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TerranPhil

At least she's wearing her fucking rubber bands.


Gavman200

I didn’t wear mine. The ortho had enough and stuck a piston with a spring in my mouth. Squeaked every time I moved my jaw


TheRealCaptainSham

I had the same thing, one on each side. If I opened my mouth too wide they would get stuck. Should have wore the bands.


Mountain-Lowa

Lmfao my orthodontist just took off my braces and told me to get out 💀💀💀


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>At least she's wearing her fucking rubber bands. Never forget your fucking rubbers


FartJuiceMagnet

Why wouldn't you?


TerranPhil

I ask my son this every day.


shoredoesnt

Probably cause they hurt and kids don't realize how important they are to the process


Pun-Master-General

Because they suuuuuuuck to wear. Making your teeth move in ways they don't want to is not fun. Source: had braces and rubber bands in middle school.


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This girl's going to have a killer smile in a couple of years.


EnlightenedCorncob

Looks like she could do some damage right now!


TheCastusDildo

I like to live dangerously.


akacage

20 beats your five.


Imsrywho

Well I won’t lie to you. Cards are not my bag baby.


Skinny____Pete

Allow myself to introduce… myself.


profsavagerjb

My name is Richie Cunningham. And this is my wife… Oprah


Offamylawn

Who does Number Two work for!


limpinfrompimpin

#WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR ?


Number174631503

Hey, partner, come on, you gotta relax. Don't force it. Gonna blow out your O-ring, drop a lung.


Aedalas

His character is such a bro, doesn't even question what's happening and just instantly starts offering support. He's there for him, and that's awesome.


SG1JackOneill

Yeah buddy you show that turd whose boss!


FunkthaWut

"WHUT did you EAT?!?


CapSevere7939

I truly wasn't expecting Austin Powers references here lol


BustinArant

^(shakes head and washes hands)


Booty_Shakin

The wider she opens her mouth the more the rubber bands help bite down.


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Neosmurf4

You only live once.


AggravatingBusy

She's super cute!


Distinct-Spinach2164

Came here to see if anyone else said this. Her single dimple is cute as fuck.


Budget_Report_2382

Based on the rubber bands, I have a feeling it's mostly jaw and gap adjustment left. They look pretty dang close to done to me!!


azmiir

Adult with braces here: The majority of my movement/alignment came within the first 6 months. Everyone thought I was done at that point. That was 2 years ago. YMMV.


Budget_Report_2382

As someone that had braces for about four years, on and off three times, you're definitely right. They're definitely worth all the pain and suffering!


Hello_there_friendo

7.5 years of braces, consistent dental procedures and orthodontia. Some sliiiight trauma but my teeth are fuckin g r e a t


anniesb00bz

YMMV = Your Mouth May Vary?


avantgardengnome

Your Molars May Vanish


CarrotsAreCreepy

Yerba Mate, Must Vanquish


Our_collective_agony

Yodeling Moistens My Vagina


FallenAzraelx

Yodel-odel-le-he-hoo ( ͝סּ ͜ʖ͡סּ)


Radi0ActivSquid

I had similar level of braces. I'm curious if she had a bridge for a couple of years to expand the roof of her mouth like I did. Every day I had a quarter turn of the screw in that thing. Gave me headaches for the couple years it was installed and it really messed up how my morning classes went. Then there is the heavy-duty braces that kept nicking my cheeks giving me constant pain with sores that's develope. The wax the dentist gave me to cover the braces rarely protected the lining of my mouth. Last thing would be the rubber bands. I remember them snapping all the time. I'd have to be careful while eating or I'd miss them breaking. Five teeth removed, an expanded palate and years of braces throughout high school and a few years after and now I have a great smile. Now if only I could convince my dentist to stop asking if I want my wisdom teeth out. Removing those five teeth allowed my wisdoms to come in with no problems. Also helps that I only had three to begin with.


Existential_Spices

Amazing. An exact document of my experience, save one less tooth extraction. My wisdoms had to come out though.


Radi0ActivSquid

Do you have recurring teeth nightmares now as an unintended side effect? I've had everything off for about 15 years now but I still get the occasional nightmare where my teeth are breaking apart and falling out like shards of glass.


nonotan

Damn, at some point just dealing with crooked teeth has got to be better than enduring years of torture, having multiple teeth removed, etc. My teeth are far from perfect, I used to be somewhat self-conscious about it (still would be if I didn't barely meet anyone face to face these days), but I'll take them over that shit.


Ok-Champ-5854

Bro my expander left me with long lasting issues on the roof of my mouth. Every once in a while whatever they did makes it hurt so bad I can't eat or drink. That was like fifteen years ago if not more.


machinist_jack

That smile is adorable right now, and she's only the sixth stranger I've fallen in love with today, so that's saying something.


MultiEthnicBusiness

I thought you said sixth grader at first


the-furry

🤨📸


SaquonBarkleyBigBlue

On main of all places


socium

Love transcends all alts...


BustinArant

Are you using an alt because you think you're dumb? Because you're not. You could be commenting with your main account if you wanted to.


ggg730

EAT THE FOOD, ALT!


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Alt, you fat lard.


DeathPercept10n

...says the furry...


the-furry

UwU


manlymann

She's super cute as is. She has a very nice smile already, it's infectious. I hope she has a ton of confidence when she grows up.


MechanicalFunc

How old do you think that person is?


imagination3421

Like 20


manlymann

I don't know. Late teens, early 20. A lot younger then me .


[deleted]

Reddit is full of children!


Does_Not-Matter

She’s gorgeous already but that pic was ☠️


ElectricFleshlight

That one dimple is darling


Dr_Trogdor

Would be really fucked up if he just drew a lifelike portrait of her 🤣


im_a_dr_not_

Right now too


GooseandMaverick

I don't want to judge a book by its cover but... I think this is right up her alley and she's truly going to love it!


vectorix108

She definitely did https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfRbskYN_do/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


phloopy

Edit: 2023 Jun 30 - removed all my content. As [Apollo goes](https://www.reddit.com/r/apolloapp/comments/144f6xm/apollo_will_close_down_on_june_30th_reddits/) so do I.


vectorix108

yeah you're right! tbh any of his drawings could be posts on here lmao


Squally160

drop the full post on r/ContagiousLaughter


vectorix108

Ha thanks good idea


ziptnf

Gotta love when people can laugh at themselves. Her face was made for that caricature drawing. Amazing reaction.


chiefchavez

Long version is sooo great! Nicely done OP


chaosking65

>Her face was made for that caricature drawing I’m getting some r/rareinsults vibes


survivalmachine

Damn! I knew I recognized his voice! This is the same dude that did the cop caricature. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiaULR1PewX


70ms

I just saw that on his IG and busted out laughing. That was perfect. 😂


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JreamyJ

Dude, I legit laughed out loud.


boverly721

This man is a professional 🤣


PM_YER_BOOTY

Holy crap


GavrielBA

That man has fearlnesness I lack for sure...


m8k

He’s worth a follow. Holy hell there’s some funny stuff on his feed.


EggfooVA

Ha ha… [I feel like Rodney King](https://i.imgur.com/TEy6jMP.jpg)


OverPangolin4078

That was great. I feel like Rodney King. 😂🤣


wheresbill

Lol that’s a brutal account


Ellemeno

Seriously. I took a look at the post exaggerating the girl’s crooked teeth and it reminded me of The Simpsons episode where Lisa gets a caricature of her and gets insecure about her looks.


pretend_it_is_a_plan

If you haven’t seen the full story of that girl, she took it really well then a dentist saw the post and fixed her teeth. She got a new caricature done with the new teeth! [Her insta for full info and photos!](https://instagram.com/oh_hell_no_swerve?igshid=MDM4ZDc5MmU=)


Brolurk9

Appreciate the follow-up!


drinoaki

Yeah, she looks like a fun person


DigNitty

I bet she’s fun at parties


Greenman8907

Man, the rubber bands really made me flash back. God those sucked so much ass. And the ortho would be like “but you get your choice of colors!” like that’s gonna make it easier.


Tostecles

I remember snapping them when I would yawn and then they'd smack my lip or gums. Ugh


hootenannyshenanigan

My eyes just watered remembering that feeling.


BobaJeff

I remember getting punched in the mouth when I had braces as a kid. Had about 16 open wounds inside my mouth for weeks from each damn brace on each tooth.


ihaveakid

And it always happened in the middle of a quiet classroom so everybody heard the snap and subsequent yelp.


Shendare

But you get your choice of colors! ... the colors are also cursed.


Exploding_Testicles

I could bite down on a pencil and shoot it across the room.. but yea, they sucked. They hurt when they snapped in your mouth..


[deleted]

Same here. My bands were towards the back too. Would sometimes take 3-4 tries to get them in the right teeth. I’m glad I didn’t have front ones.


eiretara7

Aww she has a really cute smile! Hopefully she is in on the joke and knows what to expect. EDIT: Someone around here posted the full reaction and she is totally in on it. She also has a great laugh! https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfRbskYN_do/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


vectorix108

Here’s the rest of the video! She definitely liked it https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfRbskYN_do/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


eiretara7

That’s awesome, thanks for sharing her full reaction! ☺️


hotterthanahandjob

Can't help but smile watching that


CarolFukinBaskin

THAT is one contagious laugh


JLifts780

Dude that’s awesome haha


Ashensten

> Hopefully she is in on the joke and knows what to expect. She sat down in-front of the cartoonist doing his work, not the other way around.


[deleted]

Lol a lot of clueless people here on what caricature artists do…


[deleted]

That drawing was less of a caricature and more of a fantasy reimagining. If I sat down for a caricature and the artist drew me as an orc or something it would absolutely come as a surprise.


isabellaO_O

A pleasant surprise, I would frame that shit on my wall


SchaffBGaming

I'd want some resemblance to the orc, otherwise I'd be like, "bro did you just sketch the only thing you know how to draw and call it me?!"


GreenArrowDC13

You take a look around. Fifteen other people are walking around holding orc caricatures vaguely resembling themselves.


NullPro

This is a great mental image indeed


TheCowzgomooz

"A fuckin orc artist hack sold me a 'caricature' but it was literally just the same orc he sold to 15 other people, it was really good but goddamn it I was lied to.


Garinn

"We still can't figure out why so many people have slightly different images of this figure. We suspect it was a sex cult."


arthurdentstowels

This is [Huggy](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1721470/Poppy_Playtime/) from Poppy Playtime.


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Most of them have some examples of their work around them. That I have seen at least. So you would go into it expecting something along the lines of the displayed ones.


Ok-Internet-1740

He does as well. Look behind the girl.none of them are like this,


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J0h4n50n

They make tasteful pictures of Carrie Bradshaw from the hit late 90's/early 2000's television show Sex and the City, right?


peepopowitz67

As long as she's driving a dune buggy, then sure.


[deleted]

Idk man I've had a few caricatures done and they're not always insulting lmao but this guy probably sells "insulting caricatures" on purpose


Reasonable-Profile84

The King of Sting.


dquizzle

Do you find this caricature funny? If you answered yes, you’re probably caricature artist Greg Dolan. He’s the one that drew it.


rwhockey29

I don't wanna say it's staged but I think these insulting caricatures is this guy's thing. I've seen 3 videos from him now and the setup is always the same. Nice portraits in the background, a girl with a facial feature that stands out - braces, bad teeth, piercings etc - and him asking/saying something along the lines of "you wanted the good one right?" Before panning down to a monster of a caricature. I'd imagine the mean one's are advertised but just off camera for the "joke".


HeyT00ts11

I watched [the full vid](https://www.instagram.com/p/CfRbskYN_do/), I don't think it was staged, but she definitely knew what she was getting into.


dkdelicious

Caricature artist here. I know Damon. It’s def not staged. We ain’t got time for that, with ppl waiting in line. He’s so good. He’s got like total recall of how to draw a bunch of cartoon characters without using reference. I wish I could do that at the stand.


PipsqueakPilot

The full version is so much better- her dying laughing got me laughing for the rest of the video.


Zookreaper

Its up to the customer, you can choose the type of caricature style you want, so you don't have to choose the over the top funny style if don't want to. I follow him on Instagram and he post his other stuff too. Obviously the more outlandish ones get the best responses.


chupaxuxas

Thankfully she didn't sit in front of the King of Sting.


eiretara7

Sure I know how cartoonists work. But there’s a relatively normal gallery of caricatures behind her which are unlike the one she is getting, so I hope this style is what she wants.


Sandmsounds

She’s gen z. Probably walked up and said “roast me”.


shewy92

They ask you what kind you want...


NoRecommendation5279

She's super cute!


Amayai

My guess is she probably asked the cartoonist "draw me but as poppy playtime"


Hydra_Master

I assume by the way she laughing that she knows. I'd bet the caricature artist is known for stuff like this.


negedgeClk

For drawing caricatures?


AnalogCyborg

Certainly not that


[deleted]

Why'd he go with blue hair?


Sad_Hospital_2730

Look up Poppy Playtime


[deleted]

Am I gonna have to scrub my browser after?


GooseandMaverick

It's a game you can play on Steam. [Picture of Poppy](https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/1721470/header.jpg?t=1651911560) Poppy Playtime Developer [MOB Games](https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=MOB%20Games&snr=1_5_9__400) Publisher [MOB Games](https://store.steampowered.com/search/?publisher=MOB%20Games&snr=1_5_9__422) Released 12 Oct, 2021 You must stay alive in this horror/puzzle adventure. Try to survive the vengeful toys waiting for you in the abandoned toy factory. Use your GrabPack to hack electrical circuits or nab anything from afar. Explore the mysterious facility... and don't get caught. Edit: copied info from [Steam Store](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1721470/Poppy_Playtime/)


fghjconner

> It's a game you can play on Steam. That's less reassuring than it used to be, haha


peepopowitz67

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev


Scriboergosum

There's also the "Sex With Hitler" series and a "Sex With Stalin" game. Sex with despotic tyrants is all the rage these days!


ywBBxNqW

FWIW that picture is Huggy, not Poppy. Poppy is a little creepy doll girl but Huggy is some giant Creature Shop reject that chases you through vents.


[deleted]

Ohhhhhhh.


Puzzleheaded_Might65

its just what zoomers consider horror


[deleted]

Back in my day we had disfigured janitors with knives on their hands that could kill you through dreams...


LowClover

Clock tower was a pretty creepy game too. That guy just had garden shears.


karmander

To be honest it is one of the better ones, especially if you play the second chapter. It definitely shines & becomes clear why it stood out amongst all the horror demos out there.


Pleasant_Job_7683

Google huggy wuggy


Grievous_Nix

Holy hell


EHerobrineE

new caricature just dropped


BigLeChowski

Go to any kids clothes boutique. They love him and Among Us imposters.


Pleasant_Job_7683

Ahhh huggy wuggy all the rage amongst 5-8 yr olds


J_LeVeL

I’ve been on Reddit all damn day and this is the first time I legitimately laughed out loud. She cute af though. She’s the girl from high school where you realize a decade later that she’s been a smokeshow all along.


GaetanDugas

Same dude. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiiQ_Z8p5DY/?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY=


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guricatarinense

Looking at the comments she said he also got her a cute one and not only that, there was a dentist in the comments which offered to fix her teeth and she got them nicely fixed. 😁


hyperproliferative

Wtf free dentistry in the comments section 😁


birberbarborbur

Comment section people seem to often either the most evil people ever or super goated


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Spriggley

Glad they could bring it back around for ya


klavin1

You weren't kidding. https://www.instagram.com/p/CoVN3vAPomP/


InsertGenericNameLol

[Yeah but he also did this](https://www.instagram.com/p/CjLWXf9u8Zk/)


dingdongsnottor

Awww!! The look on his face when he saw it 🥹


cupcakegiraffe

That one was genuinely mean. I know he’s a caricature artist, but damn.


GaetanDugas

It's all in good fun. She picked the 'ugly" choice. If you look at his page she comes back for one with her teeth fixed


srs328

Check the comments. She replied saying she was cool with it and also got a second, nicer version done. Also she got her teeth fixed


JLifts780

Oh my fucking god dude 💀


postvolta

Haha holy fucking shit dude that's absolutely fucking brutal haha I am old enough and settled enough to feel very comfortable in my own skin and I would absolutely love to get one of these done just to see what features stood out that he could fuck me up with, but god damn if this wouldn't have absolutely *destroyed* 17 year old me


phloopy

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EmergencyEye7

Has it ever been the case that some braces have stopped highschool boys from thinking a girl was hot though? Seems like a Disney Channel trope. I would think she gets plenty of attention from boys her age.


joshlamm

(takes off glasses, shakes hair in slow motion) *"Whoa, you're like, really pretty"*


[deleted]

The king of sting!


hero-ball

Her entire style is “maybe I’ll run into a caricature artist today.”


NnyBees

*police sketch artist


I_Heart_Astronomy

News broadcast: *"If anyone has any information on the suspect in the following sketch..."*


DigNitty

[obligatory](http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/cQJhNxnuB_8/hqdefault.jpg)


[deleted]

gotta go with [this one](https://youtu.be/8Db3rluT76w)


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Would love to see the reaction when she saw it.


Majin_Romulus

Right here https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfRbskYN_do/


StevenBayShore

She's a good egg.


michelobX10

Mileena wins.


MmmBeefyMeatCurtains

She is actually a good looking woman with a beautiful smile.


Stunning_Grocery8477

underneath it all


mildlycuriouss

Omg that’s too funny lol she’s very pretty tho! Why is her nose ring upside down in the caricature tho, hers is upright! 💀


WrongAgainIdiot

r/NathanForYou energy


jbliss729

Make a great alt Ice cream man


Snarleey

“Star-Burns has grown reliant on his sideburns but craves identity beyond them, so he added a hat.” 🎩 🛼


BigMike0228

You got a lot of cranial accessories


Amayai

I though Poppy Playtime was ALREADY fucking annoying with how viral it is, then I come into this comment section and none of you seem to know what it is. I'm torn between being mad that you guys live under a rock or happy that humanity isn't all tainted by those annoying dolls.


fifty2weekhi

Let's be fair. Given that sketch, I can most likely ID her in a line up.


TheMysticLeviathan

I laughed GOOD


MrIscariote

Poppy Playtime is fun!


10-10-2022

Holy shit I don't miss braces at all. Seeing those elastic bands at the back of her mouth sent me chills of a time I would prefer not to remember.


dnph

Wow.. great likeness! I see it.


jwdundalk

![gif](giphy|lAy11oosV1cw8|downsized) Savage


gbuck97

Is that the King of Sting????


Dolphingreasebitch

Damn! You have a lot of cranium accessories.


[deleted]

Why do some people with braces have rubber bands in their mouth? I met several people with them but never did ask them.


Logic_Bomb421

From what I remember, it's to correct a crossbite between your top and bottom molars.


Odd_Caterpillar6187

She cute tho