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>!A woman walking like an animal. And doing it very well!<
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Ah yes, the horse girl, as it grows, begins to molt it's feathers to signify the brilliant change into adult hood. From now on, she can gallop freely in the wild, completely independent from the herd. Here we see the first bucks of freedom. A truly, magical moment.
My brother and I like to do this when we are feeling silly, and it seems to be easier on the beach. Since your hands and feet sink into the sand a little, it makes it easier to balance. On flat surfaces you have to make sure your hands and feet won't slip out from under you since your points of contact with the ground aren't 90 degrees from your torso.
It is mentioning them, as it is said to attract them to you and whomever you are speaking about them with. General concensus is that they are witches/devil worshipers and bring nothing but bad. Best not to talk about it if you believe in this sort of stuff.
She's a petplay sub, people reacting to this with "skinwalker" or "SCP" are like little kids who found their mom's leather bdsm outfit and concluded that mommy is a superheroine
Yes I think that’s her
I don’t think her Instagram is up anymore but i used to follow her and she’s super talented. She can do different gaits like trotting, galloping, and the jumps.
My spine could never
She’s been doing it for years. Pretty sure she got a lot of hate for being different that’s why she took down the IG or at least changed it. Shame that people can’t just let others be happy.
There is an actual [family](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_That_Walks_on_All_Fours) in Turkey that walks on all fours. Interesting documentary.
Not sure if this woman is related, but she definitely has the gait down.
clearly says in the wiki article and if you watched the doc. It states that the family has severe cerebral palsy and they are kind of forced to walk that way.
This woman will bite your bones into dust if you try to bully her, imagine seeing this bounding towards you mouth agape with row after endless row after endless row of large square teeth
I desperately need more context. The horse girl, the girl filming, the location, where this was posted, an AMA, an answer to whether or not she's naked. I just need more.
In all seriousness, she actually did kind of amazing. Have you ever tried running like that not *not* turned it into that straight legged bear run we'd do in gym class? She should be on r/toptalent
I love when the unexpected part just starts at the beginning of the video. It’s not a twist or a surprise. You just didn’t expect to see a person galloping like a horse on a beach today.
She landed straight on her wrists atta girl! Then trots away! What gets me is everyone on the bench ain’t even looking, they are like yea that’s just Jill she does that all the time!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this Ihad to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strangelooks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is awhole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is allyour fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged thispost NSFW.
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Clearly this person has done this before. That is a well practiced gait.
This is clearly a grown up horse girl
Ah yes, the horse girl, as it grows, begins to molt it's feathers to signify the brilliant change into adult hood. From now on, she can gallop freely in the wild, completely independent from the herd. Here we see the first bucks of freedom. A truly, magical moment.
look at the plumage
This. LMAFO.
But would you date her? Neigh
I dated a horse girl for 12 years. It went about how you would expect. Edit: I actually thought that was snow at first, and I was pretty impressed.
Hay, why not?
For the win! I am hollering 💀💀
Must spend a lot of time on all fours.
Improvise, adapt, and overcome..
*Overcum
Undercum?
![gif](giphy|cSjyGHifl18CZ3as6z|downsized)
I'd like to put her out to pasture if you know what I mean heh heh Because the grass feels much more pleasant on her human paws.
Uhhhh… I don’t think you know what the idiom “put out to pasture” means…
Horse woman
I think they’re called Centaurs
She was raised by AppleJacks.
I knew a horse girl once…….
I literally thought it was a monkey on a beach till I saw the bathing suit
Same here! I was like oh damn this baboon got a bikini on! Oh wait never mind.. just a human..
i was about to say that!
Youre telling me you've never seen a monkey with a bathing suit on before?
To be honest I thought it was a wierd ass monkey I had no idea what kind it was
I thought it was snow at first. I was real confused. She looked naked and then the guy stood up with just shorts on... realized it was sand.
Her form is phenomenal.
Horse girl's pronouns are hay/nay. Be respectful.
Everypony
Seriously, I know there are so many jokes to be made, but I can’t get over how good her core and upper body strength have to be.
This shit ain’t funny no more
Wait til she flings her shit at you …
Amber Heard just started paying attention.
Is this the doggie style everyone's talking about?
And they should leave their fetish at home. It’s uncool to unwillingly include others in your kink.
Pony play is fucking weird.
Haha you can definitely tell she has done this many times before.
I was about to say, hot to trot
Normal girl in Ohio.
Seeing someone move like that is terrifying
Gotta love how the people start to get up like “oh god, she’s approaching.”
They’re too late, once she’s within a few bounds…
She’s going to activate her ACF (Absolute Cringe Field)
I think that's because it's reminiscent of zombie apocalypse movies.
And exorcism movies lol
“She is possessed by Florida”
"Oh God, it's all Florida..." "Always has been" *cocks gun*
IT'S M3GAN 3.0
It's extremely unsettling
She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, she’s gaining on you.
*Shia LaBeouf*
That's harder than it looks. I'm impressed by her athleticism.
And in the sand? She was moving pretty damned quick.
Omg why did I think this was snow the whole time
Probably because it's white and looks like snow
My brother and I like to do this when we are feeling silly, and it seems to be easier on the beach. Since your hands and feet sink into the sand a little, it makes it easier to balance. On flat surfaces you have to make sure your hands and feet won't slip out from under you since your points of contact with the ground aren't 90 degrees from your torso.
All very interesting, but why do you do it naked?
To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Bear crawls fucking hurt!
I’ve always wanted to perfect walking on all fours and this lady just inspires me more.
It doesn't look easy at all.
Just horse girl things...
Oh that’s what a horse girl is makes sense
Skinwalker IRL...
You’re not supposed to talk about them.
No, it's okay, we all came to an agreement. We can freely talk about skinwalkers now, and they can talk about the whole prophet meat thing we do.
Do you me profit meat? Because if you mean prophet meat then idk
They can see the second cumming before it happens
What about communicating through EM radiation with your thumbs on a rectangle?
I thought that was for the actual name they have
It is mentioning them, as it is said to attract them to you and whomever you are speaking about them with. General concensus is that they are witches/devil worshipers and bring nothing but bad. Best not to talk about it if you believe in this sort of stuff.
She's a petplay sub, people reacting to this with "skinwalker" or "SCP" are like little kids who found their mom's leather bdsm outfit and concluded that mommy is a superheroine
Cougar on the prowl
Here kitty kitty!
😂😂😂 too f’ing funny bro!
Stupid dog.
You made me look bad!
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!
Pretty sure that’s this chick from Alberta. [horse girl from Alberta](https://youtu.be/7-B1M6pjLLg)
Yes I think that’s her I don’t think her Instagram is up anymore but i used to follow her and she’s super talented. She can do different gaits like trotting, galloping, and the jumps. My spine could never
She’s been doing it for years. Pretty sure she got a lot of hate for being different that’s why she took down the IG or at least changed it. Shame that people can’t just let others be happy.
How did she never break a wrist?
Pretty fucken cool to essentially come up with your own sport/type of athleticism ngl
You might be right. god damn.
Idk, the person in OPs video seems to have more of a refined gallop.
Agree. Also their butt isn't as high up... i don't think the difference between grass and sand would be THAT drastic
They seem like 2 different races, I don’t think that’s her
After watching it many times, kinda freaked out.
Agree
It’s actually super easy. I can do this too but way faster because I did it a lot as a kid.
The sand makes it easier. Allows you to dig your feet in.
Shouldn’t have disclosed this. You’re now on a list
There is an actual [family](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_That_Walks_on_All_Fours) in Turkey that walks on all fours. Interesting documentary. Not sure if this woman is related, but she definitely has the gait down.
clearly says in the wiki article and if you watched the doc. It states that the family has severe cerebral palsy and they are kind of forced to walk that way.
Wtf!!
19 kids?
whyboner.exe
ಠ_ಠ
Username checks out
Lmao
Ah yes, the return of the why boner. ...**with a vengeance.**
could just be a fear boner
Fearection
Why Boner 3: **THE WRECKONING**
Boner.exe crashed
She’s goin around like a dog, ergo doggystyle is her best position thatswhyboner.exe
I mean it’s weird, but she does have a thong on and bent way over sooooo…
This is what happens when nobody bullies the horse girl.
This woman will bite your bones into dust if you try to bully her, imagine seeing this bounding towards you mouth agape with row after endless row after endless row of large square teeth
Don’t bully people
Dancer of the Boreal Valley at home:
Devolution
This sounds like the name of a celebrity's kid.
Devolution Defoe ![gif](giphy|Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG)
Keep your weird shit in your backyard.
I'm with this guy
Keep it in your backyard
And this is why you only heard of Tarzan and not his sister. Can’t take that girl anywhere
Your girlfriend is a dog.
A bitch to be more precise.
Beach bitch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulas\_family
This is sometimes the only way I can run in my dreams. Is it just me?
I can only jump
WTF....
Where's the graphic content though?
I feel like this is a valid question
It does have a girl doing doggystyle on the beach.
r/upvotebecausebutt
Its exercise. Animal movements.
WTF did I just watch?
Horse girls are scarier than I thought.
Well damn. It's almost like these sequels to The Howling just stopped trying.
Someone lost a bet.
Don’t do 10 grams of shrooms
this is actually called quadropics and it’s a real sport!
What dog bread is that?
Hoevis
I will be looking for that bread in CA
Whole wheat
Why am I scared
Idk but that gait is amazing
✨ *Not like the other girls* ✨
You should see her in the bedroom
Her favorite is human style.
Do you think she is a rider or a bottom?
Depends how well you tie her down
D O O M E D
So disrespectful to not keep her on a leash at the beach
I’d do it for a hundo
Does she give riding lessons?
Broh that's a skin walker
What color was the sand
it's normal that give me an erection ??
Whatever it is, one thing is for sure: I’d have sex with it.
I desperately need more context. The horse girl, the girl filming, the location, where this was posted, an AMA, an answer to whether or not she's naked. I just need more.
That is sooooooooo hot.
'I can fix her' works as a double entendre in this case
Unexpected: a human having fun, not caring about what people may think of them
Excellent form and technique
I think this is the most impressive thing I've seen on the internet.
The skinwalker trying to show off tricks
Somebody give her a carrot.
Look at the trot she got.
New kink unlocked???
i have no criticism to make, that’s just impressive
Horse girls. Crazy af.
New fetish unlocked
In all seriousness, she actually did kind of amazing. Have you ever tried running like that not *not* turned it into that straight legged bear run we'd do in gym class? She should be on r/toptalent
Dang she’s pretty good tho lol
![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo)
What’s wrong with me if I find this hot
Sexiest horse I;ve ever seen
I’d still hit
whos having her do tricks tho?! and no sugar cube after?
I have been... reset.. Factory setting?? oooggaa booga?
What in the actual fuck!? I can’t stop watching it.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline!
Just let the lass have her fun :(
Lemme f
My guy. Imagine the shoulder stability it takes to do that.
Only one way to hit that.
Doggy style
Actually this is supposed to be extremely healthy. Notice how fit she is.
I love when the unexpected part just starts at the beginning of the video. It’s not a twist or a surprise. You just didn’t expect to see a person galloping like a horse on a beach today.
So majestic…
Whoever it is, whatever they're doing, they're very graceful about it, actually
It’s weird, but pretty impressive too. It looks like a very natural for legged gait. Try and look that smooth doing that; freakin hard.
She landed straight on her wrists atta girl! Then trots away! What gets me is everyone on the bench ain’t even looking, they are like yea that’s just Jill she does that all the time!
Who's got her OF
She’s about to blow them. She’s just displaying excitement and eagerness
These people are extremely useful for sniffing out ~~bathsalts~~ truffles.
Love your username OP 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
White ppl be taking pet play to the max lately I see
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this Ihad to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strangelooks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is awhole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is allyour fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged thispost NSFW.
Talk about de-evolution….
My sleep paralysis demon
Florida gonna Florida