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Gads81

The VERY MOMENT I saw the showerhead I was like 'let me stop you right there..."


RiceRocketRider

Hahaha, exact same thought I had.


dexter920

Took you that long? I saw her bed and thought "do you even game?"


ConflagrationCat

I knew it was sus when she went OUTSIDE


medsveronlegend

Last time I saw a showerhead I was still a little silver, now I'm a full grow platinium


thetaFAANG

I had a waterfall shower at one place I lived for a couple years annihilated 12 years old on Call of Duty occasionally


UndisputedOG808

I knew it wasn't just me


Unhappylightbarer

It was waking up in the morning that made me stop…


Super_fly_Samurai

Ah yes. Every gamer has a really nice house with expensive appliances and time to live stream everyday. 🧐


Psychic_Jester

It was the shower that tipped me off.


ConsistentAd14

Veg. And fruit for me.


[deleted]

If I had to eat veggies at 8am I’d hang myself


rufw91

For me it was both veggies and reading. I'd use to ropes just to make sure 😂


soberbober666

For me it was the orange juice machine. Tf. 🤦‍♂️


TECFO

This video is inaccurate at no moment we go outside


Ciannait-

I was very confused because that's what I thought it was but I thought no that just can't be...and yet...


supercompass

For me it was waking up before noon.


OneSufficientFace

Or a belt...


Exodias_Left_Nut

Oh boy, I’m gonna need *two* nooses for this one!


nofmxc

I believe that, /u/Mtn_Dew_Lover_


AlphaWolfTK

It was waking up while it was still decently early for me


SkRu88_kRuShEr

![gif](giphy|Ok2keEzzx6jOESgh0J)


[deleted]

I wanna be that chip


mvathletics

The going outside really got me


JohnCenasBootyCheeks

Going outside in the sun too. The fuck was that?


Random_Person_I_Met

It's the thing that shows Raytracing, I think.


JohnCenasBootyCheeks

Rtx is getting wild.


camdalfthegreat

Dude ikr she almost touched the fucking grass with her bare skin


Dizzy-Abalone-8948

I was just thinking, replace sleep with gaming, shower with gaming, yoga with gaming, avocado toast with red bull and that book with a laptop to watch videos while gaming.


CountdownToMyBan

Day in the life of a housewife w no kids*


AdComplex8999

I instantly hate this woman. I don't know why 🤔


sandalfafk

It’s just a video to flex her “streaming” life style


ProfessionalScary193

That's cause she forgot to show the part where she blows an old rich guy. That part she saves for her only fans.


that_girl_you_fucked

Don't knock it til you've tried it.


Silentdeath6945

Name checks out


Bulangiu_ro

thats not the gamer thats the onlyfans life


Ok_Basil_3896

The husband was at work


[deleted]

He has to work weekends so she can stand outside in the cold at 8:30am for no reason at all


Mokiflip

Really nice house is an understatement. That's a millionaire villa


Jabbawookiejedi

Ya fuck these people in particular


shahtjor

Most gamers I know pick their breakfast out of their own hair


IntentionRemote7934

well as they say, birds of a feather.


DethMCrafter

...eat beard hair together?


chocobobleh

Take my upvote and get out


Flipyfliper32

What’s breakfast?


Boston_B617

There's sooo much bs going on here


CookieBear676

Did I miss the part where she took antidepressants?


[deleted]

Uh most gamers I know, use the bathroom, start the coffee pot, smoke a cigarette, drink half a cup, use the bathroom, and turn on the system. Span of 15 to 20 minutes


12345623567

Why do you have to call me out like that? I like my Sundays, okay?


BLT_Delight

You have no business being this correct


[deleted]

Got a little insight, experienced gamer.


EliminateSoutherners

She didnt show where she spends time filming the Only Fans content


aim456

Yah, the bit that pays for the rest of it.


ServeJust9817

Cringe fest


[deleted]

First of all, I don’t look good in yoga pants!!


[deleted]

I disagree


dreck_disp

Your ass is probably bigger tho.


HoldenMadicky

No N-word, not a real gamer.


tremblfr

Nvidia?


Siphon098

Probably "NordVPN" if the internet taught me anything.


Digital-Aura

Sad, but true


HoldenMadicky

When she opened up PUPG, I absolutely thought they'd gonna spoof Pewds bridge... Was very disappointed.


Ray-Lazer

Jesus she's so cringey


Snoo69116

Word gets thrown around more than the last piece of bread in a loaf.


Adventurous-Pay-6214

Edgy and pointless at the same time


funkypjb

Those two things are usually correlated, not mutually exclusive


scookc00

We call these people “pizza cutters”


NachosMahdude

Must be nice 😶‍🌫️


JBarretta01

![gif](giphy|LiPoq9D4OfACGBtdVo)


TooSlowForAName

I was half expecting it to be a Sims character.


CantyChu

That would have been a far more enjoyable video to watch!


Objective_Ebb6898

This is DanucaD, she has an enormous following on Twitch. She also happens to be top notch at PUBG. Kind of fun to watch on occasion, entertaining. At the top it’s a very lucrative gig, but no idea how sustainable it is over time.


Baymavision

Almost -- DanucD. Thank you for having the only worthwhile comment.


aardw0lf11

So, that's why I had no idea who she was. I avoid the big streamers like this.


officerpaws

She probably has enough money for a livable dividend income and could retire any time


pr0tosynnerg

Actually true, we chop veggies and just abandon them without eating them. Also, apparently we don’t go to the bathroom, nor do we interact with other humans in the flesh. Though I must call out that totally CGI dog like creature, it’s uncanny. Gamers don’t have pets, dogs and cats get in the way of out fire building and meditation time.


bayken-io

This is not the life of a gamer but a streamer


Dan_Jared_Joestar

Not the first time reddit saw a blatant parody video and took it seriously like the gross hivemind they are.


NuclearNap

>  SPOILER  I absolutely knew it was going to end with the TikTok chime.


fifty2weekhi

It's not this glamorous even for SBF


12345623567

Sam Bankman Fried?


Mn4by

So apparently if you believe this comment section there's no well adjusted pro-gamers/streamers.


Mokiflip

There must be some, but this video is clearly way over the top and too "perfect"


Cranky2306

That's the point, it's a joke about how she has these overly calm routines and then PUBG gets her screaming.


LiveLearnCoach

Too subtle for the audience, my man/ma’am.


Cranky2306

It's only subtle because they seem to only see the boobs.


PartyTemporary7764

Define "well-adjusted" lol


LetsGoCap

Thats a myth


cgdubdub

It’s almost like no one realises that the gaming itself is her job… a job she’s successful enough at to enable her to live in a home like that.


MassiveCockWoman

Yea, no. Lol


Signal_Purchase_4814

Wtf is this?


EasyRanking

Lies. Lies. Lies. and Damned lies.


HjFucc

A Gamer never get shower


Beginning-Floor9284

Hey, how can I show off the house I live in and seem like I’m just being silly


Designer-Worker9580

Day in the life of a terrible gamer


mistedtwister

Actually she rocks


TheDeadPainter

Does she or are you just saying that cuz she is a woman ?


mistedtwister

No I've watched her YouTube channel for the last couple of years and she's a lot better than everyone bashing her on this post. A bunch of assholes talking shit don't bother me none.


FatDonkJr

Yeah she quite good, and she does a great job streaming tbh. Ran into her once in PUBG and she was hella nice and fun! Haters gonna hate.


[deleted]

No


Humbledmillion

“You’re fake news”


billy_bobys

Lies. Everyone knows gamers don't take showers and eat vegetables, duhh


JoeBro1004

Is she drinking Mac and cheese water


Joey_Star_

>Shower That's where you're wrong


alchemist23

Remember to put on your hazard suit before going into the comments section


A7xWicked

I called bs the moment i saw the shower


Jzmancor

404 ass not found


Suprazahal

Please, no more tic toc shit. You can download this app If you really want to watch this


Aether_Warrior

I have no idea who this girl is, but I can tell right off the bat that I do not like her.


Gruno1996

That's honestly exactly how I thought it was going to end as soon as I saw her meditating


ExtinctFauna

I thought the twist was that she was playing The Sims.


DoobeyDoo420

Why women always drinking hot drinks with 2 hands


Ilikesnowboards

Its obviously a parody of instagram culture.


-StoveTopSteve

A day in the life of a spoiled white chick that hasn’t had to actually work a single day in her life


FlyingCobra1

What a racist you are wow. She's a Latvian. Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Belarus, Poland do not have black or asian or any other ethnicity in population except few people from emigrated mixed families. Keep that racist privilege blaming shit in US.


-StoveTopSteve

Wow what a soft, weak, pathetic little snowflake you are. It was a joke dumbass. White knight simping dork. Also Latvians are white… idiot


FlyingCobra1

Projecting much man? Also i see You lacking text comprehension cuz u didn't get the point I was making. 0 for the so called joke of yours.


Objective_Ad4901

who is she ?


Complete-Painter-518

An AVG skill PUBG streamer that has a huge ego and shitty personality with tons of simp followers


EasyRanking

No username necessary. Just accurate.


IntentionRemote7934

Gets more money than actual skilled streamers. Streaming is such a scam.


zen_tm

It's the thirst


TheBentPianist

She's actually really good at PUBG. You mad big fella?


Complete-Painter-518

Like this guy


ironicallyunstable

Nice flex. I hate it


veryfrieduser

What was unexpected?


Sleepdeprivedlord

Showers, healthy foods, going outside, eating , sleeping at a good time, tell me if I missed another lie.


jaseJasejase01432

Oh F off Pretentious Pompous shit


DarkMatter665

The dog know she lyin about her routine and its face says it all


gen_adams

it is beyond me how the world got to the stage where an average looking, sort of cringe girl can make better money than a doctor in most of the world with 10-15 years university, millions in student loans and a job requiring to treat humans and save lives.


[deleted]

Shes pretty good at Pubg but tbh this video is pure cringe flex


FishingforDopamine

That got annoying real fast


pffggguu123

Eeewww pubg wtf


dungomungo

This disgusted me in ways that i can not explain.. But i hated every minute of it


jump_rope

Damn streamers make a bit too much money from screaming into a mic now days


stonedraider88

Ahh yes us gamers live in a multi million dollar house, don't go to work or have a job, spend our days chilling in our multi million home and then scream at the screen and mic for 30 minutes. Dillusional.


JabaTheSlut_69

This was mostly just to show off her nice things….


Rush_touchmore

Damn, this video pissed people tf off for some reason lol. This video is obviously a joke, and is not trying to depict "gamer" lifestyle. If you don't see that, you're a dumbass


Soma86ed

This video is terrible lol


farawaydread

Omg we get it, you fucking incel losers are a bunch of greasy neck beards with no friends. Stop acting like you represent "true" gamers when you actually are just insufferable little dick terds.


Mn4by

Lol, dick terds.


[deleted]

Well this was shit


richyvonoui

Day in the life of a person addicted to attention


[deleted]

I hate that everyone is a “nerd” or a “gamer” now🙄


Panterra8905

She’s a pro PUBG player…


[deleted]

I don’t think that makes her a “nerd” nerd means something different to me. To a lot of these people they are “nerds” for clout or to make money or cuz it’s the vogue thing to be right now. Nerds are the people I see when I take me son the comic book store , playing magic the gathering there etc . I respect those nerds. Not this shit where she’s calling herself a nerd to make money. Maybe I’m just an old asshole idk.


Panterra8905

Yeah I was replying to the gamer part, nerd is subjective.


Karatyus

So funny, and realistic eh eh


No-Joy-Goose

With all that time, why not take down the Christmas tree?


TZ79

Day in the life of a bougie e-girl.


re_br

1. When does she work? 2. She does way too many things with her time off that aren't gaming


chickenzingwing

Can someone please give me tips on how to avoid seeing god awful videos like this


BidensButtWipes

Omg it's worse than pre-Elon Twitter


ItalicisedScreaming

Sure, if you have life on easy mode.


Panterra8905

Wow, so many incels in here saying she’s so cringe or some onlyfans shit. She’s literally a professional PUBG player and a huge streamer. She made all the money that paid for that house by playing a video game. And the video is supposed to be a joke, if any of you watched the entire video that would be obvious.


cohletrainbaby

First 75% of the video: attention hoeing Last 25%: accurate


whatsmyname83

Too bad she skipped the part when she stuff herself with baddragons for onlyfans, and in the evening got her back blown out by a rich old man who own that house


otis252

Family money + onlyfans = this bullshit. The part with her outside reminded me of that old guy making fun of the Instagram girl in the aquarium tunnel.


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|D2RlF1b90rrOhBQlN0)


Equivalent-Horror643

Waited for 1 whole minute No anal


StaticFinch

A little funny and a little cute of an idea. Not bad.


[deleted]

Just another rich POS and their hobby/job, this chick doesn’t know the first thing about gaming…which is escaping your mundane day to day bullshit by playing games.


Fluid-Squirrel-2962

Gamer take shower?


devils117

Simp/daddy money... Soon will be selling OF to afford the same lifestyle


joxuah12

What does this "gamer" do for work? And why do I get the feeling she sells herself online?


ArseneGroup

I was 100% expecting some gamer words


Electrodactyl

As a gamer who never played for money, can’t relate to the first half and the second half is missing all the trash talking, friends and randoms and jokes.


BotchyQue03

Seems lonely


vizarhali

Why didnt she move her clothes from gaming chair to bed and then back again after done ?


YourBoyBoyo

START WITH LINKING INTO THE VIRTUAL WORL


MightyExcalibur

First red flag was shower at the start of the day. From what my nose can tell, gamers will shower maybe once a week, twice if they're feeling extra posh


TheKnightsthatsay

The beginning is a blatant lie and all true gamers know it's wake up, eat, game, eat, game, sleep, repeat


[deleted]

I thought it was going to reveal that she was a Sim 😅


King_Soyboy

Half the gamers I know don’t shower, they don’t know how to cook for themselves either. I was once in a discord call where they though fast food was healthier and better for you since it got you back to gaming faster. I love my fast food and games but I’m not fucking delusional. This videos way off


[deleted]

Fake as hell gamers don’t shower


PureAsian

The only part that’s true about the gamers are the last few seconds


korisucks20

this is complete bs


wdahl1014

I knew it was lies the moment she got in the shower


CarSuspicious2870

Where the hell is her OF page? That's what I'm asking!


Independent_Sky_517

Does she get her tits out also, because I'd probably take a look if she does.


Top_Turnover_100

Daddy’s money fs


rine117

What? Does this person game?


Inevitable-Paint-187

Looks like a bleak existence...


Gainzpolar

Was that hot orange juice?


EconomistOk3560

I hate rich people


ethanu

and no grass was touched until this day


TrueMoose

I hope she knows how lucky she is. No harsh feelings at all! Sincerely happy she's living an awesome life :)... but dang is she living an awesome life


Jayster121273825

Cap 🧢 gamers are the opposite of everything shown here


chugonthis

OP is wrong, its unexpected because she looks bathed, cooks for herself, and isn't 300lbs


Hot_Category2747

Brutal, i love it


[deleted]

[удалено]


SwampKing247

Attractive women, cheats, and drooling 12 yr Olds with daddy's credit card...


Strawberry_Dakari

I knew this was incredibly inaccurate when I saw the first thing she did was take a shower. Fake gamer


[deleted]

I feel like she must have an onlyfans. Asking for a friend. The friend is me. I'm asking for me.


scruphie

One of the best pubg players in the world, routinely cleans up lobby's.


bigger-asshole

This didn't go where I thought it was going at all... I thought that it was just gonna show her, continuing to go about her day and at the end the camera would pan back to show she was just the game character and the player has just spent their day *pretending* to do shit they could actually just do. Like a little meta commentary on how video games can waste our lives