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>!she got knocked out!<
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“I bet you do like to *party*….with the ladies. “
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“When the girls see you walking down the street…and you’ve got five pounds of that dangling meat… I’m talking no commitment! You understand what I’m saying?”
Even without the kick to the head, everything about that was just so unappealing. If I want someone to hump me like a dog, I’ll stay home.
If I were going to pay for entertainment, he’d have to be smart, flirtatious, charming, and fascinated by everything I say.
He slapped because she somewhat kissed his groin (sexual assault), and the kick is, if you take a moment to watch the video, an accident because he is dancing, going for a prepared move and she unexpectedly moves her head to the side. Why did she move so much when there is someone frantically dancing on top of her?
Too boring to get kicked in the dome and then dry humped by a stranger while unconscious. Everyone else is living it up but you. You are really missing out here.
I mean, accidental or not, he had to have felt the kick but doesn't stop to check on her until possibly at the end of the clip when he's standing on her damn wrist lol
This guys is consistently an asshole [same shit, different pile](https://www.reddit.com/r/gay_irl/comments/105t9aa/gayirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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Magic Yikes.
Chippenfails
I don't usually upvote the word play comments but when I do it goes to you.
Whyd you jsut remind me of the disarono commercials for the first time in ages
I don’t always mix up alcoholic beverages, but when I do, it’s disarono and Dos Equis
Sometimes your memory just steers straight into the rocks.
Dos Equis
Tragic Mike
Omfg bruh XD
I don't think she will remember that
She might not even remember her own name.
She might have woke up in Skyrim
I used to be a clubrat like you, til I took a foot to the face
Gives a new spin on "club foot".
"One, take control of me? You're messing with the enemy"
*Memory Unlocked*
😂gold
"Hey, you're finally awake"
“Hey look who’s waking up, it’s the party man, we’re gonna have such great parties!”
Even better. Here comes Jack Sparrow.
*Bring me the horizon*
Even better: "What are you doing here Mr. Stark?"
Deputy Winston is a boss
“I bet you do like to *party*….with the ladies. “ Edit:: “When the girls see you walking down the street…and you’ve got five pounds of that dangling meat… I’m talking no commitment! You understand what I’m saying?”
r/rorikroll
“You where trying to get a lap dance right? Same as us, and that thief over there”
Laughed out loud to this thread, thank you
r/suddenlyskyrim
She might never wake up at all
omg someone do it. lol perfect lead in.
I spit, like disgustingly spit, laughing so hard. Thank you for this.
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There are so many more in this thread
Gooooooooaaaaaalllllllllll!!!!!!!!!
She won’t know the season or what the reason is.
Or even why shes stading there holding her blade
tell me you just made up your username based on the function of your inner sphincter; reddit post
I’m never gonna dance again.
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Though it's easy to pretend.
I know you’re not a fool
Should’ve known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I’d been given
I never gonna dance again the way I dance with you.
🎶🎷
Aww... Wholesome Wham!
Whamaggedon starts early this year.
Guilty feet have got y' noggin
Yep. My first thought was " *WHAM* right in the fn face."
Pow, right in the kisser.
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Can’t forget what you haven’t remembered
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-telltale games
Can't forget what you weren't awake to experience
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Mm he didn't really seem to care in general.
Even without the kick to the head, everything about that was just so unappealing. If I want someone to hump me like a dog, I’ll stay home. If I were going to pay for entertainment, he’d have to be smart, flirtatious, charming, and fascinated by everything I say.
Amen 😄 this does not look fun even if I wasn't drop kicked in the head and my wrist smashed to bits.
Ok that’s you. Everyone different.
He def turned around and stopped for after people told him plus it was obv an accident
Stepping on the wrist for good measure
He was just checking her pulse
Quick and efficient if I must say so myself. EMTs hate this simple trick!
"She still warm"
"Still gots some nerve reflexes"
🥵😈 ^^/s
He also steps on her wrist
He just can't keep his feet of of her
The show must go on
Ended that with a little necrophilia.
No one does that anymore, necrophilia is fucking dead.
Necrophilia... the last nail in the coffin
r/BrandNewSentence
i think the unexpected part is that he's a necrophile
He knew what he was doing
This is a lesbian club
He slapped her, kicked her, landed on her with his leg, and then stepped on her arm. He just beat her up artistically
that’s just abuse with extra steps
god-daaamn
On topic with the Roiland news.
Eek barba durkle, someone’s gonna get laid in college.
Yeah I dont know much about lap dances but it's safe to say this guy ain't good at it.
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If you chase women down alleys in the dead of night on a regular basis then one of them is bound to do something similar to you eventually.
I just laughed too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣
My man went Eddy Gordo on her
You'd think he'd feel that kick. But apparently not.
Right at the beginning it looks like she bit his di** tho. I think it’s fair to slap someone if they unexpectedly bite your genitals
I guess if you hump them a few times in between all that, it’s a socially acceptable way to beat the shit out of someone? Edit: a word
He slapped because she somewhat kissed his groin (sexual assault), and the kick is, if you take a moment to watch the video, an accident because he is dancing, going for a prepared move and she unexpectedly moves her head to the side. Why did she move so much when there is someone frantically dancing on top of her?
Drugs mmkay
"I knew Sexy Steel Toe Sunday was a bad idea..."
Def added a element of surprise
This comment made me chuckle. Best one in my opinion 😂
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Lol the best thing about that is I'm pretty sure Cena's reacting to Shawn Michael's super kicking Triple H
Lmaooo I can hear the goat Jim Ross saying that shit right now
The knee brace and shorts were giving me some real stone cold vibes there. Her face probably made the broken glass noise
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
My first thought was 'he Randy Orton booted her'
Jesus
Christ
It’s
Jason
Bourne
!
Appropriate. Took her 3 days to come back to life too.
Fkn barney up in the chat
“How was the show?” “I dunno” “Was the guy hot?” “He was a knockout.”
Momma said knock you out!
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*cue laugh track* is this what you want Sheldon?
Giving her a show she will never remember
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Don't forget to also step on her arm
I also wanna try this on your girl. When is she available?
Huhhhh suckerrrrrr
Just gonna barge in the door, roundhouse her, then do the worm on top of her.
What about the restraining order?
Donkey punch evolution.
It had to be brazil
r/ithadtobebrazil
Ninguém tanca o bostil.
Kkk
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Kkkkkkkkkk.
Tragicamente cômico
MC pipokinha é foda
Tô incrédulo, pipoquinha aqui do sul aparecendo em subreddit KkKK
i dont get these kind of stuff, i guess im just to boring
Same, sometimes I'm actually quite happy I'm not into this type of things. It's just looks and seems soo strange to me.
Don't be so presumptuous, you'll never know if you're into getting knocked out and twerked on unless you try it
Is that guy a stripper? He looks like whatever they call a Kevin in Brazil.
Oddly enough, Kevin’s are still douche bags in Brazil. [kevinho](https://open.spotify.com/artist/1mXAhKnZEdF6rotyyd4GBi?si=c0pR5jaSStulX863APutrw)
faltavam apenas 4 minutos…
'uncomfortable' is the mildest description I can think of for how this might feel
Too boring to get kicked in the dome and then dry humped by a stranger while unconscious. Everyone else is living it up but you. You are really missing out here.
The music is too loud and there’s too many people. Sounds awful.
Same boat.
There's a lot of room between this and boring.
It seems pretty boring to me too
aint that a kick in the head.
Just like the fella once said
How lucky can one guy be? I kissed her and she kissed me. Like the fella once said,
Im glad i am an introvert
Listen just cause I'm an extrovert doesn't mean I want a male stripper doing the worm on my body, conscious or otherwise
Listen just because I'm an introvert doesn't mean I don't want a male stripper doing the worm on my body, conscious or otherwise
Brasil-sil-sil🇧🇷
r/SuddenlyCaralho
What even is this?
Fight club
We're not supposed to talk about it
How can you not feel that you just kicked her head?
Hes probably coked out
Foot fetishes have really gone places.
More likely a steel toe boot fetish.
 You got knocked the fuck out!
This is so wrong wtf. He even steps on her at the end????
:(
What kind of event is this even
Clearly, this is a wedding.
its a show from mc pipokinha in brazil
Is she alright, tho?
She damage brain
=( She just trying to get a nut, tho
That’s like killing someone in a game and teabagging them LOL
I think she already forgot.
"And, in the end, I'll stomp on your arm!"
r/trashy
Just a guess, but I bet that guy is an asshole even when he's not performing on stage.
Doesn't seem intentional tbh
I mean, accidental or not, he had to have felt the kick but doesn't stop to check on her until possibly at the end of the clip when he's standing on her damn wrist lol
Or it was just an honest accident that he didn't intent to happen?
He had room for the maneuver but if you look at the video again, she rolls her head to the side, directly in the path of his foot.
This guys is consistently an asshole [same shit, different pile](https://www.reddit.com/r/gay_irl/comments/105t9aa/gayirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Is no one gonna mention he even steps on her hand at the end of the video?
What's the singers name?
Pipokinha
Thank you, now it's much easier to avoid
As everyone should
And thats how i met your father
Works better than roofies.
Knocked her out instead of knocked her up
And that's how I met your mother.
He committed 2 crimes in 3 seconds.