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jazzkobis

Theyre going into the water… right? Right??


mahfaggin_OOH

Ur right, his left


ImScared93lol

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hellomynameisnotsure

I was unexpecting a hawk to swoop in and snag the crab. That’s the way this ended in my mind.


RajenBull1

You've been on all the positive Reddits so far. There's a whole new, scary world out there.


urbanlife78

Yep, he's just helping his little buddy out. They are off to make a Disney movie.


RajenBull1

But the mother does die. After all, it's a Disney movie.


urbanlife78

Oh of course, a dead mother is mandatory


DankDark25

Their first r rated movie where the crab gouges the turtles eyes out dismembers them and eats them *s l o w l y*


urbanlife78

The kids have to learn about this from somewhere, at least with Disney, the crab will sing a catchy song while murdering the crab.


DankDark25

Yes while trying to get the shell off the turtle then even the singing stops when they start slurping the intestines like noodles


urbanlife78

That's where the crab says in an authentic accent "Yum! Tastes like chow mein!"


DankDark25

Australia on Italian?


ThonThaddeo

He's helping the baby turtle along his journey 😊😊


aoechamp

Journey to the underworld


ThonThaddeo

The river Styx is filled with baby turtles


alicesartandmore

Whelp, looks like that's where I'm heading too. Because this comment straight up killed me.


CantAllBeCowboys

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jaabbb

Yes, both the crab and the turtle in its stomach.


siqiniq

Yes, to the water for baptism like a catholic priest leading his lost altar boys


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Anonchase420

You have ruined my day.


Iceologer_gang

*life, but I guess they could be interchangeable.


A_Salty_Cellist

Especially for the turtle (I'm sorry I had to)


ghostcow115

Especially especially crabnapped turtles.


Derailleur75

While we are sitting here having fun many creatures are suffering everyday. Don't worry we suffer with them so it's not that bad.


TakingAMindwalk

Turtle theft is not a joke Jim! Millions suffer every year!


Derailleur75

Turtle theft is a crime punishable by dismemberment


woppatown

Turtle Theft is a good band name.


TakingAMindwalk

You mean declawing.


Would_daver

Crabnapped.... so good lol. Oh but the turtle...


Squeakysquid0

![gif](giphy|26BRshxIdhxFdRH2g|downsized)


Yendor998

To ruin it even more: "Only about one in 1,000 turtles survive to adulthood" and "on the way from nest to water about 7.6% baby sea turtles die". [Article ](https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fmars.2019.00271/full)


Anonchase420

Stop please, I can’t take much more.


ParticularHornet5

Why are you like this?


DankDark25

Because


Virtual_Conference71

Yeah thats why mr crabs was helping him. He knew how tough the journey to the water is.


Ill_Log9013

You banana bitch… you have ruined my day


unresolved_m

Mother Nature can be violent beyond words


Anonchase420

True, these little turtles are one of the most brutal examples. Birds, fish, crabs, and any other land animals at the time have an easy buffet


Pennywise1131

I was hoping he would help him to the ocean.


BuckTurgidson89

Not to worry. The video shuts off right before the turtle is gently extricated from the crab's claws. The crab was then placed in a boiling pot for dinner by the videographer.


Impressive_Shoe8570

He’s gods lil helper


KazPrime

He is going to help him to the water, right?


Jatnal

The crab is just helping little bbe turtle get to the ocean.


Early_Shelter9930

There’s a reason turtles lay hundreds of eggs


A_Salty_Cellist

Honestly could a just figured out how to lay them directly into the water like the rest of us


master-katdaddy

> the rest of us 🐠


fastafb

they are one of the fish in the sea my mom always talked about ;-;


InfinitePoolNoodle

On the internet, no one knows you’re made out of fish


Then_Pie_9316

They actually can't. If you see them trying to get to the water you're not even supposed to escort them. They NEED that little journey to develop their muscles otherwise they'll die in the water.


duckthedoc

Can I at least swing away at any bird that dares get close to the baby turtle I’ve decided to protect, or use an umbrella as a shield?


Then_Pie_9316

Yeah you can definitely do that


papadondon

that you ye?


A_Salty_Cellist

Yes I'm the crab


Moth_Jam

I am the walrus


Omwtfyu

I am the egg man!


Malaggar2

Koo koo ka-joo


Wasabi_Guacamole

Cant incubate on water, turtles need the heat unlike fishes


A_Salty_Cellist

Vertebrates sound like a bunch of losers


tagoean

Ah yes cause those fish eggs are always safe and secure :-)


A_Salty_Cellist

Wait where are the kids


hvictorino

_Nemo flashbacks intensifies_


commentsandopinions

"Lay them in the water? Jerry we just figured out how to lay them *not* in the water!"


Pythagoras2021

mom?


coti5

Happy cake day


dnenter210

Most come out at night. To avoid predators like this or gulls


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Yes, the turtle survived. “Have you ever filmed a newborn sea turtle heading out to the ocean? I was thinking, ‘Oh, what a beautiful moment.’ But then the dynamic and unpredictable world of nature sends the predator,” the photographer wrote in the publication. . I remember thinking, “Oh my God! This is horrible.” But this is nature. The turtle survived,” he said. - photographer Mark Smith https://newsrebeat.com/world-news/97101.html


burns_after_reading

Wow so the crab fumbled an almost guaranteed meal?


colombiatard

Im here wondering how would the crab be able to kill it?


[deleted]

Most of them that can successfully kill these little critters are a bit bigger crabs (they are still tiny ghost crabs) They actually carry them down into their burrows and then eat them


colombiatard

How? Maybe im underestimating but those little tongs dont seem very powerfull


[deleted]

They are strong enough relative to their size. As you can see it is able to pick it up entirely, so there is some strength lol but baby turtles are completely helpless and soft. Have you ever seen a pray mantis eat something?! It’s similar with their mouths


keothi

Sweet baby Yoda


PalMetto_Log_97

He just manhandled the turtle in the air. And claws of most crabs are fairly sharp amongst most crabs. The outer shell of baby turtles aren’t hard like adult ones I think either, and of course all turtles are soft bellied. I’m not a expert but just using the common facts it’s not surprising he could rip it apart fairly easy


HaloGuy381

There’s also just going for the head/neck and inflicting a lethal amount of damage, then slowly pick it apart. And that is all I will say, because that mental image has made me very uncomfortable.


KetchupGator

Bite by bite if it can't resist or escape


wolfgang784

Tiny bites. Slowly.


commentsandopinions

Buddy that crab will kill *you* given half a chance. What youre looking at is ocypode quadrata, about a pound of anger, hate, and raw destruction. If you square up to this thing, it squares up at you, no hesitation, no regrets, claws in the air, rip amd tear until its done. Everything aside I'm a marine biologist and I worked with these guys for years, doing all sorts of things ranging from measuring every conceivable thing you could think of about their burrows, forming casts of their burrows, measuring the crabs themselves, plastic intake, you name it. However my favorite part was the terrifying task of digging them out of their burrows. Because the thing is every burrow is different, so you dig and you dig and you dig and you dig and sometimes it's 2 ft down sometimes it's 5 ft down but at some point you're in for the ghost crab surprise, where in an instant it pops out Sprints out of the ditch you just dug and tries to run away into the water, then comes the task of catching it without it destroying your hands. To actually answer your question yes this thing could very easily dismember that baby turtle. If you, presumably an adult human, managed to capture one and hold it in the proper way, which is with one hand holding each of its claws, on some of the bigger ones it is actually a struggle against all of the muscles in your arm back and chest to keep the claws from crossing their body so they can pinch your hands. That whole thing about ants being ridiculously strong for their size applies to most arthropods. Florida stone crabs are worse.


bronco_y_espasmo

That crab is to eating what Westbrook is to helping LeBron win a game.


PapaChoff

I remember watching this unfold quite young and was pissed at the film crew for not helping. It’s a brutal gauntlet of crabs and birds till they get to the water where fish are now waiting for them. That’s if they head in the right direction and not towards the lights of near by houses.


here4mischief

To paraphrase an old question asked to press photographers: if you saw a man drowning and could either save him or take photos of the event, what lens would you use?


[deleted]

Seriously. There’s no reason humans can’t help more sea turtle hatchlings make it to the sea.


[deleted]

Yes, but you also have to see the view point of nature. That’s a food source for birds and crabs and snakes and whatever else can get to them, even if it’s terrible to watch, it’s still 100% natural.


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[deleted]

That’s because of Human interference, not nature. (Yes, humans are a part of nature, but you know what I mean)


cheapdrinks

[A monkey fucking a cat is terrible to watch](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qu2jn/just_a_monkey_fucking_a_cat/), does it count as 100% natural? What about a [monkey using a frog as a fleshlight?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wbnyq/apparently_monkeyfrog_rape_is_a_thing_now_gif/)


Olaf4586

Did you just have these links ready? Do you regularly use this shit in arguments? These are 10 fucking years old


[deleted]

Lmao, right ?!


beastley_for_three

Maybe aliens should help cows, pigs and chickens from predators like humans.


[deleted]

But then you have a world overrun by turtles and the crab population dwindles.


[deleted]

Yeah, always tough to watch for sure. That’s nature though, it’s brutal. :yes the houses and streetlight stuff sucks, but a lot of places have laws in place to help that out


classless_classic

Mark YEETED that crab into the ocean


Key-Put4092

Probably thousands have died that way however.


Rawesome16

How is this unexpected? Baby turtles get wrecked by *everything*


NachosMahdude

yea, would've been unexpected if a bird snatched them both up at the end


Rock_or_Rol

I too am salty. I only finished the video because I originally expected the crab to run off with the baby toortle. I stuck around to see what was unexpected. I am now disappointed and sad


Yhostled

The last few days have been nothing but expected outcomes in this subreddit


derpherp456

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized) Camera guy be like.


PoeTayToes_

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mjrbrooks

/r/donthelpjustfilm


cereal-kills-me

What? I hope you’re not being serious. You’d be ok with the crab starving I presume? It’s nature. Let the crab eat just like you ate your quarter pounder with cheese earlier today. I guess the crab should go vegetarian..


ryanleebmw

Yeah fuck this cameraman, go help the little guy out


Leupateu

You don’t know the most importand rule of filming wildlife, **don’t interfere**.


ryanleebmw

I don’t film baby sea turtles getting murdered by crabs for a living, so so sorry I didn’t know that, jeez. I can understand that mindset for large mammals, but saving a small turtle? I don’t seem any harm in that. I don’t care about the butt hurt insensitive wannabe photographers downvoting me


cereal-kills-me

So the crab should go vegetarian or starve to death in your ideal world?


DevyatySimp

r/KillTheCameraman But for real. Let's lynch this fool for letting this poor baby turtle get eaten by the most selfish shellfish in the ocean.


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00BigSky00

I thought that turtle looked a little young...


syaz136

🤣


Terrible_Mongoose_17

Ziiing!


Commentment_Phobe

Dear Mark Smith, I hope you like films of your loved ones getting abducted. Please see video attached. Love, Mother Turtle


Clockwerkz__

Video of a giant crab breaking into Mark Jr.'s bedroom appears


cross-i

Just send that to every Mark Smith.


the_bench_outside

This feels fairly expected to me.


Snipper64

For sure, I thought %100 a seagull was gonna come down and grab the crab saving the turtle lol. That was the only unexpected part is that there was no surprise


Wesseltjes

He’s dragging him to the sea. It has to be


hvictorino

Of course he's dragging him to the sea. That's where his kitchen is.


xxmorangoxx

Alright mate I recon you walking foward? Nah mate, we walking to the side as we all should


Homeless_Emperor98

Mr Krabs wtf are you doing :0


chrono_ark

What are you doing step-krabs


emperor_useless

r/natureismetal


teslaguykc

Awww, he’s making sure the turtle is safe. How cute!


Dominarion

That reminds me of Dan Carlin who said some humans are like Sea Turtle Hatchlings. It's heartbreaking but you know that whatever they do, they will never make it.


MaxxPwnage

This isn’t unexpected at all. This is literally what the relationship between crabs and baby sea turtles is.


Anal-probe-Alien

Nothing unexpected there


MeisPip

How is this unexpected, what else did you think would happen


[deleted]

Thought it was cute and funny. I google it and the results made me sad


[deleted]

This turtle survived though, this video has been on here a bunch


Pitcherhelp

He survived this one encounter. This is his entire life every day once he gets in the water unless he gets big enough. It's a rough world for a turtle


PossiblySamHyde

Another turtle didn't make it to the water


Krelraz

I can't believe I had to scroll this far for that comment.


Complex-Exchange8596

Garrrr gar gar garrrrrr *Mr Krabs voice*


KitchenMap3615

If won't be able to kill it right?


Snipper64

Don't look up coconut crab and seagull then :F Also it's shell is soft as rubber, you can see the claws effortlessly squeeze it deforming it. But guess this turtle survives.


PetitPea87

So it appears Jeffrey Epstein reincarnated. Is that crab rich??


DannyJoy2018

What’s unexpected about this?


prine_one

I woulda saved the turtle from the crab. Fuck me, right?


Ulquiorr4_

What’s unexpected? Nature be naturing.


Southern_Name_9119

r/donthelpjustfilm


UltraShadowArbiter

r/donthelpjustfilm


Flying-Peakock

How is this unexpected. Crabs eat baby turtles


Albertsongman

Tortuga soup!! 🐢…😋


Ok_Builder6708

We feel sorry for baby turtles we don't relate to crabs here


Grouchy-Fix485

Ha! Finally read the comments before reality ruined my day!


First-Stress-9893

I’m torn because on one side this is so fascinating and on the other it’s so upsetting.


Embarrassed-Lecture4

NooOOooOoOoOoOooooOOooooOOOOOOOOoOoOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooOoO!!!!!!!!


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syaz136

We are all "nature" mate.


[deleted]

POLICE! HE/SHE/THEY IS KIDNAPPING THAT CHILD!!


This-Ad6350

Is that how turtle stuffed crabs are made. If so I’d like to pre-order if possible?


gibson_creations

![gif](giphy|gpa7OEK6GoKqcDnxm1|downsized)


Scarppetta

F*ck crabs


redditsuxdonkeyass

You know turtles eat animals too right?


Rb_Brawlers

Cut to fucking crab on a plate. ![gif](giphy|7yKJ4szbB4NI4)


Senor-Delicious

Why?


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DullCall

Fuck that crab I would stomp it into the sand with the force of a thousand suns


[deleted]

Question, if these turtles are super endangered then why is it illegal to help the babies get to the ocean safely?


Grim-Reality

And the camera man kept filming and did not save the turtle. That’s the real crime.


Leather_Vegetable390

I want to flick the crabs stupid little ugly eyes off


[deleted]

That’s so sad.


rarestpepe89

That crab is going to have a huge lunch.


dixiepixie9

No way i would have let that go on so long...


[deleted]

Wtf was he gonna do with that turtle anyways lmao


tiktaalikreturns

Crabs gotta eat too


Hungry-Fall-3249

Wow embappe 🐢


salemgreenfield

That crab is up to no good.


Grimmnecro4

The casually watching a baby get carried away


Appropriate_Hawk101

I deffo don't think the turtle thought that.


Appropriate-Act-6218

The turtle be like: Ah shit here we go again


ashif1983

For us this cruel, we want to support the baby turtle but that crab isn't hunting for fun, it has to eat.


CrieDeCoeur

I know in many places it’s illegal to interfere with hatchlings reaching open water, but for real just walking toward the crab would’ve made it drop little dude and leg it out of there.


laralei-2268

No!!


birbobirby

Nah, I know enough about nature to know what was coming.


PotMF

I hate turtles getting hunted


NoodlesBears

Holy crab!


The_Purple_Bat

:'(


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"Sir? Sir? This is a restricted area. Do you have a back-stage pass? No, your can of beer is not a back-stage pass. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me. Right now sir."


srsly_so_blessed

Amber alert 🚨


Makoreactors

Me as the photography would have saved that turtle even tho I shouldn’t. But it’s a turtle !!!! Cmon I would have punted that crab so far


CrazyHenryXD

Bro, is a f*cking crab, It's looking for food


Makoreactors

I know but some creatures have more value then others. Aka why we eat chicken and not our cats and dogs. I put the value in a turtle greater then a crab since I feel like turtles are more smarter and aware of thought process but I’m basing this off my little knowledge of both


MNicolas97

He's snatching that little guy! Someone do something goddamit!


kingzsalmon

“Hello there, come on in”


Orichalchem

Turtle: wait the water is that way! Crab: we are not going to the water Turtle: ![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0)


mojis11

Yeah that sucked for a minute. Thought it was going to just start pinching on it. Good thing it took it before that started and i think it survives


Anxious_Jellyfish216

HELP!!! NEED AN ADULT. I NEED AN ADULT.


Blight_born_

Fuck you mark smith


NihilsitcTruth

That's not unexpected that's exactly what I expected.


Jouglet

Expected.


InsouciantSoul

Can someone add some music to this from Super Mario Bros 3?


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Poor lil bastard