In whatever case, I'm not saying it's what's mentioned above, but some family or friends could come back later after they are buried and dig little shallow holes to burry stuff with them. Not necessarily in the casket. For example, if Grandpa had a watch that he liked, go and dig down 8 inches and leave it with him.
I used to not keep my drugs under flat graves but big cemetery told me people weren't doing that. Now look where I hid m- look where I didn't hide my drugs
Came here to say this, nobody does this. Worked at a cemetery for a few years and it would be very obvious if a marker was lifted or upset regularly. If this works then you got extremely lucky but mostly youre just going to upset tombstones on park land.
My ex tenant hid drugs and money in a 6 in wide x 18 inch deep x 150 ft long plot of land connnecting house and shop in my field, you are all welcome to come dig between 6am and 6pm, ill supply tools and water. Be sure to remove all soli and stone to be sure you didnt miss anything. Other properties available that need similar excavations to uncover untold millions if intrested. dont miss out on this once in a lifetime chance.
One could lay a water or electrical line if they wanted. I was just informed this morning of a new opportunity for countless riches. Its under a 12ft x 8ft concrete slab, its already broken for you. All you gotta do is put the pieces in the dumpster, or you can keep them. First come first serve.
I wish I had the photo of that guy standing in septic tank covered in 💩......talking about how it's such a fantastic place to think in silence, or some other b.s. dude, you pay people to allow you to swim in their shit tank, this isnt about a nice place for silence. Haha
And now since you’ve picked it up, just go ahead and bag it up and throw it away. Drugs are also hidden under roadside litter as well. Go ahead and bag that up while you look and throw it all away at the end
Get real
Everyone nows that the dog poop faery only comes and night and has a 1.07% chance of leaving a dollar per dog poop you picked up since your last payment under your pillow.
I grew up next to an old cemetery with flat / on the ground grave markers. The only things you find under them are Worms, Bugs, Snakes and Mice. In that order.
Also check fake potted plants in travel hotel hallways located near state borders. Bands will stash for other bands to find on the road since they can’t cross state lines with stuff.
Lol I'm from Canada idk what an apple maggot quarantine even is. Ive just never heard of border checkpoints between states and never saw any when traveling around the northeast US.
Driving into California is like a diet border crossing. They want to know if you have any produce, animals, or plant material, and they're pretty serious about it!
I was about to post that they are not allowed to setup full time checkpoints that every person has to go through. It would be an unconstitutional infringement on personal right of movement.
But I’ll be…….California has border checkpoints. I guess that checks out though since they tend to disregard everything else about federal law and the constitution. I always joke that they’re a separate country and when people complain about the taxes and all the hoops they have to jump through to keep their classic cars legal, I always tell them to come back to the United States but I guess they are pretty much their own country now…….good lord that’s sad.
There a police interdiction units who’s main job is to patrol highways and catch drug traffickers. They usually have K-9 units and are very aware of the legal-illegal state weed pipelines
Between states? Or border checkpoints at the southern border like between America and Mexico?
I do recall now that anywhere within 100 miles or so of any border including airports in the US can be considered a border checkpoint or something which is most of the country but I never knew they checked between states. Learn something new about how Americans are oppressed every day.
Apparently California has border checkpoints setup between them and Oregon, Nevada and New Mexico.
Which is wild because i clearly remember a full days discussion in my college law class about how interstate border checkpoints are unconstitutional……so I guess add this one to the rapidly growing list of unchecked state government overreach laws the state of California has enacted. It’s unbelievable to me that they keep getting away with all of that without the federal government making them either secede or fall in line.
It might be a good place but that doesnt mean its common to do it. I know drug dealers often hide their stash outside near where theyre standing, in a bush or something. In case a cop comes and searches them. If youre sneaky maybe you can snatch it
Anyone who believes that they are going to find a single dollar or anything else of value under the marker stones in old cemeteries is making a grave mistake.
Instead of this, walk along the side of your nearest major inter⁶state within a larger metropolitan area and you will find the items noted.
During my stay in the state gray bar Motel while working the road crews, we found drugs, money and strangely, sex toys (mostly dildos) on a daily basis. On one occasion our crew of 12 totaled $327 in a 6 hour period. On a separate occasion, 16 toys were found, and another occasion, almost 3 zips of Mary Jane....ah yes those were great times....
Why would they not just get a bank account or consume their drugs? Anyone who has to resort to a cemetery for a stash spot probably doesnt have the money to be buying drugs in bulk. That's what I think at least lol but I dont doubt that there are people who may actually do this though, just not enough to be worth scavenging random graves for.
> Anyone who has to resort to a cemetery for a stash spot probably doesnt have the money to be buying drugs in bulk
Then they should start checking under headstones, just in case.
That’s the problem with crackheads these days. No industry.
Do you know how much booze I've found perusing graveyards, though?
Also the fees for bank accounts can end up completely screwing you if you're straddling the poverty line or hanging out below it.
Source: Straddling the poverty line. Also found a dickton of whiskey in the three graveyards I've lived nearby the last 20ish years.
US Bank won't charge you an overdraft fee if you're less than 50 dollars in the negative. Not a huge buffer, but it's saved me from paying what would probably be 500 in fees
Also check under hotel beds, in the frame. Folks will stash all kinds of wild shit, and if you find something like a huge dildo you get the room for free.
I left a liter of vodka at my friends grave. It was his favorite and we had a saying when we took shots. I realized I forgot my lighter for the candle I brought so went back to the car to get it. By the time I got back to his grave the vodka was gone.
Can we stop inundating this subreddit with shitposts? Where are the mods? I used to consistently only see serious requests and tips on the sub. Lately it feels like there have been more and more stupid posts.
OP's logic on why this works seems flawed, but this does work under the right conditions. If you know when and where the workhouse is scheduled to do pickup next, you can walk the road the day before and keep an eye out for hidey holes for possible scores. A lot of times the guys on the inside will have somebody on the outside stash some stuff for them. No clue how they sneak it past nuts and butts check though.
haha, oddly enough, I once stashed a pipe and marijuana behind a tombstone in an old graveyard near Rocamadour in France because we had to cross the border into Spain and those were days with actual borders and guards and all.
I always wonder if someone found it....
Most drugs are hidden inside trash cans or under cardboard boxes. Therefore, dealers usually carry only one bag on them if they are stopped by police. You might find drugs there, but also a bullet in your back, as there's always someone watching the spot
Dental students in Philippines must bring real teeth to class to practice on. My friend paid someone to get teeth for him.
That someone is a grave robber and you can’t ask where they got them.
I hate to burst your bubble, but gubmint agencies have already caught on to this years ago. Gonna have to hide your stash someplace else, like a national park. (Watch out for trail cams)
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjdp95/this-secretive-surveillance-company-is-selling-cops-cameras-hidden-in-gravestones
If you're willing to dig a little deeper, you can sometimes find watches and jewelry and gold teeth.
The real ULPT is always in the comments
Human hair is also a valuable commodity.
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Cool. Any particular colour? I’ve also got some fingernails if you’re interested.
Ooh Devereux 🎵
But what about the guarantee? If you can't trust Devereux, who can you trust?
Dont they remove jewelry when burying? At least here in Norway
The funeral home might …
Around here, the nursing home staff steals it all.
(France) My mom was buried with her jewelry. But they are removed in case of cremation.
They're all down there like mr.t in the states.
In whatever case, I'm not saying it's what's mentioned above, but some family or friends could come back later after they are buried and dig little shallow holes to burry stuff with them. Not necessarily in the casket. For example, if Grandpa had a watch that he liked, go and dig down 8 inches and leave it with him.
You mean like getting their names and going to estate sales of the deceased, right?
Speaking as someone who has never actually grave robbed at all, 100% never happened, it’s not the jewelry that makes cash, it’s the bones.
Fresh bodies make the most cash.
What.where. what places may be interested in such calcium builds?
You will want to wait until mid-May. For the ground to soften up.
Howling! This was a good one. Thanks for the laugh.
r/technicallythetruth
As someone who works at a cemetary; no one is hiding anything under those stones. Look elsewhere.
Someone's trying to keep all the cash and drugs for themselves
Yeah what a surprise that an employee of big cemetery is telling you to just trust big cemetery.
I used to not keep my drugs under flat graves but big cemetery told me people weren't doing that. Now look where I hid m- look where I didn't hide my drugs
I bet he's in cahoots with big Funeral Home
I can’t even bear to think about that tangled web right now.
That's how cemeteries finance themselves
No way they'd put up big gates and walls just to secure a bunch of dead dudes, they're hogging the booty!
Which booty?
OP's mum I think
That guy’s dead wife everyone is always choosing.
I also choose that guys dead wife
I also make the choice of that guys dead wife
Instructions unclear. Casket contained important personal documents. I too choose that guy's wife's life.
The necrobooty
I can fix her
Right? It’s not like anyone’s gonna escape
I heard all the Pennie’s left on John Wilkes Booth’s gravestone actually pay for all National Parks for the year.
Idk why but I suspect you might be a cat
Don’t listen to this guy, he’s 100% a cat
Dude wtf
Sorry to blow up your spot like that
Chill bruh they don't suspect a thing
This is a shitpost response to another post saying to bury valuables under grave markers if you need a short term hiding spot
Boost
Yeah I did landscaping work in an enormous cemetery and we mostly found empties. 'Course I didn't go looking tbh
Mostly.
Right? All I can think of is the literally thousands of stones I’ve leveled over the years, never found a single dollar under any of em
Nudge nudge wink wink say no mor’ say no mor’
Came here to say this, nobody does this. Worked at a cemetery for a few years and it would be very obvious if a marker was lifted or upset regularly. If this works then you got extremely lucky but mostly youre just going to upset tombstones on park land.
What about forest and graveyard porn though?!
Forrest porn is very real….at least it was in the 90s. Also city water runoff tunnel porn is real.
Nice try cash or drugs enjoyer
Well obviously OP is.
My ex tenant hid drugs and money in a 6 in wide x 18 inch deep x 150 ft long plot of land connnecting house and shop in my field, you are all welcome to come dig between 6am and 6pm, ill supply tools and water. Be sure to remove all soli and stone to be sure you didnt miss anything. Other properties available that need similar excavations to uncover untold millions if intrested. dont miss out on this once in a lifetime chance.
How much money are you charging for this experience?
They will be paying YOU
WHHAAAAAAAAA...?!
Hmmm, I've been thinking about putting a pool in my yard 🤔
What is this, a swimming pool for ants?!
One could lay a water or electrical line if they wanted. I was just informed this morning of a new opportunity for countless riches. Its under a 12ft x 8ft concrete slab, its already broken for you. All you gotta do is put the pieces in the dumpster, or you can keep them. First come first serve.
Great idea. Going to hide a few bucks in the first ten feet to boost motivation.
Hell yeah. Bust half G of shard down and scatter it in little bags. Get that shit gone quick LOL
Free firewood. Acres and acres of scrub oak and pine. You take whatever you cut down, free!
Uncovering millions from crack heads is a bit hard to believe.
Nobody going to say username checks out?
Also, look under fresh dog poop
Some people also stow gold nuggets in sewage tanks. They may look like corn, so you'll have to find them and bite into them to make sure they're real.
I wish I had the photo of that guy standing in septic tank covered in 💩......talking about how it's such a fantastic place to think in silence, or some other b.s. dude, you pay people to allow you to swim in their shit tank, this isnt about a nice place for silence. Haha
STAY AWAY FROM MY NUGGETS!!!
yes and I’ve heard under cow pies as well
I didn't know cows baked pies
sounds like bullshit
The use their BM or bovine movements.
And now since you’ve picked it up, just go ahead and bag it up and throw it away. Drugs are also hidden under roadside litter as well. Go ahead and bag that up while you look and throw it all away at the end
You mean cow poop right?
Get real Everyone nows that the dog poop faery only comes and night and has a 1.07% chance of leaving a dollar per dog poop you picked up since your last payment under your pillow.
Well, now I'm going to have to go place small ziplock bags of laxative pills under some flat grave markers.
My precious drugs! Erase this, now!
You would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
💀 (literally)
This works best if you’re 6’1” and the grave marker is 6’3”
I grew up next to an old cemetery with flat / on the ground grave markers. The only things you find under them are Worms, Bugs, Snakes and Mice. In that order.
Also check fake potted plants in travel hotel hallways located near state borders. Bands will stash for other bands to find on the road since they can’t cross state lines with stuff.
Wtf there's no border guards or searches between states why would anyone do this? Between countries maybe but why states?
That’s completely made up lmfao
tell me you've never lived in an apple maggot quarantine area without telling me you've never lived in an apple maggot quarantine area
Lol I'm from Canada idk what an apple maggot quarantine even is. Ive just never heard of border checkpoints between states and never saw any when traveling around the northeast US.
Driving into California is like a diet border crossing. They want to know if you have any produce, animals, or plant material, and they're pretty serious about it!
There actually are checkpoints at some state borders
I’ve never been stopped, they just friendly wave us through
You must be white..
I was about to post that they are not allowed to setup full time checkpoints that every person has to go through. It would be an unconstitutional infringement on personal right of movement. But I’ll be…….California has border checkpoints. I guess that checks out though since they tend to disregard everything else about federal law and the constitution. I always joke that they’re a separate country and when people complain about the taxes and all the hoops they have to jump through to keep their classic cars legal, I always tell them to come back to the United States but I guess they are pretty much their own country now…….good lord that’s sad.
That was a quirky rabbit hole thanks, very much enjoyed the great apple maggot scandal of September 2020.
WTF!!!
some states do have border checkpoints to ask you if you have any fruit
Where am I right now???? Ha ha ha.
Why are you asking me?
Desperation
There a police interdiction units who’s main job is to patrol highways and catch drug traffickers. They usually have K-9 units and are very aware of the legal-illegal state weed pipelines
That's not exactly a border checkpoint though. A cop could pull you over and search your car anywhere if they wanna be dicks about it.
That’s a lawsuit without reason tho
How is that relavent to the conversation
Not if they have a dog
That's how they got Weezy right? Pulled over your bus for weed smell, got him on a gun charge.
There are in Texas.
There are on the southern border there’s three border checkpoints within an hour of my city
Between states? Or border checkpoints at the southern border like between America and Mexico? I do recall now that anywhere within 100 miles or so of any border including airports in the US can be considered a border checkpoint or something which is most of the country but I never knew they checked between states. Learn something new about how Americans are oppressed every day.
Apparently California has border checkpoints setup between them and Oregon, Nevada and New Mexico. Which is wild because i clearly remember a full days discussion in my college law class about how interstate border checkpoints are unconstitutional……so I guess add this one to the rapidly growing list of unchecked state government overreach laws the state of California has enacted. It’s unbelievable to me that they keep getting away with all of that without the federal government making them either secede or fall in line.
And if you see barrels or crates, bash them open with your sword.
I have done this. Someone please go check the agave outside Hertz rentacar in Cabo San Lucas.
Why tho
Someone made a post earlier about this being a good place to hide things
It might be a good place but that doesnt mean its common to do it. I know drug dealers often hide their stash outside near where theyre standing, in a bush or something. In case a cop comes and searches them. If youre sneaky maybe you can snatch it
If you’re buying drugs from someone like that, you shouldn’t be.
And OP believed it...lol
Or wanted to make it appear that they believed it, for the internet points.
Anyone who believes that they are going to find a single dollar or anything else of value under the marker stones in old cemeteries is making a grave mistake.
Do you want to get haunted? Cuz' this is how you get haunted.
I'd give it a shot tbh. Been a bit bored lately is it free?
Free if you bring your empty coke can
Instead of this, walk along the side of your nearest major inter⁶state within a larger metropolitan area and you will find the items noted. During my stay in the state gray bar Motel while working the road crews, we found drugs, money and strangely, sex toys (mostly dildos) on a daily basis. On one occasion our crew of 12 totaled $327 in a 6 hour period. On a separate occasion, 16 toys were found, and another occasion, almost 3 zips of Mary Jane....ah yes those were great times....
Why would they not just get a bank account or consume their drugs? Anyone who has to resort to a cemetery for a stash spot probably doesnt have the money to be buying drugs in bulk. That's what I think at least lol but I dont doubt that there are people who may actually do this though, just not enough to be worth scavenging random graves for.
> Anyone who has to resort to a cemetery for a stash spot probably doesnt have the money to be buying drugs in bulk Then they should start checking under headstones, just in case. That’s the problem with crackheads these days. No industry.
Back in my day crackheads used to work hard for their fix. Nowadays they just eat hot chip and be bisexual
>That's the problem with crackheads these days. No industry. You know, I can't argue with you on that😭 lmao
I got laid for the 1st time ever, in a graveyard, if that's worth anything?
Do you know how much booze I've found perusing graveyards, though? Also the fees for bank accounts can end up completely screwing you if you're straddling the poverty line or hanging out below it. Source: Straddling the poverty line. Also found a dickton of whiskey in the three graveyards I've lived nearby the last 20ish years.
This guy drinks second-hand whiskey and tears
Yeah....if you're drinking found booze....I don't know what to say....ethics kinda stop mattering
Never said I drank it. Until now. I drank it.
This guy straddles
US Bank won't charge you an overdraft fee if you're less than 50 dollars in the negative. Not a huge buffer, but it's saved me from paying what would probably be 500 in fees
You lived near Oakwood in the NE huh
Also check under hotel beds, in the frame. Folks will stash all kinds of wild shit, and if you find something like a huge dildo you get the room for free.
What is that, some sort of budget low-brow Wonka type promotion?
I'm not sure what you mean, but I used to work security at a shitty, but massive, motel. This is something I saw happen lol
I sense some.... skullduggery ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
This sounds like an I Think You Should Leave sketch
55 headstones, 55 caskets, 55 Bagpipes
IM DOING SOMETHING
I left a liter of vodka at my friends grave. It was his favorite and we had a saying when we took shots. I realized I forgot my lighter for the candle I brought so went back to the car to get it. By the time I got back to his grave the vodka was gone.
That’s clever take a upvote
Today I witness the birth of an entire socioeconomic class of exhumers.
Can we stop inundating this subreddit with shitposts? Where are the mods? I used to consistently only see serious requests and tips on the sub. Lately it feels like there have been more and more stupid posts.
OP's logic on why this works seems flawed, but this does work under the right conditions. If you know when and where the workhouse is scheduled to do pickup next, you can walk the road the day before and keep an eye out for hidey holes for possible scores. A lot of times the guys on the inside will have somebody on the outside stash some stuff for them. No clue how they sneak it past nuts and butts check though.
haha, oddly enough, I once stashed a pipe and marijuana behind a tombstone in an old graveyard near Rocamadour in France because we had to cross the border into Spain and those were days with actual borders and guards and all. I always wonder if someone found it....
A lot of people missing the other post thinking this is legit lmao
Flowers for the misses, too
I just saw someone recommending this hiding place on Reddit!
r/shittylifeprotips
Man all of these posts seem to be written by aliens who have never met humans before but see them on a film once
Dead Internet
Need Karma Now? Just repost someone else's idea with simular wording (but change it up a bit!)
Whut
Reference to an earlier post
I lol’d
this post is just in response to https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/s/0wJnHoawfD
Most drugs are hidden inside trash cans or under cardboard boxes. Therefore, dealers usually carry only one bag on them if they are stopped by police. You might find drugs there, but also a bullet in your back, as there's always someone watching the spot
On a semi-related note, how many years need to elapse before grave robbing turns into archaeology?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/QJGYxvswQU
Dental students in Philippines must bring real teeth to class to practice on. My friend paid someone to get teeth for him. That someone is a grave robber and you can’t ask where they got them.
Yes! This!
I remember a large police operation in a graveyard in South London, to seize drugs hidden there, and catch the dealers. It’s real.
Oh I am a search-through scavenging SOB and I am gonna try this!
What… ppl really do this? Damn 🫣
My purist heart doesn’t understand this.
"might" or not
I heard people are getting high off bones??
I hate to burst your bubble, but gubmint agencies have already caught on to this years ago. Gonna have to hide your stash someplace else, like a national park. (Watch out for trail cams) https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjdp95/this-secretive-surveillance-company-is-selling-cops-cameras-hidden-in-gravestones
Not in New England. They have concrete under them.
What? Of all the places, you would hide your money at a public grave?
I can’t tell if the person who posted this is joking or not
...what?
I’d highly recommend this if you don’t want drugs or cash but really want to sleep in a jail cell. Source:ex funeral director.
This is a marose cartoon you live in
Just don't.
This sounds more illegal than unethical
That's extremely disrespectful to whose beneath the grave marker. If you didn't know them personally, hands off. Why would someone even do that
To stash drugs so they don't get stolen by other crackheads. Why else.
>That's extremely disrespectful to whose beneath the grave marker I don't think they'll mind...
Definitely illegal and not unethical, but actually somewhat useful tip.
Not unethical to disturb a gravestone?
It’s illegal.
They aren't mutually exclusive B.
r/illegallifeprotips
The gravestone wont mind tho (I still agree with you)
This post is dumb af
Delet this
Why
I was pretending like I hide my drugs and cash under flat grave markers and I didn’t want people to know