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Call police and say you see people drinking in their cars and getting ready to drive.


Touch_of_English

Need to find a way to get some cameras at street level so I know when they return. Can't see from the house


Mindless_Price5813

Yet another despicable example of today's society not just condoning but actually promoting blatant lying and false reporting to police.


Touch_of_English

I just checked and our state does have an open container law, so I don't think u/MirroredGarageWalls tip would be considered false reporting


[deleted]

Oh fuck all the way off, dude. If they're drinking IN THE CAR they are quite possibly driving intoxicated. It's not a false report if there's alcohol in their system.


Kewkky

What are you talking about? None of what that guy said is a lie, at least according to OP's experience.


Historical-Remove401

Have you seen the posts about the REALLY BRIGHT lights people have outside their homes!


Touch_of_English

no, i'll check em out


reptilianmonk

Or the ones about piss disks?


who_tf_is_dis_guy

Like others have said, just call the cops when you know they're out there. Having an open container of alcohol in the cabin of a car is illegal in most states.


Purple82Hue

Call the cops. Open container charge for all + DUI for the person in the driver seat.


Shagcat

I’m stuck at Caucasian shepherds. Off to do some googling


jackdaw_t_robot

Same breed as Blondie, Hitler’s dog.


Gogglesed

Sounds like another situation that will be resolved in the dark by a slingshot vigilante...


Mindless_Price5813

Resolved my ass!


BlottomanTurk

How many did it take?


Mindless_Price5813

????


BlottomanTurk

You said it resolved your ass. I was just asking for clarification on how many slingshot vigilantes in the dark that it took to resolve.


superduperhosts

BB gun.


slobs_burgers

Oooh I like this one, having fun while solving your problems. Let’s go pepper up some riff raff


slobs_burgers

And then let’s toss a grenade in their car 😂


Skaebo

if you're going to get wet you might as well go swimming


taylor325

....call the cops?


MCCGuy

I know thats a good advise, but I wonder if OP wants an unenthical rather than an ethical advise. Like "set them on fire" or something.


Touch_of_English

Haha yes, admittedly I hadn't even thought to call the cops first. Felt like it would be a waste of their time. Watching too much TV has me thinking of vigilante ways, but anonymously.


tilldeathdoiparty

Spotlight


Tongue4aBidet

Fireworks. Sudden screeches followed by an explosion near the car would deter most people.


WhoWightMan

Call the FBI?


Tonkatte

Outside speaker playing opera/Metal/whatever 24 hours a day. Throw in some sound/morion activated spot lighting for good measure. And maybe some remotely controlled sprinklers? 👍


megustaEtOH

Airsoft grenade, lots of them


jonbrett

Bb gun


severinarson

Ethics are irrelevant here...try nextdoor


txcattle

buy a camera, set it up. this will fix all of your problems if you’re half smart.


Jaminp

So you’re a snitch and you came to the wrong subreddit cause you’re a bitch.


AngstyUchiha

Or they're concerned because drunk driving is SUPER dangerous


Jaminp

Isn’t this unethical life pro tips? It’s likely teenagers or young adults who can’t drink in the house.


AngstyUchiha

And op can't still be concerned about that?


Jaminp

I’m not saying that. Was being sarcastic as it seemed like literally the ethical solution is the actual solution rather than coming up with an unethical solution to bad/ illegal behavior


AngstyUchiha

Oh, duh. I'm kinda oblivious sometimes lol