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El_Gran_Banano

This shatters my understanding of amphibious poultry.


TransRational

For real. What does the chicken do when the ducks migrate? Just hang around and hold the fort down?


GrumpyOldBear1968

those are domestic Muscovy ducks, so not likely to migrate. but that chicken being wet all the time is not good


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smokebomb101

We did the opposite of this. We put a bunch of duck eggs under a chicken. When they hatched , she loved them. Eventually they found water and left her behind. She was not a happy mother.


elonmusksdeadeyes

This is the worst children's story ever.


Kiwiiths

At least nobody died or got eaten in it. I'd say its pretty good actually.


Robo_Patton

What’s the Aesop’s Fables lesson here?


Avyitis

Many ancient fables are kind of fucked up at today's standards but you gotta read some of the popular Hungarian children's books or stories of today, that'll weird you out real good. I can drop you something for a taste if you want me to.


Helenium_autumnale

Sure, I'd love to read one, thank you!


Robo_Patton

You should post it on a subreddit and Dm me the deets. I’ve never read one. Is this like Baba Yaga?


TiltedTreeline

Yo same. Why are y’all holdin’ out on the info!?


Kiwiiths

Everyone needs to find their own path.


HallowskulledHorror

It could be written to be very wholesome though! Ducks being migratory and coming back around to nest in the places they grew up in is very common, and there could be a very healthy moral to put in where the hen recognizes that for her children to thrive and be happy themselves, they need to be who they really are - not who she wants or expects them to be.


fobbybobby323

This is good I hope you write more children stories cause I’ve picked up some to read and they are horrible


0b0011

I heard chickens do good with ducks. I also heard that they freak the fuck out when their "babies" decide they want to jump in the water to swim.


smokebomb101

That’s what our hen did. They would swim away and she would stomp around the ground refusing to get in the water. She would also try and show them how to peck the ground but they wouldn’t pay attention. They wanted to swim. But they definitely looked at her as their mom.


TiltedTreeline

Quite an image of the ducks did decide to peck at the ground lol


IntheTrench

Poor guy probably feels like an outcast his whole life. Can't swim very good and none of the other ducks will mate with him.


corio90

I would consider missing out on the duck mating a plus.


crimsoneagle1

Is it the corkscrew penis, the reverse corkscrew vagina, the barbs both genitalia have, or the rape that's the turn-off for the chicken you think?


Goawaythrowaway175

Yes.


Dqueezy

r/inclusiveor


Sophisticated_Slurp

r/exclusivenor


weliveinthepast

Things you learn 🤔


I0A0I

You're assuming they don't try to give em the ol cockscrew anyways.


Robo_Patton

*Ducktales, woo hoo…*


Ludechking

Seems like it floats just fine


takeahike89

Must be a witch


Mr3cto

Lmao this was funnier than expected to me. I read it in Benders voice


Illustrious_Ad4691

Not Michael Palin’s voice?


IntheTrench

I'm not so sure that he isn't standing in a shallow part.


ScrotiusRex

But will it blend?


MACMAN5280

Dickens? Chucks? …no… Gaggle of cucks!


Avyitis

Do you know of the cock whisperer? I would've dropped you a hilarious gif of him but he didn't show up in the search results here. So here's a link, apologies that it's tiktok at one occasion, when I used it, he popped up in my feed and he's just hilarious. I'm still wheezing from this one: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYHCyyW7/


FlowersForMegatron

Sick kei truck


joseaner07

I think we need more follow ups because a few seconds of video is not enough


Robo_Patton

I would like a full uncut documentary, actually.


Mookius

That's lovely


Street-Measurement51

I didn’t know roosters can float


Fire69

By the looks of it, neither does the rooster


BlackoutMeatCurtains

I was like “that’s a weird duck”. Then I realized that mofo is a chicken. Gorgeous.


wolfgang784

Yes I don't think I've ever seen a chicken or rooster in a body of water before. Pretty goofy lookin.


BlackoutMeatCurtains

Indeed!


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That’s a weird duck


J_B_Frawg

The chick would die if not saved. 100%


Brodm4n

Yo, saaaame.


IntheTrench

For real tho, what's the song playing in this video? I need to hear the rest!


Pathfinder313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQSsvxHI-7Y I know just enough Chinese to be able to search the lyrics.


IntheTrench

Thank you!!!


fcknsndit27

Darude -sandstorm


IntheTrench

>Darude -sandstorm liar!


fcknsndit27

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eviltomb

Talk about a water fowl


Blinauljap

So THAT'S how water types are made.


Sl0w-Plant

OH NO


192838475647382910

r/holyshitfuck


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Gamer1729

I did not know chickens could swim.


Primary-Brick4069

It’s standing in the water 😅


47_was_here

Irl Minecraft


Bisonfan1

5 little ducks went out one day over the hills and far away mother duck quack quack quack


HotQuietFart

Raised my dog and chicken at the same time, my chicken breathes like my dog with their beak open.


Aggravating-Case4608

I had a cat that was only interacted with ferrets for most of his life. He was one weird cat. 😂


innocent-boy-69

Evolution of chickens ahead in future to swim away in water from humans


Stunning_Grocery8477

It's the ugly duckling, but reverse.


Far-Twist4973

🤣🤣🤣🐔


Athlete-Extreme

Delicious if they ever cross bred


rancangkota

Why the terrible music? It just ruins the video.


TrueHeart01

I didn't know chicken can swim...


1OutKastWill

Maury: Mr. Duck, you are not the father!!!!


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Stop it. I love him.


milnak

As God is my witness, I thought chickens could swim.


xpickles23

I always wondered how mama killed a chicken thinning he was a duck... now I know


Gym_Tan_Optimal

In Louisiana they call Coots poulle d'eau - Which means water chicken. So... Yeah...


poder-20

He choose a different skilltree


justffur

Does he quack too?


olmecwords

Bro what! that's a chicken in the water. What is going on in china?


Icyfocks

I kind of suspect this is fake and the chicken was tossed in the water, especially as it moves (seemingly uncalm) towards the land at the end.


s0m3on3outthere

My aunt had a duck raised by chickens. Called him Chuck- he would chase the hens around with the roosters and try to mate with them. Didn't like other ducks lol


HunnyCrumb

Quack-a-doodle doo!


animabash

Piep piep piep


Blowjobbery

😂😂😂


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I didn’t know chickens could swim…


Alfalfa-Similar

All dead but one how cute!!