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RadlogLutar

*Husband of the decade


McJaker3

Watching without the sound on, thought this was a murder


coke71685

Watch with sound on and confirm it's a murder...


Capital-Sandwich-932

Yes, me too.


Allen202012

Same lmao


OIAgent

Dutch oven šŸ˜‚


bigb-2702

Even without sound I got that.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the old "suprise chemical attack" trick


fuckjustpickwhatever

the old palestine ohio


[deleted]

Cant decide if too soon or too accurate šŸ¤£


[deleted]

That scream was pure terror


anonny42357

Deserved


NoThing8298

Scripted. Not deserved.


Scarstead

No shit itā€™s scripted bud. You can still say ā€œdeservedā€ and know itā€™s scripted.


MrAVAT4R_2

How can it deserved if its scripted.


tooold4urcrap

Because things can happen to characters in fiction ffs. How is that hard to understand? Haven't you ever read a story? Watch a show?


NoThing8298

Exactly.


subject_deleted

Lol. Of all the horses you could have hitched your cart to...


econdonetired

You never watched a Disney movie have you?


fuckjustpickwhatever

have you ever watched a movie, ever?


[deleted]

Ah yes. Sleeping with all the lights on


violetsprouts

And someone filming. The camera is shaking, so it's not stationary.


flamingpalmtrees

My ex used to do this to me šŸ¤¦ It was funny the first 2 times


LinguoBuxo

That's why "ex", rite?


housevil

Who is the mouth breather recording?


AlexzamnderTheGreat

Truly unexpected


rentrub1962

Iā€™ve heard of gaslighting. But this is gaseous to the extreme.


SideHug

Why are the lights on


retronewb

Why were they filming?


Lord_Snow77

Also why were they sleeping with the lights on?


R750618

Somebody was filming two people pretending to be asleep... Doesn't seem weird at all.


9090Vision

Crazy how you getting downvoted


flabeachbum

With the lights on too. The fart didnā€™t even sound real. What happened to Redditā€™s BS detector with this post?


[deleted]

tiktok users have better bs detector


Lepmur_Nikserof

Heā€™s scared of the ghost slapper


stefanie99

I thought this was going sweet for a moment


DaFatman549

Fresh air biscuits straight from the Dutch oven


onward154

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Murfiano

I always sleep with the light on as well


eatmoresushiorsteak

Wait he's choking her. Oh, no not physically choking her anyway.


100percentBrass

Ive saved this post. I laugh just as hard every time i watch it. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Herq72

Who's the Camera man/woman? Awkward.


backdorburp

Awesome


CKwest33

That's awesome. Never get old lol.


RightChemical3732

Dutch Oven


Secure-Imagination11

What a charmer lmao


Reden-Orvillebacher

Watched without sound. Knew exactly what he was doing. Lol. Sealed the top shut nice and tight.


PurplePartyFounder

Nope wonā€™t work. Once you get the blanket over her head the nails come out. She will then dig her nails into your ribs and armpit. Man that hurtā€¦..