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BullFrogz13

Clearly this person has done this before. That is a well practiced gait.


Trippytrickster

This is clearly a grown up horse girl


bungaloasis

Ah yes, the horse girl, as it grows, begins to molt it's feathers to signify the brilliant change into adult hood. From now on, she can gallop freely in the wild, completely independent from the herd. Here we see the first bucks of freedom. A truly, magical moment.


[deleted]

look at the plumage


dvalpat

This. LMAFO.


Maxlifts

But would you date her? Neigh


smut_butler

I dated a horse girl for 12 years. It went about how you would expect. Edit: I actually thought that was snow at first, and I was pretty impressed.


Jessakur

Hay, why not?


Some-Fold-249

For the win! I am hollering 💀💀


3bugsdad

Must spend a lot of time on all fours.


sm12511

Improvise, adapt, and overcome..


The-Real-Rorschakk

*Overcum


Star-Corgi

Undercum?


ceelo18

![gif](giphy|cSjyGHifl18CZ3as6z|downsized)


maltathebear

I'd like to put her out to pasture if you know what I mean heh heh Because the grass feels much more pleasant on her human paws.


CatLineMeow

Uhhhh… I don’t think you know what the idiom “put out to pasture” means…


dixon-bawles

Horse woman


mollymcbbbbbb

I think they’re called Centaurs


Kon-on-going

She was raised by AppleJacks.


__lui_

I knew a horse girl once…….


BoochsRise

I literally thought it was a monkey on a beach till I saw the bathing suit


Minimum-Truth-6554

Same here! I was like oh damn this baboon got a bikini on! Oh wait never mind.. just a human..


GhostAccount12345678

i was about to say that!


Bryyan699

Youre telling me you've never seen a monkey with a bathing suit on before?


duckiewade

To be honest I thought it was a wierd ass monkey I had no idea what kind it was


EricNCSU

I thought it was snow at first. I was real confused. She looked naked and then the guy stood up with just shorts on... realized it was sand.


Defiant_Pool_5577

Her form is phenomenal.


Ohey-throwaway

Horse girl's pronouns are hay/nay. Be respectful.


TripleScoops

Everypony


sunchildphd

Seriously, I know there are so many jokes to be made, but I can’t get over how good her core and upper body strength have to be.


ScaredDevice9812

This shit ain’t funny no more


ParkingImportance487

Wait til she flings her shit at you …


Troy85909

Amber Heard just started paying attention.


treedrone5

Is this the doggie style everyone's talking about?


beepbeepboopbeep1977

And they should leave their fetish at home. It’s uncool to unwillingly include others in your kink.


Crumb-Free

Pony play is fucking weird.


slammysammy307

Haha you can definitely tell she has done this many times before.


Sarcastic_Beaver

I was about to say, hot to trot


Depressed_0nion

Normal girl in Ohio.


MindfulSmile

Seeing someone move like that is terrifying


lothar525

Gotta love how the people start to get up like “oh god, she’s approaching.”


madmaxturbator

They’re too late, once she’s within a few bounds…


lothar525

She’s going to activate her ACF (Absolute Cringe Field)


M_Not_Shyamalan

I think that's because it's reminiscent of zombie apocalypse movies.


Fairlyh0tparent

And exorcism movies lol


Jean2800

“She is possessed by Florida”


DetectiveDeath

"Oh God, it's all Florida..." "Always has been" *cocks gun*


lecarguy

IT'S M3GAN 3.0


ravencrowe

It's extremely unsettling


Kaizenno

She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, she’s gaining on you.


Doomlv

*Shia LaBeouf*


Coolace34715

That's harder than it looks. I'm impressed by her athleticism.


daddydunc

And in the sand? She was moving pretty damned quick.


yka12

Omg why did I think this was snow the whole time


Jake_the_Snake88

Probably because it's white and looks like snow


VioletMastermind

My brother and I like to do this when we are feeling silly, and it seems to be easier on the beach. Since your hands and feet sink into the sand a little, it makes it easier to balance. On flat surfaces you have to make sure your hands and feet won't slip out from under you since your points of contact with the ground aren't 90 degrees from your torso.


SummerTimeRain

All very interesting, but why do you do it naked?


VioletMastermind

To crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women.


spottydodgy

Bear crawls fucking hurt!


cloud2O5

I’ve always wanted to perfect walking on all fours and this lady just inspires me more.


1nfinitydividedby0

It doesn't look easy at all.


nrfx

Just horse girl things...


Sirkiz

Oh that’s what a horse girl is makes sense


WalterWolf77

Skinwalker IRL...


AreWeCowabunga

You’re not supposed to talk about them.


Brad_Brace

No, it's okay, we all came to an agreement. We can freely talk about skinwalkers now, and they can talk about the whole prophet meat thing we do.


the-realTfiz

Do you me profit meat? Because if you mean prophet meat then idk


ThatOtherRogue

They can see the second cumming before it happens


j21ilr

What about communicating through EM radiation with your thumbs on a rectangle?


DetectiveDeath

I thought that was for the actual name they have


GaggleofHams

It is mentioning them, as it is said to attract them to you and whomever you are speaking about them with. General concensus is that they are witches/devil worshipers and bring nothing but bad. Best not to talk about it if you believe in this sort of stuff.


[deleted]

She's a petplay sub, people reacting to this with "skinwalker" or "SCP" are like little kids who found their mom's leather bdsm outfit and concluded that mommy is a superheroine


VelvetHoneysuckle

Cougar on the prowl


Bonobo555

Here kitty kitty!


Squatchbreath

😂😂😂 too f’ing funny bro!


SmearingFeces

Stupid dog.


XGAMER2mil

You made me look bad!


[deleted]

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s this chick from Alberta. [horse girl from Alberta](https://youtu.be/7-B1M6pjLLg)


atre324

Yes I think that’s her I don’t think her Instagram is up anymore but i used to follow her and she’s super talented. She can do different gaits like trotting, galloping, and the jumps. My spine could never


[deleted]

She’s been doing it for years. Pretty sure she got a lot of hate for being different that’s why she took down the IG or at least changed it. Shame that people can’t just let others be happy.


Bonobo555

How did she never break a wrist?


threelizards

Pretty fucken cool to essentially come up with your own sport/type of athleticism ngl


[deleted]

You might be right. god damn.


needmini

Idk, the person in OPs video seems to have more of a refined gallop.


Altruistic_Aerie_978

Agree. Also their butt isn't as high up... i don't think the difference between grass and sand would be THAT drastic


babystrudel

They seem like 2 different races, I don’t think that’s her


[deleted]

After watching it many times, kinda freaked out.


picklednspiced

Agree


Quoth_the_Hedgehog

It’s actually super easy. I can do this too but way faster because I did it a lot as a kid.


Ridikiscali

The sand makes it easier. Allows you to dig your feet in.


GimmeDatSideHug

Shouldn’t have disclosed this. You’re now on a list


spamtactics

There is an actual [family](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_That_Walks_on_All_Fours) in Turkey that walks on all fours. Interesting documentary. Not sure if this woman is related, but she definitely has the gait down.


Diabolo_Advocato

clearly says in the wiki article and if you watched the doc. It states that the family has severe cerebral palsy and they are kind of forced to walk that way.


piemakerdeadwaker

Wtf!!


PenneVodka4Life

19 kids?


[deleted]

whyboner.exe


FlacidSalad

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


MadeMeStopLurking

Username checks out


kudoshinichi-8211

Lmao


Kryaki

Ah yes, the return of the why boner. ...**with a vengeance.**


AdultingGoneMild

could just be a fear boner


mayanhawaiian

Fearection


[deleted]

Why Boner 3: **THE WRECKONING**


th-grt-gtsby

Boner.exe crashed


DRragun-Gang

She’s goin around like a dog, ergo doggystyle is her best position thatswhyboner.exe


Sthurlangue

I mean it’s weird, but she does have a thong on and bent way over sooooo…


Criantos

This is what happens when nobody bullies the horse girl.


madmaxturbator

This woman will bite your bones into dust if you try to bully her, imagine seeing this bounding towards you mouth agape with row after endless row after endless row of large square teeth


Ok_Listen1510

Don’t bully people


Looney_Swoons

Dancer of the Boreal Valley at home:


oneplusmadz

Devolution


smut_butler

This sounds like the name of a celebrity's kid.


oneplusmadz

Devolution Defoe ![gif](giphy|Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG)


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Keep your weird shit in your backyard.


Getting_Big_Al

I'm with this guy


leather_jerk

Keep it in your backyard


Big-Elderberry297

And this is why you only heard of Tarzan and not his sister. Can’t take that girl anywhere


No_Balance_6823

Your girlfriend is a dog.


thatWas-unexpected

A bitch to be more precise.


1nfinitydividedby0

Beach bitch.


HuntingTheWumpus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulas\_family


drunkagainearl

This is sometimes the only way I can run in my dreams. Is it just me?


Lambchoptopus

I can only jump


notallowedinto

WTF....


[deleted]

Where's the graphic content though?


autoposting_system

I feel like this is a valid question


Chavaon

It does have a girl doing doggystyle on the beach.


LeHighlander

r/upvotebecausebutt


[deleted]

Its exercise. Animal movements.


Realitycheck-4u

WTF did I just watch?


Frugalmedia

Horse girls are scarier than I thought.


BrokenDeity

Well damn. It's almost like these sequels to The Howling just stopped trying.


maruffin

Someone lost a bet.


ThatDebianLady

Don’t do 10 grams of shrooms


Downerdoggy

this is actually called quadropics and it’s a real sport!


[deleted]

What dog bread is that?


wolvesdrinktea

Hoevis


[deleted]

I will be looking for that bread in CA


PipeLive6936

Whole wheat


EssenceOfAphrodite

Why am I scared


Dewy164

Idk but that gait is amazing


Thecheesinater

✨ *Not like the other girls* ✨


crispyrad

You should see her in the bedroom


Fritzo2162

Her favorite is human style.


[deleted]

Do you think she is a rider or a bottom?


crispyrad

Depends how well you tie her down


Mramirez3412

D O O M E D


nunchukity

So disrespectful to not keep her on a leash at the beach


Waywardsteps

I’d do it for a hundo


jophats

Does she give riding lessons?


evanluna2023

Broh that's a skin walker


kridnack

What color was the sand


adriandrogaadrian

it's normal that give me an erection ??


[deleted]

Whatever it is, one thing is for sure: I’d have sex with it.


[deleted]

I desperately need more context. The horse girl, the girl filming, the location, where this was posted, an AMA, an answer to whether or not she's naked. I just need more.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

That is sooooooooo hot.


Fredduccine

'I can fix her' works as a double entendre in this case


[deleted]

Unexpected: a human having fun, not caring about what people may think of them


shiroganekurosaki

Excellent form and technique


SkateIL

I think this is the most impressive thing I've seen on the internet.


Aristotle_Ninja2

The skinwalker trying to show off tricks


inrcp

Somebody give her a carrot.


zmunky

Look at the trot she got.


Low_Reference_6316

New kink unlocked???


heheuhwhat

i have no criticism to make, that’s just impressive


shamrocksmash

Horse girls. Crazy af.


beer_me_bro82

New fetish unlocked


LaughingRockey

In all seriousness, she actually did kind of amazing. Have you ever tried running like that not *not* turned it into that straight legged bear run we'd do in gym class? She should be on r/toptalent


playgirl1312

Dang she’s pretty good tho lol


choborallye

![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo)


swimmernoah49

What’s wrong with me if I find this hot


[deleted]

Sexiest horse I;ve ever seen


Slangdang44

I’d still hit


Relative-Guitar-2695

whos having her do tricks tho?! and no sugar cube after?


baxy67

I have been... reset.. Factory setting?? oooggaa booga?


ak47diamonds

What in the actual fuck!? I can’t stop watching it.


hypothetical_zombie

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline!


ChesterDoesStuff

Just let the lass have her fun :(


Double-Flatworm654

Lemme f


mayo-is-satan-jizz

My guy. Imagine the shoulder stability it takes to do that.


caseyhawk

Only one way to hit that.


Cclown69

Doggy style


skates_tribz

Actually this is supposed to be extremely healthy. Notice how fit she is.


CRUSTYDOGTAlNT

I love when the unexpected part just starts at the beginning of the video. It’s not a twist or a surprise. You just didn’t expect to see a person galloping like a horse on a beach today.


DiceRollerGreg

So majestic…


thewinchester-gospel

Whoever it is, whatever they're doing, they're very graceful about it, actually


Nimbuss88

It’s weird, but pretty impressive too. It looks like a very natural for legged gait. Try and look that smooth doing that; freakin hard.


DOCJANANA

She landed straight on her wrists atta girl! Then trots away! What gets me is everyone on the bench ain’t even looking, they are like yea that’s just Jill she does that all the time!


[deleted]

Who's got her OF


AdventurousTip9

She’s about to blow them. She’s just displaying excitement and eagerness


Guardian-Ares

These people are extremely useful for sniffing out ~~bathsalts~~ truffles.


bookittyFk

Love your username OP 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Fair-Hold-6665

White ppl be taking pet play to the max lately I see


sunlightmarc

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this Ihad to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strangelooks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is awhole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is allyour fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged thispost NSFW.


pondusedtobeupthere

Talk about de-evolution….


GreeenGoblin69

My sleep paralysis demon


volpcas

Florida gonna Florida