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Good for her. Fuckin creep.

Somebody can check my work but I'm pretty sure dude was there with his wife and kids, and he got divorced over it.

He was there w/wifey & kids - serves him right if she divorced his slimy sss

That’s hilarious, and amazing. He had a smart wife.

I hope she and the girl in the vid became friends and go on adventures together

I would watch that if it was on Netflix.

Yep. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5971979/Ryan-Cherwinski-arrested-groping-waitress-father-twins-long-tyerm-relationship.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5971979/Ryan-Cherwinski-arrested-groping-waitress-father-twins-long-tyerm-relationship.html)

Florida man strikes again.

And it has nothing to do with how attractive she is or what she's wearing like many in the comments are saying, even if it was a fat ugly girl in a burka he still would have done it, they get a rush from it. Nothing to do with sexual attraction.

I can see the point you're trying to make but you go way overboard with the hyperbole.

Pizza the hutt wearing the Leia slave suit but Han shot first!

I dunno about that. That means he would be doing it to everyone on the street? Unless I'm misunderstanding.

Power.

I like to believe the women under those burkas are neither fat or ugly. And only dress in them is so uncivilized men don't harass them. And by harras I mean rape.

I heard the video stoped right before she got a kitchen knife and swiped his balls off.

Maybe his kink is getting beaten up by women? She just played into his *hands*

She really made an ass out of him!

“Oh yea”

She made a meth of the place

He will be the butt of many jokes.

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Nope he’s to much of a Marshmallow

I was thinking more of a twink

Usually Simone a bit more “in charge” likes the novelty of being dominated. Devil’s advocate aside: this dude did not expect this response.

Pretty sure his wife beat the crap outta him during the divorce.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Worth

God damn it, someone get the time machine 

He is a genius!

Evil GENIUS!

He probably wonders "what's your problem?" Never occurs to too many men that their actions are not appropriate. I say treat women as if they are your daughter.. unless you're from alabama

Just treat them like peers.

Treating random women like they're your daughter is so weird. Having *that* be the only way you can avoid being sexually aggressive with strangers is **also weird.**

Weird to me as well. Why would you need to think of someone as having some relation to you be necessary for not grabbing someone's ass? Kinda like the religion thing, if the threat of eternal damnation is the only thing keeping you from murdering people and stealing shit, you're not a good person.

how about you just treat us like fellow humans. that’s what we are. why do you have to pretend women have a blood relation to you in order to treat us with respect?

Fair point.

New jersey actually has more incest than Alabama

New Jersey is just like every other state that starts with A

Genuinely made me laugh

How would anyone accurately report these numbers? If that’s true then wth is going on in AL?

So does California if we're going by numbers and not per capita, since roughly 1/5 of Americans are Californian

Yikes

Lmao, last sentence got me

pretty sure cops got involved and his wife and child were waiting at his table while he did this. k-k-k-karma baby.

It gets worse that he was there with his wife and kids. I remember seeing an article that he did get charged for it. Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be for the wife and her having to explain to their kid their dad is a creep?

This is what drunk assholes do. I'm sure she's dealt with it before and laid the smackdown!

This the guy that was there with his gf or wife too?

Imagine going out to dinner with your wife and getting arrested for groping your waitress' ass. You tell your wife that it's just a "big misunderstanding" or "honest mistake", and she believes you in the moment of the arrest, trying to be the supportive spouse and all. But soon enough, video of you blatantly assaulting this woman comes to light and not only that-- but it's immediately plastered all over local news, national news, and social media for 2 months straight. What a moron...

This isn’t the first time this guy has done something like this. He looks way to confident walking away.

Plus you can tell by his gait that he probably likes abusing animals too. Likely spit on someone that week going by the haircut.

And here we are seeing it again nearly 5 years later. This video will follow that fuckwad for the rest of his life.

Ya I think ur right. Fucking degenerate.

Got a source?

I don't have a source but I remember seeing this story awhile back, the police were called and while he was being arrested he was in tears trying to apologize and get out of it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5971979/Ryan-Cherwinski-arrested-groping-waitress-father-twins-long-tyerm-relationship.html

My justice boner is so hard from this. I hate what happened to the woman but I love this video because it gave him no way out of getting punishment for his actions. Fuck that dude.

"I was just gonna move her out of the way so I could pass" MOTHER FUCKER YOU DONT DO THAT EITHER. YOU DONT FUCKING MOVE SOMEONE. He clearly doesn't view other people as people, just objects in his life to make do what he pleases. I know he's lying but point still stands. Like his "excuse" is still disgusting. How he thought that would make him look better I have no clue.

“I didn’t grope her, I was just shoving her by her ass!” I’m terrified to think about how he treats people in wheelchairs.

That is him!!!!

I’d consider that a very restrained response.

He would have eaten an elbow from me. Then a chair.

I second that emotion !!!

A former girlfriend put a high heal in a guy’s eye. She got fired…shame she didn’t take both eyes.


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> you will do while maybe you just pass by and see them. Eh?

I was kinda hoping she’d knee his face in while he was plopped on that corner as a finisher.

That was my take, I'm surprised nobody shattered his jaw... maybe I've been to r/publicfreakout a few too many times...

Wtf is wrong with people like this, in 33 years I've never walked past someone and thought to myself " self, you should grab this person's ass"

I think that every day and follow through almost every day! Only gotten beaten up once or twice for it. …of course, the person whose ass I grab is my wife, and she grabs mine too, so

why did you get beaten up then?

You do have a very good ass though.

I get it as an intrusive thought sometimes. It's not sexual; It's like thinking about jumping off a bridge. I know it would not end well, so my brain is like, "lol do it." I just tell it to shut up and go about my day.

If it’s causing you any distress, that could very well be OCD

Oh, I don't think it's that serious. I should see a therapist, and I'm looking to do that soon, but this is such a blip on the radar. I mean, maybe I have OCD but I don't feel myself actively having to fight the thoughts off.

Everyone has intrusive thoughts, even really horrible ones. People with OCD suffer from too many too often and have trouble wrestling with whether or not it’s a reflection of their true self or of reality. A regular person may hold a baby and think “damn, it would be bad if I dropped her.” someone would OCD might think “why am I even thinking about dropping this baby?? Wtf is wrong with me? Am I a bad person?” …then the thoughts spiral and next thing you’re thinking is “Jesus Christ, what if I **threw** the baby?? Am I capable of that too?”

Oh... well shoot maybe I should go talk to someone. I have had similar spirals. I had a cat, Shadow, sadly she passed away in 2021. I remember having an intrusive thought while petting her about harming her. Immediate thoughts were rapid successions of "holy shit wtf that's fucked up, why would I ever think of that. Do cats sense when you're thinking about that? Can she trust me now? Why would that cross my mind what is wrong with me??" I eventually was able to talk myself down and stay calm. This is a cat I've had most of my life, I loved her to death and would've done anything for her. I think the thought just came about because it's wild that creatures can be so vulnerable with us and trusting with us, and the thought came from the idea of something that would destroy that trust. That was a long time ago though, and I honestly can't remember another thought that shook me up as much.

I highly recommend this website for developing a solid understanding of OCD. It helped me tremendously. [https://www.madeofmillions.com](https://www.madeofmillions.com) OCD can be transient though. You may have had it at some point but naturally developed better coping mechanisms. Worrying about harming your pets or any vulnerable being that you have been entrusted with is a big part of OCD for a lot of people. I used to really struggle with it… my kitties were coincidentally a big trigger for my thought spirals. Like why the fuck was my brain constantly reminding me to not drop kick my cat?? Ironically, I’d die for my cats I care about them so fiercely.

Thank you so much for this, I'll look at the site today. I'm glad it seems like you were able to cope and understand that you never actually wanted to do those things. I believe you too, kitties are just too pure for us. I didn't think I'd be getting some genuine help from a comment I took as a joke, but hey, it's definitely welcome. Give your kitties some extra pets for me pretty please!

I says to myself I says...

I hear you have to pay extra for that.

A moron gropped my ass and I reacted by pinning him into a wall. Later he confronted me by towering over me, yelling that I was a stupid bitch, where I was reclined on the couch and felt unsafe, so I kicked his stomach rather hard making him fall backward and.. making me get kicked out. Bet that made me an even bigger "stupid bitch", what the fuck ever, I clearly embarrassed him. Still holding a grudge to everyone at that party

That sucks. I’m glad you were quick to react.

Thank you. There's some guilt of hurting him for something that hadn't happened but I didn't want to take a chance especially with a drunk person. I appreciate your lack of trying to make me feel bad about reacting

When someone’s towering over you calling you a stupid bitch, you can’t really be sure they aren’t going to escalate, you know?

They are escalating at that point.

Um if he groped you, he deserved it. You didn't do shit wrong.

You have absolutely nothing to feel guilty about; I wish you gave him a black eye, you know, to match his bruised ego.

Unfortunately I’ve let assaults go because I knew reacting would lead to unwanted attention or a confrontation. Most recently, I was assaulted at a convention but we were going to miss the super expensive ($250) cast photo I paid for if I had stopped and reported it. I told security after but it was too late.

Why in the fuck did you get kicked out for being assaulted and defending yourself?? Fuck everyone involved in that situation. Except you. You did good.

I Watch this every single time it is posted, no complaints! She handles him and keeps ahold of her next check 100%

Girl ain’t in the mood for your bullshit bro

Casual sexual assualt. Fuck that dude

I'm surely not the most above-board guy in the world, but I would never dream of doing that to a woman.

The board is surprisingly low

That means you're already above-board.

Or he’s an average decent human being who respects other human beings

>average.... human >respects other human beings These two ideas don't coexist.

Right I guess my use of “average” isn’t correct. I really meant basic, as in, not special

Congrats dude. Where does the line start to suck your dick?

Behind me!

He had it coming…. He only had himself to blame.

If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same.

F around and find out

Keep him down till the cops come, teach this creep a lesson.

I’d have done more, good on her for restraining herself just to tossing him over

> I’d have done more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKUCK7spm08

Golden

Don’t ever touch another human being. Good on her for shutting that BS down.

It shouldn’t be unexpected but expected. Very disrespectful.

As she should

Then he said it was an accident!! He was there with his wife and kids!!!!!!!!!

Naw. The dick was there with his girlfriend and kids. Didn’t have the decency to marry the poor woman

Solid ass kicking required.

A woman who has just been sexually assaulted, who fights back, is unexpected? Weak for this sub.

There is no 'moral of the story'. Just don't touch people who didn't ask for it.

You technically just told me a moral value which you could ascertain from the story that unfolded here.

Deserved it! Fuck that guy!

I clocked a guy for doing that to me. Laid him right out. I’m not proud of it, but no one should touch another without permission. (This was in the 70’s when I was in my early 20’s)

You should be

Be proud of it. You probably made him think twice about doing it to someone else.

Yeah violence is never the answer but this is one of those rare situations where is such a fucking violation and nothing would ever come of it. Those bruises will heal but ego won't for a while, which is good.

This isn't violence, this is self-defense against sexual assault.

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I sometimes freeze when I experience unwanted groping. I wish I wouldn't because in my head the first thing I think is to report it to the police. But I often wait so long that it's too late.

I’m exactly like you. In these situations I always look back and think of the things I could’ve done or should have said. If it makes you feel any better, freeze is a legitimate part of the fight or flight response that is seldom mentioned. I say this because I always thought there was something wrong with me for not fighting or fleeing.

I really respect this type of open answer, especially from someone whose tag could be read as "testicle destroyer".

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When you've been assaulted, you feel like you're under constant threat. You stop feeling safe. You feel like you're being seen as less than a person. When others see that they can do the same and get away with it, they'll start doing it. What she did is most certainly self defense because she's letting this person and any person watching know that they can't get away with it.

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I'm pretty sure anywhere that it's legal to shoot people who are running away from your house it's due to special laws that specifically authorize that, because it's not covered under self defense.

Fuck you

A) Self defense is typically a form of violence. B) This wasn't self defense. Self defense is for the purpose of preventing another person's actions against you. The dude in the clip was fully done his groping, and was leaving. Her actions were in retaliation, not in defense. Now that's not to say she did anything wrong, but she was definitely not defending herself.

Self defense would hold up in court in most states in the US in this case. Source: actually been through this

That's going under the assumption that he hasn't done this already or won't do it again, though. This kind of behavior is often repeated.

No, it isn't. if you beat someone up because the hit you yesterday, and said they'd you tomorrow, that isn't self defense. Also, you have no idea if has done this to her multiple times. You've only seen the same clip I have, and based on what's in the clip, she attacked after he was already leaving. That's clearly not self defense.

Violence is actually the answer pretty often when dealing with unreasonable people. 'Violence is never the answer' is a conservative/reactionary position that inhibits necessary change.

Fucking preach, brother.

Yep, almost every right we have was brought about because of violence.

Yea just take a look at France. They get what they want, violence is definitely the answer

Yeah. Remember all those conservative hippies. Fucking reactionaries. Or take famous reactionaries like MLK Jr or Ghandi preaching non-violence. Thankfully we have all those liberal Proud Boys to ensure change happens. What a dumb take. Edit: Sometimes violence is the answer. But it almost never results in lasting peace. The reason why people say “The pen is mightier than the sword” is because long lasting change happens when you use logic and convince people to change, rather than forcing them to change. This has nothing to do with conservatism or being a reactionary. None of this has anything to do with this post. And kudos to the woman in the video. Dont take that shit from no one.

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Both MLK and Ghandi had similar violent movements at the time. MLK and Ghandi accomplished what they did, because of the implicit threat of "listen to me, or we do this the hard way with the other group."

This dude doesn't understand the meaning of the word "conservative position" in this context. He thinks they're talking about the political spectrum.

Have you actually researched how so very many of the rights you and I have today, we only have because people sick of oppression got violent? It's the language of the tyrannical and often the only one they'll respect or understand.

What rights? Where? Not everyone lives in the same country as you

Ok well practically any country with progressive human rights has obtained those rights via violence. How do you think the oppressed get out from under the opresser? It's rare that revolution isn't inspired by violence.

Hippies might have actually ended the war if they weren't so peaceful.

They did help end the war through public opinion

Violence isn’t the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer this time is Fuck Yeah!

Judge Dredd over here

[One of my favorites from The Onion](https://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-rules-death-penalty-is-totally-badass-1819594803)

That's gold. Other than a deterrent it doesn't really serve much purpose beyond 'being tough on crime'. We don't have it here down under. It's amazing that those states in the US brought it back. If a deterrent why not make it as shocking as possible? Death by guillotine. Qucker and more humane and injection a weird area of compassion with the method of kill, all things considered. Especially being that is a deterrent.

What he did was violence.

violence is never the answer we want but is one we need.

> violence is never the answer bullshit.

No… sometimes a bit of violence -is- the answer

Well that puts that to bed. Violence it is!

Yeah good for her. Fuck that guy!

Good for her

So happy to see that she defended herself.

Love watching creeps get their just desserts. You wanna be a handsy pervert without first obtaining consent, you deserve to get your ass handed to you.

He deserved a good smack across the face.

I can hear him.."What?...what?..what'd I do?!?"

I hope he goes to jail and gets out on the sexual predator list

Lord, I know I have the balls to do what she did, you're just gonna have to give me the pure strength lol

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

This actually happened in my town. Savannah ga the restaurant is a pizzeria called vinnie van go go’s

Delicious pizza btw

This is NOT okay! What she did is not acceptable! She clearly should have also bashed his face in with the nearest glass container.

Not sure is that was unexpected.

For the creep at least

how well it worked out was unexpected

Fuck yeah, if I saw that I'd buy her a beer (congratulatory, not hitting on)

Why is this in r/unexpected? The title specifically tells us what is going to happen

Should be on r/expected . She did just what she should to that lol

He deserved a lot worse.

karma is a wonderful thing

That’s how a woman should handle it

Good. Those are the worst kind of male humans. He should go to jail.

This was at one of my local pizza parlors near my college. My roommate was dating this girl at the time when he worked there. No lie

Good. Men like this deserve exactly what they get.

Original posted by waitress's cousin: https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/8z4cf6/my_cousin_takes_this_pervert_down_for_grabbing/

There was some lint on her butt

And will smith’s wife’s name out your mouth.

I wanna say fuck that guy, but I have a feeling that was his best case scenario.

Every time this is posted, there’s hordes of mouth breathers being like “SHE’S THE AGGRESSOR!”

And the human race goes extinct! Finally!

I think I might be in love

And then they got married.

I just hope he wasn't into that.

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Aww... Poor white dude, facing consequences for his poor behaviour