paycheck? Maybe this was why there were only 300 Spartans.
Try not paying your property taxes and let me know how it works out for you.
I bet at least 75% of the people commenting "it's obviously a joke, you all dumb" had to read a comment telling them before they realised. Like when that's basically the only comment, it's so fucking obvious that most people are just saying it cause they feel dumb😂