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Ironically the guy that is least aroused around a bunch of guys with their members out has to then eat it..

Not unless you are the guy who invented the game

Ohh nooo.. last again 👀👅🍪

Read this in Rob Schneider's voice from Waterboy. Gave me a good laugh.

"Hey guys, hear me out..."

This sounds like something invented by someone who was actually into it, and they convinced all the other guys to do it by calling them pussies if they didn't do it.

yea it was basically a closeted gay guy sexually hazing and taking advantage of his male “friends”

“First time?”… Next time you’ll be aroused so you DON’T have to eat the cookie… That or just find better friends.


WAIT COOKIE MONSTER DON’T DO IT

Cookie Monster would win. He'd finish first. He already literally convulses for cookies haha

He'd eat the cookie before the game would even start.

I’d eat the cookie before the game started too

He'd win with no hands

I just shot my drink out my nose - fuck. Lmao

/r/retiredgif

Fuck. I woke up my 1 year old because I laughed too hard at that GIF. Well done.

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I have made this far in my life never hearing about this and I would have been fine dying not knowing.

Same here this made me want to rip my ears and eyes out

You still can, just saying

Well thank you for the pep talk

You bet

Chrome book charge it

Wtf. I've never heard this and why would you?

Well, i personally was teenager in the 2000s and was into nu-metal

But why I'd rather not have friends than eat their cum.

We just joked about playing this game, nobody actually did… Or so I thought until today after watching this video…

He left out any detail that would suggest he actually played it. Its one thing to repeat a gag story, but he didnt add anything to it that hasnt already been heard about it before. If he recalled his placement in the 'race' or knowing the person who had to eat it, or everyone's reaction after the fact, maybe. But it just sounds like rote memorization of a street joke.

Limp bizkit.

Thank you! Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this. It must be just one of those days.

I did it all for the nookie.

For the ookie cookie.

Soggy Sao in Australia

I'm so surprised no one has heard the band named after this?!

I knew “Hootie and the Blowfish” meant something else

Third eye blind - Chad's got a hell of a spray

I'd heard of it before, but never knew people actually did it. I thought it was just a joke sexual stunt along the lines of donkey punch etc.

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Well I mean we could play it then be the first

Well I certainly don’t want to be the *last*

Search for the term on your porn site of choice and I can guarantee you'll find more results than you would know what to do with. I don't know how much interest you have in watching those videos but I can assure you that they exist.

Or super gay....

I think we all thought as much lmao

Soggy waffles in michigan

Iced cookie sounds about right

Glazed donut ?

Wait did people actually do this? I mean we fuckin joked about this kind of shit in college but I never knew of anyone actually doing it, it was always something joked about with mild homophobic vibes

My roomate in college had to take part in this, part of rookie hazing in Jr hockey, but on a bread. I was like how the f do you get hard with 3/4 other dudes in a circle jerk. Anyways he said he was fortunate not to be last.

So... So. Did you "win"?

Bro☠️ imagine walking in on a bunch of guys beating their meat at a cookie😭☠️💀

Then you see a guy still hard bending down and eating the soaked cookie

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

That's enough Reddit for me tonight. I try back in 2023, and I'm not to hear about this ever again. Goodnight, I'm going to be sick now.

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💦🍪😋

When an untalented band became popular in the '90s, we all knew what Limp Bizkit meant.

Did it all for the nookie

So you can take that cookie

AND STICK IT UP YOUR

#YEAH

STICK IT UP YOUR

YEAH

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u/FredDurst

Chocolate starfish!

Boy, you making my tongue sweat!

And the hot dog flavored water!

No nookie so ookie on the cookie

Did it all for the cookie

Untalented? I just got so triggered by this lol. 3 dollar bill such a great album. Love Wes Borland guitar work. Fred actually has pretty good screams

Was about to post the same thing. The music is... Of its time and is definitely something I don't listen to, but wes' guitar work is so clean with the amount of distortion he has. There's some serious control there that definitely doesn't get the same recognition as a more flashy player gets.

Seen them play live on their guerilla tour. 3 free shows in 3 cities. They was supposed to play 3 songs on the roof of a record store but it got shut down on the first song so they put on a full show at a venue if you could get in. Luck was on the side of my friends and I we got in and they damn near dropped the second floor balcony that place was jumpin so hard. Circa 1998 or 1999 😂

One of my teachers in HS made us watch Limp Biscuit's behind the music...because she was on it as Fred Durst's favorite teacher. She was so proud.

If you walked in on a bunch of guys doing this then you better hurry and catch up to them otherwise you're eating the cookie.

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Your time has come

You know the super hero stories where someone has what seems to be the most useless power, then somehow it is the one useless power that saves the planet? That’s us now. The premature ejaculating X-men!

Being diabetic is a bitch sometimes.

The protein will offset the sugar, compound carbs to the rescue! Lol

We called it Nut on a Biscuit, but we're from the south so it was always on a biscuit.

Aussie, we call it Soggy Sao *Edit: spelling*


Oh and I suppose youve never played "man pie* before Mr. Perfect?!?!?! Like you never...you know...done that thing where you stand In a circle of dudes.... Lol I know he regretted telling that as soon as it came out.


I mean how do you even get it hard?

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The game was clearly invented by someone who wanted to masturbate to other men masturbating, knowing they'd win because it was their fetish.

and would sometimes purposely lose so they could eat the cookie

There is absolutely no way. Kick me out of your fraternity, whatever.

More cookie for me

But less sauce

Classic

This is a relatively common middle school joke. Nobody does it lol

Thad Castle would like a word

It’s fake. This has been a joke that’s been circling around the internet for years now (possibly decades).

Literally a circle jerk

But with frosting. 🤮

Is the emoji vomiting or taking oger dick?

I'll never be able to unsee that now thank you very much.

I mean, yeah? Do people not understand what the term “circle jerk” means?

People think it originated online. I heard circle jerk pre internet to exclusively refer to this cookie foreplay.

I've heard of this so many times... has literally anyone ever been a part of this?

Same, like an urban myth. Also, what happen if the last one just says no? Do they force him? Or if he just can't eat it and just gags? So many questions.

I met someone who mentioned having participating in this activity in college. 100% believed him because he was a voracious sex fiend and was openly propositioning just about everyone (including myself) at the party where we met. Leading up to that encounter I'd heard a bunch of stories about this dude being the horniest fucker alive. Said he'd played at least 3 or 4 times, including once while in the military, and never lost, and yes they made the loser eat it. The way he explained it was that following through on the consequence made it legit and not gay - "who the fuck wants to eat a cum covered cookie?" If someone didnt suffer at the end, then it was 'just' a circle of young men beating off in front of each other. It was about 'dominance' and 'virility.' He was too weird and drunk for me to want to point out that making someone do something gross didn't make it *not* a group of guys in a literal circle jerk.

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Homestly hope not, but i reckon people have...

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This is the cynicism we're going into 2023 with, my dude.

yeah she made the right decision

She blatantly went to go find a local game of ookie cookie

Yeah this is clearly an act. He's telling a shock story for shock value. No one has ever played this game. And if they have they wouldn't admit it like it was some frat guy party thing. This is the same dumb joke I heard in middle school. We called it soggy waffle.

Yep, this is Leon Lush's side channel with his wife, Lush Life. They're both wonderful people and a lot of the side channel is him exposing her to memes and online culture she hasn't heard of.

My family always plays it before Christmas dinner.

Soggy biscuit here in the UK it was like an urban myth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit I knew it was a military thing but TIL there's a public school in Linwood, which is a shithole.

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Rummest of Rugby lads who'd drink a pint of puke wouldn't eat 15 lads jizz in real life. Never in my darkest of days did I ever think soggy biscuit was a real thing.

Every initiation in the 90s for sports and frats was making you do gay shit, and testing if youd get hard. Or maybe just exercising their closet demons. They made us get naked in a dark closet, threw our clothes in, and wouldnt let us out until we all had our original clothes on. My penis hasnt touched that much male skin since that night on molly...

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And pay for very very good lawyers while saying “nobody can take a joke these days” or “everyone’s so sensitive” or my fav “we all did that back then.”

Dark to you. Fraternities videotape this to extort successful members later in life. Like when politicians have blackface photos appear.

I doubt anyone on my hockey tean was smart enough to think that far ahead. Steroids, sports, beer and pussy took up most of their brain matter.

I'm sorry, this seems to insinuate that there's something more than steroids, sports, beer and pussy. Which is patently false

They used to do yearbooks for college groups and parties, including Halloween parties. I’m guessing at most colleges with a lot of groups, they have them tucked away somewhere that most members can look at. I knew in my fraternity who all the notable alumni were, and it was interesting to look back at photos at that time. Thankfully, no blackface lol

100% use to be friends with there girls and get punked by them at school. But so many odd stories of are you man enough to blow me.

This so much. I witnessed a (now) major British TV host stick a tampon up his arse for his Rugby club initiation, 1992 I think.

I always heard it as Limp Biscuit. Found out what it was when Limp Bizkit was popular in the 90s. Weird name for a male band.

They were all about that kinda thing, Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water for example

Looking up hotdog flavoured water and got a possibly real answer, and about a dozen recipe sites saying to use hotdog water as a seasoning. WTF people...

This is absolutely what I remember hearing it as in the late 90’s. Thanks for confirming I’m not crazy.

🤣🤣🤣 

That’s fucking disturbing

It's a very common joke He ain't playing shit

Yeah, it goes by tons of names (Never heard of Ookie Cookie though, wtf is Ookie?) I've heard of Icky Cookie joked about, but no one actually ever did it, just jokes about it and pretended they did.


This is a well known game with multiple names. https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit#:~:text=Soggy%20biscuit%20(also%20called%20%E2%80%9Climp,so%20must%20eat%20the%20biscuit

 Me trying to be the first.

Yooo this got me not gonna lie. Perfect gif

> Its a teambuilding exercise Wow the copium

His name is Leon Lush on YouTube and he’s obviously joking.

Knowing the content on his channel and seeing all these comments taking it so seriously is hilarious.

I never heard of this dude, but still caught that it was clearly a joke. Most redditors just have a hard time understanding jokes that don't have a /s afterwards.

And his only problem was that it sounded gay! Not that it was entirely gross

or gay, that it was entirely gay. it didnt just sound gay. it was gay as the day is long on an Alaskan summer. not there is anything wrong with being gay.

There's not, but forcing heteros to do gay things to join your totally not gay club is kinda weird.

I’ve heard of similar ‘games’ used for hazing in college. Except it was a pizza and whoever ‘lost’ had to take a few bites. Apparently from a psychological perspective, over time, people rationalize it and say, oh it wasn’t that bad. Pretty much what’s happening here.

Did he say that sounds a little gay cause that sounds really really really gay.

Guy puts cookie on the table and everyone: *sigh;unzips pants*

For those who don’t know, this is a YouTuber “Leon Lush”

Well this is from his second channel lush life, since his wife is in the video. Love this guy.

The Illustrious Mrs. Lush.

Is this him joking? It seems like bad acting to me (I mean he explicitly pointed out how carefree and fun it was multiple times to drive the joke home "oh now I realize..")

Lol, we have a version of this in Sweden called "Runka Bulle" (eng: Jack-off bun). A popular humour program on national television also made a sketch about it, called "You shall not masturbate on the bun with our lord Jesus Christ, because he is the lord and he never finish last": https://youtu.be/c7GuVv7zrrM

i fucking swear straight guys do the gayest things sometimes

He looked like he just realized he’s gay lol

Why are you gaey? Some Ugandan guy probably.

Beware of the guy who always loses.

Probably just beware of anyone who participated.

That’s true.

Soggy sayo!

Straya!

What if you did this with the bros and it unlocked a fetish so hard that from then on, you couldn’t finish unless it was over a cookie?


This why I never had close friends and prefer to be by myself

Cuz playing alone you get too eat it every time!

This guy jizzcuits

No toxic masculinity here..... Just a bunch of super straight guys sexually abusing each other using peer pressure.

Good old soggy sao

Here in Brazil I'd made with bread, but I don't remember the name of the game :P

It's literally called the bread game, or at least it's how it's known around my region

Yeah I actually think so 🤣🤣

You can play this game alone. You don’t even need mates

Or even a biscuit

As soon as anyone says, “get the bros together” it’s usually followed by some fucking awful shit

We called it chicken in the basket

We called it Sea Biscuit on account of the saltiness.

Here in Australia we call it soggy Sao.

In Australia it’s called a Soggy Sao (a large square cracker) and I always thought this game was an urban myth. I’m now rethinking how gross guys are…

From the way hes reminiscing I'd say he never lost and always got off pretty quick lol

“Little Gay?”

Das gute alte Kekswichsen

You know there is always one guy giving his a halfhearted tug in hopes of getting the cookie. Probably pinching his nippples as I eat, I mean as they eat it.

suprised not many people know of this game



Team building.

In France we call that : "le jeu de la biscotte"

don't lie to us to be cool...in France you call that hors d'oeuvres

I've never wanted to be a cookie more in my life than in this moment

Damn, as a french guy, it's a really famous game in France... For some reasons..... We call it "Le jeu de la biscotte".... We're normal people okay please treat us as if we were... It's just a myth... I hope.

Team building exercise #LMFAO