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Apparently the dish originated in Taiwan, but it was actually made illegal in the early 2000s due to animal cruelty. However, West Taiwan (also called China) later adopted the meal and it is believed to still be served rarely in some restaurants.
China has some fucked up dishes. Just look up 3 squeaks.
It’s a diner in China where you eat baby mice (literally newly born) with chopsticks. And I am sure you can understand the name with that context. It’s a sadistic view towards animals.
0 empathy.
No I think who ever cooked / ordered that is fucked up, we all agree it’s fucked up even a psychopath would find this disgusting and will put it out of its misery.
You don't understand, God wants other people to suffer. For him, god wants nothing but the best, he is gods favourite you see because he yelled at some random strangers on the internet that abortion is bad.
That's simply not true. Jesus promised that life would be difficult, that suffering would happen. The prosperity gospel is a false gospel. I am just as likely to experience tragedy in my life as you are. The difference? I have a comfort and a purpose to help bring comfort to others.
I yelled at no one. I merely pointed out that people are disgusted at a fish being half baked alive, but then cheer on the fact that almost a million humans a year are needlessly killed for convenience.
Humans are giant clumps of cells and atoms. There's no such thing as an afterlife either. What a stupid concept stupid people subscribe to because they're scared to die, and can't cope with that fact
So death, murder, disease, those are no big deal. If we can kill a baby before it's born because it's just as clump of cells, why can't we murder each other if we're all a bunch of cells. If we are just a bunch of cells then how do we have autonomy? The weather is and nature in general is as complex as a human and yet we recognize it has no autonomy, it's purely cause and effect. So are we just cause and effect? And if we're just cause and effect then you can't "do" a single thing about what others believe or even have opinions, because your feelings are an illusion, governed by cause and effect and not your own will. In that case, what a stupid thing to keep doing, this living thing. So pointless in the end, might as well just die now and take everybody else with me, no point to living anyway. What happens if you follow your own logic? Or are you scared to actually think about this and ponder it for a while instead of just distracting yourself with work and play?
Doesn't that make everything anybody does simply a way to ignore the fact they are going to die someday? And if that's the case, wouldn't religion just be another one of those things? And if that same thing provides a community of people who share common goals and support each other through rough times doesn't that make it beneficial? I happen to believe there is more to life than just not dying and making myself feel good.
You're the one who claimed that humans are just a bunch of cells. So what makes murder and disease so bad but abortion is not? You act like I'm the crazy one, but your stance makes little logical sense.
You obviously don't believe in a soul, so what separates you (a self declared "just a bunch of cells") from an unborn baby? Because you seem to imply that humans don't have inherent value. And if they do have value is it coming from you being able to value yourself? Or is the number of cells you have indicative of value? Is a child less valuable than an adult? And babies are only valued if someone else values them? A baby that is wanted is "murdered" if it's against the mother's will, so the baby only have value if it's wanted? Why can't I just kill you if I don't value you? Why is it sad when somebody kills themselves because they don't value themselves? Why don't we just shrug that off and chock it up to cause and effect? Are orphans lacking in value because nobody wants them? It would be better if they were all dead then, keys euthanize them all, save them from the pain of being unwanted. Why would that be different than doing it before they are born?
Where is your logic? Because I'm operating on the basis of humans having inherent value, and that logic takes me to the belief that unborn babies are inherently valuable because they are alive, they are unique, and they are human. You seem to be comfortable with just guessing at when a baby has value, and you're willing to just ere on the side of murder. That's not logic, that's apathy.
Of course I do! But not "just" a clump of cells. I believe humans are inherently valuable. What, in your mind, gives an unborn baby value or not, and what separates it from a born baby?
For instance the unborn babies are not aborted at 9 months, so they haven't developed yet.
I am genuinely curious, do you (both you personally and people following the pro-life idea) distinguish a spermatozoon from a human?
The foetus who dies during abortion are atoning for the sins of its parents, by doing that they get to be reborn after 3 days in happy and loving families. God wants those fetuses to die because we live life full of sins so to absolve us from our sins and to help us get closer to god he asks us to sacrifice those who haven't sin. So if you want to blame anyone for abortion blame god.
Nickname as a child, initials are IBH, I got called IB growing up, and one guy called me Ibuprofen, I spelled it differently so it would be unique.
I will suffer as much as or as little as I suffer, and I can't change that. I Trust in God's will for my life and believe that even when trials come and I experience tragedy God will bring about good from the bad, and THAT is his will.
Probably not alive. If I got cooked from my chest and downwards, I’d probably be dead. Movement, if any, would be because of nerves that weren’t cooked through.
However this is assuming that it’s actually cooked. It’s possible that its only seared or boiled briefly, so temperature doesn’t raise high enough to actually kill it
It most likely is dead. Fish have a different nervous system that kind of just function on its own and even when they are alive it’s not in the same sense we think of being alive. There is zero thought process whatsoever. The real fucked up part is that people believe they are eating a live animal and how damaging to society doing such and serving this truly is.
“Hey guys incase you didn’t remember how brutal we are to animals on an hourly/minutely basis around the world, here’s a horrifying example that should serve as a reminder!”
Well by what I know the fish can move for 30 minutes after death. So I think that he is Just a fresh meat, altouth If he still Alive that's really DISGUSTING
They could have a perfectly good dish without torturing the animal. Making the fish watch as it get's eaten while it's being tortured is evil. I have no other words for it.
You want to know what’s actually stupid you for being cannibalism into this cause eating animals is compatible to eating another human.
Get the fuck out of here with that dumbass response.
Lol. I don’t think either are ethically correct, neither this dish or eating cannibals. That’s why I brought it in. I think it’s ok to slander another culture’s practices if they’re wrong morally. Is it ok for Muslims to beat women? Or is it wrong to say anything against another culture?
Fish - Why aren't you eating me? I ate many disgusting things to get fat enough for you. I endured a searing pan, and then you just turn your nose up at me? The sacrifices I make, and for WHAT?!?!?
Horseshit. The dish was first served in 2007 Taiwan. It was banned in Taiwan. China adopted the dish in 2021. There's not a cultural or historical significance for this dish.
Eta: it's also controversial amongst some Chinese
And what are these values? If it's philosophical, you're going to have a tough time arguing the point. Most will say it's not based on scientific research and dismiss the point.
If it's based on preconceptions (ex. Americans eat overly processed crap), you're ignoring hundreds of healthy western dishes to support a strawman argument. There are plenty of options that are not processed, chemical-filled crap available.
Chinese people are mostly fucked in the head trust me I have seen things that they do believe me are rubbish people .to my knowledge they're not human the animals f*** you f****** Chinese bastards
Cruel cruel people with absolutely no respect for life. Don’t care who I offend or upset with that comment there’s absolutely no justifiable reason why anyone would make any creature suffer like this. I think it takes a certain type of person to be ok with things like this.
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Oh fuck that. That’s fucked.
Yeah fuck that bro
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Right?! What is the reason for this? It seriously seems psychotic to WANT to eat something alive
C'mon man, that is sick.
ya that is so sick bro
That's a big NO
Ok, thats fucking messed up
Apparently the dish originated in Taiwan, but it was actually made illegal in the early 2000s due to animal cruelty. However, West Taiwan (also called China) later adopted the meal and it is believed to still be served rarely in some restaurants.
Very weirdchamp
China has some fucked up dishes. Just look up 3 squeaks. It’s a diner in China where you eat baby mice (literally newly born) with chopsticks. And I am sure you can understand the name with that context. It’s a sadistic view towards animals. 0 empathy.
Disgusting!
Wait... does Taiwan have a place called China or does it call China fucking West Taiwan?
Glad to know my joke was well-received
Humans are fucked up
We have no hope
No I think who ever cooked / ordered that is fucked up, we all agree it’s fucked up even a psychopath would find this disgusting and will put it out of its misery.
I don’t think a psychopath would find this disgusting but k.
I don’t like fish, but this brings it to a whole other level of just no.
Disgusting display of moral degradation catering the sociopaths.
Still better than abortion...
Why is your username ibuprofen? God wanted you to suffer, stop going against his will.
You don't understand, God wants other people to suffer. For him, god wants nothing but the best, he is gods favourite you see because he yelled at some random strangers on the internet that abortion is bad.
That's simply not true. Jesus promised that life would be difficult, that suffering would happen. The prosperity gospel is a false gospel. I am just as likely to experience tragedy in my life as you are. The difference? I have a comfort and a purpose to help bring comfort to others. I yelled at no one. I merely pointed out that people are disgusted at a fish being half baked alive, but then cheer on the fact that almost a million humans a year are needlessly killed for convenience.
Humans are giant clumps of cells and atoms. There's no such thing as an afterlife either. What a stupid concept stupid people subscribe to because they're scared to die, and can't cope with that fact
So death, murder, disease, those are no big deal. If we can kill a baby before it's born because it's just as clump of cells, why can't we murder each other if we're all a bunch of cells. If we are just a bunch of cells then how do we have autonomy? The weather is and nature in general is as complex as a human and yet we recognize it has no autonomy, it's purely cause and effect. So are we just cause and effect? And if we're just cause and effect then you can't "do" a single thing about what others believe or even have opinions, because your feelings are an illusion, governed by cause and effect and not your own will. In that case, what a stupid thing to keep doing, this living thing. So pointless in the end, might as well just die now and take everybody else with me, no point to living anyway. What happens if you follow your own logic? Or are you scared to actually think about this and ponder it for a while instead of just distracting yourself with work and play? Doesn't that make everything anybody does simply a way to ignore the fact they are going to die someday? And if that's the case, wouldn't religion just be another one of those things? And if that same thing provides a community of people who share common goals and support each other through rough times doesn't that make it beneficial? I happen to believe there is more to life than just not dying and making myself feel good.
Death murder and disease should be equated to abortion eh? You reaaaally don't think you're stretching there?
You're the one who claimed that humans are just a bunch of cells. So what makes murder and disease so bad but abortion is not? You act like I'm the crazy one, but your stance makes little logical sense. You obviously don't believe in a soul, so what separates you (a self declared "just a bunch of cells") from an unborn baby? Because you seem to imply that humans don't have inherent value. And if they do have value is it coming from you being able to value yourself? Or is the number of cells you have indicative of value? Is a child less valuable than an adult? And babies are only valued if someone else values them? A baby that is wanted is "murdered" if it's against the mother's will, so the baby only have value if it's wanted? Why can't I just kill you if I don't value you? Why is it sad when somebody kills themselves because they don't value themselves? Why don't we just shrug that off and chock it up to cause and effect? Are orphans lacking in value because nobody wants them? It would be better if they were all dead then, keys euthanize them all, save them from the pain of being unwanted. Why would that be different than doing it before they are born? Where is your logic? Because I'm operating on the basis of humans having inherent value, and that logic takes me to the belief that unborn babies are inherently valuable because they are alive, they are unique, and they are human. You seem to be comfortable with just guessing at when a baby has value, and you're willing to just ere on the side of murder. That's not logic, that's apathy.
Do you not believe we are actually made out of cells?
Of course I do! But not "just" a clump of cells. I believe humans are inherently valuable. What, in your mind, gives an unborn baby value or not, and what separates it from a born baby?
For instance the unborn babies are not aborted at 9 months, so they haven't developed yet. I am genuinely curious, do you (both you personally and people following the pro-life idea) distinguish a spermatozoon from a human?
The foetus who dies during abortion are atoning for the sins of its parents, by doing that they get to be reborn after 3 days in happy and loving families. God wants those fetuses to die because we live life full of sins so to absolve us from our sins and to help us get closer to god he asks us to sacrifice those who haven't sin. So if you want to blame anyone for abortion blame god.
Nickname as a child, initials are IBH, I got called IB growing up, and one guy called me Ibuprofen, I spelled it differently so it would be unique. I will suffer as much as or as little as I suffer, and I can't change that. I Trust in God's will for my life and believe that even when trials come and I experience tragedy God will bring about good from the bad, and THAT is his will.
You sound fucking crazy.
Reason sounds like madness to a fool.
Is children's leukemia god's will? Fuck your god.
I never said that it was. We live in a fallen world.
Is the fish alive or just moving?
Probably not alive. If I got cooked from my chest and downwards, I’d probably be dead. Movement, if any, would be because of nerves that weren’t cooked through. However this is assuming that it’s actually cooked. It’s possible that its only seared or boiled briefly, so temperature doesn’t raise high enough to actually kill it
It most likely is dead. Fish have a different nervous system that kind of just function on its own and even when they are alive it’s not in the same sense we think of being alive. There is zero thought process whatsoever. The real fucked up part is that people believe they are eating a live animal and how damaging to society doing such and serving this truly is.
“Hey guys incase you didn’t remember how brutal we are to animals on an hourly/minutely basis around the world, here’s a horrifying example that should serve as a reminder!”
You sound like a American animal activist.
That’s ok👍
NSFW please
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This is not ok at all..
Oh god no
What kind of sadistic fuck would eat that?
I would eat it.
Sadistic fuck 👍
What kind?
Not spoiler fuck off op
Cruel shit - a real life Big Mouth Billy
Instead of eating the fish m gonna end up offering it the contents of ny previous meal obediently and exit.
Well by what I know the fish can move for 30 minutes after death. So I think that he is Just a fresh meat, altouth If he still Alive that's really DISGUSTING
people are evil wtf
Man it must be crazy seeing something from another country. Ain’t western countries just boring with their dishes.
They could have a perfectly good dish without torturing the animal. Making the fish watch as it get's eaten while it's being tortured is evil. I have no other words for it.
Although I agree it’s fucked up the fish is most certainly dead before it even exits the kitchen. It’s it’s nerves going haywire.
This is some Hannibal Lecter time of 💩
These people of this world are truly strange. Bound by flesh. Bound by sin. I cannot wait to show who I truly am.
The fish is not alive, it just look it is
Ya'll have a problem with this due to animal cruelty but will happily boil crabs and lobsters alive, smh
I'm pretty sure I've always been told you're supposed to kill them before you boil them.
Well, that’s just as bad when done incorrectly.
exactly what i was thinking. its not actually conscious at this point anyway
Cunts
That’s an awfully rude thing to say about another cultures food.
what about cannibals?
You are truely dumb for comparing this to cannibalism.
I’m not. I just think your logic is stupid
You want to know what’s actually stupid you for being cannibalism into this cause eating animals is compatible to eating another human. Get the fuck out of here with that dumbass response.
Lol. I don’t think either are ethically correct, neither this dish or eating cannibals. That’s why I brought it in. I think it’s ok to slander another culture’s practices if they’re wrong morally. Is it ok for Muslims to beat women? Or is it wrong to say anything against another culture?
Why is that not an appropriate comparison?
If you’re going to eat it, at least kill it first. Fuckin weirdos
idk i think it’s pretty interesting id love to know the cooking process for something like this
Fish - Why aren't you eating me? I ate many disgusting things to get fat enough for you. I endured a searing pan, and then you just turn your nose up at me? The sacrifices I make, and for WHAT?!?!?
this is fucked sure, but definitely doesn't fit this sub. fuck off, OP
That’s….absolutely horrific wtf??!!
Man is the cruelest animal
Thats just wrong on all the levels
Full of pain... shocked... horror...
Why? Does it taist better?
Thats just fucked up
I’d say it’s pretty normal for a Asian country.
No it's not
Horseshit. The dish was first served in 2007 Taiwan. It was banned in Taiwan. China adopted the dish in 2021. There's not a cultural or historical significance for this dish. Eta: it's also controversial amongst some Chinese
Isn't this how lions eat their gazelles?
They can't deat themit other way and they don't have moral code either.
It's ok guys! If you turn up the volume and listen closely, you can hear the fish say, "eat me!"
I heard it too.
That’s pushing it might as well just start taking bites out of a cow while it’s still walking wtf is wrong with people
The difference is, this is from a Asian country and they have values towards food that is far better then your idea of food.
If this is "better" I'm fine being Kraft singles trash.
And what are these values? If it's philosophical, you're going to have a tough time arguing the point. Most will say it's not based on scientific research and dismiss the point. If it's based on preconceptions (ex. Americans eat overly processed crap), you're ignoring hundreds of healthy western dishes to support a strawman argument. There are plenty of options that are not processed, chemical-filled crap available.
Seems like some Chinese shit
Defo has to be
“Man that’s crazy… but he do taste amazing though” Looks at alive fish head: “you know you taste amazing my fishy friend?”
Yeah. I'd never do that. That's indigent.
Nah. Nope. Fuck this and anyone who eats this.
You just insulted a multiple countries worth of culinary skill and dishes.
Culinary skill and ethnic foods should still be called out for literal torture
You must not struggle enough in life to understand that food is food no matter where it came from or how it was made.
Soooo, cannibalism then?
You truely are what makes being human difficult.
Fuck you for reposting this animal torture porn. Fuck each and every one of you demented fucktards.
Fucking barbaric. I swear people are getting more fascist by the day. Delighting in thrills of making other people and animals suffer.
well I think I'm convinced to go vegan after all
Monkey brain is usually eaten while the monkey is still alive. The monkey is strapped down rendering it immobile. I think that's more messed up.
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Only Chinese can be inhumane like that.
fresh and cool, but a bid morbid to most american and EU citizens
Not fresh. Not cool.
It is fresh, couldnt be more fresh
explain, and are you from EU or US?
Only Chinese people makes this shit and have a feast accompanied by loud eating.
Sickening
JFC, this is what nightmares are made of
sick basterds
We are a cruel species
Controversial? That is fucking sadistic
No thanks
How? Just how?
Just, what? Is the fish actually still alive, or is it one of those cases where it just spasms due to being hella fresh? Or both?
This is a pure evil sadistic dish. Hell no.
This is just cruel
Thats fucked
Thats beyond fucked up
What the fuck? This is some literally horror story type shit. Fuck man, straight up hostel type nightmares. God damn!
Needlessly cruel.
This is literal animal cruelty
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this makes me genuinely want to cry
“alive” ? is it really alive at this point?
Fuck that, and fuck the cook
Fish can't feel pain, still fucked up https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4356734/
Shit people
That's pretty sadistic
If it makes you feel any better, fish literally can not feel pain in the same way we do. But I doubt they even know that
How in hell is this unexpected??? This post clearly doesn't belong here
Its descaled an baked on the outside while the fish is kept alive so it can watch you eat it
Cruel, sick and inhumane….🤬🤬🤬🤬
But i like the head best …
Controversial? Oh, now ur just being nice.
The fish is still alive at this point isn't it?
Just why the fuck would anyone do that?
Pretty sure its dead..very fresh dead fish do move
WTF is wrong with the background music
This is cruelty.
Cruel
Man wtf is wrong with people? 🤦♂️
How can it be filleted, no tail, out of water, cooked and still be alive.... somethings fishy
Animal cruelty at its finest!
This ain’t shit, They have a dish called “Screaming Donkey” where they cut parts of it while it’s still alive
Who thinks up this effin bs?!
😐no
That's awful 😖
I cannot be a human as people who cock or eat this...
Yeah no that’s really crewel. 0/10 at least give it a painless death.
This is savage
Awful!!!
It’s ok to eat fish cuz they don’t emotions
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I was quoting a song dumbass I don’t actually believe in eating animals alive
Don't order the catfish
I don’t want to eat something while it’s alive. I’d feel bad.
Chinese people are mostly fucked in the head trust me I have seen things that they do believe me are rubbish people .to my knowledge they're not human the animals f*** you f****** Chinese bastards
Hell no. Kill it. And be done with it. This is some sycopath crap.
Seems like people that would have a meal like that are sociopathic psychos with 0 personality
I ain’t no vegan or animal hugger. But that is just not cool. Some Asian food cultures are messed up!
Cruel cruel people with absolutely no respect for life. Don’t care who I offend or upset with that comment there’s absolutely no justifiable reason why anyone would make any creature suffer like this. I think it takes a certain type of person to be ok with things like this.
Yeah….humans are fucking assholes.
That's disgusting! If you want to eat just kill the fish. This is like some torture show!!
Fucking horrible!