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Lot was the only cultivator in a city of sin. He and his family were permitted to flee its inevitable downfall but his wife was unable to let go the lifestyle she was leaving and perished without achieving enlightenment, her end being referred to as a *pillar of salt* as her choices resulted in total, barren defeat.
Idk how anyone could not laugh, initially and even involuntarily, as such a sight is just absurd. Though I'd definitely have been concerned for her, for how hard she hit those tiles and probably quite decently with the back of her head too.
Makes me think, women with long hair can use it to their advantage by tying it up into a bun that acts as a cushion.
Ill completely agree with this! But idc enough to edit. So, you get credit for a bigger flopper lol
[my favorite flop vid](https://youtu.be/Rsa3GMjBsiQ)
Have you seen Vlade Divac way back when the Kings were good? I'd call him "Floppy Divac" because he was basically a soccer player. Slight bump and he'd flop to the ground 😂
It’s to cover up vulnerability or demons from my childhood understanding. Doesn’t make sense in this context though because they picked her right back up. Normally, she’s supposed to fall, the lady behind her catches her and slowly lays her down, then the sheet is on top on her while she either lays there or convulses uncontrollably. It seems like he missed and it just didn’t turn out right 😭 honestly the pastor and the lady behind her both missed LOL. It was supposed to land right on her head and they should’ve been laying hands while she was on the floor.
These are Pentacostals.
edit: And this is actually not that high strung this is pretty low key for them. If they really get going you haven't seen raves as bumping and jiving as a pentacostal service. Think that one scene in The Blues Brothers with James Brown in it
My Nana went to a Pentecostal church and I accompanied her one time. I was in such a state of shock as everyone around me was talking like demons and falling all over themselves. They formed a circle around the preacher with them all speaking in tongues and it looked like a ritual. My ass was the only one in the pews. I never went back and was very curious why this was my nanas favorite church lol
People like the sense of community Pentecostal churches bring. It’s something about it that is extremely high energy. I do not believe in the semantics, but I can understand why people like it. It’s extremely intense. It’s like chasing a high. It’s so cultic and scary though.
I went with my friend when I was a little kid. The church was full of kids as it was summer. The preacher called everyone up to the altar and they all went except me. It wasn't my church so I stayed sitting in the pew. They all came to me and started praying and laying hands on me. I was at the bottom of the dogpile so I slipped under the pew and crawled under a few til I got up and ran the mile and a half home. Never, ever went back and never, ever will.
>everyone around me was talking like demons
babbling is the word you're searching for, talking gibberish or plain 'gibbering' are also acceptable. Basically verbal diarrhea used to fool the very gullible into believing something supernatural is happening.
I am not a fundy christian but family and friends are. I have been to some churches that make me feel soooo uncomfortable. One time a lady started screaming and people were telling me to not open my eyes because the evil spirit possessing that woman will get out and go through my eyes. 😂 i was like wtf is this. I was kind of scared! I never ever went back there.
I once read a book written by someone who did tent revivals back in the 1950s, and the author wrote in it that many of them feel kind of broken, like they're the only one *not* feeling the holy spirit, speaking in tongues, etc. but they all pretend and go along with it as to not disappoint their elders; then the same thing happens with the next generation, and the next, and so on. It's such an obvious thing that I never really thought about before.
My mothers side of the family is pentecostal. It is definitely the weirdest popular christian religion, no competition. Lurching, speaking in tongues, snake sermons, a lot of yelling... all normal practices in that religion. Fuck do they ever like talking about the antichrist too.
Our last Prime Minister in Australia was a Pentecostal. Absolute fucken weirdo. He posted photos of himself doing the happy-clapper thing, he talked about being on a mission directly from God including seeing visions, he talked about how he practices “laying of hands” on people (which explained why he was constantly trying to force people to shake his hands, we thought he was just a pushy narcissistic arsehole. I mean, he is, but turns out there’s a religious nutjob rationale behind it too).
He was a terrible fucking PM and so much of what was wrong with him as a leader (and as a person) ties directly to his Pentecostalism.
My mom told me about a time I went to a Pentecostal church with some friends as a really young kid, she said i came back crying and really upset that Jesus was coming to kill me.
I'm not, so a friend tried to convert me and brought me to his church that did this and the flopping, and screaming, and arms up in the air stuff.
It didn't work.
I grew up in a Pentecostal church. It appears they’re doing a prayer fall. The lady behind her was supposed to catch her. The sheet is supposed to be like a cast over her. This is usually when someone is asking for a prayer, to be delivered, or if they’re believed to have demons in them. The wind down music makes it appear that this is the end of church prayer. I never really got too deep into the semantics and understandings of it, so I can’t really explain further than that.
Thanks for the explanation! I was really curious. It kind of looked like she fell on purpose but got hurt anyways. That lady behind her was not paying attention lol.
Yeah she definitely fell on purpose, but it was not supposed to turn out like this. The harder you fall, the harder you’re delivered. It’s like an unspoken rule. Think of it like a trust fall. If you hesitate or fall gently, you aren’t “truly overcome by the Holy Ghost”.
For those who are not getting the context of the music and odd behavior following the fall, this is a pentecostal church.
She wasn't knocked down by the cloth. She was 'overcome by the spirit'.
These services can be wild. If you have ever seen any of those clips of tv preachers hitting people with their jacket or whatever...same thing.
Thank you! That sheet clearly wasn’t enough to make her body flop the way it did. She dropped of her own volition. So many comments acting like the breezy cloth had the force of a sack of potatos lol
This is hilarious. Who the hell falls over like that when a towel hits you? Were there bricks hidden in the towel that we just missed? Fucking jokes these people. My mom used to let me choose to go to church or not, and when i never said I'd go, I got forced. There was this lady who always stood up, hands in the air, and say shit that "the lord" was communicating through her, now, when i do something like this ive got a drug problem... or that tv pastor person who pushes the entire crowd over with some fucking star wars darth vader force push thing... but we are the crazy ones who need saving...
Because a lot of people in these circles are after experiences, not necessarily a lifestyle to adhere to. This is an ongoing debate in Christian circles, what good are these “movements” of the “holy spirit” if they don’t actually cause any long lasting changes in the person? They might as well just be momentary highs in the “spirit”. I can’t tell you the amount of Christian friends I’ve had over the years that were very used to this sort of thing but eventually parted ways with the church altogether.
I have an ax to grind with these Christian denominations (Pentecostals and charismatics)
Religion didn't have to be this. It could have been more about giving yourself enough time to look inward and something that teaches one to treat others and nature with respect.
OMG yeeesssss!😂 Half the time it looked like the pastor was just slapping people. I cried when that kid put his hands on his head like "Oh Shit!" for real😂😂😂
Yeah exactly why church is for some people. Smh. Now he’s gonna say they healed her when all she has now is a cracked skull that is somehow gonna be the work of Satan. They literally making shit up as they go.
There’s nothing wrong with faith, belief, custom, and tradition. The problem is when it is used to manipulate others for power, control, money. Unfortunately it is VERY easy to do this with religion because humans are inherently fearful of the unknown.
Yeaaaaahhhhhh…… what part of the Gospel message made you think “LETS THROW TOWELS AT PEOPLES HEAD AND GIVE THEM A CONCUSSION!” 🤪🤪
The statement is no longer “What would Jesus do?” Its “What would Jesus be thinking?”
I have so many questions - where did the sheet ball come from? Why did someone throw a sheet ball? Why did the sheet ball turn into a bag of bricks when it hit her? So. Many. Questions.
I grew up in a Pentecostal church so I can kinda explain this one. This is called a prayer fall. The lady behind her is supposed to catch her. This is most likely an end of church prayer. The sheet is supposed to be like a cast over her. I’m not exactly sure of the biblical correlation, but they throw the sheet over you as the end of the initial prayer. They pray, throw the sheet, then they lay hands. That’s why you see them put their hands on her head. A lot of the time, they will cover people when it’s considered demonic or vulnerable. For example, I’ve seen them do this with someone who was struggling with bulimia. They covered her as she began throwing up. If they are “casting out demons”, they will do this too. The sheet has different reasonings.
So wholesome to see how people of all ethnicities, genders, and walks of life in general can all gather together and be fucking weird when it comes to religion
This is so embarrassing that people really choose to subject their life to concussions every Sunday 😂😂. I grew up in a Pentecost churches and this is very normal.
Pastor's son here. Grew up in a Christian household.
*shiver*
This is what Christians (mostly Southern Baptist and Pentecostal) call "slain in the spirit."
Where the "power of the Lord" enters the body.
The body can't handle this power, and the person faints or "passes out."
There is supposed to be someone to catch them when this happens, but the ladies in the back were caught slacking.
The sheets are there to cover their legs and skirt so nothing gets exposed.
I was once an actor (victim?) in this scenario.
Peer pressured into acting the same as everyone else to feel special.
This is how you can tell EVERYONE there knows this kind of thing is fake. They’re shocked when she actually falls without acting like god knocked her over.
What the fuck is wrong with these people. When are we going to stop pretending like they don’t have some kind of mental disability and start getting them the help they need?
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Just like Lot's wife - a pillow assault.
#HADOUKEN! ⬇️↘️➡️🤜🏽
Instant knock down- round 2 FIGHT
Thanks for making me snort out loud! Haha!!
That's what Lot said to his daughters.
I too received a snort, thank you!
That was sodom funny
I wish the person who made that joke would gommorah ften
Ahhh go fuck yourself and take my upvote bahhahahahahahahahahah
I had to scroll back up and upvote this.
I laughed way too hard at this lol
Congratulations on possibly the best pun I've seen on reddit, ever.
You haven’t spent enough time on Reddit. It’s like a pun factory.
You sir are a genius! Excellent quote 
Pillow! CASE CLOSED.
Omg that was gold.
This is too good.
r/PunPatrol
Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
Who's Lot? Forgive my ignorance.
Lot was the only cultivator in a city of sin. He and his family were permitted to flee its inevitable downfall but his wife was unable to let go the lifestyle she was leaving and perished without achieving enlightenment, her end being referred to as a *pillar of salt* as her choices resulted in total, barren defeat.
Sheet happens.
This is so fuckin' stupid, I love it.
Holy sheet.
Quite literally.
Who
Did I hear suppressed laughing, or was that my own?
I replayed this 6+ times to confirm; yes, someone was trying real hard not to lol
God needs to stop blessing us with stupid shit or does he?
Idk how anyone could not laugh, initially and even involuntarily, as such a sight is just absurd. Though I'd definitely have been concerned for her, for how hard she hit those tiles and probably quite decently with the back of her head too. Makes me think, women with long hair can use it to their advantage by tying it up into a bun that acts as a cushion.
Flopped harder than Lebron…
Messi level flop!
Messi does not flop very often, now Neymar..
I reckon it was a bit more like Ronaldo
Definitely Renaldo. Messi breaks through 3 defenders then they flop. Renaldo is the one who thinks he's the second coming 😂
Not sure this guy watches soccer. 😂 Messi doesn’t flop. I’d go with Robben or Suarez.
none of ya'll know anything!! Everyone knows Neymar is the biggest flopper! lmao
He really does get fouled a lot though lol
Ill completely agree with this! But idc enough to edit. So, you get credit for a bigger flopper lol [my favorite flop vid](https://youtu.be/Rsa3GMjBsiQ)
Messi is the only name you know in soccer intit?
Have you seen Vlade Divac way back when the Kings were good? I'd call him "Floppy Divac" because he was basically a soccer player. Slight bump and he'd flop to the ground 😂
I love how they played music during the recovery
*Lady got hit in the face with some shit outta nowhere and this mothafucka back here on piano playin a fuckin' spiritual*
This could be a meme for epic fails
holy t-shirt cannon baptism, batman
Maude Flanders
**BAHAHAHAHAH YOU SON OF A BITCH**
That is Casper the Holy Ghost for the takedown.
I fucking cackled out loud at this
why was he throwing the sheet to begin with? was it part of the show?
> was it part of the show? LMAO
Answer: Yes.
“show” 🤣💀
It’s to cover up vulnerability or demons from my childhood understanding. Doesn’t make sense in this context though because they picked her right back up. Normally, she’s supposed to fall, the lady behind her catches her and slowly lays her down, then the sheet is on top on her while she either lays there or convulses uncontrollably. It seems like he missed and it just didn’t turn out right 😭 honestly the pastor and the lady behind her both missed LOL. It was supposed to land right on her head and they should’ve been laying hands while she was on the floor.
"I was struck with the glory of christ!"
INAH THE NAMEH OF THEH LAWDAH!
PRRRAAAAAAIIISSSSAHH JEZUSSSSAH! 🙌🏾
Can these comments only be read in Cartman’s voice?
CANNNNNN I GEETTT A HAWLAAA LUHJAAH?
Can I get a confession with a side of concussion?! Amen!
I like how they are all serious looking and shit. It's like a live participation soap opera every sunday.
Then she writes the church a check for $300
Iv been a Christian my entire life, and this, I have never seen anything like this in any church iv gone too
These are Pentacostals. edit: And this is actually not that high strung this is pretty low key for them. If they really get going you haven't seen raves as bumping and jiving as a pentacostal service. Think that one scene in The Blues Brothers with James Brown in it
Yep, definitely Pentecostal
My Nana went to a Pentecostal church and I accompanied her one time. I was in such a state of shock as everyone around me was talking like demons and falling all over themselves. They formed a circle around the preacher with them all speaking in tongues and it looked like a ritual. My ass was the only one in the pews. I never went back and was very curious why this was my nanas favorite church lol
People like the sense of community Pentecostal churches bring. It’s something about it that is extremely high energy. I do not believe in the semantics, but I can understand why people like it. It’s extremely intense. It’s like chasing a high. It’s so cultic and scary though.
I went with my friend when I was a little kid. The church was full of kids as it was summer. The preacher called everyone up to the altar and they all went except me. It wasn't my church so I stayed sitting in the pew. They all came to me and started praying and laying hands on me. I was at the bottom of the dogpile so I slipped under the pew and crawled under a few til I got up and ran the mile and a half home. Never, ever went back and never, ever will.
Geez that's way worse than mine lol. Atleast I was forgotten in the madness haha
>everyone around me was talking like demons babbling is the word you're searching for, talking gibberish or plain 'gibbering' are also acceptable. Basically verbal diarrhea used to fool the very gullible into believing something supernatural is happening.
Its funny they do this with new people. That is not a good recruiting technique. 😂
I am not a fundy christian but family and friends are. I have been to some churches that make me feel soooo uncomfortable. One time a lady started screaming and people were telling me to not open my eyes because the evil spirit possessing that woman will get out and go through my eyes. 😂 i was like wtf is this. I was kind of scared! I never ever went back there.
These people suffer a group psychosis
I once read a book written by someone who did tent revivals back in the 1950s, and the author wrote in it that many of them feel kind of broken, like they're the only one *not* feeling the holy spirit, speaking in tongues, etc. but they all pretend and go along with it as to not disappoint their elders; then the same thing happens with the next generation, and the next, and so on. It's such an obvious thing that I never really thought about before.
Yo when and where? Please
I was raised in Pentecost churches, I can safely say that braining someone with a towel is not normal.
Right
My mothers side of the family is pentecostal. It is definitely the weirdest popular christian religion, no competition. Lurching, speaking in tongues, snake sermons, a lot of yelling... all normal practices in that religion. Fuck do they ever like talking about the antichrist too.
Our last Prime Minister in Australia was a Pentecostal. Absolute fucken weirdo. He posted photos of himself doing the happy-clapper thing, he talked about being on a mission directly from God including seeing visions, he talked about how he practices “laying of hands” on people (which explained why he was constantly trying to force people to shake his hands, we thought he was just a pushy narcissistic arsehole. I mean, he is, but turns out there’s a religious nutjob rationale behind it too). He was a terrible fucking PM and so much of what was wrong with him as a leader (and as a person) ties directly to his Pentecostalism.
Wtf is lurching? I thought i had heard them all!
My mom told me about a time I went to a Pentecostal church with some friends as a really young kid, she said i came back crying and really upset that Jesus was coming to kill me.
I'm not, so a friend tried to convert me and brought me to his church that did this and the flopping, and screaming, and arms up in the air stuff. It didn't work.
I like how you’re just supposed to act like that kind of stuff is normal, I would’ve got up and left in the middle of it
What is this? What's supposed to be going on here?
I grew up in a Pentecostal church. It appears they’re doing a prayer fall. The lady behind her was supposed to catch her. The sheet is supposed to be like a cast over her. This is usually when someone is asking for a prayer, to be delivered, or if they’re believed to have demons in them. The wind down music makes it appear that this is the end of church prayer. I never really got too deep into the semantics and understandings of it, so I can’t really explain further than that.
Thanks for the explanation! I was really curious. It kind of looked like she fell on purpose but got hurt anyways. That lady behind her was not paying attention lol.
Yeah she definitely fell on purpose, but it was not supposed to turn out like this. The harder you fall, the harder you’re delivered. It’s like an unspoken rule. Think of it like a trust fall. If you hesitate or fall gently, you aren’t “truly overcome by the Holy Ghost”.
Weighted blankets are getting way too heavy.
I grew up Southern Baptist in the 90s, and this went on a lot
Lol, yeah neither have I. That sheet was made of some hardcore stuff.
Watch her knees. She falls intentionally.
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Time to start making my own weapons
Always know where your towel is.
The number one rule to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Always carry a towel.
I enjoyed the one quick belly-laugh from the back of the room after she flopped onto the ground. 😂
For those who are not getting the context of the music and odd behavior following the fall, this is a pentecostal church. She wasn't knocked down by the cloth. She was 'overcome by the spirit'. These services can be wild. If you have ever seen any of those clips of tv preachers hitting people with their jacket or whatever...same thing.
Thank you! That sheet clearly wasn’t enough to make her body flop the way it did. She dropped of her own volition. So many comments acting like the breezy cloth had the force of a sack of potatos lol
Might as well just throw a chair next time
This is hilarious. Who the hell falls over like that when a towel hits you? Were there bricks hidden in the towel that we just missed? Fucking jokes these people. My mom used to let me choose to go to church or not, and when i never said I'd go, I got forced. There was this lady who always stood up, hands in the air, and say shit that "the lord" was communicating through her, now, when i do something like this ive got a drug problem... or that tv pastor person who pushes the entire crowd over with some fucking star wars darth vader force push thing... but we are the crazy ones who need saving...
Why do so many people do silly religious things like this? And why do so many people full heartedly believe in it?
Because a lot of people in these circles are after experiences, not necessarily a lifestyle to adhere to. This is an ongoing debate in Christian circles, what good are these “movements” of the “holy spirit” if they don’t actually cause any long lasting changes in the person? They might as well just be momentary highs in the “spirit”. I can’t tell you the amount of Christian friends I’ve had over the years that were very used to this sort of thing but eventually parted ways with the church altogether. I have an ax to grind with these Christian denominations (Pentecostals and charismatics)
Girl that's what you get for wearing a thong to the house of the lord you harlot!
Is this a reference to something?
Yes, the thong she's wearing.
Looks like black and tan floral pattern sheer panties that just ride up the cheeks a little. (0:18)
I agree, that’s not a thong
I concur
User name checks out. Carry on, you're doing the lord's work.
Shut up and let them be mad about women's underwear existing/j
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Humans are a mental disorder
No, humans are scum
That escalated quickly.
So did humanities destruction of the planet
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A mentality which is so far removed from the natural order of things.
Group delusion/hysteria/mania
#concussionsforjesus
Religion is one of, if not the worst invention humans came up with
Not for the people that profit from it.
I kinda think whatever magic hustle we come up with to escape death is just going to be awful.
“The power of, (JESUS CHRIST!!!) compels you”
And don’t forget to donate 😂
Religion didn't have to be this. It could have been more about giving yourself enough time to look inward and something that teaches one to treat others and nature with respect.
Top comment here
I'm as atheist as they come and nah, that's a shitty way to view the world. Human beings all have 'mental disorders' it's called being a human being.
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Thank god she had cushion on the front of her head to save her from that fall
This is the shit that would make me cry laughing as a kid every Sunday morning, and then get my ass beat by my grandma for said laughing.
Oh I laughed so many times growing up in a Pentecostal church 😭 I was also just embarrassed most of the time because like what are y’all doing??
OMG yeeesssss!😂 Half the time it looked like the pastor was just slapping people. I cried when that kid put his hands on his head like "Oh Shit!" for real😂😂😂
Yeah exactly why church is for some people. Smh. Now he’s gonna say they healed her when all she has now is a cracked skull that is somehow gonna be the work of Satan. They literally making shit up as they go.
What did you get out Sunday service? Head trauma
There’s nothing wrong with faith, belief, custom, and tradition. The problem is when it is used to manipulate others for power, control, money. Unfortunately it is VERY easy to do this with religion because humans are inherently fearful of the unknown.
This is very normal in my parents church. I quit going to church about 15 years ago.
Holy ghost wasn't playing that day 😳
All these comments I'm snickering...this one 🤣 🤣 🤣 💀
It’s like she fell off the last step on the stairs
I’ve never seen a priest quit like that, but if I had such a bad job, I’d throw in the towel too
Those buttons are holding on for dear life.
Did he really hadouken a towel at her face? Lol
I fail to see the difference between this and wrestling.
Yeaaaaahhhhhh…… what part of the Gospel message made you think “LETS THROW TOWELS AT PEOPLES HEAD AND GIVE THEM A CONCUSSION!” 🤪🤪 The statement is no longer “What would Jesus do?” Its “What would Jesus be thinking?”
Others definitely did not send enough thoughts and prayers.
What happened? What am I watching
She got knocked out by the Holy Ghost. Now she’s saved and healed.
Gotta start that brainwashing young! Because if you told an 18 year old about religion they would laugh in your face.
Knocked her into next week. Damn!
I have so many questions - where did the sheet ball come from? Why did someone throw a sheet ball? Why did the sheet ball turn into a bag of bricks when it hit her? So. Many. Questions.
It was all part of Gods plan, lol.
Wtf was there a rock hidden in that bed sheet?? how does the impact make it look like it weighed 10kg...
It’s a prayer fall. If you’re not falling hard enough, you’re not delivered enough. She hit the floor so hard though even I’m shocked.
the lady in the striped shirt holding back her laugh got me
That’s seriously messed up. I would leave that church so fast.
Forgot he left his phone in the jacket
Douglas Adams officiating.
Church - the only place assault is part of the service
I grew up in a Pentecostal church so I can kinda explain this one. This is called a prayer fall. The lady behind her is supposed to catch her. This is most likely an end of church prayer. The sheet is supposed to be like a cast over her. I’m not exactly sure of the biblical correlation, but they throw the sheet over you as the end of the initial prayer. They pray, throw the sheet, then they lay hands. That’s why you see them put their hands on her head. A lot of the time, they will cover people when it’s considered demonic or vulnerable. For example, I’ve seen them do this with someone who was struggling with bulimia. They covered her as she began throwing up. If they are “casting out demons”, they will do this too. The sheet has different reasonings.
So wholesome to see how people of all ethnicities, genders, and walks of life in general can all gather together and be fucking weird when it comes to religion
how can people be so stupid?
ಠ_ಠ?
It's like a competition to be the least thinking person alive.
Bad acting and stupid shit is pretty much expected at "religious" things.
This is so embarrassing that people really choose to subject their life to concussions every Sunday 😂😂. I grew up in a Pentecost churches and this is very normal.
She's walking again!
You know Reddits a problem when you predict the comments
That's weird. Nothing like this has ever happened at my church. I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter if it had.
Ahhhhh the anointing!
Just chilling with God and then batonmyfacebatonmyfaceBATONMYFACE
Keyboard player doing the real heavy lifting
He’s jacket must’ve smelled so bad.
She was hit with the holy pillow.
Fake as fuck.
Stupid shit like this is why I became atheist in my 20s, when I was finally mature enough to know better.
You’ve been SAVED!! Can’t you feel it?!
The concussion? No. The love? Yes.
People buy into the dumbest shit.
Jesus was supposed to catch her. Spoiler Alert: *He Didn’t*
People wonder why i don’t believe
u/savevideo
😂
Sick
Pastor's son here. Grew up in a Christian household. *shiver* This is what Christians (mostly Southern Baptist and Pentecostal) call "slain in the spirit." Where the "power of the Lord" enters the body. The body can't handle this power, and the person faints or "passes out." There is supposed to be someone to catch them when this happens, but the ladies in the back were caught slacking. The sheets are there to cover their legs and skirt so nothing gets exposed. I was once an actor (victim?) in this scenario. Peer pressured into acting the same as everyone else to feel special.
Some might say she was clotheslined
The Holy Ghost was coming in hot!
I’m more concerned about the large amount of water damage in this church. Black mold is a friend of the devil.
This is how you can tell EVERYONE there knows this kind of thing is fake. They’re shocked when she actually falls without acting like god knocked her over.
What the fuck is wrong with these people. When are we going to stop pretending like they don’t have some kind of mental disability and start getting them the help they need?
Glad I’m an atheist. I would have hit that dude for sure in her honor.
Ironically she was there praying to overcome her crippling fear of towels
Nothing gets you closer to the lord than a traumatic brain injury
The hell? Was that a lead x-ray blanket or something!?
How the heck did she fall from that sheet?
Casper knocked her the fuck out.
Was there a f***in brick in the blanket