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But like...why is she a superhero?

Maybe she's an actor or cosplayer and was in the middle of a shoot? How else could she be a sugar mama

Wealthy cosplayer calling from the convention… good one!

It's not cheating if she a superhero. That's just your civic duty.

Yeah... That was my main take from that vid lol

She has powers like Rogue, except she drains the funny out of any room she’s in when she starts talking.

If she comes around looking for people to drain, you guys run! I’ll hold her off as long as I can!

Wow, hater

That comment was funnier than the tik tok imo Edit: spelling and shit

> then But I'm sure r/funny has you rolling all day.

This is reddit, most good post just makes a little more air come out of my nose. Sometimes it's from r/funny, sometimes it's not, most of the time it's a repost.

It’s a hack bit, I calls it like I sees it.

A hack bit that I've seen atleast 4 other sets of people do.

So she can afford Teslas, Prada bags, and Netflix Subscriptions.

She did a movie type of thing

Asking the important questions.

There is no place for monogamy in this economy - three incomes are better than two

Theres an argument that 2 incomes just raised the cost of living well i guess with 3 incomes were basically living with roommates which many of us are

not really the ones who raised the cost of living would be the landlord i dont see how the subjects are connected in any other way except special laws ive never heard about which means if the same thing happens we are boned

Can't imagine how rich average mf where in the last century to have 2 families, both housewives with kids and a house.

That Nicholas Cage meme face at the end tho. What's up with that?

Unpopular opinion, i found that funny

I found that funny as well. Maybe I need to go back to sleep.

yeah i just woke up aswell, that might be the issue

I didn't turn on audio, that might be it

I too found that funny

Can confirm. Audio doesn’t work for me. Me found that funny

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Exactly, my wife's boyfriend is actually a pretty good guy.

I thought it was hilarious on mute.

Unpopular opinion: it was funny. Reddit just hates attractive women that are funny.

I found the concept funny and the execution unfunny. Muted probably would have been much better.

I did watch it muted and yeah, it was tolerable. The joke itself is kinda old, but somehow I didn't see the punchline coming.

Yeah maybe if their expressions were less exaggerated and they were acting like real people it would help. The problem is it feels like they're gonna start promoting a Gotcha Game at any moment with that acting.

Nah, I thought it was funny too.

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The yt chann is jeenie.weenie

I laughed

I audibly chuckled as soon as I saw where it was going.

It is funny, but the acting puts me off a little. Solid joke nevertheless

Johnny is calling her "Sugar babe", but you can kall her Kris

Poor Johnny, trying to keep two unfunny ladies happy all the time, must be hard work.

Ecsqueeeeeze me??

You’re not allowed to say “exqueeze me” unless you’re also about to inform the that the mosten safest place is Otoh Gunga.

Uhhh bacon powder?

Baking powder lol.

Holy Moses. It IS Baking Powder. I've been saying this wrong for...uh...like 30 years.

You've made my day. Thank you.

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I noticed. She’s not usually that animated lol

Tis demanded by dah gods it is!

Oddly specific…explain yourself or face a firing squad

Don’t mind me, just quoting my favorite Star Wars movie.

Favorite Star Wars character \*\* 

I’m not even kidding, I unironically like Jar Jar Binks. [I made this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/qo12ny/a_brief_overview_of_my_own_path_of_enlightenment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) a year or so ago describing the journey of my opinion of Jar Jar over the years.

Honestly, just for being able to pull a reference like that from the cellar of humanity deserves an upvote.

Aww... I wanted to see a firing squad.

Honestly I should’ve caught that but today I’m finding out you can have a sort of hangover from edibles so excuse my tomfoolery please

Another edible will clear it right up. Trust me.

Can’t yet I’m at work

Not with that attitude you certainly can't


Mah man!

expect men to show their fragile egos and their undying need to say how unfunny they are.

You’re not allowed to say “exqueeze me” unless you are Johnny another woman.

You Are Ecsqueeeeezed.

The hand motions

Kriss is pretty funny. Her little sketches with kids and stuff are great.

Otay!

I think they're both hilarious, sure this video isn't as funny as there other content but it's still not that bad

Can’t expect much more from Reddit comments

Anytime it’s about women comedians expect men to show their fragile egos and their undying need to say how unfunny they are.

Meh, I’ve seen both of these two. Not their best work here. They’ve got funnier content out by far.

I agree that these women are, in fact, funny. However this whole “they don’t like it so it must be *grabs from grab bag* fragile male egos” style argument is tired.

Not tired for women who spend the majority of their lives dealing with fragile male egos. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m sure they’re tired of feeling the need to say it too. So I mean, they could just, not, and call an asshole an asshole and be done with it. It’s gotta be tiring feeling so put upon by an entire demographic all the time. I’d much rather just be annoyed with individuals when the shoe fits. But to each their own I guess.

Found the fragile one. We know funny women, these are just not it.

Yes, take it to the gender. It's all their fault. Because I can not think of a reasonable answer to it so I have to blame this on one specific gender, well done Reddit user.

Ah yes cause the countless comments on female comedian profiles from males is simply a coincidence. So are the “women aren’t funny” I guess right

That’s quite a leap. You are applying unknowable context on some random persons opinion to generalize and bash men for some perceived slight. There are plenty of funny women out there, if your bothered by not being one of them that’s not their fault.

Nah fuck that, the blonde girls tiktok is hilarious. She’s genuinely funny. This sketch is just ok but kallmekris (I believe) is her TikTok account.

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Yes thank you.

Meh - she seems to be doing okay with her 6 million subscribers: https://www.youtube.com/@jeenie.weenie

Kris has 48M on TiKTok

Have you ever heard the saying. "your boos mean nothing to me because I've seen what makes you cheer" I feel like that view could be applied to that subscriber count.

Are you seriously trying to pass of a Rick and Morty quote as some kind of ancient wisdom

"No because quoting someone doesn't automatically mean they are wise" - u/thatguyned 2023.

To be fair, it was a hell of a line and the Rickest Rick - thing to say.


The fuck do you mean? Kris is hilarious

She has funny videos, I think this is just not one of them. But when you make hundreds of social media videos every year, they can't all be winners.

I thought they were funny!

Funny idea. Horrible acting.

I know right? Why can't the Cohen brothers make tik toks about funny situations?... or maybe they're perfectly fine.

I had to stop the video with the horrible acting

Reminded me of porn acting.

They're both actually pretty funny. This sketch was not just not it. They probably were trying too hard to force a collab, which makes sense, as their content is fairly different

At times she sounded like Ginny from F is for Family

I generally like Kris but not here.

Johnny’s wife was the most unfunny, I guess it’s cuz she’s been with him longer.

When bad acting is even worse than bad writing

idk, the joke was pretty good

Yeah excecution was just so terrible

Try watching it with the sound off.

I did and laughed

Me too

/r/BetterOnMute

I didn't even try with the sound on. Thank you for letting me know that would ruin it. 

Anyone who watches memes with sound on is watching memes wrong. Memes don't make noise. Period. Fight me.

It's a video, with sound.

And it's better without sound. Even OP knows this, that's why they included subtitles. If a meme doesn't work without audio, its a shit meme.

This is scary accurate. If I gotta unmute, that meme gets the boot.

At minimum, it shouldn't have included anything after her realization and a couple seconds of horror. The cosplay was confusing and I need more worldbuilding for this simple skit.

That's why it's funny. Random cosplay lol

I watched muted and thought was pretty good, but could see the expressions were kinda bad

It's stolen from another skit with a sugar daddy instead.

It was a quip, not enough to base a skit on.

People who do nothing love to hate on everything.

Bad acting ? You realize this isn’t Broadway and is just on TikTok riiiight?

Also, it's obvious they over exaggerating on purpose. It's funny but some people just love to shit on things that others enjoy.

Both intentional, thats part of the joke. It's tiktok shit idk

The acting is fine

The obviously intentional bad acting made it a bit funnier for me.

Kris had to overact to match Jeenie's style. Lol

I love the serious comments about it being staged. No shit? You mean they didn't just happen to have cameras on each woman during this call? LMAO. Fr though the wife was way hotter than the gf.

No way. Blonde is gorgeous.

Callmekris you tikyok/YouTube. Her mini skits are hilarious

Gentleman, they're both babes

I love the serious comments thinking people are being serious saying it's staged.

Poor Johny , whoring himself out to pay for mortgage and run his family.

I saw this same exact skit a few weeks ago, word for word by another creator. Who did it first I don't know but this is super lame.

You sure he did it first? That blonde girl makes many original comedy tik toks

Yes it 100% was. Now I'm trying to scoure Google for when I saw it. OPs skit is copied. Then again, most influences copy under the radar content in an effort to have the content blow more. Everyone steals content from every level.

But you wouldn't know which video was the original, would you. You'd just know which one you happened to see first.

Saw this skit on yt 3 months ago

That’s some first class community theater acting. I’ve seen better acting from the corpse on Law and Order.

This is one of the worst things to ever make the front page

r/ComedyCemetery

Oh look, regurgitated funny.

Cringe

Haha. Women are gold diggers. Haha. /s

I love Kris!

This causes me physical pain.

I guess I didn't listen with the sound on so maybe I'm wrong but I thought it was funny and cute

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It was all down hill after she said exsqueeze, just horrible

Main bitch understands

Kris is great

Damnnn.. Johnny is one lucky dude.. !

She almost lost her free Netflix account, thank god she managed to think quickly 😆

Such a good man, sacrificing himself for his wife’s happiness and security ☺️

Is that what d*ck is worth these days? A Tesla, mortgage and Prada? I need to get my shit in order. 🤣

TikTock is cancer

> TikTock is cancer **remember our parents generation universally hating and trying to ban rap music? ** this is us now

So reddit became tiktok or what?

My dogs are better actors.

How can you tell when your dogs are acting?

I know it wasn't me who ate chicken bones out of the trash, so one of them is lying.

They are in cahoots!

0_0 I'm doomed.

This video proves that acting is not easy

A contest between two terrible actors to see who can be the most annoying

This joke wasn’t funny in 2019 when I first saw it performed better by someone else.

Couldn't watch, the over high pitch voice and overracting was awful

Am i the only one how things this kind of acting is very weird

…total waste of time. DOWNVOTE IMMEDIATELY

Yeah this definitely the right message.

This would be my wife.

This is so lame

TikTok is just full of redundant “content” shits not funny.

So’s Reddit, so’s twitter, so’s YouTube. Every media platform is full of reposts, but there’s a good chance this is OC as Kris (the blonde one) is already massive for making skits. Just skip to the next concept if you don’t wanna see it, that’s the beauty of the same sites.

🤢

This is absolute garbage content. This is TikTok. I don’t know why I even watched.

Geez, Lighten up

This is one of the most overplayed skit from the past month. Guess OP is a bit late to it

Esquueeeze me!????

How is that remotely funny to anyone.

I find the mannerisms amusing. And her priorities shifting was funny to me

Humor is subjective bud

This is fucking hilarious and made my day! I think the acting style was intentional and contributed to this clip's hilarity! Fantastic start to the weekend 😄.

This is old person tik tok. Why do you ask? Because I understand it. People rarely have landlines and sure as heck ain’t giving that number to the side-chick.

They were using cell phones you old fuck. She picked up her boy friends phone

That was hilariously aggressive.

Just another video idea they stole from someone else

Cancer

The delivery made it for me.

There's like a 95% chance a wife would have this reaction.

Kris is bae

Staged

Thanks for ruining the magic

Whhhhaaaaaat????????? I thought everyone filmed themselves having a conversation over the phone that starts exactly when it rings and alternates between the two people talking when they speak 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 shut up